Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

Awesome. Sounds like money well spent. Where is Thips BTW?

Here right now. Corner of Pattaya Klang and 3rd Rd.

[Banana Boi]

You drop over $300 USD per day, above the costs of hotel & flight? $300 USD+ for food, drink, and cooze? In Pattaya?

300 USD is say 10 k baht. Not sure of the exact exchange rate these days. It's really not difficult to spend 10 k baht per day if you hit a gogo bar.

Buffet breakfast a LK Empress 250 baht (double that if your girl is still with you).
Baht bus for the day 60 baht.
Lunch at KFC 119 baht.
Misc stuff like water and snacks at 711 100 baht.
Soi 6 girl #1 1000 + 350 BF + 70 drink (add more if you buy lady drinks at any visit or if you visit a few bars before finding the right girl).
Soi 6 girl #2 1000 + 350 BF + 70 drink.
Dinner at a Thai restaurant 200 baht.

So we're at around 3500 baht before the night begins. This is where the budget will vary for most mongers. Your night may be Soi 6 or a Beach Road FL or it may be the high end with a gogo bar girl.

Low budget,
Bar girl 1000 + 350 + 70 drink or Beach Road FL 1000 baht.
Drinks for you and girl at iBar 500.
IBar girl LT 2000-2500.
Late night snack the girl wants while heading back to your room 100 baht.

High budget.
Make the rounds at gogo 5 bars + average 2 lady drinks at each bar 150 + 200 + 200 = 550 x 5 bars = 2750.
Top gogo girl LT 5000 + 2000 BF.
Snacks before room 300.

So on the low end total for the day is roughly 7500 baht. If you want a gogo girl it's 13,500 baht.

[Banana Boi]

That blows the hell out of the 1500 baht that I spend! Chick that works at Simon Bar was off and got here last night at 10 pm. It is now 8 am and she is still in my bed. 1000 baht. I ate 3 times (breakfast at Thips 199, lunch at KFC 119, ribs and 1/2 chicken for dinner at the market 155) yesterday and spent 473 baht. I put gas in my motorbike 120 baht. I bought Schweppes Manao at a gentlemen's club while shooting pool 75 baht plus 25 baht tip. 1,693 baht spent yesterday.

Awesome. Sounds like money well spent. Where is Thips BTW?

Actually enjoyed reading this post. Curious if others want to share a breakdown of how they are actually spending their money on a random day.

[Mr Enternational]

You drop over $300 USD per day, above the costs of hotel & flight? $300 USD+ for food, drink, and cooze? In Pattaya?

That blows the hell out of the 1500 baht that I spend! Chick that works at Simon Bar was off and got here last night at 10 pm. It is now 8 am and she is still in my bed. 1000 baht. I ate 3 times (breakfast at Thips 199, lunch at KFC 119, ribs and 1/2 chicken for dinner at the market 155) yesterday and spent 473 baht. I put gas in my motorbike 120 baht. I bought Schweppes Manao at a gentlemen's club while shooting pool 75 baht plus 25 baht tip. 1,693 baht spent yesterday.

[Nyezhov]

That's correct. In Bangkok as well. I think that's about the norm.

Wow I lived in BKK last winter for $1500 a month in a SkyTrain condo replete with food travel weed and pooswa.

[Geckoface]

Some of these housekeepers are definitely MILF material. I've had some success with this group. You have to keep it on the down low so they don't get found out at work, but once you get them away from their place of work they can be a lot of fun, quite horny, and GFE. I had one who once I got her clothes off I was even more impressed-beautiful firm teats and a tight figure- and had a great time.

[Smoothy]

You drop over $300 USD per day, above the costs of hotel & flight? $300 USD+ for food, drink, and cooze? In Pattaya?

That's correct. In Bangkok as well. I think that's about the norm.

[Ebauche]

I spend about 10,000 baht per day plus hotel room, so I would bring about $2500 USD for the week then add whatever you want to spend on the hotel for the week and the flight.

You drop over $300 USD per day, above the costs of hotel & flight? $300 USD+ for food, drink, and cooze? In Pattaya?

[Chris P]

Hello, if anyone is interested there's a place called Lifecare Lab which does an STD check for the big five (H, HB, G, S, C) for only 700 baht, same day results. Near to Yensabai condo (it's on Google Maps). I took my girl there and been barebacking with peace of mind for the last week. We all hate condoms, but stay safe.

[Syzygies]

One of the reasons I love living in Asia is maids are dirt cheap and I don't have to clean at all.

Out in the country, cleaning becomes even more important due to high levels of dust, insects, and lizard shits. My Mrs is not a housewife type, however will do cooking most days.

I floated the idea of hiring a housemaid, instead of me having to clean the bedroom and bathroom sometimes, however she wasn't keen for any outsiders to discover illicit things like smoking weed. So probably have to find a close relative to do it. We do hire rice farm workers at times. I don't see myself reaping the rice crop either. To much hard work at my age, and labour is cheap.

When she ran out of stuff recently, I suddenly went from being nearly raped daily, to get nothing. She was suddenly so lazy on withdrawal from the good stuff. Now I find myself visiting Bangkok. Ha ha.

In the past, I fucked a few Hotel maids doing the Thermae on the sly. So I think it is not beyond possibility to get a pretty maid who also fucks for a suitable bonus. Does Thailand advertise any naked housemaids? ha ha. If I was single, I would be interested in that option maybe. I think one could do better than Arnie, and also try not to get her pregnant.

[Smoothy]

Hello to everyone on the forum.

I am planning a trip to pattaya next month for a week. I am not here to ask for leads as I have gone through the forum but my doubt arises from the prices assuming I want to have one girl for LT and one girl for ST a day how much should my budget be for a week in pattaya including everything just an estimate is good enough.

Also please note that I am indian so might need to pay premium at some places. Hoping for some help from veterans.

I spend about 10,000 baht per day plus hotel room, so I would bring about $2500 USD for the week then add whatever you want to spend on the hotel for the week and the flight.

[Mr Enternational]

One of the reasons I love living in Asia is maids are dirt cheap and I don't have to clean at all.

Well I was criticized by one poster the other day in another thread when I mentioned offering chicks money to clean my place. Seemed it makes more sense to him and has more pride involved for them to prostitute themselves out than to make honest money cleaning.

The point is I don't treat her like horse manure. Maybe, I should say no and tell her to come clean my apartment for 15 dollars. What a nice guy you are.

[RockyRobin133]

Hi,

I will be visiting Pattaya this week. Requesting Forum members to help with below information:

1. Best Soapy Massage parlour in Pattaya. Request forum members to help with their experience.

2. Best GO GO Bar or any other equivalent place where I can pick up Russian girl. I have a fantasy to have an experience with Russian.

3. Best blow job bar in Pattaya. I have heard lot about this but have never tried.

Requesting members to guide.

Best regards,

Rocky.

[Dive Monger]

Depends...

Gogo. If you have to ask you can't afford it.

ROTFLMAO.

I usually don't pull from gogo places as I am pretty much a Cheap Charlie most of the time. But there are some real lookers in some of them occasionally.

[Smoothy]

I needed to go clean my room

One of the reasons I love living in Asia is maids are dirt cheap and I don't have to clean at all.