Pattaya Reports

[Cool]

Gentlemen, it has been confirmed like a Don King perm. I, Cool, and another buddy of mine were hanging on Soi 6. First we were at Sexy in the City but my buddy sessioned there before me and Cool had arrived. He said he paid 400 for the room and 1000 for the girl. I told him that he could have gotten the girl for less and told him how it worked.

We left there and went to the bar where the girl is in the video saying you can fuck my ass and fuck my mouth and whatever else she says. We were just relaxing. Cool was on the couch with his girl. Me and my buddy were at the bar and he had a chick standing next to him. This other guy that was at the bar kept fucking with Cool saying damn man you haven't taken her upstairs yet? Then my other buddy asked the cashier how much for Cool to go upstairs with the girl. Cool as my witness. She replied you have to pay 300 to the bar and THE REST IS UP TO YOU AND THE GIRL. I don't know if Cool's girl spoke that much English because I had been speaking with them in Thai, but the cashier started asking the girl in Thai (or she might have been asking in English; Cool can confirm) how much for her..

That is correct. Ban is 25 from Issan and has worked at Route 69 for 4 weeks. Her English is terrible. She tried to get me to get her amiga who could translate a drink but I declined. Took her time with her drink since I could only handle water because I had a big McDonalds lunch 45 minutes. Prior. I would rate Ban as a 6.5 on the Soi 6 scale. She spent over 20 minutes. With me as I nursed my water. I have read the board all month so I knew the fees were negotiable. I think the cashier asked Ban in Thai. Ban's dialogue was 85% in Thai. The maidens across the two bars were impressed with Mr. E's Thai. The ball was in my court. In hindsight I should have held up 7 fingers to offer 700 baht to see if should would bite. The other punter that was interfering kind of set the price at 1 k for the girl because of his meddling. He is likely a regular. Ban is tall with heels but if she takes the heels in she may come in at 5 feet 6. She has long black hair. The other buddy asking the rates piqued my interest so I asked for future purposes. I think guys jump at the 1 k because a decent freelancer commands that much and they know go gos can quadruple. Also time is not on their side. Banging 3 chicks a day for 10 days is a science. Plus a lot of the new guys are here for less than 2 weeks. Even though Ban is a newcomer she sized me up by asking how long my trip is and my nationality.

[Sree1851]

Ok so I have heard so much about soapy massage I just didn't want to leave with yesterday's bad experience, so walked in sabai dee once again but a little later. Much better option this time. Sabai dee is much more organised than honey2. The girls are all tagged and colour coded. So it's red -2 k, blue - 2. 5 K, yellow - 3 k. This time I asked the papasan for the recommendation. After specifying my requirements he advised me 2 girls. I chose the more bustier one. Her name is pha / kha. Didn't get it very clearly (sorry). Anyway her tag was red 48.

The service was nothing like yesterday. The experience was amazing this time.

Walked out very satisfied and very hungry.

Ate a very filling sea food bowl soup sort of at cafe 35 in central Marina and started walking back to hotel. But ya. Fate had other plans.

I was approached by a very insistent petite almost chubby girl for a beer at Atlantic bar a little down the road from sabai dee. And I am presently chatting with 2 girls, sipping bear and playing pool. The efternoon is full of possibilities and I am full of hope. Cheers.

[Sree1851]

Yes, Mr. E is correct, pump station is a blowjob bar. But I found the attitude very relaxed. Maybe the time of the day.

The name of the restaurant is. The king's table.

About the agogo bars. Yes I thought to move on. But really liked the pole dancers moves at crazy house and farenheit. Nashaa had some kind of DJ night sort of. So stayed back to dance a little. But I spent the 2 k to experience the total overwhelming feeling.

I had no idea there were actual G-clubs on 13/1 and 13/2. I thought they were all just massage joints and beer bars where they possibly use the rooms in the guest houses upstairs.



If the food was good please name the German restaurant.

An interesting choice of gogo bars to select on Walking Street. None are on my current rotation so I understand why you didn't find anyone to your liking. You must have liked someone there with 2 k spent on LD's. If you don't see anyone just move on.

[Mr Enternational]

I had no idea there were actual G-clubs on 13/1 and 13/2. I thought they were all just massage joints and beer bars where they possibly use the rooms in the guest houses upstairs.

He is talking about the blowjob bars.

[Banana Boi]

After the leisure lunch walked back through BR and instead of the lane of my hotel (13/1) entered 13/2 by mistake. Lot of G-club in that street. Got inside pump station and started chatting up the girls.

I had no idea there were actual G-clubs on 13/1 and 13/2. I thought they were all just massage joints and beer bars where they possibly use the rooms in the guest houses upstairs.

Bid her goodbye and now sitting at a German restaurant having a long brunch.

If the food was good please name the German restaurant.

Entered crazy house, peppermint, bypass, farenheit and Nashaa.

An interesting choice of gogo bars to select on Walking Street. None are on my current rotation so I understand why you didn't find anyone to your liking. You must have liked someone there with 2 k spent on LD's. If you don't see anyone just move on.

[Sree1851]

After the leisure lunch walked back through BR and instead of the lane of my hotel (13/1) entered 13/2 by mistake. Lot of G-club in that street. Got inside pump station and started chatting up the girls. Bought everyone beer and was playing pool and feeling up the girls. 2 games down this girl says. If you win I give you free blowjob. (Of course I lost) but got an amazing BBBJ and CIM afterwards. They have a small clean room upstairs. The girl was called Martha and has a large tattoo of 2 swans on her upper back. Damage - 900 + 230 for beers.

Headed back to hotel room for quick nap and recharge. Started for WS at 8 PM and walked around the entire stretch till port area. Entered crazy house, peppermint, bypass, farenheit and Nashaa. Totally paid about 2 K for lady drinks put together. Didn't like anybody enough to take back. Opposite side saw a beer bar complex sort of with lot more girls sitting. Liked one here and picked her for 1200 LT + 400 bar fine. Her name was Simone and was taller than me. She did BBBJ, CIM, anal, rim and stayed till breakfast. Bid her goodbye and now sitting at a German restaurant having a long brunch.

Learning: Do not plan in detail, that spoils the fun. Have a general idea and a strong desire for something and Pattaya make it happen for you. Eventually!

[Rob Jones]

Day 1.

After arriving into BKK late the night before I opted to stay the night in BKK before heading down to Pattaya. I had already done some pre-holiday chatting with a couple of ladies from both ThaiFriendly and ThaiCupid.com. So, putting those chats to use I decided to meet Noi from somewhere around the Chang Mai area. She was in BKK for a work conference and had a couple of days free before she needed to go back home. She is in her early 40's but has a banging body on her, she claims to have never been to Pattaya and afraid to go because of the horror stories she has heard from her Thai friends. I told her if she could get herself to Pattaya I would show her around.

Long story short she came off as little bit stuffy online but I was up for the challenge of turning her into the little freak I knew she could be. Needless to say, after a showing her walking street and grabbing a bite to eat and having a couple of drinks she was up for some fun.

Two pops that night and another in the morning before I rushed her on her way to meet her friends for a getaway in Hua Hin. Body solid 8 and in the looks department I would give her 7. 5 only because she didn't like to dress sexy, performance since she wasn't a working girl and I give her an 8. Paying for the Premium plan on those chats sites is already paying off.

Day 2.

After getting rid of Noi I took a little nap and got online and chatted up Bee from ThaiFriendly. Bee was a 28-yr. Old spinner from Udon. After a little negotiation and settling on 1000 baht I invited Bee over for a ST session. I was disappointed that she seemed to rush everything from the minute she arrived. Quick shower and straight to the bedroom for a rushed BBBJ and condom FS. Multiple positions finishing up with a rough pounding doggy style only because she was trying to rush me and I did not like that.

That night after walking back from Walking Street and seeing the BB doing a sweep of Beach Rd I quickly crossed to the other side of the street and was waiting for the girls to come a running. Sure, enough I was able to snag a looker who was just crossing the street for a very reasonable 800 baht. Guess she decided that price was not so bad. A quick stroll over to my condo and quick shower and a normal BBBJ and she hopped on top and worked he little body for about 10 minutes before asking me to take over. So, I flipped her over and went to town on her doggy style. After another 10 minutes or so I flipped her over again and removed the condom and covered her face with my hot sticky goo. Pim was a deal at 800 baht. Body 8, face 8, performance 8. Solid session all around.

Day 3.

Met Rose from ThaiFriendly later that morning for a ST session. Rose is not the hottest lady there but she has decent English skills and loves to be pounded hard. So, much so that the only way she can cum is to be fucked hard. After she came 3 times it was my time to blow my load. Decided to take a break that night and just enjoy some music and drinks.

Day 4.

Woke up early around 5 AM and hopped on ThaiFriendly and what do you know. I was hit up by at least 5 different girls within a couple of minutes. Picked Beer to come over and another ST session for 1000 baht with 100 baht for Taxi ride. Beer was a solid 7 in the body but a 10 in the performance.

That evening I went back to Walking Street and, on my way, back got a message from Ning from ThaiCupid to see if I wanted to meet her for a session. Ning was a little chunky but a sweet personality and she poured her heart into her work. 1000 baht for ST and 9. 5 for her performance.

Day 5.

Decided to go see a movie and afterwards strolled over to Soi Chaiya Poon for a haircut and massage. Can't remember her name but she was an older maybe mid to late 40's with a great attitude. Anyway, she talked me into a special massage for 700 baht. Well worth it.

After spending the evening drinking beer at various beer bars along Soi 8. I start to swipe through tinder and find Cherry. Cherry was 29 and again a little on the heavy side but a fun fuck. Cherry met me at the entrance to my condo and up we went for 1000 bath ST session that lasted at least 3 hours. Cherry was so into she must have come 5 times before it was all over.

Day 6.

Met Ratch another girl from ThaiFriendly that I had chatted up before arriving in Pattaya. Ratch was a cute girl from Laos with a killer body who is super horny. She is another one that comes multiple times and the harder you fuck her the more she likes it. Ratch quickly became my favorite so far unfortunately she is leaving to go to Malaysia where she says she can make more money than here.

Day 7.

Day 7 started off early again. Woke up around 3:30 AM since I did not go out last night. Hopped on Tinder and I had a message from JoJo a girl from Kenya. Yes, I know this is Thailand and why in the world would I want an African chick. So, after a little back and forth we settle on 1000 baht for ST. She comes over and all I can say is I decided to give it a try. Well, her performance was mechanical at best so I would only give her a 5 on performance her body was ok maybe 7. Wish I would have just passed this one up. After about 20 minutes of trying to come and her bitching about why I take so long I decided to send her on her way.

So, after a short rest I contact Ma from Tinder. Ma is cutie from Cambodia and she has a great body and her English is pretty good. So, I ask her over for 1000-baht ST and 200 baht for Taxi ride. Ma, went to town on my cock giving it the best BBBJ I have gotten so far. After a few minutes of that we went into Cowgirl and then to doggy where she put on a good performance but I was not falling for it. LOL. Anyhow even with her acting I did enjoy my time with her and I would consider having her back again. Who knows, I might even ask her for a LT session next time around.

This afternoon I go and get a massage on 2nd Rd and selected Phom from a massage shop close to Royal Garden. Phom is definitely older and chunkier but since I have had good luck with the heavier girls so far, I decide to pick her. Good decision 1000 baht for oil massage ending with FS not too bad for that price.

Think I might have to take a break tonight and just enjoy some drinking and music. Ah hell who am I kidding it is still early and the night hasn't even begun. I am for sure going to pick someone. Tonight, feels like a Beach Rd type of night. LOL.

Hi Rob.

Top report mate. It's good to see you using all the avenues available in Pattaya for fun. I arrive tomorrow night and you have made my last 24 hours hell after reading your report. Some of the names on TF are sounding familiar LOL but there are lots of Bees and Yings and Nois LOL. I too in the past have used the morning TF booty call and it's amazing what you can get.

All the best and if you are in Pattaya over the next week we may catch up for a beer.

Rob.

[Mr Enternational]

Gentlemen, it has been confirmed like a Don King perm. I, Cool, and another buddy of mine were hanging on Soi 6. First we were at Sexy in the City but my buddy sessioned there before me and Cool had arrived. He said he paid 400 for the room and 1000 for the girl. I told him that he could have gotten the girl for less and told him how it worked.

We left there and went to the bar where the girl is in the video saying you can fuck my ass and fuck my mouth and whatever else she says. We were just relaxing. Cool was on the couch with his girl. Me and my buddy were at the bar and he had a chick standing next to him. This other guy that was at the bar kept fucking with Cool saying damn man you haven't taken her upstairs yet? Then my other buddy asked the cashier how much for Cool to go upstairs with the girl. Cool as my witness. She replied you have to pay 300 to the bar and THE REST IS UP TO YOU AND THE GIRL. I don't know if Cool's girl spoke that much English because I had been speaking with them in Thai, but the cashier started asking the girl in Thai (or she might have been asking in English; Cool can confirm) how much for her. And this is how it works in every bar on Soi 6 as I have been saying forever.

P.S. While in Sexy in the City my buddy wanted to know how much to take a chick back to his room. I asked the girl that was with me and she said 600 for the bar, 1200 for the girl. I think it was for 3 hours she said.

[Roaming Rob 1]

Day 1.

After arriving into BKK late the night before I opted to stay the night in BKK before heading down to Pattaya. I had already done some pre-holiday chatting with a couple of ladies from both ThaiFriendly and ThaiCupid.com. So, putting those chats to use I decided to meet Noi from somewhere around the Chang Mai area. She was in BKK for a work conference and had a couple of days free before she needed to go back home. She is in her early 40's but has a banging body on her, she claims to have never been to Pattaya and afraid to go because of the horror stories she has heard from her Thai friends. I told her if she could get herself to Pattaya I would show her around.

Long story short she came off as little bit stuffy online but I was up for the challenge of turning her into the little freak I knew she could be. Needless to say, after a showing her walking street and grabbing a bite to eat and having a couple of drinks she was up for some fun.

Two pops that night and another in the morning before I rushed her on her way to meet her friends for a getaway in Hua Hin. Body solid 8 and in the looks department I would give her 7. 5 only because she didn't like to dress sexy, performance since she wasn't a working girl and I give her an 8. Paying for the Premium plan on those chats sites is already paying off.

Day 2.

After getting rid of Noi I took a little nap and got online and chatted up Bee from ThaiFriendly. Bee was a 28-yr. Old spinner from Udon. After a little negotiation and settling on 1000 baht I invited Bee over for a ST session. I was disappointed that she seemed to rush everything from the minute she arrived. Quick shower and straight to the bedroom for a rushed BBBJ and condom FS. Multiple positions finishing up with a rough pounding doggy style only because she was trying to rush me and I did not like that.

That night after walking back from Walking Street and seeing the BB doing a sweep of Beach Rd I quickly crossed to the other side of the street and was waiting for the girls to come a running. Sure, enough I was able to snag a looker who was just crossing the street for a very reasonable 800 baht. Guess she decided that price was not so bad. A quick stroll over to my condo and quick shower and a normal BBBJ and she hopped on top and worked he little body for about 10 minutes before asking me to take over. So, I flipped her over and went to town on her doggy style. After another 10 minutes or so I flipped her over again and removed the condom and covered her face with my hot sticky goo. Pim was a deal at 800 baht. Body 8, face 8, performance 8. Solid session all around.

Day 3.

Met Rose from ThaiFriendly later that morning for a ST session. Rose is not the hottest lady there but she has decent English skills and loves to be pounded hard. So, much so that the only way she can cum is to be fucked hard. After she came 3 times it was my time to blow my load. Decided to take a break that night and just enjoy some music and drinks.

Day 4.

Woke up early around 5 AM and hopped on ThaiFriendly and what do you know. I was hit up by at least 5 different girls within a couple of minutes. Picked Beer to come over and another ST session for 1000 baht with 100 baht for Taxi ride. Beer was a solid 7 in the body but a 10 in the performance.

That evening I went back to Walking Street and, on my way, back got a message from Ning from ThaiCupid to see if I wanted to meet her for a session. Ning was a little chunky but a sweet personality and she poured her heart into her work. 1000 baht for ST and 9. 5 for her performance.

Day 5.

Decided to go see a movie and afterwards strolled over to Soi Chaiya Poon for a haircut and massage. Can't remember her name but she was an older maybe mid to late 40's with a great attitude. Anyway, she talked me into a special massage for 700 baht. Well worth it.

After spending the evening drinking beer at various beer bars along Soi 8. I start to swipe through tinder and find Cherry. Cherry was 29 and again a little on the heavy side but a fun fuck. Cherry met me at the entrance to my condo and up we went for 1000 bath ST session that lasted at least 3 hours. Cherry was so into she must have come 5 times before it was all over.

Day 6.

Met Ratch another girl from ThaiFriendly that I had chatted up before arriving in Pattaya. Ratch was a cute girl from Laos with a killer body who is super horny. She is another one that comes multiple times and the harder you fuck her the more she likes it. Ratch quickly became my favorite so far unfortunately she is leaving to go to Malaysia where she says she can make more money than here.

Day 7.

Day 7 started off early again. Woke up around 3:30 AM since I did not go out last night. Hopped on Tinder and I had a message from JoJo a girl from Kenya. Yes, I know this is Thailand and why in the world would I want an African chick. So, after a little back and forth we settle on 1000 baht for ST. She comes over and all I can say is I decided to give it a try. Well, her performance was mechanical at best so I would only give her a 5 on performance her body was ok maybe 7. Wish I would have just passed this one up. After about 20 minutes of trying to come and her bitching about why I take so long I decided to send her on her way.

So, after a short rest I contact Ma from Tinder. Ma is cutie from Cambodia and she has a great body and her English is pretty good. So, I ask her over for 1000-baht ST and 200 baht for Taxi ride. Ma, went to town on my cock giving it the best BBBJ I have gotten so far. After a few minutes of that we went into Cowgirl and then to doggy where she put on a good performance but I was not falling for it. LOL. Anyhow even with her acting I did enjoy my time with her and I would consider having her back again. Who knows, I might even ask her for a LT session next time around.

This afternoon I go and get a massage on 2nd Rd and selected Phom from a massage shop close to Royal Garden. Phom is definitely older and chunkier but since I have had good luck with the heavier girls so far, I decide to pick her. Good decision 1000 baht for oil massage ending with FS not too bad for that price.

Think I might have to take a break tonight and just enjoy some drinking and music. Ah hell who am I kidding it is still early and the night hasn't even begun. I am for sure going to pick someone. Tonight, feels like a Beach Rd type of night. LOL.

[Cool]

The girls at the den wear evening dresses. Nothing overly revealing or sexy. If your smooth your hands can wander up her her dress.

[Mr Enternational]

I made my maiden voyage to the Den after being curious about it when I saw an advertisement on a Pattaya magazine. Half of the ladies are over 35. Smoking is allowed and it has one of the most laid back vibes I've seen.

LOL. I was wondering what you were doing with that old ass lady. Mine was 25. Said she has only been working there 2 weeks and was working at Doll House agogo before. She likes The Den better because it is more laid back. She was supposed to come over when she got off but was tired and wants to come today. Shit. Who knows what I will be into tonight. I sent a message last night to the chick I used to mess with that was the hostess there. Her dad was from England. She went to England and now she lives in Germany. So much for that.

[Sree1851]

Landed in BKK airport at 5 AM today. I had got my visa made from my home country so immigration took about 30 minutes maximum. Had pre-booked Angie taxi which took me to Pattaya in about an hour and half in a Toyota fortuner and for some reason very happy driver.

Had booked my self in Dynasty inn and slept off for a few hours.

Woke up at 11.30 and headed to the soapy massage junction near central Marina. 1st attempt was sabai dee. They had just opened up so not much to choose from. Next walked into honey2. Impressive line up of about 30+ girls. Picked the girl who was constantly waving and smiling for all inclusive 2500. She was tagged 449 and calls herself apple. The 1st sign of turnoff started when she started insisting on 2 shots extra money. When I refused it went downhill from there. It was all mechanical rubbing and tugging. And it's more unnerving that she calls out the name of your country when you are just about to cum. Not a very good experience.

Learnings - 1. Always specify your requirement to papasan / mamasan before you even choose a girl.

2. When things are not going well in the beginning to will definitely not improve over the next half hour.

I didn't know the policy here (veterans please help) if I don't like the attitude of the girl in the 1st 15 minutes am I allowed to ask for a replacement?

Anyway. Now sitting at a beach facing restaurant and gulping down shrimps and thinking next plan of action.

Cheers.

[SexInStl]

Walked Soi 6 and just wasn't feeling it. Made the mistake of walking down Soi 6/1 and got molested by every ladyboy on the street. Decided to walk down Beach Road and met an older, 30-ish, petite lady named 'A'. Decent body, a little bit of a belly starting, but nice natural see cups, and firm body. It felt good to FK someone who was really into it. She went at it like she hadn't gotten a good fkking in a while. Good kisser, very GFE. Nice change of pace.

[Cool]

I made my maiden voyage to the Den after being curious about it when I saw an advertisement on a Pattaya magazine. Luck has it a Senior BM was meeting up with friends at the Den so I tagged along. The inside is decorated with Eurocentric medieval type environment. The girls have a basic appearance like Taboo but not as "thick". They are also on average older than the Taboo ladies. Half of the ladies are over 35. Smoking is allowed and it has one of the most laid back vibes I've seen. I heard the food is great. The prices are reasonable. 70 baht for Coke Zero and 130 for lady drinks. Not inflated Walking St. Prices. There were around 10 bar girls with maybe 5 waitresses at 18:30. They have a pool table.

Verdict: I probably wouldn't return to the Den because I like the in your face atmosphere of Soi 6 better. The deal breaker is the talent was not up to my liking and nothing to write home about. With all the watering holes in Pattaya there is no reason for me to become enamored with this place.

[Goatscrot]

So I discovered there was a Bell Transit Location right across the Highway from where I stay in Bang Na, and I was able to go directly from there to Pattaya for 108 Baht. I thought, based upon what the website said that there were 3 buses, one at 9:30, one at 1:30 (13:30) and one at 5:30 (17:30), but the lady at the desk said they run every 15 minutes. I also thought that based on what the website said, that it would be a 3+ hour trip, I assumed for stops and traffic and whatnot. No. We sped straight down here in barely an hour and a half. So I had to kill some time walking around. It's freaking humid.

After finally settling in, I tried to sleep and couldn't, so I figured I'd knock the first one out right away. I had seen they are up and going on Soi 6 pretty early, so I headed over there. As expected the pickings were not all that hot, but I found a young spinner at Wicked and decided to walk up and talk to her. Easily the hottest girl there (in my opinion), her name was May, and she had short, super straight fine blonde hair with pink and blue highlights, braces, a long skinny body, a flat stomach, and what looked like some actual boobies.

She said something to one of the girls as I approached her, the body language makes me think 'Oh great, he picked me' and she did not seem too enthused. I thought, what the fok, there's 100 girls sitting up and down this street BEGGING for business, and you're not too enthused to get picked. But I was determined to get this done early and she was the type I wanted so. I bought a water and tried to get her to sit near me, but she wanted a drink. Okay, whatever, I bought here an orange juice. (Surprisingly, and this shows I'm WAY too used to the Bangkok clubs I guess, my water and OJ was only a total of 160 Baht. Pretty normal, really).

Once she had the OJ, then we were talking. She WOULD NOT budge on price, 300 room, 1000 for her, and really, I was ok with it. Most of the girls in Bangkok that look like her want MINIMUM 2500. If you're lucky.

So we went upstairs, showered together. With her clothes off she does have boobies, they are small, but sort of curve outward, probably from breastfeeding, though they look great. And her body doesn't reallly show any baby damage. She wouldn't tongue kiss, though when she came (she claims, she did), she did lean down and give me a short tongue touching kiss. And I had to beg her to give me a blow job. "I don't like to!" Not beg her to BBBJ, but beg her just to Blow me! (It was a BBBJ) She wasn't much good at it. She also didn't seem to really enjoy the DATY, though man, what a beautiful, perfect pussy.

And maybe the shortest distance between a butthole and a vagina I've ever seen.

She did great at acting like my cock hurt her when we started in missionary, and seemed to take pleasure when I flipped her up to ride me. That was when I told her, I wanted HER to cum and she went at it. But then it took ME a long time to cum and she wasn't too keen on that, finishing all over her boobs and stomach. Despite all of this, I rather enjoyed it all, but she was so cold after the fact, that I thought, fuk it, if you're too stupid to want repeat business I'll just find someone else. Not like there's a shortage of women.

I just wish more of them looked like her for that price. We'll see how tonight looks.

The better looking the gal, the less she'll do. That seems to be a given.