Pattaya Reports

[SreyMun]

1. Juney Massage, Dao.

Nice BJ, 700 THB incl room.

2. Amon Massage, MO.

FS, 1000 THB. Bubbly girl. Nice place to sit down for a drink and watch the Soi as well.

[Mr Enternational]

I've got hard times finding a girl that I would want to fuck in a place like soi 6, the biggest problem for me lately in the bars was that girls look mostly not interested by their job.

They look the same way when I walk into McDonald's, but that is not going to stop me from buying a burger. Why don't you make the fun, instead of waiting for the fun to happen to you?

The same happened a few days ago in PP while I just finished a snooker game with a girl I met a few minutes ago and an asshole French guy went to her and tried to take her away from me.

LOL. I get it man. But I still look at the place as a brothel where guys come to fuck and women are there to fuck for money. They just sell you some bullshit drinks in the meantime.

Take a soapie for example. You are not going to sit there and make googly eyes back and forth with a chick then get mad when some guy walks in from outside and calls her number. If you were planning to put her to use then you had plenty of time to do so, but you were more interested in googly eyes.

You can't expect a chick to put sure money on hold while you are trying to power back up. The great thing is that she will be back soon and you can pick right back up where you left off with your googly eyes, lady drinks, or pool games! Money talks and bullshit walks.

[Mr Enternational]

What the shit? I went to get this chick at noon yesterday. She fell asleep at 3 pm after fucking. It is now 8:36 am and she is still asleep. I am about to start docking from her 1000 baht if she does not get up and take her ass home soon.

[MountJoi]

Current exchange rate: 1 usd = 30.1 baht. FL = freelancer. ST= Short Time.

28 yrs at Paradise Massage Soi Honey, 1000 baht. 200 baht room extra.

22 yrs at Soi 6. 1000 baht. 400 baht room extra. Chick rating =8. Very hot ass.

34 yrs Beach Rd FL. 700 baht. Chick rating=7. Did her up the date for 100 baht extra. ST Room=120 baht extra.

33 yrs Beach Rd FL. 1000 baht. Chick rating=8. Skinny with great ass. ST Room=120 baht extra.

41 yrs, Soi Chaiyapoon. 1000 baht inclusive of room. Chick rating= 8.

64 yrs massage chick. 700 baht including A+. Massage 300 baht extra. Chick rating=5..

I stayed at the Baywalk in September and averaged about the same (1 k) with Beach Road girls. One night I was negotiating with a girl, mid 20's 7-looks wise and she kept offering to add her friend (late 30's 5/6 looks) for 1300 total. Finally decided wth and took them both back. Good call as her friend made up lack of looks with experience. A couple nights later, was walking back to my hotel when 2 girls in their mid 20's (6 and 7 looks wise) approached offering 1 k total for both of them. One was skinner than my preference but the other had my eye so I agreed. They said they lived in BKK and were trying to get money to head back home (it was about 3/4 am, so it could've been the truth).

[PrinceKerry14]

Hi Vasu,

I'm also visiting Pattaya Nov 24. Kindly ping me as your inbox is full. Clear it.

Hello all,

Long time dream come true and I'm finally going to Thailand!

20+ years mongering in US, DR, Mexico, Jamaica, Russia, Ukraine, Germany, Greece, Netherlands and recently Colombia, but couldn't allocate at least 10 days to go to Thailand. Finally I was able to allocate 2 weeks of vacation time, convince my friend and pull the trigger. As of now only airline tickets were bought arriving BKK Nov 24 and departing BKK Dec 7.

I was reading a forum a lot and know for sure that I need to visit Pattaya and Bangkok but have no idea how to split the time and which one should be first? My friend and I are white divorced men in our 50's in good shape and we want this trip to be not only mongering but touristy also. Probably 60/40 or 70/30 with tourism on the lower side LOL, so please advise what MUST to be seen and if I need to consider other places for couple days IE any island, Cambodia, etc.

Also need advice on accommodations do we need to book 2 hotel rooms or look for AirBnB with 2 bedrooms.

All advices and suggestions will be greatly appreciated.

[Paolo99]

Buying a drink does not get you shit that not buying a drink will not get you. Maybe in your mind it does, but in reality it really does not. It is a brothel for Buddha's sake.

It can help you get more time to build or regain your power for example. Maybe you want to take some vitamin to be sure that your session will be good, it takes some time before that stuff kicks in your body.

Most of the times the girls on soi 6 are the ones asking to go straight in the room and they never ask for a LD.

But I'm not a robot, I need to spend some time with her downstairs before taking her upstairs but the girls are very insistent to go upstairs right away.

Buying her a drink gives me the assurance that she doesn't lose interest in me and that another customer doesn't call her over while she is with me.

Sure, if she is an asshole she can still go see another guy while I paid her a drink but it never happened to me.

Many times I spotted guys going to talk with the girl I was with when I went in the toilet, the last time I had a girl in soi 6, I just came back from the toilet and a guy was over her and I could hear her telling him by pointing at me " no I will go boom boom him now".

The same happened a few days ago in PP while I just finished a snooker game with a girl I met a few minutes ago and an asshole French guy went to her and tried to take her away from me.

So that 120 baht LD is not always a bad move in my opinion.

[Paolo99]

Sure that is fine but if the two of you aren't all over one another imo that could be a sign your Soi 6 session isn't going to be a good one.

There are not many lookers over there so if I start to rule out girls just because they are not all over me downstairs I'm not going to fuck anything.

I've got hard times finding a girl that I would want to fuck in a place like soi 6, the biggest problem for me lately in the bars was that girls look mostly not interested by their job.

[JC9999]

If you've never been to Pattaya, it's important to figure out the basic layout *before* you arrive. If you know where things are, you'll be able to book lodging in a place that's centrally located. You'll also be able to get where you need to go on foot, by baht bus or by motorbike taxi. Most importantly you'll be able to get down to business immediately upon arrival without wasting a bunch of time. Online maps are fine, but I also recommend buying an old-fashioned map that you can look at while you are planning your trip. I like the Groovy map of Pattaya, which I find has just right level of detail. You can buy it from Amazon for about 270 baht plus shipping.

https://www.amazon.com/GROOVY-PATTAY.../dp/9745250333

Agreed. I did study a bit he weeks before arriving, but got very at work busy the last 4-5 days and lost perspective. All good commentary on your part.

Hit Sabai Dee (the original, I believe) in the afternoon for a soapy and The Castle in the evening. Better day, overall.

[Mr Enternational]

Most of my 15 or so girls were from soi 6 and I paid 1000 for sex and 500-600 for the room and a round of drinks for me and the girl. The first bunch of girls were not particularly good, but after a while I got better at vetting them. It surprised me how few other men used the LD time to get some hands on action,

PDA is not everyone's bag. However, I was doing the same hands on rubbing on pussies and grabbing bare ass cheeks action last night on the 6 and bought 0 LDs. On Halloween night I did buy a LD for a chick although I had no intentions of doing anything but chillin out. I told her that she had to get Sangsom on ice the same that I had. I tasted her shit and I don't know what it was. She said she had put a little cola in it. I said negative and made her drink mine and I drank hers.

What if the guy has already decided that he is going to take her upstairs and bought her that LD just to put her at ease before he fucks her in the ST room.

There is no need to buy anyone any drinks to put them at ease. Hell, I could be sitting with one chick and have bought her a drink and see another chick walk past and point to upstairs and leave the chick I was talking to go fuck the other chick. Buying a drink does not get you shit that not buying a drink will not get you. Maybe in your mind it does, but in reality it really does not. It is a brothel for Buddha's sake.

[Banana Boi]

What if the guy has already decided that he is going to take her upstairs and bought her that LD just to put her at ease before he fucks her in the ST room.

Sure that is fine but if the two of you aren't all over one another imo that could be a sign your Soi 6 session isn't going to be a good one. However, you're experienced enough to see that most guys who buy lady drinks on Soi 6 DO NOT take the girls upstairs.

[Paolo99]

This is my pet peeve. Too many guys buying lady drinks and doing absolutely nothing other than staring in to a girl's eyes or touching her shoulders and waist. DFK, mutual groping, and lap dancing should be standard if you buy a girl a lady drink.

Will never forget the good old days of 2016 when Soi 6 girls used to greet you with their hands down your pants.

What if the guy has already decided that he is going to take her upstairs and bought her that LD just to put her at ease before he fucks her in the ST room.

[Banana Boi]

It surprised me how few other men used the LD time to get some hands on action, because the willingness to DFK in the bar seemed like a good predictor for performance.

This is my pet peeve. Too many guys buying lady drinks and doing absolutely nothing other than staring in to a girl's eyes or touching her shoulders and waist. DFK, mutual groping, and lap dancing should be standard if you buy a girl a lady drink.

Will never forget the good old days of 2016 when Soi 6 girls used to greet you with their hands down your pants.

[Free Dude]

Current exchange rate: 1 usd = 30.1 baht. FL = freelancer. ST= Short Time.

28 yrs at Paradise Massage Soi Honey, 1000 baht. 200 baht room extra.

22 yrs at Soi 6. 1000 baht. 400 baht room extra. Chick rating =8. Very hot ass.

34 yrs Beach Rd FL. 700 baht. Chick rating=7. Did her up the date for 100 baht extra. ST Room=120 baht extra.

33 yrs Beach Rd FL. 1000 baht. Chick rating=8. Skinny with great ass. ST Room=120 baht extra.

41 yrs, Soi Chaiyapoon. 1000 baht inclusive of room. Chick rating= 8.

64 yrs massage chick. 700 baht including A+. Massage 300 baht extra. Chick rating=5.

28 yrs on Soi 6. 1000 baht. Chick rating =8. Room extra 400 baht.

40 yrs Beach Rd FL. 600 baht. Chick rating = 6. Small and skinny. 200 baht ST room extra.

50 yrs Soi Excyte massage chick. 1000 baht inclusive of room. Chick rating =7.

49 yrs Soi Chaiyapoon massage chick. 1000 baht inclusive of room. Rating=7.

Total including room = 10,840 baht. Or 1084 baht per punt. Equals 36 USD per punt. Yes, I monger at the low end, but all good bangs even if most were not "optic f*ucks".

This is very similar to my week in Pattaya at the end of October. Except that I did one 27 year old, while the rest was between 20 and 24.

Most of my 15 or so girls were from soi 6 and I paid 1000 for sex and 500-600 for the room and a round of drinks for me and the girl. The first bunch of girls were not particularly good, but after a while I got better at vetting them. It surprised me how few other men used the LD time to get some hands on action, because the willingness to DFK in the bar seemed like a good predictor for performance.

My favorite girl was a 21 year old from a massage place. 300 for the message (only happened once really, for about 5 minutes) and 1000 for sex. Did her 6 times or something like that.

Most expensive was a bar girl from tree town for 1500 (and 500 BF). Some birthday going on, so I got about half the drinks that night for free because of the bell being run. No LD, but just took her to my hotel after the party started to slow down. Fucked quite a lot that night (drunk sex can be fun sometimes).

Went to the gogo's of course, but didn't see much that really justiefied paying twice as much. Let alone what the Bangkok guys seem to consider normal.

As someone who fucks many, many working girls in Europe, it was interesting how few girls gave me blow jobs (and when it happened, mostly during the worst sessions). At the same time it stood out how easily the girl got wet and accepted a couple of fingers in their pussy.

[Bunky]

First time in Pattaya. Arrived mid-evening. All in all, I'll take the blame for my disappointing first night experience given low energy level and unfamiliarity with the city layout. (My hotel, which showed as being somewhere in between the south and central areas on the booking site map, turned out to be on North Pattaya. F* me!) Hoping to do better today, and will check out Soi 6.

If you've never been to Pattaya, it's important to figure out the basic layout *before* you arrive. If you know where things are, you'll be able to book lodging in a place that's centrally located. You'll also be able to get where you need to go on foot, by baht bus or by motorbike taxi. Most importantly you'll be able to get down to business immediately upon arrival without wasting a bunch of time. Online maps are fine, but I also recommend buying an old-fashioned map that you can look at while you are planning your trip. I like the Groovy map of Pattaya, which I find has just right level of detail. You can buy it from Amazon for about 270 baht plus shipping.

https://www.amazon.com/GROOVY-PATTAY.../dp/9745250333

[Yungger]

First time in Pattaya. Arrived mid-evening, and went to Walking Street. Seemed relatively slow and not nearly as wild as I had been imagining, but opi understand its slow season. Wasn't feeling all that spry after a traveling for 30+ hours to get here, so decided to just go with a BJ bar rather than find a bar girl and decided to head to Lxlitxs. Selection was very disappointing at 11 pm - 5 women, none attractive, maybe one in their 20's. Figured I'the just go with an older woman thinking her skills might be best. BJ was fine as she was happy to have a customer, but she didn't go deep. All in all, I'll take the blame for my disappointing first night experience given low energy level and unfamiliarity with the city layout once I arrived (My hotel, which showed as being somewhere in between the south and central areas on the booking site map, turned out to be on North Pattaya. F me! Hoping to do better today, and will check out Soi 6.

Have always good fun in Windmill, sidestreet of walking street. Damage? Yes can be some. Or daytime? Try Kinnaree, Pratumnak Soi 4 - Damage around 2 k. But it is also a good quality bar. Be there not too late. Around 2 pm.