Pattaya Reports

[Banana Boi]

Not everyone wants to have to show up in a gogo for 8 hours a night 29 nights a month

Which gogo bars force the girls to work 29 nights per month? As far as I know it's usually 7 or 10 days working if they want their base salary, then off until they want to begin their next pay schedule.

I'm no expert at this since it's unimportant to me but my understanding of some gogo bars is that girls are not paid if they do not work 7 or 10 day shifts. Missing a day, coming in late, forgetting your badge number result in heavy fines. Sure some bars offer 10 k plus drinks per 7 days but most of these girls are so forgetful, flaky, and disorganized that they only get half of that by the end of the week. For this reason, many girls are not cut out for working in a gogo bar, especially as Mr. E points out regarding girls visiting from other cities for only a few days. Not sure on Soi 6 girl payment structure for salary and drinks.

So far I have few freelancers who want to meet me but told me they won't let me pay. (so I keep them at a distance.).

One gogogirl I went out with 2 nights still didn't have sex with but keeps asking me to go out again. She even said she pays the barfine herself next time (WTF).

Why stay away from FL's who won't let you pay?

Of course the gogo girl is willing to pay her own barfine if you pay her the going rates for a ST/LT. You're an easy date since she doesn't have to fuck you.

(1) Did you get body to body massage when you did soapy massage?

Getting a bodyslide / body to body massage is a given in any soapie.

[Franga]

Beach road girls are not dangerous. I have been with hundreds and the only problem I had was one that stole a pen from my hotel room. But now I take precautions like only using ST rooms, and locking my small backpack with a combination lock for when I am in the shower. That way there is nothing to steal.

To avoid HIV, wear a condom. To avoid Gonnorhea and Chlamydia do not do BBBJ. To avoid herpes, wash off your tackle with soap and water, and preferably your whole body.

Agree a price for their service in advance and do not become angry with them when in the room. Just pay them and move on if there is a problem, but this is highly unlikely.

When selecting a chick I try to avoid any overly aggressive girls. One that smiles during the interview process is best.

Last night I was walking on Beach Road and this punter was talking to a fairly nice young hooker when she started to yell out:" this guy want to boom boom no condom". She kept shouting it out and he pretty rapidly moved on.

As I progressed further up the road there was a group of european looking guys who were with a few thai girls. They were sitting on some steps by the beach and about 5 meters away there was an irate fairly ugly and fattish thai chick who started screaming at them. Then she picked up a small sized beer bottle which was full of beer and opened, and pelted it at them. It hit one of the guys on the arm, luckily not on the head. To their credit they remained calm and slowly started to move away without approaching the nutcase thai chick.

Yeah, good times on Beach Road.

[Mr Enternational]

Girls get paid a lot more outside of BR, they are protected and they have a salary and employment conditions. On beach road they have nothing. At a GoGo bar they can charge 5 k-10 k to sleep with just one customer, once or twice, on Soi 6 they might be able to get 10 customers a night at 1 k each because the room is just upstairs. On beach road, getting paid 500 for ST and going all the way to some strange man's hotel is an awful deal.

You just refuse to understand that chicks go down to Beach Road as a means to get quick money and not to be employed full time. I know chicks that have normal jobs in Bangkok but come to Pattaya some weekends just to go to Beach Road. Should I let them know they should go work at the gogo bar or on Soi 6 because if not then it means they have HIV?

Not everyone wants to have to show up in a gogo for 8 hours a night 29 nights a month and be under pressure to hawk drinks and keep the party going. Some people prefer to go get some quick money and take their ass back home. The same way some mongers prefer Beach Road, beer bar, soapie, a gogo, gentlemen's club, bj bar, massage jack shack, disco, or chat app, why can't you face that there are hookers that have their preference on which part of the circuit to work as well?

[LifeIsABeach]

I only say this out of public service for any new mongers reading this board that might be sucked in to going on BR. Girls get paid a lot more outside of BR, they are protected and they have a salary and employment conditions. On beach road they have nothing. At a GoGo bar they can charge 5 k-10 k to sleep with just one customer, once or twice, on Soi 6 they might be able to get 10 customers a night at 1 k each because the room is just upstairs. On beach road, getting paid 500 for ST and going all the way to some strange man's hotel is an awful deal. It is vastly inferior working conditions. There might be 1 or 2 girls out of 1000 who are stupid enough to think BR is a good deal, but for the rest, they're either ugly or they have something wrong with them. Very likely HIV. I went for numerous walks down BR and I did not see a single woman I would ever consider.If she was pretty and had a "sick kid" then Soi 6 would be a definite for her, she will get a salary and a support network of other women and the capacity to make a lot out of lady drinks and ST in the room upstairs. There is no reason for beach road. Especially not when you have ibar down the road; which is a different story all together. Still dangerous but much better than BR.

You assume that girls who work at bars are better girls. They have no better health checks, may be alcoholic and a hardcore pro. Ever thought that many girls may NOT want to work in bars and become alcoholics with the lady drinks every night?

[MrManGuy]

Don't automatically eliminate all BR girls. I met one back in 2016 who was quite sophisticated and well into middle class. She had great English, was very clean, well dressed and well mannered. I took her to lunch and had a delightful time with her. She claimed that she needed fast cash to fund a medical procedure for her son, and was in town for the weekend to get that cash. She was very pretty and appreciative of my donation. Did she really have a sick kid? Beats me, but she was not what we would consider a typical BR girl. But, yeah, on average, BR girls should probably be avoided, but every once in a while you find a girl who is there needing emergency cash and they will give a near GFE, as that is all they know how to give.

I only say this out of public service for any new mongers reading this board that might be sucked in to going on BR. Girls get paid a lot more outside of BR, they are protected and they have a salary and employment conditions. On beach road they have nothing. At a GoGo bar they can charge 5 k-10 k to sleep with just one customer, once or twice, on Soi 6 they might be able to get 10 customers a night at 1 k each because the room is just upstairs. On beach road, getting paid 500 for ST and going all the way to some strange man's hotel is an awful deal. It is vastly inferior working conditions. There might be 1 or 2 girls out of 1000 who are stupid enough to think BR is a good deal, but for the rest, they're either ugly or they have something wrong with them. Very likely HIV. I went for numerous walks down BR and I did not see a single woman I would ever consider.

If she was pretty and had a "sick kid" then Soi 6 would be a definite for her, she will get a salary and a support network of other women and the capacity to make a lot out of lady drinks and ST in the room upstairs. There is no reason for beach road. Especially not when you have ibar down the road; which is a different story all together. Still dangerous but much better than BR.

[UShobbyist]

Hello everyone,

Just wish to share my first time experience in Pattaya.

I RTFF quite a bit to have a general idea about Pattaya and it's nightlife. I was also helped by reading a few beautiful blogs by some knowledgeable men.

So I landed in BKK airport in the early morning. After clearing immigration, which took a lot of time, I went a bought a DTAC sim card (299 plan). It served me well for my whole trip. 100 call credits and 2.5 GB 4 g data.

Next I went to basement to the Superrich money exchange. They really gave a good deal.

I had already booked my Bus (Bell Bus Service). It is a bit difficult to find as the lady had a tiny signboard. Anyways, at 8 AM the bus started and off we went to Pattaya. It's better to take a seat on rifht side as the sun bears down on you on the left side.

The ride was smooth and we reached Pattaya in 1.5 hours. From their office, they took us in a minivan and dropped one by one at our respective hotels.

As it was too early, my room wasn't ready. So I freshed up and wondered out after depositing the luggage.

5 minutes walk took me to the beach. Just to pass some time, I took a Jet ski ride and Parasailing. It was a nice adventure.

After that, I went to Sabai Dee Soapy massage. 15 minutes walk.

Around 10 girls were there. Discussing with the Mamasan, took one girl. 2500 all inclusive.

She took me to a room upstairs. Bed, sofa, air mattress and bathtub. She was 25 yr old. Cute. Good assets.

First the cleaning up in bathtub. Then a nice soapy in Mattress. Post that a shower together and then sex in the bed.

A nice experience. But the whole thing looked a bit rehearsed. Still I would recommend this a one time unique experience.

Next had some food in a nearby restaurant. Came back to hotel. And took some rest in my hotel to recharge my batteries for the evening.

Will continue to share my experience.

Thank you for your report. I have two questions for you. (1) Did you get body to body massage when you did soapy massage? (2) Did the girl give you BBBJ or CBJ or no BJ at all?

[Lefeu]

Go find the darkest and filthiest alley near Third Road after midnight. Your 2000 baht budget will get you plenty of action. They might not have teeth, hair, or even be human. But at least it's something to poke on at night.

Sorry, my friend but that's a bunch of baloney! 2 k bahts can get you plenty of action. Not the best but decent nonetheless. For starter, BR girls rarely ask more than 1 K. I was in Pattaya last week and I met a lovely girl at Honey2 massage on Soy Diana. This girl was from the 2 K group. Granted, I offered her drinks plus a nice tip at the end, but that was optional.

[Lefeu]

Don't automatically eliminate all BR girls. I met one back in 2016 who was quite sophisticated and well into middle class. She had great English...

I did too. I met one who was pursuing a BS degree in French and who appeared quite sophisticated. Both her English and her French were pretty decent. When asked, she said she was helping her fiance with the cost of getting their first lodging place. I met others who also had interesting and believable stories.

[Lefeu]

I just paid 500 baht for ST to a freelancer 2 days ago and I was not even looking to pay less. ...There were these 2 younger thai girls making eye contact and smiling. I went over and starting talking to them. Before I could even state a price, one girl said that she's take 500 baht from me as she liked me. LOL. I am no Thai veteran monger but I am in good shape and dress better. I was taken aback a little, as I was about to drop 1000 baht a short while ago. She was 24 years old, much better looking the old dogs that work on bars around Soi 7. Took her back to the hotel. It was a very enjoyable session with her. I asked about her friend and she said that she asked 700 baht.

I also got a beach road free lancer for 500 bahts recently, but the girl was not young and not better looking. Mine had a nice body though. I think your case is not the norm these days. Some of you young studs can pull this off, but not everybody can.

[LifeIsABeach]

I have been saying BR 500 and massage place 1000 all-in for years. At least one guy finally experienced that what I speak is gospel. Next time you are on Soi 6 negotiate 1000 all-in for the trifecta.

Just to let others know, I paid even less at massage place in Hui Hin for wonderful sex, full service, BBBJ and covered sex. 200 for massage + 600 for the girl = 800 Baht. She wanted 1000 for herself but I talked it down to 800 Baht total.

[Haven123]

Hey Banana Boi! I thought of you when I saw this article ( it was just written/posted today ... Google news feed ) !

Is this guy one of your friends from this board?

Or, maybe it's one of Mr. ENT's friends? LOL. ROFLMAO!!

http://www.pattayamail.com/heart2hea...00-cash-200195

[JoeFox]

Guys need help.

3th time Pattaya (Nov. 2017) and I don't get it. What am I doing wrong?

So far I have few freelancers who want to meet me but told me they won't let me pay. (so I keep them at a distance.).

One gogogirl I went out with 2 nights still didn't have sex with but keeps asking me to go out again. She even said she pays the barfine herself next time (WTF).

Only boom boom in a week I had was from loud music in bars. Hahaha.

[Ploughman]

Tells you how little alcohol sapphire puts into their drinks if a girl can drink 22.5 drinks per day.

Reminds me of Hooty's from Walking Street (near the tree) some 15 or so years ago. For a time during a summer they had a B10 drink special but it was so watered that me and a friend downed 40 of 'them. Maybe a bit TOO gimmicky.

[Ploughman]

Yeah I don't have body aches or joint pain. Or nausea or vomiting or diahrea. But the internet states any 2 off the list can mean dengue fever. But really only symptoms I have is cold symptoms. Except for the new headache twist that started yesterday evening. Which could be from too much vit see. Thanks for the help.

I just thought the instant headache after both sessions might of been something someone else experienced. It was very unusual! Nothing like I ever experienced. The first headache lasted through the night without meds and wasn't gone for 3 hours before I pushed the limits the 2nd time. So maybe I didn't give it time to go away. The internet shows it's a long process for dengue fever. Nothing a quick visit in hospital is going to fix. Got to constantly monitor blood and something else. Thanks again.

FWIW, I had the instant sharp headaches a few years ago and it turned out to be blood-pressure related. Lots more drinks than my usual pattern at home (as is easy to do in Pattaya) and it shot that up to dangerous levels. Found out a few days later with a scheduled exam program at Bumrungrad in Bangkok where they took the readings and started acting like I might be an emergency patient (they did 4 of 'them, IIRC).

That was a kind of turning point and I've had to dial way back, what with age + the threat of metabolic syndrome.

Am in Pattaya now and am getting the aches, sore throat and low-grade fever. I *think* it's the mattress + a rough B150 massage, along with "air-con throat. " Sure hope it's not dengue.

[Mr Enternational]

I just paid 500 baht for ST to a freelancer 2 days ago and I was not even looking to pay less. I was on Soi 7, at a massage place and negotiated total 1000 baht (200 for massage and 800 for the girl) for Full Service

I have been saying BR 500 and massage place 1000 all-in for years. At least one guy finally experienced that what I speak is gospel. Next time you are on Soi 6 negotiate 1000 all-in for the trifecta.