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10-03-22 14:26 #35749
Posts: 257Pattaya 1
Back from a week of debauchery in Pattaya. WOW. Went in thinking its dead and low. Didn't disappoint! More reports to come.
Big thanks to all posters on this forum for sharing tips ideas prices and made the trip greater.
Transport: just booked a luxury sedan from BKK 1199 baht. Free cold juice on meet up. AC. Nice luxury trip. Definitely worth it.
Hotel: messed up a little here as it was alil out of town on the mountains. Had a few girls ask extra $ for taxi to come there. But was on average 40 bht on bike and 70 on car taxi via bolt to / from beach road area so no big deal.
Weather: too humid! And the afternoon rain was predictable.
Indians: Too many people and restaurants. I was shocked at girls on street offering me sex in Hindi! Am in in Thailand or India!
Food: never disappoints, always a huge variety and spread.
Sex: amazing, relatively cheap with good pickings though you got to sift through a lot of shit for the quality if I might add.
Can't wait to go back.
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10-03-22 06:39 #35748
Posts: 3131Massages?
If you walk down Sois, like Soi Pothole even along Soi Buakhao from Pattaya Klang to Pattaya Tai main road majority will be a Happy ending. That percentage will drop with the ones wearing the uniforms. Let me get this out of the way since beauty and looks are subjective I'm not going to even touch on it!
Shops on Beach Road are all on the Left side, wrapped around Walking St. Towards Pattaya Tai right side past the Bamboo bar, all along 2nd Road both sides ALL WEARING uniforms the % will drop with Happy Ending. I've seen some very good-looking ones in my eyes with the uniforms it is like a box of chocolate you never know what you are going to get. I don't do the Thai Friendly stuff, massages are my thing today it is like a game I ask for a foot massage conversation always starts up where you are from, etc. Etc. If the conversation leads to oil, you are heading to 1st, based? If they don't provide an outfit or pants, ask you to shower come back you just laid naked you are on 1st.
Uniform girls usually want a bit more they want you to think this isn't what they do normally you special handsome man etc, in the end, it takes a bit of work I've ended up with some pretty good regulars that rather see you on the side because they don't want the other girls to know. Having a regular gives off the impression especially if you are doing oil that girl provides something they shouldn't /.
On Soi Triangle, if looks aren't a killer, you don't mind average or old that takes care of their bodies and want performance plenty available. On Soi Buakhao, there are two V. I. P. Massage girls better looking in my opinion half of them will provide extra not the same price as Honey or Pothole or places with no uniforms.
A bit more expensive on Soi Buakhao next to Cheap Charlie after months I finally pulled the trigger with the place next door the name is supposed to be Aroma but unless my eyes are bad I didn't actually see the name on the door also closes early. But there are at less a half dozen girls IMHO can top girls at any GoGo I've ever been to including Pin-UP, particularly one face all the way to her toes. They like to push two hand massages of 300 oil each if lucky you come away with 1500 baht. I knew for some time if I pull the trigger it was not going to be the best one of those " paying your dues and got to see and experience it myself ".
I did my usual be. S. Pick one and said I live here if it is good I will be back next time to try two or even three sets of hands.
I've had better much better but 22 years old, and what a body especially the giants natural tits I got teased got my tongue, and dined at her heavenly gates but as for the F. S. I've had better from some older ones who not only give you a decent massage but like to do F. S. Someone like LBM got to do the dirty work.
Across, from Cheap Charlie, is another place, a cute girl with short hair does both, the famous be. J. Artist Juney from her shop on Soi Pothole now closed Juney is buying her time working there waiting for the right man to sweep her off her feet?
When it comes to Massage places there are milions of options just millions. Walk along Soi 13/1 Soi Post Office there are at least a dozen places with Uniforms or None! Good luck!
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10-03-22 00:56 #35747
Posts: 297Originally Posted by Vector313 [View Original Post]
Youngish, sluttier, better body, not necessarily pretty you found yourself a sex shop.
Beware these aren't interested in Massage, they want Sex.
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10-02-22 23:53 #35746
Posts: 675Reports
Originally Posted by BananaBoi [View Original Post]
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10-02-22 22:55 #35745
Posts: 3358I fired a barfine today.
I had told her she could stay with me for 2 days (she works in Ban Chang). So, she showed up yesterday at my condo, with zero belongings, no suitcase, no change of clothes. I knew she spoke no English, but she is very hard to communicate with, provides no information. So, we hit some bars last night (I am presuming she wanted to see the employment opportunities in Pattaya). We got hammered and returned to my condo early for some sex and sleep. Okay, so far, not so bad.
She slept for 12 hours.
After she woke up, it got pretty deadly. So, I invited another lady over basically as an interpreter. My barfine kept ducking out to talk on the phone with her husband, who works in Bangkok. The interpreter lady thought my barfine was doing Yabba in the bathroom since she could smell something strange.
As time passed, my barfine's body language got worse and worse. Eventually, I just gave her cash for the second night, and taxi fare home. I just couldn't handle more time with her.
The interpreter was kind of hot, and very friendly, but I wasn't going to switch out the ladies, that would be rude. There's always another day.
Concerning my barfine, she is probably Soi 6 material, your classic LBFM, just no good for LT.
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10-02-22 21:00 #35744
Posts: 3402Originally Posted by Vector313 [View Original Post]
For Full Sex / BJ, yes you will need to find dedicated shops. Again, not that difficult. Look for more seedy establishments, girls dressed less formally or uniformed, and younger (debatable) faces. Acts are also performed in the room on the table or mattress on the floor and the massage component will likely be short and perfunctory.
Generally speaking, the further away from Beach road, the more that will be offered. If in doubt, just ask. It won't be the first time the girl has been questioned.
Enjoy. G.
P.S. I should have added that when you look into a shop often you will only see the recliners for foot massages. The rooms and tables are up stairs or out the back.
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10-02-22 20:08 #35743
Posts: 76How to spot a massage place
Ok noob question here, but when I look at the massage places with the girls with white shirts and big breasts, I can't really see where in the shop extras might be had. It's it only the seedy looking massage places that you can get a nice happy ending or after these ones with the good looking uninformed big breasts ones also on the menu? What's the trick?
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10-02-22 17:41 #35742
Posts: 5659Originally Posted by PedroMorales [View Original Post]
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10-01-22 17:04 #35741
Posts: 1056Diet
Originally Posted by Turgid [View Original Post]
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10-01-22 16:49 #35740
Posts: 5659Originally Posted by JasonSilva [View Original Post]
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10-01-22 07:42 #35739
Posts: 3131Here is another view? Although I venture to Soi 6 from time to time not a big fan of the group that has poplarlize 6.
This was around a year ago when it opened back up? The big thing was Porn Hub then as it opened up further only certain of their clubs opened due to lack of girls they consolidated to open with more established name bars. Opening they couldn't staff clubs with girls with salaries just wasn't enough business so they allow Freelancers these were better looking allow to call their own shots when it came to price. They push drinks for bars and called their own shots who they went with. If they got a taker for their price they even ask more for the room which normally many of00, some clubs not associate with the group ask 350. Many of the farang owners got together decided to agree to set their prices and try to monopolize instead of survival of the fittest this is what had happen on Soi Pothole.
Today as it has opened back up more there are less freelancer working on Soi 6, prior they would go from bar to bar reason you see them one day not the next.
So regardless if you like something try to get their line! Today it is a longer process it is like a interview this system is being use throughout Treetown Soi Pothole first question you BF before you even consider a drink.
Yep it has changed! So if you come and think you are going to recreate that fantasy of the dream trip good luck.
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10-01-22 07:35 #35738
Posts: 449Originally Posted by JasonSilva [View Original Post]
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10-01-22 06:52 #35737
Posts: 6315Always remember if they're charging you above the going rate they don't want to be with you and are seeking more money to have to put up with you for an hour. Or worse they think you're a chump. Either way not good so move on!
Originally Posted by JasonSilva [View Original Post]
Originally Posted by RacShack [View Original Post]
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10-01-22 05:06 #35736
Posts: 37Originally Posted by Goferring [View Original Post]
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10-01-22 05:00 #35735
Posts: 275Originally Posted by CaliGuy33 [View Original Post]