Pattaya Reports

[Opebo]

I haven't reported in ages - hate to add to the gloom. Pattaya providers dwindling to only the old and fat - Thailand's birthrate has fallen to Japanese level, and tiny younger generations mean fewer replacements in sex biz, so the odds are against us. I still have some fun here along Soi Honey or Chaiyaphum, but beach Rd is finished.

[Rob Jones]

Been having some success getting LINE ID's and then finding out if they are truely freelance or just looking to date. Had an interesting chat with a new girl who was sending back oddly worded english replies with misspellings that google translate would never have given. I then switched my responses to Thai so that I could double check the translation to make sure I was being understood. Her response though was unexpected, she said she wanted my responses in english since it was easier for her to understand. Girl was young and new to Pattaya and working in a bar so I wonder if I was chatting with someone else and not her.

I think very few on TF are girls just looking to date. I think I have maybe met less then 10 over a 18 month period. I wonder if some kind hearted farang with English as a second language is trying to help? For girls looking for dating I find Badoo better but is full of LBs. I secured a hairdresser from there last week. To be honest I don't think the effort of looking for free is sex is worth the outcome.

[Breadman]

Been having some success getting LINE ID's and then finding out if they are truely freelance or just looking to date. Had an interesting chat with a new girl who was sending back oddly worded english replies with misspellings that google translate would never have given. I then switched my responses to Thai so that I could double check the translation to make sure I was being understood. Her response though was unexpected, she said she wanted my responses in english since it was easier for her to understand. Girl was young and new to Pattaya and working in a bar so I wonder if I was chatting with someone else and not her.

[Mogwai]

As to guys blaming a pill for leg cramps during sex, did it ever occur to you that you're just out of shape? No. Has to be the pill. So take one and go watch two hours of TV and report back on how many cramps you get.

You might get muscle strains from the 'exercise' in bed when you are out of shape, but cramps is another story.

[Rob Jones]

Been getting allot of freelance contacts for my next trip, what's a good amount to offer? I was thinking 1000 and mention taxi money, possibly 1500 but without a mention of taxi money if they are hot.

As to guys blaming a pill for leg cramps during sex, did it ever occur to you that you're just out of shape? No. Has to be the pill. So take one and go watch two hours of TV and report back on how many cramps you get.

Got home yesterday and was offering 1000 and being accepted. Some of the Hotter ones wanting 1500 or taking the 1000 + 200 Taxi. I got a LT (10 pm to 9 am) 1500 + 200 baht dinner (for 2). Best score was a girl from Siracha who I met at 9 am at my hotel and stayed until 8 am the following day and it cost me 1 x lunch, 1 x dinner 1 coffee and a 50 baht scarf.

No leg cramps, I am out of shape and I was taking pills.

[Crocodilexp]

Slightly off topic, but if you don't mind paying a bit more, there are really some good looking talent to be had in Penang. Google "Pghotel2 U" for their website and contact. What's available is quite remarkable.

Looks great, but did you actually try them? Photos on Malaysian agency sites can often be misleading (often of a completely different woman).

I wonder why a Thai girl of the quality listed on that site would work for 190 myr (1500 baht), half of which likely goes to the Malaysian mafia. They could surely make well over 800 baht per short time in Bangkok or Pattaya, in the safety and convenience of their own country. Maybe they're making up for the low price on volume.

[Zman429]

Been getting allot of freelance contacts for my next trip, what's a good amount to offer? I was thinking 1000 and mention taxi money, possibly 1500 but without a mention of taxi money if they are hot.

As to guys blaming a pill for leg cramps during sex, did it ever occur to you that you're just out of shape? No. Has to be the pill. So take one and go watch two hours of TV and report back on how many cramps you get.

1000 works 90% of time.

[Reaper78]

There's also KL Malaysia where you can easily have Viets from 80 MYR (600 baht) up. Not going to be great (either looks or service) at the lower end of that range, but there's an occasional diamond in the rough, and even the uglier ones look better than an average Pattaya working girl these days.

Slightly off topic, but if you don't mind paying a bit more, there are really some good looking talent to be had in Penang. Google "Pghotel2 U" for their website and contact. What's available is quite remarkable.

[LittleBigMan]

I haven't been to the Darkside in ages. Any updates on the talent at some of the bars there like Booze Lounge.

I rarely and I mean rarely ever set foot into any of the places out here on the Darkside, but I'm not out of the loop since the majority of the morning coffee drinker expats regularly venture to the clubs so I hear what are the hot spots but nothing really have changed since I've been out here 12 plus years it is rare to find anything good. If you find a young farm fresh one usually the regulars are all line up waiting. By the time I come around they are gone most likely to greener pasture the problem with farm fresh in general I have to do the leading and I'm just too old be a teacher? In the past, I had a few regulars they were in their mid or late 30's they take care of their bodies and I didn't have to put a bag over them enjoy being BF taken out for the evening to eat, drinking locally an evening not feeling they were working and at the end of the night they show their appreciation. Some of the best experiences I've had in Thailand sex wise I've had with these types.

As for the Booze not much has changed, they come they go and the ones that come aren't much and I'm not picky that goes with the majority of the places out here. One of the places I find most comfortable but like most hit and miss is Aqua. Unless I know the girl I usually don't venture unless family or friends in town it gives me an excuse in case I run into someone working might live in my neighborhood which will get me in trouble so I usually stay away from clubs out here.

The only time worth it is if a particular club is having a party so all the Freelancer come from the other clubs so do the regulars!

[Banana Boi]

I'm on the Darkside of Pattaya,

I haven't been to the Darkside in ages. Any updates on the talent at some of the bars there like Booze Lounge.

[LittleBigMan]

Where in Pattaya around the flesh spots can you get a coconut for 20 bahts? 40 bahts is the best price I've been able to get for a coconut + spoon to scrape the inside.

Coconut electrolyte especially high on potassium.

I'm on the Darkside of Pattaya, and the fruit carts run at that price, they also have the bottled juice in the plastic bottles. Along the road Soi Siam Country and Nernpludwan there are pickup trucks from the countryside selling by bulk 70-100 baht for a Kilo. Two years removed I did a yearly bike ride from Pattaya to Bangkok, I depended on it during my route of 34 along Bang Na picking up the juice for 15 baht. Never purchased in the flesh area that the other type of juice?

[Breadman]

Been getting allot of freelance contacts for my next trip, what's a good amount to offer? I was thinking 1000 and mention taxi money, possibly 1500 but without a mention of taxi money if they are hot.

As to guys blaming a pill for leg cramps during sex, did it ever occur to you that you're just out of shape? No. Has to be the pill. So take one and go watch two hours of TV and report back on how many cramps you get.

[WindAngel]

I did not have leg cramps until I read it here. Now I found out I have leg cramps too. But I think the reason is that I switch to Kamagra jelley recently and I may have taken too much. I usually only need 25 MG, or no more than 50 MG. With jelley being 100 MG, there is no good way to take only 25 MG or 50 MG so I end up taking too much.

[Dg8787]

Typical Doctor of today. You got to go BANANAS.

In my 20's I used to get cramps in my right leg in the mish position. I would have to pull out quickly, flop over on my back and point my toes towards me in the same direction of my erection! LOL. The girl would be like wtf! It took 30 seconds for the cramp to go away and then I would tell the girl to get on top and ride me. Hee haw!

[AfAsia]

I used to get severe leg cramps once in a while. My Doctor recommended drinking Gatorade.

Typical Doctor of today. You got to go BANANAS.