Pattaya Reports

[Cool]

I am going to totally disagree, as here in Phuket is still just fine.

I was just out tonight in Rawai, an unusual occurrence.

And here is my proof of what is available.

How about a tiny petite SYT Isaan spinner, 19 yo, pretty and also as cute as a button, with totally no baby damage.

Two lady drinks enjoyed, then moved happily to a ST upstairs in the room above the bar, LT also available.

Sensational one hour session.

At the end we worked out a price, as there had been zero prior discussion.

I asked how much, she says what do I want to give her.

I don't answer, instead I open my wallet.

I then give her 1000 baht..

I tip 80% of the time for good service. But 500 kinda steep for short time. I probably would be giving those tips to hotties who spent the whole weekend with me. Unless your rich or price nearly free some guys would say a guy with finite resources would be giving his money away considering it could add up and you end up cheating yourself out of future bar fines. If you did that all week you just cheated yourself out of 3.5 ladies for that week. I wonder how much millionaires and weekend millionaires tip $200 go go girls before C19.

[Mr Enternational]

When I was last in Phuket I would get a massage from a woman about once a week. After a bit she started to give me a handjob. She just started doing it. I didn't know how much to tip and think I gave her 300 baht. What would have been fair?

That was fair.

[Horatio]

When I was last in Phuket I would get a massage from a woman about once a week. After a bit she started to give me a handjob. She just started doing it. I didn't know how much to tip and think I gave her 300 baht. What would have been fair? I didn't want to be a cheap Charlie but also was on a budget and wanted to watch my money.

You'll have a GF for life if you pay her 1000 for a HJ. For massage joints HJ should be included in the oily but make sure you tip the girl 100-300 if she does not charge you extra. Some may ask for 500 extra for HJ but negotiate that down to 100-300 and don't tip after. If she's hot enough and you'd like to see her again I'd tip on the higher end. Someone who actually asks for HJ specifically can correct me.



Still reminds me of when my buddy came to visit me in 2016. His first night in Thailand. Before we walked in to Sapphire I gave him a handful of bills so he could have some fun. Next thing I knew he had a ton of girls and waitresses all around him. I thought wow he's a stud! Nope, he handed 1 gogo girl 1000 baht just for fun so she immediately told all her friends and they all swarmed like vampires to blood. I asked him why he did that. He said isn't 1000 baht like a few dollars?

[Explorer8939]

Windmill is open now.

I can't believe they are serving food. Somebody please tell me when bars stop requiring ATK tests for entry, so I can go back to Pattaya.

[Banana Boi]

You'll have a GF for life if you pay her 1000 for a HJ. For massage joints HJ should be included in the oily but make sure you tip the girl 100-300 if she does not charge you extra. Some may ask for 500 extra for HJ but negotiate that down to 100-300 and don't tip after. If she's hot enough and you'd like to see her again I'd tip on the higher end. Someone who actually asks for HJ specifically can correct me.

If you're willing to pay $1000 for a handjob, I'll personally deliver you a bunch of girls to choose from

Still reminds me of when my buddy came to visit me in 2016. His first night in Thailand. Before we walked in to Sapphire I gave him a handful of bills so he could have some fun. Next thing I knew he had a ton of girls and waitresses all around him. I thought wow he's a stud! Nope, he handed 1 gogo girl 1000 baht just for fun so she immediately told all her friends and they all swarmed like vampires to blood. I asked him why he did that. He said isn't 1000 baht like a few dollars?

[Crocodilexp]

I was going to ask where in Pattaya someone here might have experienced a good "happy ending" massage. Don't really feel like FS per se but a nice massage followed by a happy ending may be nice. Price for this should be $1000 all in?

If you're willing to pay $1000 for a handjob, I'll personally deliver you a bunch of girls to choose from, wherever in Thailand you happen to be.

[JohnnieBravo]

By extras I'm assuming you mean FS. Has this been your personal experience in Pattaya? I'm by no means an expert on "legit" oilies but it certainly hasn't been mine. Not even close to 99%.

For newer guys who don't know, asking for an oil massage is your way of telling the girl you want FS.

I was going to ask where in Pattaya someone here might have experienced a good "happy ending" massage. Don't really feel like FS per se but a nice massage followed by a happy ending may be nice. Price for this should be $1000 all in?

Thanks.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Verb.

Glaum (third-person singular simple present glaums, present participle glauming, simple past and past participle glaumed).

(Scotland) To grope with the hands, as in the dark.

(Scotland) To grasp or snatch (at).

Synonyms.

(grope with the hands): fumble, grubble; see also Thesaurus: feel around.

(grasp, snatch): clutch, grab; see also Thesaurus: grasp.

SS.

Thanks.

I get it now.

[Sam Sanuk]

Glomed?

What is that?

I haven't heard that term before.

Verb.

Glaum (third-person singular simple present glaums, present participle glauming, simple past and past participle glaumed).

(Scotland) To grope with the hands, as in the dark.

(Scotland) To grasp or snatch (at).

Synonyms.

(grope with the hands): fumble, grubble; see also Thesaurus: feel around.

(grasp, snatch): clutch, grab; see also Thesaurus: grasp.

SS.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

This is the way I treat all of my acquaintances as well. I'll be missing for a year and walk in and be glomed by the women I know. LOL Way to go, ThaiGoodTimes. Always treat people with respect.

Glomed?

What is that?

I haven't heard that term before.

[Danubius]

Do any of you have firsthand experiences with Sideline / Fiwfans girls in Pattaya, or is that since limited to Bangkok? Thanks!

[AmPervert]

...I'm polite, engaging, and I don't call them or make them feel like, they are "prostitutes" as you call them...

This is the way I treat all of my acquaintances as well. I'll be missing for a year and walk in and be glomed by the women I know. LOL Way to go, ThaiGoodTimes. Always treat people with respect.

[Explorer8939]

IMO the definition of "extras" is bringing you to orgasm (also referred to as 'happy happy'j with any combination of a HJ, BJ, or FS. With this definition a discrete HJ after an oil massage is certainly a more available option at the more "legit" places.

One time I went to a legit massage place in Patts that I passed all the time, and just wanted to try. They handed me a binder to review, and one of the pages said in big letters "NO SEX". I asked them if they thought I looked dangerous LOL..

Generally, the bigger shops on Beach Road, Second Road and other major streets are legit. Small shops on side streets, not so much. Uniforms are also a mark of a legit shop.

[Berrys66]

https://aseannow.com/topic/1247812-p...rules-relaxed/

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[Breadman]

So I met this little spinner, all 5'0" and 100 lbs. Little cutie who was trained by someone in how to do a proper BJ, not the best I've had but tries her best. Best I've ever had was an Elisha Cuthburt lookalike in Germany who put a dozen paper towels between my legs to soak up all of the spit. This cutie came in a close second but more of a porno gag puke factor. We started and almost instantly it there was a downpour and her eyes were watering. So what's a guy to do? Why take her into the bathroom and sit her on the toilet so things are easier washed down the drain. That worked for 10 minutes but I got tired of standing there. Although the mirror being right there was a perfect location. So after awhile I took a bath towel into the bedroom and covered the sheets and away she went again. Blowing bubbles from the spit working its way around her mouth and then letting out a good gush. Eventually I broke her, she said I can't do this anymore. So took the soaked towel off the bed and proceeded to have the main event. Let her climb on top and right away she grinds herself to an orgasm. Turn her around and watched that cute little ass pound away. As I'm laying there I reach over and grab the lube and lube up the thumb. And slowly worked it into her ass. Once it popped in and she felt it pop in she gave the 'NO' command so out he came. After that I flipped her around and started some doggy. And that cute little asshole kept looking at me. So out came the lube and the thumb but this time I timed it so the thumb was slowly working its way in when she rocked back. Giving her that double penetration feel. She really started to enjoy it so figured why not. So pulled out little breadman and pushed the head slowly into her ass with some lube. Didn't get a no this time and once the head made its way in she became a sex freak, started pounding harder and harder. Did several other positions, carefully moving her so as not to cause any undue pain. Even did the in one hole for several thrusts and then into the other hole for a few, back and forth. Hard to find these gems but they are out there.

And a P.S. My condo has one of those tiny tiny plastic kid chairs and I had placed it in the bathroom under the sink just for the BJ but at the last minute just put the lid down on the toilet and had her sit down. Always remember that gentlemen, the lid should always be down for the ladies.