Pattaya Reports

[Wonder World]

Dear friends,

I live in Bangkok. Visited Pattaya for 3 nights for sexcapade. But instead of hitting beer bars, walking street and beach road, took refuge to Thaifriendly. Started working working up around a week in advance to get contacts and shortlist. I am a humble Indian. So, my options are rather limited.

1. 18 Mar 11 pm: Reached Pattaya. Check in hotel. The first girl Nicki from TF walks in at 11.30 for ST. Slim, talkative, 7/10. Spend around 2. 5 hours on drinking and action. (B1500).

2. 19 Mar 2 am: As Nicki left, hit the beach road to pick up one girl for LT. Unfortunately I was too tired with day's work, driving from BKK-PAT, drinking and action. So, only little drinking and left actions for the morning. 2 pops in the morning. She left as 11 am. (B2000).

3.19 Mar 11:30 am: Sarunee (TF girl) walks in for a full day (12 hours) appointment at B2500. She is matured (I think 36 yo), but slim, energetic and talkative. After some drink and one action, she discloses that she is fine with ass too. 2nd action in ass. Let her go at 6:30 pm and next appointment is approaching.

4.19 Mar 7:00 pm: Sabina (TF) arrives at hotel. Slim, 9/10, for an evening date. Couple of hours drinking at hotel room, followed by hitting the Hooters for a cocktail and beer. Then some Thaifood and back to hotel. LT for B2000. She is 30 yo, but looks (face and body) no more than 22. Had a full elaborated session once before going to sleep. Woke up at 10 am for 2nd action. She bade goodbye at 11:00 am.

5.20 Mar 1 pm: The Girl I invited was busy, so she connected me to her friend Am. Can say she is not professional, and moved to Pattaya recently. But she was bulky. Has asked for 2 sessions at 2500. But let her go only after one action.

6.20 Mar 4 pm: Invited another lady Noujine (TF). She is 35 yo, but nice skin, very fair and charming. Some drinks and one action with the best blowjob I ever had. (B1000+Generous tips).

7.20 Mar 7.30 pm: Invited he for LT. She is little heavy (not expected this much from picture though). She owns and runs a restaurant. Took her our for dinner, followed by some wine. Then back to hotel for a very nice GF action. Caught some sleep and she initiated the morning session. She had to leave early to open restaurant. So bade good bye at 7 am.

8.21 Mar 10 am: Caught some some sleep before welcoming the Lao beauty (TF) to my room. She looks 22 yo, though actually 32 yo, slim, dusky and energetic. For ST. Good session (B1500).

Then checked out at 12 noon to head for Bangkok.

Humbly inviting suggestions on what I could have done differently for a better time?

Thanks in advance.

WW.

[AmPervert]

I am coming back and was wondering if anyone knows of any lactating or pregnant providers? Maybe Pattaya will have this sort of option.

We all have our kinks.

[GettingFedUp]

Beach Road was already 3 lanes, are they widening it to 4?

I believe the OP was (a) guessing and (b) wrong.

Beach Road is being dug up to install big drains to try to stop it becoming Pattaya Lagoon every time there's a heavy rainstorm. Whilst this is going on the road is down from 3 lanes to 2 in places, sometimes only 1 when the big machinery is in use during the day.

Back pre-Christmas it was the stretch from BR Soi 10 (so just after Central Festival) to about Soi 13 that was being worked on. It's not a bit of town I am often in, but I might have a wander up to the TQ tonight for old times sakes and to see where the roadworks have got to.

[Banana Boi]

I think you were on soi Thanya the next street over from Patpong 2.

Let's see what Gin and Tonic's response is. Personally I never consider Thaniya Road as part of Patpong. It may only be a block but it's like you flew across the Pacific. Saying Thaniya Road is Patpong is like saying Soi 25 is LK Metro or Rasputin is on Soi 6.

A few months ago, I've seen a dead pedestrian who tried crossing Beach Road, and failed. Plenty of people need to cross that road, some of them old, many of them drunk. Widening it will cost lives, crossing 3 lanes is already hard, 4 will be like playing Frogger.

I've seen large Chinese tour buses screaming through the curb lane nearest the beach at around 80-100 kmh while other cars were going 10-20 kmh deking through the parked baht buses in the other lanes. Always a recipe for disaster.

[Crocodilexp]

The BR is undergoing widening and now parking is allowed in lane adjacent to coconut bar "road". In typical 3rd world country style instead of working a section, the whole road is messed up.

What the hell are they doing? Beach Road was already 3 lanes, are they widening it to 4? That's the exact opposite of what a beach needs, ideally it should be a small road used only for public transit and to supply local businesses.

A few months ago, I've seen a dead pedestrian who tried crossing Beach Road, and failed. Plenty of people need to cross that road, some of them old, many of them drunk. Widening it will cost lives, crossing 3 lanes is already hard, 4 will be like playing Frogger.

[MutantChicken]

Lots of talk about tourists down but guys instead of reporting about how tourists are down please report on how many girls are at the bars. Isn't that why we all go to Pattaya? Maybe name the bar, about how many girls are in the bar, how hot the girls were, was it a fly by or did you stay for a drink to see the full line, day of the week and approximate time, etc.

Here's a template:

"Walked in to Sensations agogo approximately 9:30 pm on a Monday night. There were only 10 girls in the bar but 4 were easily barfinable. 5 were better than the average Soi 6 girl. 10 were better than the average Soi 25 girl. I stayed for a drink since I wanted to see the entire lineup. By 10 pm there were about 30 girls total. I had not realized most of the girls were hiding in the change room. I would go back to check it out on a busier night of the week. ".

Doesn't have to be much. I never provided much info on my nightly gogo bar updates but I received many PM's appreciative of my efforts. I personally don't care about how your session went because with a little charm or humor I know my mileage may be very different than the next guy.

I second this as I miss the old days when bars were named and girls identified with pictures even, now guys are going into gory details what they did and how much the girl luubs his big dick without out giving any usable intel to the reader seems more like a report to boost their egos more than anything else.

[Banana Boi]

I was shocked to see Pattaya. It indeed is down by 70 percent. Few Russian and Indian tourists, very few falangs. Hotels are practically empty.

Lots of talk about tourists down but guys instead of reporting about how tourists are down please report on how many girls are at the bars. Isn't that why we all go to Pattaya? Maybe name the bar, about how many girls are in the bar, how hot the girls were, was it a fly by or did you stay for a drink to see the full line, day of the week and approximate time, etc.

Here's a template:

"Walked in to Sensations agogo approximately 9:30 pm on a Monday night. There were only 10 girls in the bar but 4 were easily barfinable. 5 were better than the average Soi 6 girl. 10 were better than the average Soi 25 girl. I stayed for a drink since I wanted to see the entire lineup. By 10 pm there were about 30 girls total. I had not realized most of the girls were hiding in the change room. I would go back to check it out on a busier night of the week. ".

Doesn't have to be much. I never provided much info on my nightly gogo bar updates but I received many PM's appreciative of my efforts. I personally don't care about how your session went because with a little charm or humor I know my mileage may be very different than the next guy.

[Buksida1]

Which bar? Didn't know there was a bar in Patpong doing well enough that it could turn customers away.

I think you were on soi Thanya the next street over from Patpong 2.

SOI THANIYA (Little Tokyo) It's located just next to the BTS SkyTrain Sala Daeng Station and is also known by locals as 'Little Tokyo'.

[CoconutWater89]

The first few days I stayed in the air-conditioned climate of my hotel, but after a few days I decided to hit the streets and have a chat with as many girls as possible on beach road to see if there were any rough diamonds to be discovered. The ongoing construction work made it a little bumpy walk, but after three hours of disappointing conversations I saw her. She was standing away from the mainstream freelancers on beach road and I even wasn't sure whether she was freelancing at all. She looked cute in her jeans shorts and Hello Kitty T-shirt. So I sat next to her and cautiously started a conversation. Her English was definitely better than all the other girls I talked to previously. So far so good.

After some talking with her I realized that was a little hungry and I invited her for dinner in the Pattaya beer garden. The atmosphere at the front was quite lively, so I was glad that we could continue to the other end near the sea side where it was nice and quiet. We had good food, a few drinks and fun about which side of the drink coasters to put up. Her artist name was Aoy and she had a wit and humor I hadn't experienced before with freelancers and bargirls. Gave her a tip for her company. Then the inevitable question came whether I would interested to spend more time with her. I answered 'no'. She looked disappointed and asked me why I was not interested in her. I said I recently had an appendicitis surgery and she immediately understood. "How long ago?" she asked. "Six days" I answered. "How", she asked. "Laparoscopy", I answered..

That was a fantastic report, my bro. Love it.

[Plan77]

The BR is undergoing widening and now parking is allowed in lane adjacent to coconut bar "road". In typical 3rd world country style instead of working a section, the whole road is messed up. It's very difficult to walk on sidewalk as it is all dusty, the pavement is ripped up or apart or very uneven and dangerous if one is not watching one's s step. Also the sidewalk has been reduced to half its size do one has to walk very close to ladies. Can't imagine how ridiculous​ will it be when tourists return. Now a days Pattaya has been hit very hard.

[Sona17]

Last year I went and it was Chaotic. Filled with fellow indians and what not. Coulndt pick a decent catch in 3-4 days I was there. Hated it. Now seems a good time. Going mid March. But kinda sad for the business owners there. Thais are my favy people.

Somehow forums are always buzzing with useless banter and arguments, rarely does one find the useful info quickly. When I left for Thailand, I had read that it is pretty much BAU in Thailand. I was shocked to see Pattaya. It indeed is down by 70 percent. Few Russian and Indian tourists, very few falangs. Hotels are practically empty.

Not sure why some industry on posting misleading info.

[Margaya]

Somehow forums are always buzzing with useless banter and arguments, rarely does one find the useful info quickly. When I left for Thailand, I had read that it is pretty much BAU in Thailand. I was shocked to see Pattaya. It indeed is down by 70 percent. Few Russian and Indian tourists, very few falangs. Hotels are practically empty.

Not sure why some industry on posting misleading info.

[Goatscrot]

Of course. Weed tourism is so obvious a money maker. It amazes me that the Thais didn't go for it 20 years ago. I guess the rulers figured that it might cause more problems with their own people than it was worth. It still might. But if pot had been legal or decriminalized back 20 years ago, I would have spent a lot more time lounging around Soi 6. Ha Ha.

BTW, Phnom Penh used to be a very nice pot destination back in the day. I used to while away many an afternoon along the shores Boengkak Lake higher than a kite. But big money wasn't getting much of a cut from it, so they drained the lake and got rid of all the lakeside guesthouses and inns where we all used to smoke out in the open. It was the end of an era. But it may be coming back and this time with corporate sponsors. 555.

My guess is it is more about easing the public into it. That is why they have started slowly with medical. It is still a very conservative nation. PP was great back in the day. Late 90's and early 00's, just amazing.

[Member #4698]

What will finally bring an end to the tourism woes in Thailand? Personally I think it will be the legalization of recreational pot. Thailand has already enacted a medical marijuana bill. And there are some that think recreational will happen in the not to distant future. When and if that happens beach hotels will be booked solid and everyone from across the planet will want to be here.

Of course. Weed tourism is so obvious a money maker. It amazes me that the Thais didn't go for it 20 years ago. I guess the rulers figured that it might cause more problems with their own people than it was worth. It still might. But if pot had been legal or decriminalized back 20 years ago, I would have spent a lot more time lounging around Soi 6. Ha Ha.

BTW, Phnom Penh used to be a very nice pot destination back in the day. I used to while away many an afternoon along the shores Boengkak Lake higher than a kite. But big money wasn't getting much of a cut from it, so they drained the lake and got rid of all the lakeside guesthouses and inns where we all used to smoke out in the open. It was the end of an era. But it may be coming back and this time with corporate sponsors. 555.

[Goatscrot]

All it will change is that Indians and Chinese won't have to fill the visa form, attach two photos and wait in a line as the visa fee was already waived for them.

Not sure why Thai goverment thinks this will boost tourism. Seems Corona virus is forcing them to explore everything.

What will finally bring an end to the tourism woes in Thailand? Personally I think it will be the legalization of recreational pot. Thailand has already enacted a medical marijuana bill. And there are some that think recreational will happen in the not to distant future. When and if that happens beach hotels will be booked solid and everyone from across the planet will want to be here.