Pattaya Reports

[Blanquiceleste]

Telephone bar is open and have got 5-7 girls at anytime.

Well that is (good) news now! Although one must admit Soi Batman is a bit out of the way. Speaking of BJ bars, I have found Club 4 to be a great place too. They are designed a bit differently, the seating and action areas are more like booths that can be covered with a curtain and are much more comfortable to relax, kick back and have a drink. The ladies are IMHO younger. The bar at the far end is usually occupied by a bunch of guys. One of them is the owner I think.

Club 4 is at Soi Full Love. There are other bars too on that lane, but this is the only BJ bar I know of there.

P.S. - The name goes after Full Love Inn, a cheap motel for ST. Kinky round beds and eerie lighting.

[Rocco Sha]

Telephone Bar has indeed shut down. The same chaps run Bar de la Poste now on Soi Lengkee. I had covered the place in one of my previous FRs. I love the place, great ambiance, retro music, reasonable prices, friendly staff and girls (slightly older women) and fantastic skills. The only thing that freaks me is the surveillance. When you get there you will know what I mean.

Hi there,

Telephone bar is open and have got 5-7 girls at anytime. I confirm all what said by Blanquiceleste; great ambiance, retro music, reasonable prices, friendly staff and girls (slightly older women) and fantastic skills.

Surveillance is necessary to protect the bar from dress up men and safety of the customers.

Rocco

[Blanquiceleste]

Anyone know if telephone bar on Soi Batman is still open or has it closed permanently? I have heard differing reports can anyone help?

Telephone Bar has indeed shut down. The same chaps run Bar de la Poste now on Soi Lengkee. I had covered the place in one of my previous FRs. I love the place, great ambiance, retro music, reasonable prices, friendly staff and girls (slightly older women) and fantastic skills. The only thing that freaks me is the surveillance. When you get there you will know what I mean.

[Christian G]

I'm not sure if it also is great for business: many girls being more interested in the party than in their customers.

I agree with your last words. When have this kind of party on soi 6 or any other bars I don't stop there. I never have interested in party or lose time for drinking.

[Wolvenvacht]

Soi 6 was in great form tonight. Several bars had birthday parties going complete with balloons, free food, DJs going at full blast and the birthday girls parading around with the 100 baht bills pinned to their dresses.

Great atmosphere but I'm not sure if it also is great for business: many girls being more interested in the party than in their customers.

Nevertheless I managed to get hooked by Fai of Roxy bar, 32 years old (but not looking older than 25), 1. 5 m of dynamite, with some nice (enhanced) breasts and quite some tattoos. The usual 300 Baht barfine / room and 1000 baht for her plus some drinks and a tip for her and the chamber maid.

Nothing earth-shattering, just some good DFK, BBBJ, pussy-licking and fingering and sex. Very clean and good hygiene (shower before and after).

It is so down-to-earth that it doesn't cease to amaze me.

[Christian G]

Anyone know if telephone bar on Soi Batman is still open or has it closed permanently? I have heard differing reports can anyone help?

I'm not sure. I think close. Same management open a new bar in soi Lengkee called Bar De La Poste.

[Broxy]

Anyone know if telephone bar on Soi Batman is still open or has it closed permanently? I have heard differing reports can anyone help?

[Oosik]

I just got in to town late afternoon and chose LK Metro because it was in easy walking distance and I didn't have enough small change for a moto taxi to Walking Street. I was pretty beat already (I blame two Benz sessions in the last few days) so I only hit a couple of bars, Amethyst and Crystal, selected because they had the best crop on my last visit.

It was hard to tell if the quality was still there because they were mostly made up in Halloween makeup. This adds a confusion factor as, much like an average girl would be a pig at a supermodel agency but a stunner at the Ironworkers' Union Hall, I have greatly reduced beauty standards for ghouls and other undead. I'm pretty happy if major skin is not slouging off, the head is on the right way, and all the limbs are there. But I don't give it as much thought as I probably should have because on my bucket list "Sex with the undead" is just below "Sex with former US Secretary or State Madeleine Albright" which in turn is just below "Sex with a meat grinder".

I was one of two customers at Amethyst and had my eye one one little thing who apparently didn't get the costume memo. Cute face and not a bad body, though the lighting there has a bit if a problem: The floor level lights revealed every jiggle of what had originally had the appearance of a taut tummy. Still, I was interested, but so was every other customer (one) there, and he had already bought her a LD. I might return. Crystal had one potential, too, who also didn't come prepared to eat brains or whatever. Not chubby, in fact possibly too skinny. She was not one of the naked ones so I couldn't properly assess the assets. Also, I spent a lot of time watching fail videos on their big screen. Pretty rude of me.

Hopefully I'll have more to report once the ghouls have disappeared. I now have change for the moto so I expect to be immersed in the tank-top Mecca of Walking Street tomorrow.

[FunMan13]

I was in Tanzania for 3 weeks in 2014. I could not monger because I was constantly with my work colleagues. However, I tried to scout the possibilities like bars, SWs, etc, and found nothing. A word of caution: Zanzibar is a very Muslim place and hostile to non-Muslims unless you are a regular tourist. If I am White or Asian, I would be very careful walking around with an African woman, especially if there is a marked age difference. Just my 2-cents.

Very interesting viewpoint. From reading the respective fora, I had gathered that Mombasa and environs was fantastic for mongering, and that Dar Es Salaam was a great place to go and pick up a girl for a trip to Zanzibar (and that Zanzibar itself had no shortage of chicks on offer, both local and foreign). Based on your "on the ground" experience, you would suggest otherwise.

[WildBillLewis]

That's a shame your 100 day trip won't happen now. But still 30 days is better than most working stiffs get all year (at least north American ones).

I am really curious about these two options you listed. Colombia vs. East Africa? Previous post you made you mentioned that your plan was about 70% of the days mongering and the others were split between touring and travel days. East Africa? Don't get me wrong Africa is either my favorite or second favorite place to go and that's why I go every year but it is not a mongering vacation spot at all. Yes they are places to get a girl but its more of a sidelight and not the main agenda .... Africa can also be quite expensive if you want to stay somewhere nice too. Still a helluva place to visit but 30 days is way too long and mongering is hard to find.

Very interesting viewpoint. From reading the respective fora, I had gathered that Mombasa and environs was fantastic for mongering, and that Dar Es Salaam was a great place to go and pick up a girl for a trip to Zanzibar (and that Zanzibar itself had no shortage of chicks on offer, both local and foreign). Based on your "on the ground" experience, you would suggest otherwise.

[Blanquiceleste]

Great story man! Thanks so much for sharing.

I'll bounce the idea off on my fave regular when I see her in December. Thanks for the idea!

Stay horny my friend.

Uncle-V.

Uncle V you are most welcome. I think it will cost a lot more in present times to get a motorboat and I have not tried that once after that one time. You are correct about Thai girls avoiding the sun. But then, I prefer the ones who are fresh off the boat and have chocolate / olive color skin rather than some of the pale faces in the GoGo bars. Also, you have to be really into the girl and the same should hold for the girl.

Its like getting planetary positions in sync for an eclipse. But when it happens its legendary.

[Uncle Volodya]

Today I received a call. From the number flashing on my mobile's screen I could tell it was a Thailand number. I answered it and the voice at the other end shrieked "you no memolee me na ka?

I was totally at a loss. I could not guess who this was. So I proceeded to say that I had changed my phone recently and hence had lost all my numbers. After a bit more banter the girl identified herself as Nana (very helpful indeed! So some more conversation and I finally figured who it was. And that makes a great story for today.

Circa 2008 Pattaya. I had picked this young 19 yo from Simon 2 on WS, a bar right art the end. Rolling Live 3 I think. Probably the best pick in that trip. Her name was Nana and she was an absolute delight. Fantastic GFE, raunchy sex, foodie to match my appetite and could give me a run for my money on the drinking. She stayed with me for exactly 3 days. On one of those days she popped an idea and I said yes in a heartbeat. The idea was to get away to some small nearby remote island. So she got some food packed, got a few 6 packs and headed down to the beach at around 10.00 am.

She spoke to one of the motorboat chappies and we had a deal at THB 1500 - he would take us to a nearby island that was uninhabited and leave us there for a few hours and then come back and pick us up at a pre-appointed time. So off we went to an island, probably 10 miles west of Coral Island if my sense of navigation was right.

And we were there for 4 hours. I shagged this girl twice on the open beach. She fed me the goodies we had got and drank around 5 cans of beer each. The sex was divine. Absolutely divine. The feeling of having sex on an open beach is simply exhilarating. We swan in water for a bit, frolicked and generally had a very good time. The motorboat chappie came back at 3. 00 pm and I really did not realize it was so late. Back on mainland we went back to the hotel, showered together and had sex again. And then went for a nice Mookata dinner followed by some more drinking and dancing at Hollywood. We returned at around 2. 00 am had sex once more and then slept. The next morning I was returning to BKK so I kissed this lass goodbye and was on my way. I was in touch with her for about 3 years after that and then she suddenly fell of the radar. No messages, no calls, nothing. I called the mamasan at the bar and checked. The mamasan Nim informed me that Nana got married and moved to BKK. Fuck!

Silence for the next 3 years and then this call today brought back all those wonderful memories. To cut a long story short, Nana got married, had a kid, got ditched by her husband and is now back in the trade. But she has lost her mojo completely and I would not hit that ass again. Kinda tragic. She is still quite a good looking lady at 26 and for those who are interested you will find her at Buriram Bar / Ice Bar on Soi 8, Beach Road. Here is a pic from back in the day.

Hope you enjoyed reading. Thanks.

Great story man! Thanks so much for sharing.

I'd love to give it that a try. I imagine it will cost more than 1500 baht. But an experience like that would be well worth it.

The tough part will be to find a girl as adventurous as your Nana. And I am not talking about the sex. I think many Pattaya girls would be ok with that. But getting a Thai girls to stay out in the sun that long is a real challenge. 555.

I'll bounce the idea off on my fave regular when I see her in December. Thanks for the idea!

Stay horny my friend.

Uncle-V.

[Blanquiceleste]

How do you know she lost her Mojo? She looks super sexy from your photo.

-- WT.

That pic is from BACK IN THE DAY. The little conversation with her yesterday told me she is not the same love machine she used to be. She told me does not BF much these days. Nonetheless, I have shared her present coordinates. You can check her out and tell me I'm wrong.

[Wtboatr]

Today I received a call. From the number flashing on my mobile's screen I could tell it was a Thailand number. I answered it and the voice at the other end shrieked "you no memolee me na ka?

I was totally at a loss. I could not guess who this was. So I proceeded to say that I had changed my phone recently and hence had lost all my numbers. After a bit more banter the girl identified herself as Nana (very helpful indeed! So some more conversation and I finally figured who it was. And that makes a great story for today.

Circa 2008 Pattaya. I had picked this young 19 yo from Simon 2 on WS, a bar right art the end. Rolling Live 3 I think. Probably the best pick in that trip. Her name was Nana and she was an absolute delight. Fantastic GFE, raunchy sex, foodie to match my appetite and could give me a run for my money on the drinking. She stayed with me for exactly 3 days. On one of those days she popped an idea and I said yes in a heartbeat. The idea was to get away to some small nearby remote island. So she got some food packed, got a few 6 packs and headed down to the beach at around 10.00 am.

She spoke to one of the motorboat chappies and we had a deal at THB 1500 - he would take us to a nearby island that was uninhabited and leave us there for a few hours and then come back and pick us up at a pre-appointed time. So off we went to an island, probably 10 miles west of Coral Island if my sense of navigation was right.

And we were there for 4 hours. I shagged this girl twice on the open beach. She fed me the goodies we had got and drank around 5 cans of beer each. The sex was divine. Absolutely divine. The feeling of having sex on an open beach is simply exhilarating. We swan in water for a bit, frolicked and generally had a very good time. The motorboat chappie came back at 3. 00 pm and I really did not realize it was so late. Back on mainland we went back to the hotel, showered together and had sex again. And then went for a nice Mookata dinner followed by some more drinking and dancing at Hollywood. We returned at around 2. 00 am had sex once more and then slept. The next morning I was returning to BKK so I kissed this lass goodbye and was on my way. I was in touch with her for about 3 years after that and then she suddenly fell of the radar. No messages, no calls, nothing. I called the mamasan at the bar and checked. The mamasan Nim informed me that Nana got married and moved to BKK. Fuck!

Silence for the next 3 years and then this call today brought back all those wonderful memories. To cut a long story short, Nana got married, had a kid, got ditched by her husband and is now back in the trade. But she has lost her mojo completely and I would not hit that ass again. Kinda tragic. She is still quite a good looking lady at 26 and for those who are interested you will find her at Buriram Bar / Ice Bar on Soi 8, Beach Road. Here is a pic from back in the day.

Hope you enjoyed reading. Thanks.

How do you know she lost her Mojo? She looks super sexy from your photo.

-- WT.

[Blanquiceleste]

Today I received a call. From the number flashing on my mobile's screen I could tell it was a Thailand number. I answered it and the voice at the other end shrieked "you no memolee me na ka?

I was totally at a loss. I could not guess who this was. So I proceeded to say that I had changed my phone recently and hence had lost all my numbers. After a bit more banter the girl identified herself as Nana (very helpful indeed! So some more conversation and I finally figured who it was. And that makes a great story for today.

Circa 2008 Pattaya. I had picked this young 19 yo from Simon 2 on WS, a bar right art the end. Rolling Live 3 I think. Probably the best pick in that trip. Her name was Nana and she was an absolute delight. Fantastic GFE, raunchy sex, foodie to match my appetite and could give me a run for my money on the drinking. She stayed with me for exactly 3 days. On one of those days she popped an idea and I said yes in a heartbeat. The idea was to get away to some small nearby remote island. So she got some food packed, got a few 6 packs and headed down to the beach at around 10.00 am.

She spoke to one of the motorboat chappies and we had a deal at THB 1500 - he would take us to a nearby island that was uninhabited and leave us there for a few hours and then come back and pick us up at a pre-appointed time. So off we went to an island, probably 10 miles west of Coral Island if my sense of navigation was right.

And we were there for 4 hours. I shagged this girl twice on the open beach. She fed me the goodies we had got and drank around 5 cans of beer each. The sex was divine. Absolutely divine. The feeling of having sex on an open beach is simply exhilarating. We swan in water for a bit, frolicked and generally had a very good time. The motorboat chappie came back at 3. 00 pm and I really did not realize it was so late. Back on mainland we went back to the hotel, showered together and had sex again. And then went for a nice Mookata dinner followed by some more drinking and dancing at Hollywood. We returned at around 2. 00 am had sex once more and then slept. The next morning I was returning to BKK so I kissed this lass goodbye and was on my way. I was in touch with her for about 3 years after that and then she suddenly fell of the radar. No messages, no calls, nothing. I called the mamasan at the bar and checked. The mamasan Nim informed me that Nana got married and moved to BKK. Fuck!

Silence for the next 3 years and then this call today brought back all those wonderful memories. To cut a long story short, Nana got married, had a kid, got ditched by her husband and is now back in the trade. But she has lost her mojo completely and I would not hit that ass again. Kinda tragic. She is still quite a good looking lady at 26 and for those who are interested you will find her at Buriram Bar / Ice Bar on Soi 8, Beach Road. Here is a pic from back in the day.

Hope you enjoyed reading. Thanks.