Pattaya Reports

[Gabriel071]

I am considering a weekday detour to Pattaya for a day or two. What's the best day of the week to come down for a good selection of Thai mongering? Is there even a good day of the week to come? Looking for young, thin BBFSCIP compliant and preferably new to the scene.

[Bunky]

Do you have any suggestions for constructive daytime activities in and around Pattaya that do not involve drinking?

There are plenty of Naughty Boys who practice their craft without imbibing. You won't find them among the Two Week Millionaires, or the Lager Louts living out their final days. But there are plenty of guys who enjoy the pleasures of the flesh while sipping nam soda or a mocktail or a Coke Light.

As for daytime pursuits that don't involve the ladies, one of my favorites is wandering around the markets. I'm a Gadget Guy, so I never get tired of Tukcom. It's a blast to wander the shops looking at the latest and greatest stuff. (Or looking for bargains on used gear.) Lots of days I spend 500 baht on stuff I didn't know I wanted until I saw it. South of Tukcom there is a little shopping district featuring all manner of shops. I enjoy having clothes made by the tailors. Not to be confused with the hustlers who bother passers-by, these are real tailors who do great work. West of Tukcom on S. Pattaya Rd on the same side of the street there is a big market mostly patronized by the locals. It can be dark and cramped in spots, but that's what I love about it. Again, a great place to wander until you find something cheap you just got to have. Tukcom and environs are an easy walk from the central part of town. Before you know it, you've been on your feet for three hours. In addition to your cheap treasures, you've gotten a little exercise and it's time for a nap.

Bunky

[DaruDesi89]

I am in the middle of a lotta mixed feelings right now but here goes another FR.

One of the girls I have been meaning to see messaged me and said she can make it by 1 AM. I thought why not, one more couldn't hurt so I said sure. I usually sleep late anyway. She messages me 5 minutes past 1:00 PM and says she is going home and asks permission to take a shower. I said sure, why not. She messages me 45 minutes past that and says she's done shower and says it's another 30 minutes for her to get ready. So, I tell her to just come upstairs when she is here and said I will tell the reception in advance. I am still hoping she would come after that 30 minutes. I watch some random videos and fall asleep, she comes and rings the bell and wakes me up I check and its <be 3:00 AM</ be . Cuss myself and open the door, she looks fresh as a daisy but sleep brain still in control. Go and lie down on the bed and ask her to join, she takes off her clothes and joins in a black lingerie. <be BONER ACHIEVED! Be Starts with a very good BBJ and tries her best to DT but can't manage (no teeth, so A for effort) and then takes out a female vibrator out of nowhere. Looks at me and asks if she can use it. I say, fuck it, why not. We start going at it, doggie, missionary and pronebone and I am still not completely woken up from my sleep. She starts complaining that I am not going faster, and lo and behold, <be boner lost! Be I remind her that she was late by quite a bit so she can't expect me to rush it and she apologizes and starts sucking me off, but this time with BLS and <be BONER RESTORED! Be But at this point, I am not liking this ***** too much so I decide to not go easy on her and start fucking her pulling her hair and doing positions like "the hook". Surprisingly she is very bendy and doesn't complain and her legs almost touched the pillow. I keep going and she starts screaming louder and finally I finish and she looks disappointed that it ended that quick. It took all of my remaining will to hold a steady face and help her to the shower. End of the day, good fuck, but weird experience and now wide awake and it's almost dawn.

RakSopheni, I have a feeling that this girl is probably up your street. PMed you her info, try at your own risk. She said she only works independent and never at a club or bar.

[DaruDesi89]

Tues & Thurs: Bowling. Wed: Cards & Pool. Sunday: Softball. Daily: bike riding, visiting with friends, and a bunch of errands. Every now and then <b>Koh Larn.</b>

Damn!! Just googled that place, its absolutely beautiful.

[DaruDesi89]

FR 1 - TF - 1300.

The day started great. I had a girl come over at 10 AM to wake me up (already discussed this with her yesterday) and it was amazing to wake up to a knock on the door and a good morning session. Since I was half sleepy, it was just vanilla sex, mostly BJ (slightly toothy), finished in missionary and 1500 for ST, she out the door in about 40 minutes from the time she walks in.

Benefit of morning sex. You wake up with a smile, however, on the flip side, no horniness, so I decided to eat and do civilian things (nothing fun from now for anyone looking for an FR).

Went down the beach road for a walk after some food, and decided to walk to Walking street (non pun intended) which on hind sight was useless as a monger but pretty fun just as a tourist. Stopped at one of those beach kiosks with umbrellas for selling coconut water and snacks half way through because of the heat. Anyone who doesn't already know this, the seats are charged separately to the food you order. There is a 50 BHT charge for occupying a chair under an umbrella regardless of whether you are buying food. Reached walking street and grabbed a bear from the first open bar and kept walking around to see the lay of the land. From the many reviews here, the place is very crowded at night which I didn't want to walk into. Tons of small bars and massage places which is just an expanded longer version of Soi 6 as far as I can tell. If I am missing something, I would be glad if someone enlightened me. Sat down at a civilian bar and had a drink and spoke to everyone at the bar, it was good entertainment for me and them because they had no customers and it was still before 4 PM. Managed to get the LINE ID of a girl who said she would love to see me after. Not bad for an afternoon I thought and I was in the mood for a massage.

I wanted to try a good place so I went with what google said and went to Honey 2 and Sabai Dee and hoped they would be open. But nope, no dice. There are guys standing at the entrance of both places hoping to get business and take the prospective customers to MP of their choice but experience told me that whenever someone says they will get you amazing something, you usually end up being screwed in the mongering world. But I asked one of them where they want to take me and after a lotta hesitation they said Honey 3, immediately googled the place and no surprise, horrible reviews. By this time, the heat was getting to me so I went back to my room to relax for a bit.

Went out in the evening and headed to Tree Town Night Market to see what the fuss was about. Tried some Thai food, but I have no idea what else is expected from that place or where you can pick up a girl (if at all). I saw a few girls walking in and out, but nobody made eye contact. Funny enough, there is an edibles place right at the entrance if anyone is curious. : the. After food, wanted to check out Slutz just to see what it is like as it was closeby. The place had nobody at the entrance so I assumed it was closed and was about to leave, but then a security said just buzz in. Buzzed and a petite tall girl opened the door. Quick description of the place, it is a small clean room that you walk into with sofas on all sides and small tables in front. The impression I got was, you go occupy a table and a girl joins you and you do the talking, drinking and the rest. The girl who opened the door asked if she can join and I obliged (she wasn't my type facially, but the body was completely up my street). Ordered a beer and she asked if she can get a drink and I agreed. Girls get 50 per drink which she told me in advance and I felt that was very nice of her. I am used to South American girls who just expect you to know and get screwed when you try to clear the tab at the end. I was talking to a girl from TF during the time I had food and was supposed to meet her after, so I paid for my tab and left. There is a petite girl there who smiled at me, planning to try her tomorrow.

Couple of things the girl at Slutz told me, the establishment is new. Also, she said I should try and visit their GoGo Bar which is next to LK Metro. Also, the payment structure of the place is: 200 for the private cubicle and 400 for the room. Girls charge 1000 and up for ST.

Two odd things to note:

While I was at the Tree Town Night Market, the lady at the restaurant mentioned there is a nude show somewhere closeby which is exclusive and there is 100 entry which she can hook me up with. Declined her offer but I dunno if any of you have tried something like that and would recommend. Second one is probably a rookie mistake, if you ever take the motorcycle taxi, never pay in advance and wait for change, the guy just drove away with my change. It was a small amount (a little over a dollar) but I should've been careful.

FR 2 - TF - 1500.

I head back to my room and get ready for the girl to show up. She looked petite in pictures but was a little more fleshy than she looked like on her profile. But amazing hair and perfectly maintained face, so I said, screw it. Shower, straight to BJ. BJ again was a bit toothy. And unlike the morning session, I wanted to fuck so we started missionary. This girl was the tightest one I have tried so far. It took me a while to actually get in which got me excited. Initially she wasn't involving herself in the session but as things got intense, she started reciprocating and moaning and pulling me into her more and more. Tried only a few vanilla positions and I was done.

Walked out to Soi 6 to see what it is like. I finally noticed how the dynamic works at that place. Your pacing is what matters. If you walk faster, they don't give you a second glance. The slower you walk, the more intense they approach you. I was walking through and saw the perfect girl for me sitting there with some other guy. I slowed down to watch her features and the name of the place so I can come back later. But that triggered a few other girls who surrounded me. One of them was rubbing me down there over my jeans and the other literally took my hands and put it on her ass and the third one was rubbing my chest from behind me. Way too much, all of a sudden and I was not ready for that. Also, the girls were all fake boobs and above 30, not my cup of tea. Excused myself politely and walked further. I am sure the veterans know all this, it was a strange experience for me.

Stopping this post here as I have a girl coming in in about 5 minutes.

[Neidermeyer]

This will be the first post of a 3-week stay in Pattaya and the first installation of a series of reports as I make my way across the big SEA mongering hubs: Pattaya, Bangkok, Phnom Penh, Angeles during the next 3 months. I'm curious to see how things have changed since my last visits in 2018 and 19 and am looking forward to giving some valuable on the ground reporting.

I am a seasoned monger from the USA, with experience in South and Central America, the Caribbean and SouthEast Asia. Mid 40's fit- not a pretty boy but not bad looking. I have a moderate to high sex drive and am looking for thin, petite ladies for sex, not companionship- preferably deepthroat, CIM, BBFS, and CIP. My budget for the summer is ample but I'm looking to spend an average of 2000-3000 baht a day and will not be going to many GoGo's.

RS,

I've really enjoyed your reviews. It's rare to read such thoughtful and well-written content on this board. Well done! I look forward to reading more.

I also wanted to ask a question.

I have the same criteria that you do for BBFS. However, rather than asking the girl about it upfront, I generally don't bring it up. In many cases the girl never says a word about it and we proceed with BBFS. In other cases when she does ask for a condom, after getting more turned on and comfortable with me, including reassurances that I will pull out and don't have any STDs, I find they generally say it's okay without. The advantage to this approach is that I often get BBFS when it's possible the girl wouldn't have agreed to it upfront. Also, in a gogo environment (I know you avoid them) if the first girl rejects the proposal and then sees me barfine a second girl she could spread rumors about that girl not using protection. Given social dynamics among the girls, and fear of losing face, I could easily see a scenario where word spreads and I end up getting pseudo cockblocked. Of course, the downside of not discussing upfront is that there are obviously cases when the girl doesn't agree to BBFS in the end and I'm stuck with a condom. A fail.

All of that said, I am considering experimenting with the upfront approach as you do, which I know is also the prevailing advice on the forum.

I'm curious to know your hit rate in Pattaya when negotiating BBFS upfront, that is, how often do girls agree, disagree, or only agree for extra $? And does this change substantially across environments (ex gentlemens clubs, bars, ThaiFriendly, etc.)? *As a side note, I've never used ThaiFriendly, but do agree that negotiating upfront makes sense in that context.

As an extension of this question, I'm also curious how often negotiating CIP is the blocker for you? In other words, how often do girls agree to BBFS but not CIP? Also, when discussing CIP do you ask if they're on birth control or do you assume if they agree to it they're using something?

I always pull out for fear of pregnancy so have never broached this subject, but in my experience when the girl doesn't say anything about needing to use a condom, she also doesn't say anything about needing to pull out, which I find sort of amazing. I've always assumed most Pattaya working girls are not using birth control, but perhaps I'm wrong and most do. I'm curious what you've encountered on this front.

Thanks again for your thoughts and all of the great reviews!

[Mr Enternational]

Mr Enternational- do you have any suggestions for constructive daytime activities in and around Pattaya that do not involve drinking? What's your average daily routine?

Tues & Thurs: Bowling. Wed: Cards & Pool. Sunday: Softball. Daily: bike riding, visiting with friends, and a bunch of errands. Every now and then Koh Larn.

[Gabriel071]

I begin my Thursday with a workout, light lunch and rest before I decide to head to Soi 6 for adventure around 16:00. The girl I like to see is again not there- "her day off" says the mamasan- "she barfined" says another girl. I like this girl- especially the sexual rapport we have, but Pattaya is a bad place for Oneitis. Cruising the strip a few times an extremely beautiful 20 yr old catches my eye but she seems inexperienced, and though friendly, does not give off a "lets fuck" vibe. I am reluctant for a while to pull the trigger but eventually throw caution to the wind and we head upstairs. She's willing to do no-condom for an extra 500 baht (1500 total) which is high, but did I mention this girl is a dime piece? Unfortunately it soon becomes apparent that I was correct in my assessment and her mediocre blow job fails to animate my loins and I don't even get hard enough to penetrate. Perhaps this is a middle-aged man problem, but I need to feel a certain reciprocal or slutty energy in order to perform, and it just wasn't there. I go down on her for a bit before calling it. A poster here previously identified this "non-pro" softer energy from the girls (the fresh crop of arrivals) as a plus, and that could be the case if you like a slower, more innocent type of experience. I, however, need a knob-slobbering **** to take it hard. The more sex I get here in Pattaya, the more specific my needs become for satisfaction- stunning beauty is just not enough.

On my way home, as I had not drained my balls, I message a Thaifriendly provider on line to arrange a session. She's free and we plan on meeting at my hotel at 6 pm. I will spare the gory details, but suffice it to say she ends up being 1. 5 hours late and I'm more than a little bit pissed off. Fortunately she has that slutty energy I need and I channel my annoyance into sexual aggression, which she seems receptive to. She looks mostly like her photos- petite, dark skin, but has clearly gained a little weight and her hair is different. I waste no time and soon she has my cock hard in her mouth, balls deep. This girl is probably a 5. 5 on the scale and I wonder to myself why I am rock hard for her- but couldn't get it up for the 8. 5 from earlier. Soon my dick is at full attention and I am ready to burst, she is riding me and boys that was the tightest, best feeling pussy of the entire week so far. The gorilla grip is real. She begs for me to unload inside her, which I oblige as she moans in pleasure. Regarding the ongoing deliberations on CIP, it should here be noted that many providers find the act extremely gratifying and have orgasms while it occurs. I've found that most Thai girls would prefer CIP to CIM and I am happy to oblige. Good performance aside, this girl is really weird and boy-like in her mannerisms and this combined with her lack of punctuality mean that it will not be a repeat.

Later I get bored and head to Soi Boomerang to a G Club I have mentioned previously but will not name in this post. One of the older (30 yr) ladies that I've spoken to previously is there as is the dark skin spinner I fucked last weekend. The dark skin spinner again looks drunk and is all over the place- so I have a great conversation with the older provider who is quite proficient in English- while weighing my options. Finally I decide to take the dark skin spinner upstairs against my better judgment where predictably her inebriated state reveals itself as a problem. Her blowjob is too rough to be fully effective and she is a sloppy mess. At her urging I give her a one, two, and then 4 finger job (almost a fisting) before I finally decide to myself that it's not moral to continue with the provider in a compromised state. She lies down to take a nap / pass out and I place 1000 baht in her hand and put a blanket over her. I feel bad for this girl- she clearly has a problem and this job is not helping her. To what extent am I enabling that? I instantly regret bringing her upstairs and feel a twinge of shame. Downstairs the Mamasan's lack of concern after I relay the situation is also a bit disheartening. I'm sure many of these girls are chewed up by addictions and other problems associated with the Pattaya Girl lifestyle. I wonder what the average working career trajectory looks like- how many make it past 3 months, and if there is a support network available to them to deal with these associated job risks and burnout? These are fuck buddies, but they are also real people with real lives.

Three ordinary experiences with three ordinary Pattaya girls on a Thursday in May.

RS.

I enjoyed the sincerity of your report, and I would have done the same for Pattaya Girl #3. Just because we like to fuck hookers and BBFSCIP doesn't mean we should violate our humanity for each other.

BKK is not the same experience as Pattaya. It is more business and mechanical here, or can be GFE if you can lock down a TF or civilian.

Thank you.

[Downandup]

Question to the Seniors: Anyone tried any soapy massage places? I look on google and it says all the famous ones are all closed. Anyone's got any recent experiences they can share?

It depends on what you are looking for, I don't know of any place currently offering the full experience of jacuzzi, oily massage, body to body rub and full service. Anyway those places always felt mechanical to me. What you can find is a lot of shops all around where you can get a half ass massage and full service.

You did good with your ThaiFriendly girls, could you post links please.

[BogieMaker]

Can someone give me their advice on best way to come to Thailand and getting visa and over 50. Its so confusing to me I need some help just the simply way to understand it and go about it. Looking to come this fall. Thanks for any help you can provide just DM me ID really be thankful.

This site should help you decide. https://www.thaievisa.go.th/.

I plan on 60 days from the USA so will apply for the Thai Visitors Visa.

[Chimpo Chinn]

Can someone give me their advice on best way to come to Thailand and getting visa and over 50. Its so confusing to me I need some help just the simply way to understand it and go about it. Looking to come this fall. Thanks for any help you can provide just DM me ID really be thankful.

Get in first on 30 day exempt. Once in ask on AseanNowForums. They have a resident expert, ubonjoe I think.

It is Daunting the first time but we'll worth it if you get it.

[RakSopheni]

Can someone give me their advice on best way to come to Thailand and getting visa and over 50. Its so confusing to me I need some help just the simply way to understand it and go about it. Looking to come this fall. Thanks for any help you can provide just DM me ID really be thankful.

If you are from the US you don't need a VISA, just vaccination card and minimum insurance requirement. Thirty days on arrival granted. Thailand Pass going away soon.

[RakSopheni]

Do any Board Members have and recommendations of things to do with a barfined lady during the day or evening other than just go to a club? I know there are a few restaurants up on the North End (The Nest? Where girls like to instagram themselves. Anyone have any recommendations for fun activities with a lady? Destinations with AC preferred as this city is getting ridiculously hot during the day.

RS.

[RakSopheni]

Initially she isn't very responsive, I start pressing the right buttons, no way to ask her since she doesn't speak any English (I wonder how she did the chat), so I go by audio queues and facial expressions and one point, she brings my hand up to her neck and pushes it against her throat. I got an instant hormone rush as that was the last thing I expected from her. Now, I wouldn't call myself someone who is into rough stuff as I try to find the right balance between rough and sensual, but this girl pushed me to do as much as I can. Slaps, spitting, choking, pulling her hair and rough thrusting. At the end of the session, I honestly felt like she had a better time than me, but I ain't complaining. Kisses, helps me clean up and take a shower together and off she goes.

Nice reports DaruDesi89. Any chance you could PM me this girls contact info?

[LoveVegas]

Can someone give me their advice on best way to come to Thailand and getting visa and over 50. Its so confusing to me I need some help just the simply way to understand it and go about it. Looking to come this fall. Thanks for any help you can provide just DM me ID really be thankful.