Pattaya Reports

[JasonSilva]

India's GDP per capita is $1850/ person. It ranks 144th out of 194 economies. I travel to Bangalore, Pune, and Chennai 4-8 x per year. I hire 100's freshers out of the tech schools at 4. 4 Lakh / year, the the median wage+allowances at my ODC's (2600 people) is 16 Lakh / year. India has a very small bourgeoise, compared to a huge proletariat.

When I go to Pattaya I totally understand the behavior of the Indian mongers. If I am paying the median tech worker 375 Baht / hour that 2000 Baht spent at a Soi 6 bar is a 1/2 days pay. 1/2 day of my pay I can BF 2/3 of ladies in the bar + drinks.

This is not meant to be a cut on India, or on Indians. I work with scores of hardworking, dedicated Indians every day, and I my bonus is dependant on them. It is just the observed data points I have.

India's per capita is $2300 unless you are living in 2016. Check Google for 2022 stats. India PPP is $7000 in 2022. In next 7 years, these numbers will be doubled. India's number get skewed because the lower 50% is in its own world. Lot of them are not even part of the system / grid.

I don't know who you are and I am not here to argue on the numbers. India is a country of diversity and we all can pick up our stats. I know plenty of Indian tech workers in mid 30's in Bangalore, Mumbai, NCR making $200 k / year. If you adjust by big Mac index, that will be $500 k to $800 k USD per year.

I have said this many times. Pattaya need Indian mongers to survive.

[Explorer8939]

It's 3 pm, and I had a lady come this morning for a quick fuck, and then 2 ladies at 1 pm for some drinks. The ladies were downing shots of tequila until about 2.30 pm when they decided to pull the trigger, they got naked and then had their way with me in the bedroom, trying to get me to cum quickly. I managed to have them switch off once, but the sight of 2 naked ladies forced me to cum, which made them very happy.

One more lady is coming tonight, but I have a few hours to recover.

[ElMexicant]

Can't you go up to 2,000 baht. 1,000 is more Bottom of the Barrel pricing.

I somewhat get what you are saying. But at the same time like Chris Tucker told Jackie Chan, I do not understand the words that are coming out of your mouth. Girl in question wanted 3000 (no barfine) plus 700 room plus 2 drinks. With your drink, total cost is over 4500 for 1 hour short time for Pink Baby girl. A GoGo bar the size of my bathroom. It's smaller than Dolls Soi 6 back when it was open. So what is this 2000 versus 1000 bottom of barrel thing?

Simple Reaganomics.

You pay 3000 for a short time room, girl is free, no charge. What is pricing for her pussy?

You pay 1000 barfine, girl 2000. What is pricing for her punani?

You pay 3000 for girl to come to your room. What is pricing for pinoche?

Now imagine this is all the SAME girl with the SAME coochie, but working different business models. Get the gist?

I will say it ONE last time. The correct price to pay for very decent to quality pussy is 1500-2000 for 1 hour. I've gotten that pricing all during COVID with high quality GOGO bar girls, soapies girls, higher end Soi 6 girls, non pro freelancers and Fiwfans girls. I know it's no longer COVID, but it's stupid for me to pay retarded extra baht just so their business can thrive and foreign managers pay off their debt to the Thai mafia. Go sell your kidney or eyeball. Fuck their economy. Fuck being able to pee normal. Fuck vision. Wear an eyepatch. I just want some ass.

Three girls below. Play gamer. 450 and 1340.

Girl #1. Wrath Soi 6 girl (center girl) who managed to pull in a group of Japanese. My buddy saw them ask her something. Words were exchanged and they all walked out of the bar. He said she refused to bang. I needed to check. I had a 1500 budget in mind. So I called her over. Not too pretty. I've had better. But oh well in charity mood. Body was very decent. Asked her age. 19. Ask can you fuck upstairs? She said I no boom boom. Damn girl. Fuck playing Connect 4. Fuck the stupid wooden JACKPOT box. Who the hell invented that shit anyways? And fuck your drinking games. Get your ass back on the street and work. My message is finally getting across and guys need too play back. Ask first. Drink later.

Girl #2. Former Palace girl #128 left, (now at Pink Baby which says #1 GoGo bar in Pattaya on their Facebook, pshhh yeah right.) and who I "already" banged during COVID for a flat 1500 in my room, but now wants more. Her total pricing at Pink Baby is 4500 for 1 hour. Chicas locas for sure. That's why your asses are still sitting outside getting bit by Dengue Fever mosquitos during rainy season.

Girl #3. Girl in black bikini. Former Bachelor Club Agogo girl for ST with CIM, delivered to my room, for 1300 total. Did such a good eating my baby swimmers, I gave her something else to eat and got her a Thai egg omelet on the street with rice for 40 baht. He will give you a small shot glass to fill with all the fixings you want for your omelet. Avoid the hot dogs. Get as much of free chopped cucumbers as possible. Dinner was served, all for 1340 baht. Well within my 1500 budget. How far did I go down the barrel?

Three roads diverged in a yellow wood.

And sorry that I cannot travel all three.

Being the lone traveler, I stood.

I took the one less traveled by.

And that has made all the difference.

So please tell me. Did I suffer in quality any by not "giving into the man" and overspend? Or do I know exactly what the fuck I am doing. I am not a tourist. I am not a retired expat. I am not a weekend millionaire. I am not a Cheap Charlie. Just like before the Sicario killed the entire Mexican cartel leader's family first, at their own dinner table, while having dinner, and then shot him dead. "Nothing personal. It's just business. I am a professional".

[Allover]

Walked by Soi Boomboomerang. Saw Pink Baby. Tiny little joint. Thought it was a GC. Recognized a girl formerly from Palace. She kept waiving me in. There was another decent girl there too. Asked the wingman to investigate. He asked her how much barfine. She said 700. He then asked how much for lady. I jumped in and said 1000? She yelled No, same Palace! I said 3000? Crazy. Does this look like Palace to you? These girls and management and owners really need to get a better grasp of their business. Or at least get the maps and locations right. Unless they want to constantly fail and close shop. Longer I stay here, the dumber the thinking of the locals get. Their logic is sometimes comical. Adios.

I was at Pink Baby a few times in August. Barfine was B700 and the girls charged B1000. I think your girl said B3000 because she knew you from Walking Street.

[Explorer8939]

How many years have I been saying to ask about fucking before you go off buying drinks and that drinks should be used as a reward, not a preward? Guys have sworn it is needed to butter up the hooker. If a chick is a hooker she does not need to be buttered up. It seems many guys are not there to fuck, but receive pleasure and excitement from the attention they get from buying drinks. To each their own. I have a shitload if drink in my room. I go out to find some pussy to go with it.

I met a chick on the back streets of Buakhao. I balked when she gave me a price and thought to myself I would be mad as fuck if this turned out to be a Beach Road chick and I give her this much money. Few days later I saw her right on Beach Road. I think with my big head, fuck what my dick said.

I buy drinks for a bargirl to get a feel of whether she will be any good in the room. Or, if she has no clue what to do in the room, that could be good, too.

[Chimpo Chinn]

Walked by Soi Boomboomerang. Saw Pink Baby. Tiny little joint. Thought it was a GC. Recognized a girl formerly from Palace. She kept waiving me in. There was another decent girl there too. Asked the wingman to investigate. He asked her how much barfine. She said 700. He then asked how much for lady. I jumped in and said 1000? She yelled No, same Palace! I said 3000? Crazy. Does this look like Palace to you? These girls and management and owners really need to get a better grasp of their business. Or at least get the maps and locations right. Unless they want to constantly fail and close shop. Longer I stay here, the dumber the thinking of the locals get. Their logic is sometimes comical. Adios.

Can't you go up to 2,000 baht. 1,000 is more Bottom of the Barrel pricing.

[Ragaraja]

Guys, I'm coming to Thailand first time as a free man. My favorites activity is BBBJ with CIM and I enjoy overnights because the wee morning hours I want someone right next to me. Going through older lists of BJ bars and searched here. Problem with the older lists is they are old and several BJ bars have closed (e.g., Lolitas, Carre Blanc). My question is, is there an updated BJ bar list considering the post-CoViD reopening of activities? Also, where is the best place for SW activity? Asking because I want to book my hotel really close by, so I can just go out in the early afternoon to the BJ bar, and on my way back pick up someone to take to my room for the night. First week I stay in BKK, and will be at the Nana Hotel for that reason, with the girls out front for maximum simplicity.

Other question: as my (usually better) luck will have it, after dreaming of going to the Eden Club BKK for over a decade, now that I finally get to go, the dude gets himself shot and it all blows up in smoke. But there is an "Eden Club" in Pattaya, is that a similar concept? Knock-off trap? Or also taken down with the dude who blew himself up in the gun fight?

Well I have to first apologize for my failed field reports, as I got behind. Hopefully this will help paying it forward my friend. Here is a recommendation: Build your self up to it LOL.

1. Buzzin bar (Tree town) has a Fri and sometimes Mon and Wed Bar crawl. While it is limted to a few bars, some hit and miss and marketing to get folks to their bars, I will say it is good to help find others. AND get a feel for some of the bars, Gent clubs etc. Main goal: Networking! As the landscape keeps changing the ones who live there can give idea on the landscape. I wasn't impressed with Escape personally, but it is new. Rest they take you to I will hold judgment on as I said it changes, one day its great, other days it sucks. Some they pull girls from other bars to fill the lack for the guys they bring in. TIP: IF you have more than one bhat bus taking you guys around (like 20 guys) be on the first and and the end to get first choice!

2. Camel Toe is to please, can get two gals pretty cheap.

3. My Favorite: Blush. Friendly girls, had about half of them in there LOL. Bonus: Ask for Apple and Aom: However they will do 3 or 4 if you are up for it Apple really likes girls. And enjoys. Aom is great service, but not into the two girl thing, but has a great body and will CIM very nicely. Alone she is better, but we all have our favorites.

4. After you have graduated, get on up to Kink (some prefer Windmill better) IMHO Kink is best for show. Service, I wouldn't bother. But the show is worth the stop.

5. Honorable mention is Dolls? On Walking street, couple young 21 yo late in day can be had. There is a "hotel" cheap and clean right down a block on west side they know where.

Enjoy.

[RacShack]

Guys, I'm coming to Thailand first time as a free man. My favorites activity is BBBJ with CIM and I enjoy overnights because the wee morning hours I want someone right next to me. Going through older lists of BJ bars and searched here. Problem with the older lists is they are old and several BJ bars have closed (e.g., Lolitas, Carre Blanc). My question is, is there an updated BJ bar list considering the post-CoViD reopening of activities? Also, where is the best place for SW activity? Asking because I want to book my hotel really close by, so I can just go out in the early afternoon to the BJ bar, and on my way back pick up someone to take to my room for the night. First week I stay in BKK, and will be at the Nana Hotel for that reason, with the girls out front for maximum simplicity.

Other question: as my (usually better) luck will have it, after dreaming of going to the Eden Club BKK for over a decade, now that I finally get to go, the dude gets himself shot and it all blows up in smoke. But there is an "Eden Club" in Pattaya, is that a similar concept? Knock-off trap? Or also taken down with the dude who blew himself up in the gun fight?

Nana hotel parking lot for the most part (been here a month now) dead nothing, zero, haven't seen more then 4 girls at one time, good luck happy hunting bud, oh and also zip lock all your luggage you bring into hotel, if not you will be leaving with lots and lots of roaches in your luggage, been discussed many times, real shame because can be a great hotel otherwise, you think when hit they had plenty of time to clean the dump up!

[Zman429]

Guys, I'm coming to Thailand first time as a free man. My favorites activity is BBBJ with CIM and I enjoy overnights because the wee morning hours I want someone right next to me. Going through older lists of BJ bars and searched here. Problem with the older lists is they are old and several BJ bars have closed (e.g., Lolitas, Carre Blanc). My question is, is there an updated BJ bar list considering the post-CoViD reopening of activities? Also, where is the best place for SW activity? Asking because I want to book my hotel really close by, so I can just go out in the early afternoon to the BJ bar, and on my way back pick up someone to take to my room for the night. First week I stay in BKK, and will be at the Nana Hotel for that reason, with the girls out front for maximum simplicity.

Other question: as my (usually better) luck will have it, after dreaming of going to the Eden Club BKK for over a decade, now that I finally get to go, the dude gets himself shot and it all blows up in smoke. But there is an "Eden Club" in Pattaya, is that a similar concept? Knock-off trap? Or also taken down with the dude who blew himself up in the gun fight?

I had great luck at soi 7/1 BJ bars the wood bar and one right before it were good go towards the end of the soi for best ones. P.S. I like to at Dynasty Grand on soi 6 near soi 4 good action and you can go down soi 6 if you want to bypass the main area.

[AmPervert]

Anyone know of any pregnant or lactating providers in Pattaya? Bucket list thing.

[BionicMan]

Also, where is the best place for SW activity? Asking because I want to book my hotel really close by, so I can just go out in the early afternoon to the BJ bar, and on my way back pick up someone to take to my room for the night. First week I stay in BKK, and will be at the Nana Hotel for that reason, with the girls out front for maximum simplicity.

Book at Areca Lodge and you will be in the heart of the scene. If fully booked, select some nearby ones, LK chain, a couple in Soi Lengkee, or soi Honey. Read reviews as easy has its own peculiarities, some have no breakfast.

[Stinky Squid]

Guys, I'm coming to Thailand first time as a free man. My favorites activity is BBBJ with CIM and I enjoy overnights because the wee morning hours I want someone right next to me. Going through older lists of BJ bars and searched here. Problem with the older lists is they are old and several BJ bars have closed (e.g., Lolitas, Carre Blanc). My question is, is there an updated BJ bar list considering the post-CoViD reopening of activities? Also, where is the best place for SW activity? Asking because I want to book my hotel really close by, so I can just go out in the early afternoon to the BJ bar, and on my way back pick up someone to take to my room for the night. First week I stay in BKK, and will be at the Nana Hotel for that reason, with the girls out front for maximum simplicity.

Other question: as my (usually better) luck will have it, after dreaming of going to the Eden Club BKK for over a decade, now that I finally get to go, the dude gets himself shot and it all blows up in smoke. But there is an "Eden Club" in Pattaya, is that a similar concept? Knock-off trap? Or also taken down with the dude who blew himself up in the gun fight?

[ElMexicant]

Walked by Soi Boomboomerang. Saw Pink Baby. Tiny little joint. Thought it was a GC. Recognized a girl formerly from Palace. She kept waiving me in. There was another decent girl there too. Asked the wingman to investigate. He asked her how much barfine. She said 700. He then asked how much for lady. I jumped in and said 1000? She yelled No, same Palace! I said 3000? Crazy. Does this look like Palace to you? These girls and management and owners really need to get a better grasp of their business. Or at least get the maps and locations right. Unless they want to constantly fail and close shop. Longer I stay here, the dumber the thinking of the locals get. Their logic is sometimes comical. Adios.

[Mr Enternational]

Looked like a PR girl. Tried to pull me in. I immediately asked if she can go upstairs. She said come drink. I asked again can she fuck. She then quoted me 3000 (Soi 6 girl).

How many years have I been saying to ask about fucking before you go off buying drinks and that drinks should be used as a reward, not a preward? Guys have sworn it is needed to butter up the hooker. If a chick is a hooker she does not need to be buttered up. It seems many guys are not there to fuck, but receive pleasure and excitement from the attention they get from buying drinks. To each their own. I have a shitload if drink in my room. I go out to find some pussy to go with it.

I met a chick on the back streets of Buakhao. I balked when she gave me a price and thought to myself I would be mad as fuck if this turned out to be a Beach Road chick and I give her this much money. Few days later I saw her right on Beach Road. I think with my big head, fuck what my dick said.

[ElMexicant]

I've made similar posts about punters needing to hold the line and stop paying ridiculous prices for ST in Pattaya and stick to the normal rates. However, I think most guys cave in and pay next to whatever which ultimately screws over themselves and all other punters.

Not just hold the line. Stop playing drinking games with them or else there is no need for them to fuck. With lack of tourists, they are getting money online from different sources. I was told some Indian guy was managing 4 different OnlyFans account for girls at a particular Soi 6 bar. Guys sending money for video streams. So what happens is they is just hustle drinks or at least the prettier ones do.

So new rule of thumb for Soi 6: Treat ALL bars and ALL girls on Soi 6 as if they are like that brothel bar towards the beach with girls sitting outside. Treat all the bars as if they ARE brothels. See a girl you like. Get the rate. Confirm with mamasan and manager if she talks all crazy price like 1500 to 3000. One drink if you and she agree to go up. Bang her. Pay her. And drink more afterwards if you want. It's bad the these Soi 6 girls are now playing drinking games like WS GoGo bar models. Punters need to fight back to stop all this madness. It's Soi 6 for Christ Sake.