Pattaya Reports

[Explorer8939]

Thanks. This is a much clearer picture of whether it is busy or not in Pattaya. As opposed to "I had to wait one time 15 minutes for a Bolt so that means Pattaya is so busy. ".

Before and during Songkran, wait times for Bolt were interminable. Now Bolt is quick and cheap.

It's the usual Low Season vs High Season situation.

[SubCmdr]

Transportation

The Baht Bus is great if your destination is on or within walking distance of the route.

If all you are doing is hanging out in the tourist district of central Pattaya, there is no reason to worry about space on the Baht Bus. If fact, there is never a reason to worry about space on the Baht Bus. If it is full you just wait for the next one. But head into greater Pattaya during high season and you will experience what I have described in previous posts about the having Baht Busses pass you because they are packed with people.

Bolt is great. Door to door service. Comfortable. Of course if you cannot afford to use it stick with the Baht Bus. I have never paid more than 200 THB for a ride to my destination via Bolt. During my time in Pattaya, the cost difference between the Baht Bus and Bolt has never been a concern or worry of mine. When I am loaded down with packages (because of a shopping spree where I am getting respect for my cards like in the movie Pretty Woman) after shopping with my Thai girl, it makes sense not to pile onto the Bath Bus. Someone mentioned it is hot in Pattaya now. They were right.

Does the Bhat Bus have air conditioning?

[WhatIsLoveBaby]

Hello.

Is there a place like Phrom Phong Bangkok but in Pattaya.

I mean not really a massage shop, most likely a small soapy parlor.

A place where there are like 10 girls. You chose one and the price and you go upstair in a room do your things.

[Forty Drinks]

Thanks. This is a much clearer picture of whether it is busy or not in Pattaya. As opposed to "I had to wait one time 15 minutes for a Bolt so that means Pattaya is so busy. ".

Is Bolt less than 10 baht. Hahaha.

In the many moons I've been going to Pattaya worrying about space on baht bus is not even a Concern.

Once I'll got passed by a Bus with 30 indians. Outlier peep.

[Explorer8939]

Thanks. This is a much clearer picture of whether it is busy or not in Pattaya. As opposed to "I had to wait one time 15 minutes for a Bolt so that means Pattaya is so busy. ".

Post Songkran, wait times for Bolt are very reasonable. But traffic is still terrible, probably due to Chinese tour buses, but also population growth in Pattaya.

I taxied it to Maggie Mays yesterday, and was surprised to see yet another cousin of Honey / Cindy / Plai working there (the ladies from Laos). Looking around Soi Pothole, it wasn't quiet, still plenty of customers.

[CaliGuy33]

Waiting for BOLT taxi: 5 minutes. No more having Baht Bus pass me because they are packed. I am having to wait for the Baht Bus to leave at start of route points.

Foot traffic on Beach Road is much lower. The amount of customers in my favorite restaurants are lower. High season is over in my Pattaya.

Today is April 22,2024.

In order to provide better intelligence about prices for those who seek it: The baht bas costs 10 THB.

Thanks. This is a much clearer picture of whether it is busy or not in Pattaya. As opposed to "I had to wait one time 15 minutes for a Bolt so that means Pattaya is so busy. ".

[SubCmdr]

Waiting for BOLT taxi: 5 minutes. No more having Baht Bus pass me because they are packed. I am having to wait for the Baht Bus to leave at start of route points.

Foot traffic on Beach Road is much lower. The amount of customers in my favorite restaurants are lower. High season is over in my Pattaya.

Today is April 22,2024.

In order to provide better intelligence about prices for those who seek it: The baht bas costs 10 THB.

I was hoping Pattaya would be quieter after Songkran, but I had to wait 15 minutes for a Bolt taxi.

Maybe tomorrow (Monday) will be the start of Low Season, but last year, it was busy until May 1.

[Forty Drinks]

So hotel occupancy was down in Pattaya during Songkran.

Rich Kings and Queens didn't show up like they thought.

Lots of Rice Farmers did show up though. Was it any Surprise.

I saw on Livestream lots of Ugly Portly Thai Woman's having the time of their lives. So there's that.

[Lone Punter]

Quote:"Desperate time calls for desperate measures. Even esthetically challenge girls like her need to eat. I was happy to have given money to feed herself for a few weeks. Afterwards, I was broke as a bum, so I ate some chicken hot-dogs from 7-11 with siracha mayo. ".

Maybe senor Mexicant could poste a picture or two of himself so that the readers of this forum get a better understanding of his standarts.

LP from the Holy City of Pattaya.

[SubCmdr]

Confused. Were you more thrilled that ALL the girls got on stage or that the stage went up and down?

The only way you could be confused is if you have never been to Kink. Is that the case?

I am confused by your confusion. The answer to your question is here:

Kink (agogo) LK Metro
Then the best part occurs! All the girls get on stage and it lowers. Oh yeah! A show to behold and I am taking those 20 THB notes and making it rain.

I do not know how to put it any clearer in the English language than that!

If I put out exactly what I actually saw on the stage it would spoil it. In my opinion it is:

The wonder of Pattaya is the plethora of choices,

The man is giving you some ALPHA here.

The reason there are so many choices of venue types and sub-types is that each has its own customer base. "One man's trash is another man's treasure", as the saying goes. So I am also puzzled why you would stick to one place instead of exploring the other ones. 2 weeks would be barely enough to try out enough places to conclude there is nothing in town to your liking!

I tip my hat to you LocalExplorer This is a straight drop the bat and watch walk off home run.

[LoveItHere]

Kink (agogo) LK Metro Complete nakedness is what I like to see when I am in a club. That or sexy outfits.

Then the best part occurs! All the girls get on stage and it lowers. Oh yeah! A show to behold and I am taking those 20 THB notes and making it rain. I get her a drink and the getting aquatinted phase starts. Chemistry is hella good! But the prices to take that chemistry beyond the club are not. The Cmdr is getting weak. But he just cannot justify the numbers to make it happen.

Prices? I have no idea. When I go out to have fun; I do not worry about chump change money like drink prices. I go out to have fun!

Confused. Were you more thrilled that ALL the girls got on stage or that the stage went up and down?

You could not justify the prices to take her home. You just could not justify the numbers to make it happen. Next you try to tell us that you had no idea what the prices were and when you go out to have fun you do not worry about chump change.

You do not see the issue with your post? Curious why you do not inform us about the price of the girl at that bar because that would actually be some real intel.

[ElMexicant]

After being disappointed from what I saw at LK, I was a bit desperate for the rest of the night. I had already popped at WS earlier and time was running out on the rigidity of my hardness. Found a not so pretty, may even call her ugly, but please don't call her homely, girl off TF. It was a last ditch effort to salvage my evening. Charmed her with my famous pick up line I always use. She wanted mucho dinero for ST above the 2000 range, but not more than 3000. Maybe she was offended by my smile or the gangs signs I threw in my pics. Still gave me her LINE contact though. With that, I offered her 4 K to make a homemade porn flick with camera close ups and all. She hopped right on over. Add one more to my Noodle Mag account. That salvaged my night. Desperate time calls for desperate measures. Even esthetically challenge girls like her need to eat. I was happy to have given money to feed herself for a few weeks. Afterwards, I was broke as a bum, so I ate some chicken hot-dogs from 7-11 with siracha mayo. Sabrosito! Tomorrow, I will go to the temple and beg for rice and a box of Mama noodles.

[Explorer8939]

I was hoping Pattaya would be quieter after Songkran, but I had to wait 15 minutes for a Bolt taxi.

Maybe tomorrow (Monday) will be the start of Low Season, but last year, it was busy until May 1.

[LocalExplorer]

Soi 6 is not relaxing.

I spent 2 weeks on Soi 6. Hated it and I was not the only one.

The wonder of Pattaya is the plethora of choices, and not a universally guaranteed high quality of girls and services. The reason there are so many choices of venue types and sub-types is that each has it's own customer base. "One man's trash is another man's treasure", as the saying goes. So I am also puzzled why you would stick to one place instead of exploring the other ones. 2 weeks would be barely enough to try out enough places to conclude there is nothing in town to your liking!

Personally, I don't see any allure in Soi 6. Last time I was there, the girls were young, but pretty ugly. I can find a lot of 30-35 year-old women in town who are more physically attractive! Plus, younger girls (especially the hot ones) tend to be much more disinterested, moody and laser-focused on fleecing you, without necessarily making you happy along the way. And the service was industrial-level mechanical!

But that's just me! Others have other viewpoints, and that's fine! Sometime places also change: my favourite place from last time went downhill so much, that this time one visit was enough.

[SubCmdr]

Kink (agogo) LK Metro

Entered and went to the 2nd level. Got a nice table right in front of the stage. Ordered a drink. Scanned the girls in the club. When I enter a club I only need to find one that is attractive to me. I do not worry about what my mates that I am rolling with think. Caught the eye of a lovely Thai girl with the body of a Latina. She moved like that also. Complete nakedness is what I like to see when I am in a club. That or sexy outfits. So, the (mamason) is selling packets of 20 THB notes. I get one and start having fun with them. Tipping the girl that caught my eye.

Then the best part occurs! All the girls get on stage and it lowers. Oh yeah! A show to behold and I am taking those 20 THB notes and making it rain. Stage comes back up and the girl I have my eye one comes over to me naked and sits down. I get her a drink and the getting aquatinted phase starts. Chemistry is hella good! But the prices to take that chemistry beyond the club are not. She heads back on stage. More tipping and fun like that. She comes back over to the table. Another drink. The Cmdr is getting weak. But he just cannot justify the numbers to make it happen. She heads back on stage. It lowers again. I finish making it rain with the remaining 20 THB notes that I have. After I run out, I exit stage right.

Prices? I have no idea. When I go out to have fun; I do not worry about chump change money like drink prices. I go out to have fun! Besides it is not like I am going to buy 40 drinks. One or two for me and one or two for the girl that interests me and I'm good. I had a great time! I will return. Further reports of my adventures in the LK Metro area to follow.

Live long and may the pussy be with you, always!