Pattaya Reports

[Smoothy]

You drop over $300 USD per day, above the costs of hotel & flight? $300 USD+ for food, drink, and cooze? In Pattaya?

That's correct. In Bangkok as well. I think that's about the norm.

[Ebauche]

I spend about 10,000 baht per day plus hotel room, so I would bring about $2500 USD for the week then add whatever you want to spend on the hotel for the week and the flight.

You drop over $300 USD per day, above the costs of hotel & flight? $300 USD+ for food, drink, and cooze? In Pattaya?

[Chris P]

Hello, if anyone is interested there's a place called Lifecare Lab which does an STD check for the big five (H, HB, G, S, C) for only 700 baht, same day results. Near to Yensabai condo (it's on Google Maps). I took my girl there and been barebacking with peace of mind for the last week. We all hate condoms, but stay safe.

[Syzygies]

One of the reasons I love living in Asia is maids are dirt cheap and I don't have to clean at all.

Out in the country, cleaning becomes even more important due to high levels of dust, insects, and lizard shits. My Mrs is not a housewife type, however will do cooking most days.

I floated the idea of hiring a housemaid, instead of me having to clean the bedroom and bathroom sometimes, however she wasn't keen for any outsiders to discover illicit things like smoking weed. So probably have to find a close relative to do it. We do hire rice farm workers at times. I don't see myself reaping the rice crop either. To much hard work at my age, and labour is cheap.

When she ran out of stuff recently, I suddenly went from being nearly raped daily, to get nothing. She was suddenly so lazy on withdrawal from the good stuff. Now I find myself visiting Bangkok. Ha ha.

In the past, I fucked a few Hotel maids doing the Thermae on the sly. So I think it is not beyond possibility to get a pretty maid who also fucks for a suitable bonus. Does Thailand advertise any naked housemaids? ha ha. If I was single, I would be interested in that option maybe. I think one could do better than Arnie, and also try not to get her pregnant.

[Smoothy]

Hello to everyone on the forum.

I am planning a trip to pattaya next month for a week. I am not here to ask for leads as I have gone through the forum but my doubt arises from the prices assuming I want to have one girl for LT and one girl for ST a day how much should my budget be for a week in pattaya including everything just an estimate is good enough.

Also please note that I am indian so might need to pay premium at some places. Hoping for some help from veterans.

I spend about 10,000 baht per day plus hotel room, so I would bring about $2500 USD for the week then add whatever you want to spend on the hotel for the week and the flight.

[Mr Enternational]

One of the reasons I love living in Asia is maids are dirt cheap and I don't have to clean at all.

Well I was criticized by one poster the other day in another thread when I mentioned offering chicks money to clean my place. Seemed it makes more sense to him and has more pride involved for them to prostitute themselves out than to make honest money cleaning.

The point is I don't treat her like horse manure. Maybe, I should say no and tell her to come clean my apartment for 15 dollars. What a nice guy you are.

[RockyRobin133]

Hi,

I will be visiting Pattaya this week. Requesting Forum members to help with below information:

1. Best Soapy Massage parlour in Pattaya. Request forum members to help with their experience.

2. Best GO GO Bar or any other equivalent place where I can pick up Russian girl. I have a fantasy to have an experience with Russian.

3. Best blow job bar in Pattaya. I have heard lot about this but have never tried.

Requesting members to guide.

Best regards,

Rocky.

[Dive Monger]

Depends...

Gogo. If you have to ask you can't afford it.

ROTFLMAO.

I usually don't pull from gogo places as I am pretty much a Cheap Charlie most of the time. But there are some real lookers in some of them occasionally.

[Smoothy]

I needed to go clean my room

One of the reasons I love living in Asia is maids are dirt cheap and I don't have to clean at all.

[Mr Enternational]

Depends on where you get your ST and LT.

Also add internet or walking down the street.

A buddy of mine gave me a chick's number yesterday and said I should check her out. I think he met her friend on Tagged and she passed him on to her. I sent her a message on Whatsapp and she immediately asked ST or LT. I said whoa. Let's meet up first and I will decide from there. I was at breakfast (lunch really) at the time. She told me to meet her up at MK Restaurant in 5 minutes. I was close so I made it in 3. Her and her friend were eating. She kept asking where she met me. I said you have too many men if you can not remember. She said she has a lot of customers. I told her we met at iBar and she was really drunk. She said it must have been 6 months ago and she was sure it was Insomnia and not iBar. She said last night she was at the Indian Disco Raas and stayed with a customer from there and still had not been home. It was 2 pm. After they finished eating, the friend had something to do so told me to drive her back to her room.

She invited me up. I really didn't plan on doing anything with her because I needed to go clean my room and run my errands. Easier said than done. After she got to rubbing on me and I got to rubbing on her another game plan had ensued. She took out her vibrator and gave me a show. After we finished she told me to sleep there. She had gone out somewhere and I woke up. She came back in and said her friends had called her and were on the way to get her. I said good, because I need to take my ass home. She told me to come back to her room tomorrow or either she would come to my room and clean for me. I took 1000 out of my pocket and gave it to her. I got home at 9 pm.

About 4 am I went to get a shawarma on the corner of 2nd Rd and Pattaya Tai. This chick walked by that said she knew me. She kind of looked familiar too. She asked to come with me but I said no. She said to come back tomorrow and she would be in the same area. I asked if she had line and she said she only had the phone with her that makes calls. She left her other phone inside. She did add her Line to my phone and I sent a message. When she got home she returned the message. So just being out like that you can also meet chicks and give them 1000 LT.

[Banana Boi]

I want to have one girl for LT and one girl for ST a day how much should my budget be for a week in pattaya including everything just an estimate is good enough.

Depends on where you get your ST and LT. Beach Road ST 500 to 1000 baht. More common Soi 6 1350 to 1400 baht including barfine plus possibly a drink, BJ bars and G clubs about the same as Soi 6. beer bar girl 1000 to 1500 plus 300+ barfine, soapie 1800 or so to 7000, random massage places 1000 to 1500ST plus 100 to 300 for madsage, ibar 1500 to 2000 no barfine.

LT add about 1000 baht to ST rates. Barfine may be double.

Gogo. If you have to ask you can't afford it.

[Kirahell2]

Hello to everyone on the forum.

I am planning a trip to pattaya next month for a week. I am not here to ask for leads as I have gone through the forum but my doubt arises from the prices assuming I want to have one girl for LT and one girl for ST a day how much should my budget be for a week in pattaya including everything just an estimate is good enough.

Also please note that I am indian so might need to pay premium at some places. Hoping for some help from veterans.

[Turgid]

........... Frequent visitors much better off renting a small condo for around 15 k baht per month. Under 10k per month if you have a motorbike.

You guys live well. I'll be in the 6 K per month bracket.

[Mr Enternational]

Parked my bike on 2nd Rd to walk down to my tailor on Beach Rd since the sois and BR were closed due to the fireworks show. When I got back to my bike a chick at the massage parlor that I parked in front of was trying to call me over for a massage. I said I don't like massages. She said boom boom then. I said I like boom boom. I told her to come over to my bike and I asked how much. She said 1200 and they have rooms upstairs. I told her 1200 is for LT. She said 200 goes to the shop for massage. I said 200 for shop and 500 for you. The farthest she would go down was 700 for her and 200 for the shop. I declined and left.

I also went to my watch lady before I went to my tailor. It was about 8:30. I was looking for a white Chanel watch for my aunt to match the black one that I bought her years ago. She said 2200 baht. I said be for real. You know me better than that. Then she said 1850. I said 1800. Deal. I gave her the money and she did the blessing that they all do for the first money of the day. I thought she was joking. 8:30 pm and I was the first customer. With that and the chick at the massage shop, I guess things are really that slow around here.

[Banana Boi]

My desire to repeat and grow these feelings with Secret may drive me back to Thailand in 3 months rather than the normal 6 months. And will I skip seeing the GF again on that trip? Argh!

You're on a slippery slope my friend. 6 months turns to 3 months, 3 months turns to monthly. Better start looking at renting a condo soon. Frequent visitors much better off renting a small condo for around 15 k baht per month. Under 10k per month if you have a motorbike.