Pattaya Reports

[Dion Cassius]

I checked some of the gogos in Pattaya.

Palace: there were some real stunners in that club, the most impressive lineup I ever came across in Thailand. But competition was fierce (the club was packed) and some of the stunners seamed bored.

SugarBaby: Line up not as nice but the girls aren't shy and interact with the customers some of the girls got their pussy licked by customers while on stage. I barfined a girl but she was to eager to get the most out of me money wise: she wanted to see her sister in a disco down the road and when we got there she wanted me to buy lady drinks to her and her sister, then she said she was hungry. I decided to ignore her requests and to took her back to the hotel. At least, she was not shy and I did cum in her mouth twice.

Windmill: same atmosphere as in SugerBaby (nothing surprising) and I barfined for ST a young cutie. Service was adequate.

I also tried Miami on soi 13/2 at 6 PM: very few girls, two of them were good looking. But the ST rooms should be avoided, particularly if, like me, you are staying at Baraquda which is 40 m away.

[Jin27]

Hey guys,

Going to pattaya on the week of Nov 18. Want to go to a club. Where is the best place in your opinion and why? And estimate cost for things. Thanks in advance.

[Mr Enternational]

Neither have I. Even less likely was a 9. 75 for service in a soapie. With all due respect to the OP, not sure how experienced he is with excellent levels of service a good Thai provider can give.

I don't know about Thai providers, but he is definitely experienced. We hung out in Medellin, Colombia a couple of years ago. I'm in Santa Fe in Bogota right now. This place should be against the fucking law. I have hit 5 chicas in 3 hours. The most I paid one was 423 baht.

[Banana Boi]

Glad you enjoyed yourself. Not many give such high ratings to soapies. I myself have never seen a 9 in a soapie.

Neither have I. Even less likely was a 9. 75 for service in a soapie. With all due respect to the OP, not sure how experienced he is with excellent levels of service a good Thai provider can give.

[FL Hawk]

Dejected, but still looking to smash (though not at Rasputin, where the quality and quantity were limited at 1 pm), I mototaxi'd over to Honey 2 and took two.

Girls 9/10.

Facilities 9/10.

Service 9. 75/10.

Price $$$ out of 4

Glad you enjoyed yourself. Not many give such high ratings to soapies. I myself have never seen a 9 in a soapie.

[Banana Boi]

I wasn't asking but since girls told me tonight thought I'd pass the info along to guys actually in Pattaya now. Seems as though LK Metro will be closed as it usually for any given chance. WS seems to mainly be open Saturday night but the odd gogo bars may be closed. AFAIK alcohol sale is allowed. My sample size is small but just giving you guys a heads up.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

Around 2:00 am I have a sudden comeback despite my 2 oil massages close to the perfection of the day with goddesses and my 2 liters of beer ingested my favorite gogos WS. No need to be in Pattaya if it's to sleep on the crutch I tell myself. Head to the beach so as the evening before the same symptoms so same treatment.

The beach is the big lottery. Unlike gogos we do not see who we really address: too small? Destroyed belly? I see a pretty little face, bangs and cut squared, I like. OK, but this is the beginning of the search, I take the risk of not seeing it again if I can not find it later. I go back to the beach with the ***** in the belly to cross my little Indian working girl I would not it surprises me she thinks I arrive the next day and then as weird that it may seem I know his "work" to this little ***** but I'm jealous go understand, we'll talk again. I walk. Nothing, not much, not convincing, ugly I decide to go up 6 but everything is closed. I go down and find my bangs and my cup squared she told me she was waiting for me, even if it's not true it's always fun. 1000 be pulls it to me like a glove and I prefer to take a room at 200 be not want to take it to my condo and spend 3 hours there.

It's an occasional, 27 year old, 1 year old 6 year old son its a classical on the beach. We are going to a series of rooms next to South Pattaya I think, the same place where I came yesterday to cure my same symptoms. Rather shy, as I like, and off you go. Everything is going pretty well I do not have any special needs, it's OK if it's at least pretending to participate or even simulate love. But now when it comes to enjoy doggy style she escapes, not wait darling I'm just coming it's just the worst moment but she complains of having a pain pussy however I go cool I am not a savage. In the frustrating series it is necessary to note when one enjoys half in and the other half is a pitiful hiccup between me and the hood.

It's not the first time that a girl from the beach makes me this shot, in addition to the destroyed belly and the rest must also make him sign a questionnaire where she certifies that it has a lot to the pussy.

Good friends I leave you I go to WS there soon and around midnight I go eat a kebab fries with my little working girl for Indians beach travel for a few days in love in her province in Isan brief to new adventures if you ever do not see me come back send the alerts to help me thanks, see you soon I hope LOL.

[Advantageous]

Either Rasputin didn't find my wad of 1000-baht notes acceptable due to the Black hand holding them, or they're fresh out of Russians, as I was unable to secure one.

Dejected, but still looking to smash (though not at Rasputin, where the quality and quantity were limited at 1 pm), I mototaxi'd over to Honey 2 and took two. Taki has a slender frame with nice tits for her size and tats, and Nam had a curvier figure with great big hugs to boot. Without getting into deep details, both girls were very energetic (and surprisingly proactive about prostate stimulation) both for the soapie and shower portions, and went to great lengths to help me work off the full English brekky I had watching Thursday Night (American) Football at I-Rovers.

5500 total for both girls + 750 for my tea and 2 LDs comes out to 6250 before tip, which is slightly less than the internet's quote for a Russian girl at Rasputin. I get that it's slightly expensive (and I've had / will have cheaper and potentially more expensive lays while I'm here), but if you have the means to do so, I highly recommend it.

Girls 9/10.

Facilities 9/10.

Service 9. 75/10.

Price $$$ out of 4

[Crocodilexp]

Try beach road. Find someone you like, negotiate price, get a room. Contrary to what is said, the going rate is still about 500 baht.

500 baht is certainly still possible, but that's the bottom end of the range, and given the looks on Beach Road these days, bottom end there is horror zone, and I have a reasonably strong stomach. Over the last few years, the going rate (that most ladies accept without much discussion) has been 700, but some try to stick to 1000.

[Jicks]

You saved me at least 2 hours.

I rtff like 60 pages of it and combined with some google searches I came up with a list of prices. Did I get them right? Also I'm planning on going to Pattaya during high season if that changes any of the prices.

Freelancer (Disco): 1500 LT + 300 drinks best time to go after 2 am when the unbarfined girls done with work.

Freelancer (Beach Road): 500 thb ST. Best time to go after the sun sets around 6 pm 10 pm.

Bar Girl (Soi 6) 1500 thb ST (1000ST + 300 room + 200 drinks).

Soapie Massage 2000 thb 90 minutes.

Gogo (Skyfall, Infinity, What'sup, Sapphire, Sensations) 5000 baht LT (barines like 2 k before midnight).

Beer Bar 1500ST.

I'm looking for the best price that I can get good quality girls at these places aka I can't afford the Monkeypaw lifestyle plus I'm young and good looking if that factors into cost.

[Banana Boi]

Visited Kink at LK Metro. Looks like the honeymoon period is over. Recognized a few leftover gogo girls from other bars. Nothing tempting except maybe one but I think I liked her cause she had energy in her dancing more than anything else. Likely not returning any time soon.

Dolls on Soi 6. Actually some decent looking dancers around the door so I popped in. Didn't stay but some potential for another night.

Mandarin. Walked in and it was like the Twilight Zone. It was like I walked in to Nui 2 Runway. All girls, mamasan, door guy, butch ladyboy, waiters all from Nui 2. I guess I need to check out Nui 2 to see if the new mamasan there brought in any new talent.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

Back to Pattaya a few days before a stroll in Isan with my little working girl I caught tapping on the beach road last time in talks with a group (a band?) Of Indians (eurk).

So here, after 2 nights of intense research I managed to find the following equation:

Opinions on Gogos = (number of girls / beauty of girls) + time of evening X (blood alcohol level) 2.

What makes the result of yesterday is not the same as before yesterday for example.

Okay so once said this is my last ranking which is actually a flat rank:

1 - Baccarat: besides I do not know why it never appeared in my classification because it is really very well. Perfect to start the evening, arrive early to enjoy comfortable chairs at the foot of the slopes. We will sprawl on the armrests nose in the air and mouth open (obliged given the position), the concept is the same as that of Soi Cow Boy with the pretty little kitties in the air dancing above. The best of the best.

2 - The Palace: Okay I have a soft spot for the Palace but I must say that I love music, the girls are beautiful and the atmosphere deliciously trendy. Excellent choice.

3 - Sensations: always beautiful girls, quite spacious, full of Korean (actually when there are Korean is that it's good) it falls well I love them.

4 - The Sapphyr: a little abandoned times but it is unfair because the girls are numerous and quality. While there is no atmosphere of old (IE 6 months ago) but the beer is not expensive and they are really pints that are served.

5 - The Windmill: yes always the windmill with its highs and lows but no equivalent in Walkins Street. The girls are nice, we can look at them in every way, very friendly.

Then, and in disorder, we can quote: Farenheit (but decreasing more and more), the Taboo, I forget one or two but for me the others are pretty null.

[Gin And Tonic]

Try beach road. Find someone you like, negotiate price, get a room. Contrary to what is said, the going rate is still about 500 baht. Some are also happy to sleep in air-con room.

It's the difference between freelance and casual encounter ladies.

Maybe ฿500 each if your part of an Indian train.

[Horatio]

You can get a woman from a beer bar on nakula road for 1000 thb short term and 1500 overnight. If you are worried about money, figure out a lady drink policy and stick to it. I would buy a lady drink and her friend would come sit with us. I would end up buying lady drinks for both, sometimes up to 3 girls. It is easy enough not to do this, you just say no. But you need to do that if you want that.

I rtff like 60 pages of it and combined with some google searches I came up with a list of prices. Did I get them right? Also I'm planning on going to Pattaya during high season if that changes any of the prices.

Freelancer (Disco): 1500 LT + 300 drinks best time to go after 2 am when the unbarfined girls done with work.

Freelancer (Beach Road): 500 thb ST. Best time to go after the sun sets around 6 pm 10 pm.

Bar Girl (Soi 6) 1500 thb ST (1000ST + 300 room + 200 drinks).

Soapie Massage 2000 thb 90 minutes.

Gogo (Skyfall, Infinity, What'sup, Sapphire, Sensations) 5000 baht LT (barines like 2 k before midnight).

Beer Bar 1500ST.

I'm looking for the best price that I can get good quality girls at these places aka I can't afford the Monkeypaw lifestyle plus I'm young and good looking if that factors into cost.

[Dinghy]

Typo. 10 Baht. However, no one seemed too concerned about defacing it, as evidently someone got to it before Nana and Kaew.

10's are almost collectible if perfect. Haven't issued any for 10 years I think. Obsolete. Replaced by coins.