Pattaya Reports

[Zahle]

Thanks for the report.

What is "LBM" and what is "tug".

Just a quick observation while having my hot dog and fries outside the trailer wagon to Treetown. Personally, I can see why Omicron spread so quickly it is one big outside beer bar supposedly serving food. Many of you most likely read the news that a month ago 400 plus venues apply for restaurant license if the process of obtaining a license to operate a local mini-mart to sell liquor and cig are similar I don't see anyone being turn down. The biggest attraction to Treetown is new so call largest of the largest new GC called Beach Club, it looks like one big outdoor I-Bar.

The requirement supposed if you enter you must be tested or have a recent test result to show but I would say the majority aren't and if so go through the motion as if they are?

As for GoGo's many are starting to open my personal belief the ones that are opening the owners are tied together with one way or another. In the L. K. Area, I would say about half are open, Catch Me, Sugar Sugar, Destiny, Bachelor, Lady Love, the doors and lights are opened it is like they either kept the stage or threw some large bean bag pillows and have the girls sit with clothes eye candy. Yes, you can pick and buy them drinks this seems to be their main objective.

Walking Street. Pinup was the first to open, but it is like I noted about regarding the setup, Door open lights on they want a test before you go in I heard the policy is inconsistent some are asked to take a new test some aren't I told the door guy I'm not going in just taking a look, it was crowded inside not really the thing I need to sit A / see lights dimmed looking at tit and ass.

Again I think these clubs who are opened now are tied one way or another, Skyfar, Fahrenheit, Tantra, Palace basically the same creative the use now of the word " Bistro " but I don't see a lot of food?

Places are opening rumors it is now or never some just defy the rules and don't care because the money they are losing is more than the fines. Many are saying this time once we open unless the sky falls we aren't closing! Things are changing for me this isn't my scene just total cat and mouse.

When it comes to massages that have been my thing for many years, the hunt is the same for guys looking on the internet. Prior to Covid and GoGos, unless there was something exceptional and LBM has to have it at any cost sure I brought drinks but I would just look at the steak and leave and find myself a hamburger at a massage shop. I've had hit and misses but I've found some that are 10 times better than what I might get at a GoGo.

As the noted majority of the ones on Beach Road with uniforms are legit but if I see a face and body I like I usually do a foot chit-chat small talk if they offer or suggest you a Thai massage or oil your on first base. There are a few on the 2nd road behind WS. That dress in uniforms but gone through my process and have gotten lucky. Asking for exactly where that is a tough question to answer Pattaya isn't like Bangkok personally wish there were more options like BKK.

Finding places to give you a tug isn't going to be hard on Soi Baukhao getting a decent massage prior is rare you have a better chance with an older lady. But for a tug, you must stink like hell for one not to offer in my opinion. I never go for a tug it is FS or nothing, Tugs are usually 500, FS is 800-1000 usually 200 for the shop. Before I enter the shop I usually make sure I get a minimum of a half-decent massage during that massage somehow our conversation gets into what I expect if they don't agree then massage and I move on with a smile. In some of my best sessions, I had to put in a bit of work once I pick one said no extra she gave a great massage said she had a BF, I came back a number of times for her massage 2 months later was at heavens gate.

When it comes to Massage it is all hit and miss today I have a handful that I meet up with ST rooms throughout town. Gogo is just floor play.

Kinnarree is open I was there just before Christmas on a Sat, food day, packed with old guys like me but the selection was weak even for me, backed 20th, non-food, spoke to the manager said they were closed right after Christmas one of the staff bartenders got tested positive 2 weeks everyone is tested every 5-7 days. This time not many customers but again the lineup was weak but it is open!

Things are certainly changing, everytime we take a positive step forward it is 10 steps back hopefully this time things are different? Enjoy!

[LittleBigMan]

Just a quick observation while having my hot dog and fries outside the trailer wagon to Treetown. Personally, I can see why Omicron spread so quickly it is one big outside beer bar supposedly serving food. Many of you most likely read the news that a month ago 400 plus venues apply for restaurant license if the process of obtaining a license to operate a local mini-mart to sell liquor and cig are similar I don't see anyone being turn down. The biggest attraction to Treetown is new so call largest of the largest new GC called Beach Club, it looks like one big outdoor I-Bar.

The requirement supposed if you enter you must be tested or have a recent test result to show but I would say the majority aren't and if so go through the motion as if they are?

As for GoGo's many are starting to open my personal belief the ones that are opening the owners are tied together with one way or another. In the L. K. Area, I would say about half are open, Catch Me, Sugar Sugar, Destiny, Bachelor, Lady Love, the doors and lights are opened it is like they either kept the stage or threw some large bean bag pillows and have the girls sit with clothes eye candy. Yes, you can pick and buy them drinks this seems to be their main objective.

Walking Street. Pinup was the first to open, but it is like I noted about regarding the setup, Door open lights on they want a test before you go in I heard the policy is inconsistent some are asked to take a new test some aren't I told the door guy I'm not going in just taking a look, it was crowded inside not really the thing I need to sit A / see lights dimmed looking at tit and ass.

Again I think these clubs who are opened now are tied one way or another, Skyfar, Fahrenheit, Tantra, Palace basically the same creative the use now of the word " Bistro " but I don't see a lot of food?

Places are opening rumors it is now or never some just defy the rules and don't care because the money they are losing is more than the fines. Many are saying this time once we open unless the sky falls we aren't closing! Things are changing for me this isn't my scene just total cat and mouse.

When it comes to massages that have been my thing for many years, the hunt is the same for guys looking on the internet. Prior to Covid and GoGos, unless there was something exceptional and LBM has to have it at any cost sure I brought drinks but I would just look at the steak and leave and find myself a hamburger at a massage shop. I've had hit and misses but I've found some that are 10 times better than what I might get at a GoGo.

As the noted majority of the ones on Beach Road with uniforms are legit but if I see a face and body I like I usually do a foot chit-chat small talk if they offer or suggest you a Thai massage or oil your on first base. There are a few on the 2nd road behind WS. That dress in uniforms but gone through my process and have gotten lucky. Asking for exactly where that is a tough question to answer Pattaya isn't like Bangkok personally wish there were more options like BKK.

Finding places to give you a tug isn't going to be hard on Soi Baukhao getting a decent massage prior is rare you have a better chance with an older lady. But for a tug, you must stink like hell for one not to offer in my opinion. I never go for a tug it is FS or nothing, Tugs are usually 500, FS is 800-1000 usually 200 for the shop. Before I enter the shop I usually make sure I get a minimum of a half-decent massage during that massage somehow our conversation gets into what I expect if they don't agree then massage and I move on with a smile. In some of my best sessions, I had to put in a bit of work once I pick one said no extra she gave a great massage said she had a BF, I came back a number of times for her massage 2 months later was at heavens gate.

When it comes to Massage it is all hit and miss today I have a handful that I meet up with ST rooms throughout town. Gogo is just floor play.

Kinnarree is open I was there just before Christmas on a Sat, food day, packed with old guys like me but the selection was weak even for me, backed 20th, non-food, spoke to the manager said they were closed right after Christmas one of the staff bartenders got tested positive 2 weeks everyone is tested every 5-7 days. This time not many customers but again the lineup was weak but it is open!

Things are certainly changing, everytime we take a positive step forward it is 10 steps back hopefully this time things are different? Enjoy!

[Cool]

I am going to totally disagree, as here in Phuket is still just fine.

I was just out tonight in Rawai, an unusual occurrence.

And here is my proof of what is available.

How about a tiny petite SYT Isaan spinner, 19 yo, pretty and also as cute as a button, with totally no baby damage.

Two lady drinks enjoyed, then moved happily to a ST upstairs in the room above the bar, LT also available.

Sensational one hour session.

At the end we worked out a price, as there had been zero prior discussion.

I asked how much, she says what do I want to give her.

I don't answer, instead I open my wallet.

I then give her 1000 baht..

I tip 80% of the time for good service. But 500 kinda steep for short time. I probably would be giving those tips to hotties who spent the whole weekend with me. Unless your rich or price nearly free some guys would say a guy with finite resources would be giving his money away considering it could add up and you end up cheating yourself out of future bar fines. If you did that all week you just cheated yourself out of 3.5 ladies for that week. I wonder how much millionaires and weekend millionaires tip $200 go go girls before C19.

[Mr Enternational]

When I was last in Phuket I would get a massage from a woman about once a week. After a bit she started to give me a handjob. She just started doing it. I didn't know how much to tip and think I gave her 300 baht. What would have been fair?

That was fair.

[Horatio]

When I was last in Phuket I would get a massage from a woman about once a week. After a bit she started to give me a handjob. She just started doing it. I didn't know how much to tip and think I gave her 300 baht. What would have been fair? I didn't want to be a cheap Charlie but also was on a budget and wanted to watch my money.

You'll have a GF for life if you pay her 1000 for a HJ. For massage joints HJ should be included in the oily but make sure you tip the girl 100-300 if she does not charge you extra. Some may ask for 500 extra for HJ but negotiate that down to 100-300 and don't tip after. If she's hot enough and you'd like to see her again I'd tip on the higher end. Someone who actually asks for HJ specifically can correct me.



Still reminds me of when my buddy came to visit me in 2016. His first night in Thailand. Before we walked in to Sapphire I gave him a handful of bills so he could have some fun. Next thing I knew he had a ton of girls and waitresses all around him. I thought wow he's a stud! Nope, he handed 1 gogo girl 1000 baht just for fun so she immediately told all her friends and they all swarmed like vampires to blood. I asked him why he did that. He said isn't 1000 baht like a few dollars?

[Explorer8939]

Windmill is open now.

I can't believe they are serving food. Somebody please tell me when bars stop requiring ATK tests for entry, so I can go back to Pattaya.

[Banana Boi]

You'll have a GF for life if you pay her 1000 for a HJ. For massage joints HJ should be included in the oily but make sure you tip the girl 100-300 if she does not charge you extra. Some may ask for 500 extra for HJ but negotiate that down to 100-300 and don't tip after. If she's hot enough and you'd like to see her again I'd tip on the higher end. Someone who actually asks for HJ specifically can correct me.

If you're willing to pay $1000 for a handjob, I'll personally deliver you a bunch of girls to choose from

Still reminds me of when my buddy came to visit me in 2016. His first night in Thailand. Before we walked in to Sapphire I gave him a handful of bills so he could have some fun. Next thing I knew he had a ton of girls and waitresses all around him. I thought wow he's a stud! Nope, he handed 1 gogo girl 1000 baht just for fun so she immediately told all her friends and they all swarmed like vampires to blood. I asked him why he did that. He said isn't 1000 baht like a few dollars?

[Crocodilexp]

I was going to ask where in Pattaya someone here might have experienced a good "happy ending" massage. Don't really feel like FS per se but a nice massage followed by a happy ending may be nice. Price for this should be $1000 all in?

If you're willing to pay $1000 for a handjob, I'll personally deliver you a bunch of girls to choose from, wherever in Thailand you happen to be.

[JohnnieBravo]

By extras I'm assuming you mean FS. Has this been your personal experience in Pattaya? I'm by no means an expert on "legit" oilies but it certainly hasn't been mine. Not even close to 99%.

For newer guys who don't know, asking for an oil massage is your way of telling the girl you want FS.

I was going to ask where in Pattaya someone here might have experienced a good "happy ending" massage. Don't really feel like FS per se but a nice massage followed by a happy ending may be nice. Price for this should be $1000 all in?

Thanks.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Verb.

Glaum (third-person singular simple present glaums, present participle glauming, simple past and past participle glaumed).

(Scotland) To grope with the hands, as in the dark.

(Scotland) To grasp or snatch (at).

Synonyms.

(grope with the hands): fumble, grubble; see also Thesaurus: feel around.

(grasp, snatch): clutch, grab; see also Thesaurus: grasp.

SS.

Thanks.

I get it now.

[Sam Sanuk]

Glomed?

What is that?

I haven't heard that term before.

Verb.

Glaum (third-person singular simple present glaums, present participle glauming, simple past and past participle glaumed).

(Scotland) To grope with the hands, as in the dark.

(Scotland) To grasp or snatch (at).

Synonyms.

(grope with the hands): fumble, grubble; see also Thesaurus: feel around.

(grasp, snatch): clutch, grab; see also Thesaurus: grasp.

SS.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

This is the way I treat all of my acquaintances as well. I'll be missing for a year and walk in and be glomed by the women I know. LOL Way to go, ThaiGoodTimes. Always treat people with respect.

Glomed?

What is that?

I haven't heard that term before.

[Danubius]

Do any of you have firsthand experiences with Sideline / Fiwfans girls in Pattaya, or is that since limited to Bangkok? Thanks!

[AmPervert]

...I'm polite, engaging, and I don't call them or make them feel like, they are "prostitutes" as you call them...

This is the way I treat all of my acquaintances as well. I'll be missing for a year and walk in and be glomed by the women I know. LOL Way to go, ThaiGoodTimes. Always treat people with respect.

[Explorer8939]

IMO the definition of "extras" is bringing you to orgasm (also referred to as 'happy happy'j with any combination of a HJ, BJ, or FS. With this definition a discrete HJ after an oil massage is certainly a more available option at the more "legit" places.

One time I went to a legit massage place in Patts that I passed all the time, and just wanted to try. They handed me a binder to review, and one of the pages said in big letters "NO SEX". I asked them if they thought I looked dangerous LOL..

Generally, the bigger shops on Beach Road, Second Road and other major streets are legit. Small shops on side streets, not so much. Uniforms are also a mark of a legit shop.