Pattaya Reports

[Dena0]

This guy, great video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvoGhPHQ7rg

👍128077;128077;.

[XXL]

This MILF in the street in front of where I rent wanted 500. I thought why not this is such small money, and her figure was one of the best MILF figures relative to her age (as I could deduce from the face) I'd seen for a long time in Thailand.

At reception there was an unexpected, slightly awkward but memorable scene. As she was making a beeline for the elevator I gestured for her to leave her ID first with the security seated in front of the elevator. But instead of himself demanding her ID as securities would, the fellow addressed me a questioning gaze. I was made to understand the MILF I thought was a visitor was herself a resident of the building!

Her performance and body were more than OK. She muttered something about everything being closed, no discos etc. She didn't have a phone with her. I made her promise to ring at my door day after tomorrow but I don't think she will. She must have been high on something, no smell of alcohol. I assume she's staying here with some husband or boyfriend.

[Mr Enternational]

Yesterday morning I sent my crazy free ex-hooker chick to work by motorbike taxi. I gave her 300 baht to cover that plus to eat or whatever for the day. Frankly I am tired of her self-centered, wishy-washy ass. Three nights ago she told me to come to her house and get her the next day at 8pm. But the next morning she said that she had to go to the post office at 12 or 1 and told me to pick her up from there. 2pm rolls around and I hit her up because I have not heard from her. I asked if she changed her mind. She had the nerve to get a bad attitude saying she was already back home/work and to just forget it. What the fuck are you talking about? You never contacted me to tell me that you were ready. Surely you did not expect I would just go to the post office at noon and sit around until you decided to show up? You did say 12 OR 1! So she told me to come get her from home at 9pm.

7:30 rolls around and she said she was ready for me to come. I was watching a show and told her I would come in 30 minutes. When I was on my way out, I told her to be outside at the guard house where we meet in 10 minutes. I get there in 10 minutes and she is not there. It is starting to rain. I say why are you not out here. She wants to start arguing. Seriously? Look. Are you coming or not? She finally shows 10 minutes after the time she was supposed to be there. The next morning, on her way out, she decides to pick up a bottle of liquor and say I am taking this with me. No the fuck you are not. It is only 279 baht she says. What does that have to do with anything? Who just comes in people's house and picks things up and declares it theirs then get a bad attitude when they are told they can not have it?

So I lazed around all day and did nothing except cook and catch up on my shows. Around 5pm I got on Thai Friendly and Tinder. Ended up making contact with a chick that was just my type on Tinder about 7pm. We took the convo over to Line at which time she said I remember you. I said no the hell you don't. She said yes, from Prive Club 69.1. I said I don't even know what the hell that is. So I did a google on it. It was that new "disco" on Soi LK Metro. I said ohhhh yeah. It was the chick that was at the table behind me and my nephew the only day I was there last month. I told her if she would have gotten with me then we would have been married by now.

I asked her where she worked and she said she is an accountant at a law firm. I told her that she should come over and chill out and watch a movie. She said that she just came in from exercising and had not even taken a shower. She asked if I had eaten yet and I told her I did about 2 hours ago so I was good. Then she went ghost.

I sent messages with some more chicks that I already know. My free chick that stayed over last week for 4 days said she wanted to come. I know that when she gets here there is no telling how many days she would stay and I was still putting my money on the accountant chick. I was thinking as soon as I tell her she can come the other chick will hit me back saying she wants to come. So I told her maybe tomorrow night. There were also other free and paid chicks that wanted to come.

It was 9:18pm and I still did not hear from the accountant, so I sent her a nasty gram. I told her I guess you changed your mind. Why didn't you just tell me? At 9:39 she answered saying her battery was dead and she had just gotten back to her room. She had gone over her friend's house to eat. I said well you better hurry then. She said it is almost 10. If I come now I will not make it back before the curfew. (Duhh. That was the reason to come watch a movie in the first place; so you would be here after curfew and be stuck.) I told her she could go back tomorrow or just stay here forever. She started laughing and I said we can talk when you get here. She said that she had not even taken a shower yet. Uhh. You can take a shower here. I just cleaned the crib too, so it is fresh.

I sent her the location and she was on her way. At 10:03 I sent her a message saying she had better hurry because the police are coming. At 10:04 she answered saying she was here. I said the police are here too! I went down to let her in. I noticed that she did not have anything with her. I said where are your clothes. She said I did not have time to bring anything. We talked for a minute then I got a t-shirt out for her. She went to take a shower and we started to watch Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. The rest is history.

When we woke up today I jokingly asked if her phone was charged yet. After making sparks fly this morning she got up to get dressed. I asked where she was going. She said Big C Xtra. Trying to get her to stay, I said Big C is closed. She said no it is not; my boss just went there silly. I felt her head and said well your temp is 38, they are not going to let you in. She started laughing. I said when are you coming back then? She said she would come back tonight if I want. Shit, is the pope Catholic? I walked her out. I guess I will have to put my other chick off once again.

One other thing that I really like about this chick is that she says she gets up at 6:30 on the weekdays because she has to be at work at 8. So she won't be laying around sleeping all day like these other chicks. I am starting to think that Corona is the best thing that has ever happened to me. They say it affects people differently. I have nothing but praise for it so far.

[Ty Down]

This guy, great video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvoGhPHQ7rg

[Banana Boi]

where as most Asians see providing support to others less fortunate as their duty or obligation.

A civilian Thai girl I know shops online for clothes and shoes for kids. She is so happy when she gets to send these out to needy kids. She feels lucky to have enough money so she can help those in need.

One of the first things I learned in Thailand was the generosity of Thai girls. Wherever my first regular Thai gogo girl went she would give 20 to 100 baht to any person on the street who looks like they needed money. I learned pretty fast that I didn't need to pay gogo girls the tourist rate.

All of us here also do well supporting others less fortunate than we are, except we expect sexual services in return.

[XXL]

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"A German pensioner, stranded by the Covid-19 crisis and a lack of outbound flights, broke and hungry in Bangkoks Khao San Road area, has become the latest beneficiary of a well known Thai philanthropist."
https://thethaiger.com/coronavirus/c...philanthropist

I read the story but I thought why don't they instead (or also) report about the farang in Jomtien who is collecting donations in the thousands of dollars to organise food distributions? He was featured in Thaivisa. Called Hemmingway or maybe that's the name of the place he's running. What I mean is this Thaiger article may have an angle.

Incidentally, how many lives will Covid have saved in Thailand? Quite a few what with the alcohol ban and the lull in road carnage.

[Goferring]

You are fucking right. You never know what somebody's situation is....There is something called being a decent human being, simply because it is the right thing to do....

It was explained to me that charity is a Western and Christian concept where as most Asians see providing support to others less fortunate as their duty or obligation. It can extend from helping the poor to family members, 'adopting' needy children etc.

Of course, it's often exploited by beggars, boy friends, uncles etc too and there are times when asians can be viscous at exploiting each other

Enjoy. G.

[Mr Enternational]

Today is my grandaughter's Birthday two years old but like always they come to me last minute and say we need to go to Bangkok / Pattaya for one of her Vaccine.

That is what kids do. I have to get on my daughter sometimes. She wants to tell me things at the last minute and hold me hostage all day running around doing the things that she needs to do, not considering I have my own things I need to be doing too. I am sure that I probably did the same to my mom and dad as well.

[Mr Enternational]

What it actually reveals is how genuinely caring Thais are. There are stranded expats being given shelter at temples, and locals providing food to help them out. I'm not judging whether some of those expats might be the professional backpacker beggar sort, I'm choosing to enjoy this demonstration of Thai hospitality.

You are fucking right. You never know what somebody's situation is. I am not a religious person by any stretch of the imagination. Hell, I don't even have a religion. But in the Christian bible Jesus said, I was hungry and you gave me food. I was thirsty and you gave me drink. I was a stranger and you welcomed me. I was naked and you clothed me. There is something called being a decent human being, simply because it is the right thing to do. (I didn't say be a fool though.) It could just as well be your ass out there next that is in need.

"A German pensioner, stranded by the Covid-19 crisis and a lack of outbound flights, broke and hungry in Bangkok’s Khao San Road area, has become the latest beneficiary of a well known Thai philanthropist."
https://thethaiger.com/coronavirus/c...philanthropist

[LittleBigMan]

Speaking Up! That is my M. O.

Today is my grandaughter's Birthday two years old but like always they come to me last minute and say we need to go to Bangkok / Pattaya for one of her Vaccine. Okay That means no morning coffee during my regular time it also means coming from the Darkside we will have to go through the checkpoint so I told them to make sure you bring everything meaning documents.

I have to admit they actually doing a pretty good job with the traffic as we roll up at the checkpoint at Pattaya Nua, I roll down all the windows so they can take our temperature my son and daughter-inlaw does all the talking shows them the paperwork for the appointment then the guy hesitates and say we need to go to a 7/11 and get a form and permission. Now I speak up of course politely and point is that guy standing there the guy in charge he says yes. I get out of the car walk up to him and told him our situation he walks back to the car looks in one word tells the guy to let us through.

U-Turn at the Checkpoint and we are at the hospital I noticed in the back parking lot now they have a number of large tents labeled (ARI) everyone dress in PPE, after parking I get screen at one the entrance to the hospital girls all covered in PPE, take my temperature and ask where I'm going? I speak a bit of English and Thai saying my granddaughter is inside for her vaccine. After everything is done I return same entrance to exit the girl who checked me earlier gets up and starts talking about me getting check inside the tents basically saying since I'm a foreigner to be safe you should get checked. Luckily I didn't say I was Chinese! It was a bit of a surprise since I haven't seen or heard anything where one could actually get tested or treated in Pattaya. In the end, I told her I'm not sick but if it is free I would gladly do it her answer was silence.

Never surprise? with the alcohol ban, Thai always finds a source out here on the Darkside? but to be sure the wife and daughter-in-law mother been making their own moonshine I had a taste the other day I'm thinking if I had the Virus a glass of this would kill it. When I got home someone somewhere they were able to get a case of Leo and a few bottles of whiskey. Nothing large just immediate family, brother, a cousin who wanted to bring his regular but reminded him no P4P girls at my house for good reason for him and me. Another day and Songkran will be finished hopefully for the rest of the year it should be like this every year.

[Chacal60]

I've seen videos about low life millennial backpackers who beg their way across Asia. Almost exclusively millenials from north america and Europe. Don't judge the rest of us accordingly. Most of us have a sense of pride and fairplay.

What it actually reveals is how genuinely caring Thais are. There are stranded expats being given shelter at temples, and locals providing food to help them out. I'm not judging whether some of those expats might be the professional backpacker beggar sort, I'm choosing to enjoy this demonstration of Thai hospitality.

Which includes, but transcends, the way your attentive gal gently removes a full comdom from your tool with a few tissues, then cups it in her hands as she admires the load and smiles broadly at the evidence that you are "happy".

[Zman429]

First chick said she had to get up early. Second chick said she was on her period. Every other chick did not answer right away.

LOL yep that's usually how my good nights start out just got to work thru it.

[Goferring]

Who would have thought that I would run into a grand prize 200 meters from my place and 5 minutes before curfew.

I've always said that the best times always happen by accident. Guys that plan their holidays in 15 minute increments don't know what they are missing. 😁.

Good to read that you had a good time. G.

[Mr Enternational]

I left Nightwish's crib and decided I may want to get some company for the night. I pulled my bike to the side of Third Road and started hitting up chicks. It was already 9:30 and curfew is at 10. First chick said she had to get up early. Second chick said she was on her period. Every other chick did not answer right away. I went to Soi Buakow to look for a mango pancake. Pulled over again to answer some messages. At the same time a ladyboy was walking by and asked if I wanted a blowjob. No thanks. Boom boom? No thanks. I am just here sending messages. No pancakes in sight. I get some fruit instead. 9:45. I better get my ass home.

Riding down my soi and I pass 7-Eleven and glance over. Motherfucker! I make a u-turn and pull into the parking lot where a chick is on her motorbike getting food from a lady. "Why you keep bullshitting?" are the words than come out of my mouth. She asks do you know me? I said kind of and said her name. We met on Thai Friendly or Tinder last month. Hell, you just looked at me on Thai Friendly yesterday. When we talked last month you said I was not going to give you enough money. She asked how much were you going to give me. I said 1200. She asked if I wanted her to go with me now. I said hell yes. She said how much you give me. I said 1000. (I don't negotiate up; I negotiate down. So you better jump on that first offer.) She said all night 1500. I said nope, 1000! She said why you so cheap? Then said okay let me take this food home and we can go.

I followed her to her place. Soi Full Love Inn. Walking distance from my place and the same rooms that I know a couple of other chicks. She went in and put her stuff up and came back and followed me to my place. When she walked through the door out comes the same exact question as every other chick. How you can stay here a long time. I said because I am rich. She said well why you Cheap Charlie and not give me more? Uhhh. That is how I stay rich. LOL.

Great chick. Turns out she is from Laos. I showed her pictures of another girl that I know that lives where she lives and she said that she knows her. She said her nose implant came out and she went back to her village. I knew she had a little gash on the tip of her nose, but I did not know it was because of an implant. I guess the shit eventually fell out of that gash. (The next day I sent the implant chick a message, but like most other chicks, when they go back home you will not get an answer. I don't know if they delete the Pattaya Line account or what the fuck goes on. Just enjoy them while you have them is my advice.)

Anyway the girl turned out to be a total GFE and a nice and funny chick to boot. Not to mention that we fucked like rabbits. We wore each other the hell out. She got up to leave about 11 am. I told her whenever she doesn't have a customer feel free to hit me up. I told her to take my Line. She asked if I already had her Line. I said I deleted that shit when you thought you were too good to take 1200 baht. I have never seen a turtle with speed or a bich that I need.

So she put my Line in her phone and she said oh that is you? And just like so many other chicks, non-pro and pro alike, "You look so much better in person. " Shit to me I think I look the same. But if so many different people are saying it then it must have some merit.

Today there ended up being a reason for everything. The first chick in Jomtien had issues. Then I did not want to sleep on the NightWish chick's boxspring and for some reason did not want her to come stay in my room. Then all the chicks I tried to contact to come over and stay had conflicts or did not answer. Who would have thought that I would run into a grand prize 200 meters from my place and 5 minutes before curfew. The monger god may not come when you want, but he is ALWAYS on time. Won't he Do It?

[MeatMan]

I've seen videos about low life millennial backpackers who beg their way across Asia. Almost exclusively millenials from north america and Europe. Don't judge the rest of us accordingly. Most of us have a sense of pride and fairplay.

They're fucking bums. I swear, If I ever run into some college-aged tourists chasing me down to buy some damn jewelry or whatever they're selling, I will flip my fucking noodle. And I'm already a freaking nutcase!