Pattaya Reports

[ThaiGoodTimes]

This is the way I treat all of my acquaintances as well. I'll be missing for a year and walk in and be glomed by the women I know. LOL Way to go, ThaiGoodTimes. Always treat people with respect.

Glomed?

What is that?

I haven't heard that term before.

[Danubius]

Do any of you have firsthand experiences with Sideline / Fiwfans girls in Pattaya, or is that since limited to Bangkok? Thanks!

[AmPervert]

...I'm polite, engaging, and I don't call them or make them feel like, they are "prostitutes" as you call them...

This is the way I treat all of my acquaintances as well. I'll be missing for a year and walk in and be glomed by the women I know. LOL Way to go, ThaiGoodTimes. Always treat people with respect.

[Explorer8939]

IMO the definition of "extras" is bringing you to orgasm (also referred to as 'happy happy'j with any combination of a HJ, BJ, or FS. With this definition a discrete HJ after an oil massage is certainly a more available option at the more "legit" places.

One time I went to a legit massage place in Patts that I passed all the time, and just wanted to try. They handed me a binder to review, and one of the pages said in big letters "NO SEX". I asked them if they thought I looked dangerous LOL..

Generally, the bigger shops on Beach Road, Second Road and other major streets are legit. Small shops on side streets, not so much. Uniforms are also a mark of a legit shop.

[Berrys66]

https://aseannow.com/topic/1247812-p...rules-relaxed/

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[Breadman]

So I met this little spinner, all 5'0" and 100 lbs. Little cutie who was trained by someone in how to do a proper BJ, not the best I've had but tries her best. Best I've ever had was an Elisha Cuthburt lookalike in Germany who put a dozen paper towels between my legs to soak up all of the spit. This cutie came in a close second but more of a porno gag puke factor. We started and almost instantly it there was a downpour and her eyes were watering. So what's a guy to do? Why take her into the bathroom and sit her on the toilet so things are easier washed down the drain. That worked for 10 minutes but I got tired of standing there. Although the mirror being right there was a perfect location. So after awhile I took a bath towel into the bedroom and covered the sheets and away she went again. Blowing bubbles from the spit working its way around her mouth and then letting out a good gush. Eventually I broke her, she said I can't do this anymore. So took the soaked towel off the bed and proceeded to have the main event. Let her climb on top and right away she grinds herself to an orgasm. Turn her around and watched that cute little ass pound away. As I'm laying there I reach over and grab the lube and lube up the thumb. And slowly worked it into her ass. Once it popped in and she felt it pop in she gave the 'NO' command so out he came. After that I flipped her around and started some doggy. And that cute little asshole kept looking at me. So out came the lube and the thumb but this time I timed it so the thumb was slowly working its way in when she rocked back. Giving her that double penetration feel. She really started to enjoy it so figured why not. So pulled out little breadman and pushed the head slowly into her ass with some lube. Didn't get a no this time and once the head made its way in she became a sex freak, started pounding harder and harder. Did several other positions, carefully moving her so as not to cause any undue pain. Even did the in one hole for several thrusts and then into the other hole for a few, back and forth. Hard to find these gems but they are out there.

And a P.S. My condo has one of those tiny tiny plastic kid chairs and I had placed it in the bathroom under the sink just for the BJ but at the last minute just put the lid down on the toilet and had her sit down. Always remember that gentlemen, the lid should always be down for the ladies.

[Sunlover2]

By extras I'm assuming you mean FS. Has this been your personal experience in Pattaya? I'm by no means an expert on "legit" oilies but it certainly hasn't been mine. Not even close to 99%.

For newer guys who don't know, asking for an oil massage is your way of telling the girl you want FS.

IMO the definition of "extras" is bringing you to orgasm (also referred to as 'happy happy'j with any combination of a HJ, BJ, or FS. With this definition a discrete HJ after an oil massage is certainly a more available option at the more "legit" places.

One time I went to a legit massage place in Patts that I passed all the time, and just wanted to try. They handed me a binder to review, and one of the pages said in big letters "NO SEX". I asked them if they thought I looked dangerous LOL.

SL.

[Banana Boi]

99% of massage shops in pats will offer extras if you get oil massage. Even the ones that look "legit" on main streets etc.

By extras I'm assuming you mean FS. Has this been your personal experience in Pattaya? I'm by no means an expert on "legit" oilies but it certainly hasn't been mine. Not even close to 99%.

For newer guys who don't know, asking for an oil massage is your way of telling the girl you want FS.

[IHeartIpa]

I'll be back in Pattaya in March after a six year break.

I've got a few questions.

1. I haven't read a lot on here about massage-with-extras places? I remember there used to be lots on Soi Honey and surrounding streets. Are they still there? What kind of prices are we talking these days?.

99% of massage shops in pats will offer extras if you get oil massage. Even the ones that look "legit" on main streets etc.

[Mr Enternational]

1. I haven't read a lot on here about massage-with-extras places? I remember there used to be lots on Soi Honey and surrounding streets. Are they still there? What kind of prices are we talking these days?

You have always paid what you negotiate. Never been a reason to pay more than 1000 baht all in.

[Banana Boi]

Barfines and amounts for girls at gogo bars, massage joints, soapies, beer bars, Soi 6, G clubs, BJ bars, etc haven't changed all that much since you were there 6 years ago from pre-COVID. Maybe 100 baht more barfine on Soi 6 and the introduction of staggered barfines and the model scam in gogo bars. What has changed are the amount you pay for lady drinks. Walking Street gogo bars used to be 80 baht a ladydrink in 2015 and 200 baht pre-COVID. Post COVID there are far fewer customers so you can negotiate with girls much harder to get better rates. Use Fiwfans as a comparison where you can get gogo girls at 1200 baht per hour now.

[Sir Lancelot]

I'll be back in Pattaya in March after a six year break.

I've got a few questions.

1. I haven't read a lot on here about massage-with-extras places? I remember there used to be lots on Soi Honey and surrounding streets. Are they still there? What kind of prices are we talking these days?

2. Secondly, I know bars are currently 'restaurants' but after reading back 50 pages I can't find a lot of info on bar-fine / ST / LT costs.

3. I'm reading about places like Camel Toe, Tree Town on here etc. Which are the go-to places?

I will post a lengthy diary about my trip.

[Banana Boi]

Saw this and had to post it. The old Ninja agogo is now named Slutz. Some of my best times in Pattaya 2015-2017 were at Ninja. Great talent back then.

Watched a YouTube video posted today of Soi 6. Don't usually watch these videos but was curious. The bars which were open were busier than I expected in the middle of the afternoon. Soi 6 was never super busy in the day time anyways. It was odd the all the open bars were in the middle of the soi while the bars near Beach Road and Second were all closed.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

No I am not cheap Charlie. I pretty love to buy ladydrinks for my barfine. I prefer to be sober , i usually drink just coke or soda. It doesnt matter what you drink as long as you buy ladydrinks. Here there is a common problem. Girls are extremely stuck up. This is not only me, many will repeat same. Unless you are reasonably young and handsome, you have almost no luck with beautiful Thai girls. Apparently I don't meet their so called criteria. For me, Beautiful Thai girls mean a girl between 18-23 years old ,slim or at least not overweight , has a decent face and of course has no baby damage. I won't dress suit to fuck a prostitutes from bar. I don't date with my girlfriend. Here is hot, and slippers, shorts and T-shirts are common clothes. It seems That, For some people, extremely picky girls are pretty normal. But I have known Thailand since almost 2005. Things are getting worse in terms of mongering here everyday.

I am going to totally disagree, as here in Phuket is still just fine.

I was just out tonight in Rawai, an unusual occurrence.

And here is my proof of what is available.

How about a tiny petite SYT Isaan spinner, 19 yo, pretty and also as cute as a button, with totally no baby damage.

Two lady drinks enjoyed, then moved happily to a ST upstairs in the room above the bar, LT also available.

Sensational one hour session.

At the end we worked out a price, as there had been zero prior discussion.

I asked how much, she says what do I want to give her.

I don't answer, instead I open my wallet.

I then give her 1000 baht.

She doesn't complain visually or verbally at all.

No sign of any issue at all from her, it is all OK.

I then give her an extra 500 baht as a tip, as she has been awesome.

Her face lights up and she is now extra happy as.

I go downstairs, she stays there and cleans the room.

I settle the bar bill, 300 for the two ladydrinks, 90 for my beer, and 300 for the ST room.

As I finish paying up she comes downstairs, a full on DFK in the bar follows, initiated by her, and then I am out of there.

To return for sure.

I am walking on air!

And no, I am not 30's and gods gift to girls.

I'm 50+++, overweight but a grey haired "lor" (handsome), and I can 'pud Thai nid noi".

I'm polite, engaging, and I don't call them or make them feel like, they are "prostitutes" as you call them.

Its pretty clear to me that if you treat them like you discuss them here, then there are not going to be many that you fit their criteria.

[Explorer8939]

No place is as good for mongering as it was 20 years ago. That's one of the downsides of getting old.

I had the best mongering of my life this summer when the bars were closed, but maybe that's just me.

Anyway, there is nothing good that comes out of a post bemoaning Pattaya, compared with 20 years ago, unless you are selling time machines.