Pattaya Reports

[Explorer8939]

Does Thailand require a quarantine if you go from Pattaya to Samui...

Geez, I don't think that it's even possible to go to Samui now.

[GreenBud]

Why I didn't take the two ladies to Koh Samui? There was the issue of the 3800 baht per test per lady, but the killer was the hotel sending me a notice that 2 weeks of quarantine was required.

Does Thailand require a quarantine if you go from Pattaya to Samui...

[Explorer8939]

+1 for that comment. It gave me a smile, almost a laugh.

When traveling to Thailand alone, I either hang with other farang tourists or find a holiday girlfriend, but so far none more than 2-weeks. In your situation I'd probably seek a Thai lady with a brain and an enjoyable personality, spend a few days with that pandemic girlfriend then move on to the next. Maybe throw in a couple ST bar girls between pandemic girlfriends. Most Thai bar girls drive me nuts with the immature way they act, I seldom tolerate LT. I'd slit my wrists before hanging with 5 per day.

You're kind of making my point for me, I can't handle these ladies for very long, so 3 or 4 hours at a time for me is about my limit.

Of course, I have had Thai "girlfriends" before, but I intentionally scuttled girlfriends until the bars open.

Just to give you an idea of how weird things are, my 3:30 appointment showed up at 2:30 yesterday, that’s how bad things are.

[Mr Enternational]

You suggest that I am lonely. No shit. There is a pandemic here, and nowhere to go. My alternative is to watch TV or sit on my balcony and watch the ships go by.

LOL. That is why last year during the lockdown I managed to score a Russian girlfriend and I went over to stay at her place in Jomtien every night at the witching hour.

[HorseTrader]

You suggest that I am lonely. No shit. There is a pandemic here, and nowhere to go.

+1 for that comment. It gave me a smile, almost a laugh.

When traveling to Thailand alone, I either hang with other farang tourists or find a holiday girlfriend, but so far none more than 2-weeks. In your situation I'd probably seek a Thai lady with a brain and an enjoyable personality, spend a few days with that pandemic girlfriend then move on to the next. Maybe throw in a couple ST bar girls between pandemic girlfriends. Most Thai bar girls drive me nuts with the immature way they act, I seldom tolerate LT. I'd slit my wrists before hanging with 5 per day.

[Explorer8939]

From the girl supply side, I'm sure it is possible and 1000 THB per girl per day seems believable. Pattaya is a town that has been full of low cost hookers for decades. Remove >90% of the customers and the prices will go down.

What I question is "why?" Explorer wanted to take 2 girls to Koh Samui but didn't take the trip due to cost of COVID testing, but, he spends about 7000 baht per day on hookers and alcohol (5 girls at 1000 baht each plus perhaps 2000 baht alcohol and incidentals). The money adds up, perhaps 210,000 baht per month (6,300 USD per month or 5,400 Euros). That's a lot of money for a man who isn't working (or not working many hours) and is young enough to fuck 5 times a day.

Explorer implies (and maybe states) that girls getting naked and rubbing pussies in his face is because they are horny, I'll raise the BS flag on that one. These girls are working actresses who assume getting naked and doing various sex acts is part of the gig.

I can't imagine that having sex 5 times per day every day is at all fun. I just don't understand how any man would enjoy that lifestyle, even if his cock could survive the load. Perhaps he is lonely and his only options are hookers.

I've never seen any monger reports that they have met Explorer, some confirmation from other posters would add credibility to the Explorer reports. I recall a few years ago some posters raised the BS flan regarding Monkey Paw and his reports. Monkey Paw responded by meeting many of us (including me). He is real and I believe his reports. Maybe we need a series of multiple girls pictures taken by Explorer with a single Explorer possession in each picture (e.g., MP's stuffed bear).

I sometimes wonder about Explorer comments regarding what the girls say to each other. In my experience, groups of Thai girls speak Thai to each other. Explorer has never said anything about his ability to speak Thai, but he knows what they say.

Overall, I think there is a thread of truth to the Explorer reports, but the details have been greatly exaggerated.

Hmmm. A lot of issues there.

Why I didn't take the two ladies to Koh Samui? There was the issue of the 3800 baht per test per lady, but the killer was the hotel sending me a notice that 2 weeks of quarantine was required. I went to Koh Larn instead.

On the 200,000 baht per month issue, I should just say that I have money, and leave it there. The bigger issue for me is alcohol consumption, I think I drank an entire bottle of whiskey yesterday.

On 5 times a day, I don't fuck every lady that comes over, sometimes it's just foreplay.

On "horny" ladies, my point is that I know that bargirls fake it, but I am seeing signs that some of them really are horny. It's difficult to understand the situation that these ladies are, they have few customers (almost no one cancels on me), they live in rooms supplied by their bar, so they can't have visitors, they can't go out much since they are unvaccinated, and they have no money. Before someone points out that I have reported that some of the ladies have boyfriends, they are the exception, most of the ladies don't have regular access to dick. I am trying to get the word out to the ladies that they shouldn't bother doing shows for me. I understand that not every lady is in the mood every day, so no need to fake it.

My Thai is limited, but not zero.

You suggest that I am lonely. No shit. There is a pandemic here, and nowhere to go. My alternative is to watch TV or sit on my balcony and watch the ships go by. Let me ask you: if you had $, were shut in due to an epidemic, and knew a bunch of broke ladies, what would you do? Everyone here is bored out of their minds.

Plus, some of the ladies clean my place. One lady last night asked me if she could clean her toilet.

As for photos of the ladies, some of them do have sponsors, so they would be pissed if I got White Knighted. But, I have repeatedly posted photos of the ladies at Maggie Mays and related bars, they are the core of those who come over. I won't say which of them come over.

[HorseTrader]

Where are the mongers who are in Pattaya right now who are posting that it is not possible to get so many ladies to their place? Until I read such reports I have no reason to doubt Explorer.

From the girl supply side, I'm sure it is possible and 1000 THB per girl per day seems believable. Pattaya is a town that has been full of low cost hookers for decades. Remove >90% of the customers and the prices will go down.

What I question is "why?" Explorer wanted to take 2 girls to Koh Samui but didn't take the trip due to cost of COVID testing, but, he spends about 7000 baht per day on hookers and alcohol (5 girls at 1000 baht each plus perhaps 2000 baht alcohol and incidentals). The money adds up, perhaps 210,000 baht per month (6,300 USD per month or 5,400 Euros). That's a lot of money for a man who isn't working (or not working many hours) and is young enough to fuck 5 times a day.

Explorer implies (and maybe states) that girls getting naked and rubbing pussies in his face is because they are horny, I'll raise the BS flag on that one. These girls are working actresses who assume getting naked and doing various sex acts is part of the gig.

I can't imagine that having sex 5 times per day every day is at all fun. I just don't understand how any man would enjoy that lifestyle, even if his cock could survive the load. Perhaps he is lonely and his only options are hookers.

I've never seen any monger reports that they have met Explorer, some confirmation from other posters would add credibility to the Explorer reports. I recall a few years ago some posters raised the BS flan regarding Monkey Paw and his reports. Monkey Paw responded by meeting many of us (including me). He is real and I believe his reports. Maybe we need a series of multiple girls pictures taken by Explorer with a single Explorer possession in each picture (e.g., MP's stuffed bear).

I sometimes wonder about Explorer comments regarding what the girls say to each other. In my experience, groups of Thai girls speak Thai to each other. Explorer has never said anything about his ability to speak Thai, but he knows what they say.

Overall, I think there is a thread of truth to the Explorer reports, but the details have been greatly exaggerated.

[Danny Duck]

500 baht girls are everywhere in Pattaya no doubt.

There's good reason they accept 500 baht.

[Danny Duck]

I meant MP is not a fake, Explorer and his other avatars are.

Am I the only one who Fancies attractive pretty girls.

I don't want old chunky who work in Factory.

I'm willing to pay 3,000 for above in agogo bar. No worries.

[XXL]

I stand corrected, but having spent a great deal of time in Pattaya since 1995, admittedly not since COVID, I still doubt the exploits of explorer.

I meant MP is not a fake, Explorer and his other avatars are.

[Goferring]

Where are the mongers who are in Pattaya right now who are posting that it is not possible to get so many ladies to their place?....

Probably drowning in pussy too. 😜.

I don't get a vote because I'm not there but it's basic math. Pattaya had a gazillion hookers before. Many went home as business collapsed so there are probably only half a gazillion left. Add in the broke semi pros and civilians now desperate for money. These are divided amongst the 3 guys still in town. Now the odds are pretty good for anyone still there.

My calcs may be off by a few digits but you get the idea.

Now, the stamina required is another question. Performing like that day after day after day is way beyond me unless significant doses of horse tranquilizers are involved.

Regardless, it makes interesting reading. What do others want? Fascinating stories about the visa situation or immunisation levels?

Enjoy. G.

[Turgid]

I stand corrected, but having spent a great deal of time in Pattaya since 1995, admittedly not since COVID, I still doubt the exploits of explorer.

Where are the mongers who are in Pattaya right now who are posting that it is not possible to get so many ladies to their place? Until I read such reports I have no reason to doubt Explorer.

[Mr Enternational]

Covid has changed everything in Pattaya, if you know the ladies, its great. Maybe a first timer would be disappointed.

Nothing has changed. That has always been the case. It is just that most guys insisted on going to bars and paying barfines to get girls before, when that was never needed. There is nothing being said or done now that I have not said repeatedly in all these years.

[Crazy4Thai]

Is this the return of Monkey Paw, a reincarnation or a clone?

Easy to tell the difference. MP was readable and wrote with some level of variety.

[Explorer8939]

I stand corrected, but having spent a great deal of time in Pattaya since 1995, admittedly not since COVID, I still doubt the exploits of explorer.

I'm just posting what is happening here. But it's all not great. Tonight I had 2 ladies come, and one was obnoxious. One lady was obviously hot to go, I took her into the bedroom for some One-on-one, and the other lady was knocking on the door for no obvious reason. How do I know the lady was hot to go? She sat naked on the sofa with her legs apart, and her pussy was wet to the touch.

I had to go the toilet eventually and I heard a knock on the bathroom door. When I opened it, the obnoxious lady was sitting naked on my kitchen garbage can, with the lid open. As in, peeing in my garbage can.

The whole night went like that. I sent them home early, and have another pair coming for the night. Let's hope this goes better.

Covid has changed everything in Pattaya, if you know the ladies, it’s great. Maybe a first timer would be disappointed.