Pattaya Reports

[Banana Boi]

Visited Kink at LK Metro. Looks like the honeymoon period is over. Recognized a few leftover gogo girls from other bars. Nothing tempting except maybe one but I think I liked her cause she had energy in her dancing more than anything else. Likely not returning any time soon.

Dolls on Soi 6. Actually some decent looking dancers around the door so I popped in. Didn't stay but some potential for another night.

Mandarin. Walked in and it was like the Twilight Zone. It was like I walked in to Nui 2 Runway. All girls, mamasan, door guy, butch ladyboy, waiters all from Nui 2. I guess I need to check out Nui 2 to see if the new mamasan there brought in any new talent.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

Back to Pattaya a few days before a stroll in Isan with my little working girl I caught tapping on the beach road last time in talks with a group (a band?) Of Indians (eurk).

So here, after 2 nights of intense research I managed to find the following equation:

Opinions on Gogos = (number of girls / beauty of girls) + time of evening X (blood alcohol level) 2.

What makes the result of yesterday is not the same as before yesterday for example.

Okay so once said this is my last ranking which is actually a flat rank:

1 - Baccarat: besides I do not know why it never appeared in my classification because it is really very well. Perfect to start the evening, arrive early to enjoy comfortable chairs at the foot of the slopes. We will sprawl on the armrests nose in the air and mouth open (obliged given the position), the concept is the same as that of Soi Cow Boy with the pretty little kitties in the air dancing above. The best of the best.

2 - The Palace: Okay I have a soft spot for the Palace but I must say that I love music, the girls are beautiful and the atmosphere deliciously trendy. Excellent choice.

3 - Sensations: always beautiful girls, quite spacious, full of Korean (actually when there are Korean is that it's good) it falls well I love them.

4 - The Sapphyr: a little abandoned times but it is unfair because the girls are numerous and quality. While there is no atmosphere of old (IE 6 months ago) but the beer is not expensive and they are really pints that are served.

5 - The Windmill: yes always the windmill with its highs and lows but no equivalent in Walkins Street. The girls are nice, we can look at them in every way, very friendly.

Then, and in disorder, we can quote: Farenheit (but decreasing more and more), the Taboo, I forget one or two but for me the others are pretty null.

[Gin And Tonic]

Try beach road. Find someone you like, negotiate price, get a room. Contrary to what is said, the going rate is still about 500 baht. Some are also happy to sleep in air-con room.

It's the difference between freelance and casual encounter ladies.

Maybe ฿500 each if your part of an Indian train.

[Horatio]

You can get a woman from a beer bar on nakula road for 1000 thb short term and 1500 overnight. If you are worried about money, figure out a lady drink policy and stick to it. I would buy a lady drink and her friend would come sit with us. I would end up buying lady drinks for both, sometimes up to 3 girls. It is easy enough not to do this, you just say no. But you need to do that if you want that.

I rtff like 60 pages of it and combined with some google searches I came up with a list of prices. Did I get them right? Also I'm planning on going to Pattaya during high season if that changes any of the prices.

Freelancer (Disco): 1500 LT + 300 drinks best time to go after 2 am when the unbarfined girls done with work.

Freelancer (Beach Road): 500 thb ST. Best time to go after the sun sets around 6 pm 10 pm.

Bar Girl (Soi 6) 1500 thb ST (1000ST + 300 room + 200 drinks).

Soapie Massage 2000 thb 90 minutes.

Gogo (Skyfall, Infinity, What'sup, Sapphire, Sensations) 5000 baht LT (barines like 2 k before midnight).

Beer Bar 1500ST.

I'm looking for the best price that I can get good quality girls at these places aka I can't afford the Monkeypaw lifestyle plus I'm young and good looking if that factors into cost.

[Dinghy]

Typo. 10 Baht. However, no one seemed too concerned about defacing it, as evidently someone got to it before Nana and Kaew.

10's are almost collectible if perfect. Haven't issued any for 10 years I think. Obsolete. Replaced by coins.

[Dinghy]

I rtff like 60 pages of it and combined with some google searches I came up with a list of prices. Did I get them right? Also I'm planning on going to Pattaya during high season if that changes any of the prices.

Freelancer (Disco): 1500 LT + 300 drinks best time to go after 2 am when the unbarfined girls done with work.

Freelancer (Beach Road): 500 thb ST. Best time to go after the sun sets around 6 pm 10 pm.

Bar Girl (Soi 6) 1500 thb ST (1000ST + 300 room + 200 drinks).

Soapie Massage 2000 thb 90 minutes.

Gogo (Skyfall, Infinity, What'sup, Sapphire, Sensations) 5000 baht LT (barines like 2 k before midnight).

Beer Bar 1500ST.

I'm looking for the best price that I can get good quality girls at these places aka I can't afford the Monkeypaw lifestyle plus I'm young and good looking if that factors into cost.

Try beach road. Find someone you like, negotiate price, get a room. Contrary to what is said, the going rate is still about 500 baht. Some are also happy to sleep in air-con room.

It's the difference between freelance and casual encounter ladies.

[Dinghy]

I'm old, fat repulsive and silly.

But I'm Jai Dee and that plus my silliness, and the youth and attractiveness of the crisp bills in my wallet, make for a good time. The girls spy me and think, o yeah that's an easy one, especially when I try to negotiate for ST by the minute.

Reminds me of the old Japanese adage 2-1-3.

2 inches, 1 minute, 3000 Bhat.

[Franciscass]

Question, he's young not bad looking offering 2000ST, he's old overweight and offering 3000, what does she do. No one answer but I would hazard an educated guess and say 90% of the time the 3000 wins out. Of course as the difference becomes smaller the choice becomes more complicated. Some always go with an older John because he's less work, some will go with a younger guy to show off to their friends. It's not a one size fits all situation but in my experience bottom line these girls are working not socializing in the hardcore show me the money part of the sandbox.

[EihTooms]

I'm young and good looking if that factors into cost.

Other posters have touched on the concept of All Other Things Being Equal, including things like your general easy going and pleasant demeanor, frequency as a customer and so on, and that is important to factor in. But there is no question in my mind that being more physically appealing to the girl will inspire her to want to go with you more than someone less physically appealing. And I don't think 500 baht one way or another on a 2500+ baht transaction is going to swing her into the arms of Godzilla vs Superman.

Bear in mind, much of what Thai girls find attractive or not has to do with ethnic origin and maybe not the facial or physical features some of us think of when WE think of someone "good looking". But they do. So any argument that this thing "doesn't matter" has to ignore a whole bunch of testimonials and easily observable reality to the contrary.

[Cool]

A lot of girls have a hard time and leave their provinces to support themselves and other Thais. I've heard of good looking guys getting an initial freebie but girls cutting their loss because they need hard baht. You probably have to shoot for one night stands because the looks will not captivate working girls long enough when they need liquor and party money.

[EihTooms]

So you will tell the bill collectors that you chose to eat young pussy instead of earning enough to pay them? The bill collectors don't care how young or attractive your boss or clients are. They are going to want their money when it is due.

Ah, now you're talking about employees with no choice in the matter of which employer they work for and the stark difference between making no money at all and making enough money to pay all your bills and on time.

That is a very different issue from what the op was wondering.

[Banana Boi]

plus I'm young and good looking if that factors into cost.

A non factor except if you are competing for the same girl with a bald fat guy in his 60's. If you are both offering the same money you will likely beat him out, unless he's a known bar regular and you're a tourist.

If you're so good looking why come to Thailand? You can easily pick up girls at home, no? You'd be one of the first good looking men I've ever seen in pattaya that's for sure.

Best value in pattaya is soi 6 along with the numerous G clubs. Almost guaranteed good service and cheap prices. Beach road FLs are cheap if you can find one to your liking. 500 baht is not the going rate but I'm sure you can get one for 500 if you look hard enough. 700 to 1000 is more common. Next level of value are the many bar beers, massage girls, and places like iBar. Next level are the gogo girls. Worst value imo are the soapie girls. 2-3 k or more for mediocre service.

[PonkeyMaw]

I would say that you have the general prices down pretty good. So if your boss is young and good looking you will work for less?

You make a perfectly valid point the reason I suggested that was because I thought the prices I had were low balls that could be made possible with things like negotiating, rapport, demand, etc. I'm a newbie to pattaya I have only been to Tijuana before so I apologize if I came off as arrogant or rude. The thing I'm looking forward to the most is disco freelancers and if its possible to get 2000 baht for long time then I'm ecstatic.

[Mr Enternational]

I can't speak for PonkeyMaw, of course, but if my job was to eat my boss' pussy and fuck her with a pleasant attitude I do believe I would accept less pay for the young and good looking employers vs the old and ugly ones. LOL.

But if my job was to paint walls or sweep floors, I doubt the age and looks of my employer would matter to me very much.

So you will tell the bill collectors that you chose to eat young pussy instead of earning enough to pay them? The bill collectors don't care how young or attractive your boss or clients are. They are going to want their money when it is due.

[EihTooms]

I would say that you have the general prices down pretty good. So if your boss is young and good looking you will work for less?

I can't speak for PonkeyMaw, of course, but if my job was to eat my boss' pussy and fuck her with a pleasant attitude I do believe I would accept less pay for the young and good looking employers vs the old and ugly ones. LOL.

But if my job was to paint walls or sweep floors, I doubt the age and looks of my employer would matter to me very much.