Pattaya Reports

[EverythingThai]

Exactly my experience too.

Although I wouldn't give these girls numbers, there were definitaly a few I would have wanted to bang but I didn't do because of lack of chemistry or because they simply asked too much.

But I've seen lately a few lovely looking new comers than I plan to meet and I'm thinking in changing my tactics and become a new generation monger instead of the old school guy that I've always been.

Not dirt cheap anymore if you follow the winners.

I plan to copy them next time, but only with a few selected girls (if they are still around in a few months).

I will target a few girls on the 6 that I want to bang, I'm still hesitating between offering 80 or 120 water shots for her (yes, even though I don't know her yet, I already love her and care about her health, so no alcohol, no sugar) or I'll make a statement and go directly for 200 or even 500 shots.

Now I'm convinced it's better to do it that way instead of directly offering this huge amount of money directly to the girl, because otherwise the bar couldn't live without me, so I have to think about these poor souls too.

That way, sweet heart cannot refuse to sleep with me and she will give me hands down one of the top 5 experiences in my whole life, I'm sure about that.

Naturally I'll give 2000 baht tip to the mamasan cashier too, because otherwise the experience wouldn't be so good, and the girl would look at me like I'm a cheap charlie, which I don't want.

And naturally, I'll not put a foot in the soi again after that epic night, because obviously I would be targeted as a soft guy or an ATM, which I'm not too.

So to sum it up, not cheap but I can afford it (I'm a western guy) and honestly it would be too dumb to still miss on these kind of experiences just to save a few pounds.

If you are going to post a parody, do it right man. I never said that I wouldn't step foot in the soi again. I said I would not step foot in the same bar for a while. The reason is I want to choose a different lady. Get your facts straight lol.

Great post though mate. I am glad my posts entertained you so much for you to conger up all this creative energy.

If another punter buying many drinks in a bar affects you this much or disturbs you this much, then I am happy you were entertained. Just waiting for your next Pattaya report though. I hope it will be as entertaining as this post. LOL.

Why would I care what other guys are doing.

However, then I would question this statement.

[SubCmdr]

Maybe a dumb question but how long actually is ST? Is it just until you pop once? Or is it fun for a full hour and if that means you can pop twice in that time, you can? I have just been treating it like my experience in the US scene, where as soon as you pop it's over. Have had most girls want to cuddle after and I kind of usher them to leave because I assume they won't let me go round two.

Actually it an excellent question. For me it is whatever I negotiate. I do not negotiate over time. I negotiate over service. Most girls want more money but they will give the second shot (their word) for a discount. I always tell my Thai Friendly girls that I will decide if I want a second shot after our first one. I consider it an incentive for them to perform well in order to pick up more money in the same trip to see me.

[BPalacio]

Maybe a dumb question but how long actually is ST? Is it just until you pop once? Or is it fun for a full hour and if that means you can pop twice in that time, you can? I have just been treating it like my experience in the US scene, where as soon as you pop it's over. Have had most girls want to cuddle after and I kind of usher them to leave because I assume they won't let me go round two.

[Nyezhov]

Thank Allah it's not just me seeing the DICK in a banner ad here.

If you're seeing danglers in any banner ad It's the fault of Google not the owners of the board. The ads or generic, take one, take all.

I personally have never seen one.

[GentileBear]

I think that was under the previous owner. The present owner has even had lewd banner ads of ladyboys.

Thank Allah it's not just me seeing the DICK in a banner ad here.

[Nyezhov]

I got a penalty I think?

Reason: TVS. TV-TS-SheMales.

I am not allowed to post pictures or tripreports of ladyboys?

Even if the board allowed it, which I was always under the impression it doesn't, do you really want to reveal your preferences in a place where such preferences are the subject of numerous mental giggles?

Sometimes I wonder what the guys who keep asking questions about how to recognize a ladyboy are really looking for.

I must say that's the first report I've ever seen regarding a ladyboy during my time on this forum, which stretches back to the early days of its existence.

[Forty Drinks]

Exactly my experience too.

Although I wouldn't give these girls numbers, there were definitaly a few I would have wanted to bang but I didn't do because of lack of chemistry or because they simply asked too much.

But I've seen lately a few lovely looking new comers than I plan to meet and I'm thinking in changing my tactics and become a new generation monger instead of the old school guy that I've always been.

Not dirt cheap anymore if you follow the winners.

I plan to copy them next time, but only with a few selected girls (if they are still around in a few months).

I will target a few girls on the 6 that I want to bang, I'm still hesitating between offering 80 or 120 water shots for her (yes, even though I don't know her yet, I already love her and care about her health, so no alcohol, no sugar) or I'll make a statement and go directly for 200 or even 500 shots.

Now I'm convinced it's better to do it that way instead of directly offering this huge amount of money directly to the girl, because otherwise the bar couldn't live without me, so I have to think about these poor souls too.

That way, sweet heart cannot refuse to sleep with me and she will give me hands down one of the top 5 experiences in my whole life, I'm sure about that.

Naturally I'll give 2000 baht tip to the mamasan cashier too, because otherwise the experience wouldn't be so good, and the girl would look at me like I'm a cheap charlie, which I don't want.

And naturally, I'll not put a foot in the soi again after that epic night, because obviously I would be targeted as a soft guy or an ATM, which I'm not too.

So to sum it up, not cheap but I can afford it (I'm a western guy) and honestly it would be too dumb to still miss on these kind of experiences just to save a few pounds.

Please don't be silly.

The going rate is 40 drinks. LOL.

[Forty Drinks]

Someone is going to say she is a 5.

Four BRO!

Thai accountant wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot POLE.

[Forty Drinks]

I got a penalty I think?

Reason: TVS. TV-TS-SheMales.

I am not allowed to post pictures or tripreports of ladyboys?

Be careful too many infractions you get cancelled. So my Friend tells me.

[Explorer8939]

Don't want to burst your bubble but we "farang" are not on top of the food chain in Pattaya anymore. Most girls would prefer Asians for simple reasons. They spend more.

To quote a OWNER in Pattaya of agogo:

"Bro. , I have Asian customers here that come buy a bunch of drinks and take 3-6 ladies with them. They take the whole group to Hollywood, buy bottles and food all night. Take a few selfies, give the ladies 10,000 each and send them home".

Why would these girls be waiting for any of us forum members? I don't blame them!

This is what killed Angeles City in the Phillipines. Asians crowding out the Farangs, who mostly stopped coming.

[Mr Enternational]

I believe ladyboy reports are against board rules.

I think that was under the previous owner. The present owner has even had lewd banner ads of ladyboys.

[Banana Boi]

I got a penalty I think?

Reason: TVS. TV-TS-SheMales.

I am not allowed to post pictures or tripreports of ladyboys?

I believe ladyboy reports are against board rules.

[MartinFlevo]

Did you guys watch it? We're a freaking status symbol, goddamned prize worth fighting for. Do you see what some of us old dudes look like? And they're fighting over us? Holy cow man. I love Thailand.

Don't want to burst your bubble but we "farang" are not on top of the food chain in Pattaya anymore. Most girls would prefer Asians for simple reasons. They spend more.

To quote a OWNER in Pattaya of agogo:

"Bro. , I have Asian customers here that come buy a bunch of drinks and take 3-6 ladies with them. They take the whole group to Hollywood, buy bottles and food all night. Take a few selfies, give the ladies 10,000 each and send them home".

Why would these girls be waiting for any of us forum members? I don't blame them!

[Explorer8939]

I got a penalty I think?

Reason: TVS. TV-TS-SheMales.

I am not allowed to post pictures or tripreports of ladyboys?

You can't even write the word "ladyboy" here.

Oops.

[Xiggo]

I got a penalty I think?

Reason: TVS. TV-TS-SheMales.

I am not allowed to post pictures or tripreports of ladyboys?