Pattaya Reports

[TConor]

They won't take your money but some banks start charging a nominal maintenance fee for inactive accounts. Best check with your bank.

And send a few baht to a worthy gal, opps, cause.

[Crocodilexp]

You looking in the wrong places. There are 500 baht girls but you really really really need to know where to look.

Tell us the secret. Where to look?

[Franciscass]

So Biden is opening up the USA. As many predicted would happen.

All Political.

Is Thailand on the verge of Opening up. LOL. Starting to get worried about my $25,000 on deposit at Bangkok Bank.

One year no activity.

Maybe they think I Die and take my money.

They won't take your money but some banks start charging a nominal maintenance fee for inactive accounts. Best check with your bank.

[Franciscass]

Hate fake moaning and dirty talk. Just as bad are the squeals you get from Japanese girls. Picked up a few hot girls in Japan last Summer only to be very disappointed in the room with their Minnie Mouse squealing. Japanese men do have some weird preferences if this is what the girls have been conditioned to do.

The gratuitous high octave theatrical moaning is as suggested by many a turn off but personally I admit to being fond of a little audio especially while giving head. Trying to differentiate what is just a part of her routine from a genuine sensual feeling umm who who's but when it's accompanied by some subtle but pronounced physical movement of her legs and hips I content myself with, I still got it, she really likes it. I know sad old fart.

Minnie Mouse squealing or not I love Japanese girls.

[Danny Duck]

I'm in my fifth week out of quarantine and simply cannot cope with all the girls offering me short time on a well-known dating website. After a few disastrous mistakes, I have now found about 8 to 10 beautiful cuties and simply can't find the time and energy to serve them all. After all, I am in my mid-60's and now quite the young stag I used to be. So, although all the bars and gogos are closed till probably the beginning of February, there is still plenty of pleasure to be found, at very reasonable prices (1,000 to 1,500 baht), if you know where to look for it.

You looking in the wrong places. There are 500 baht girls but you really really really need to know where to look.

[Mr Enternational]

Yeah, I can do without the vocals. The girls most guilty of "oh baby," "fuck me baby," "Oh fuck" are lovely little Filipinas. I guess is the fault of having a common language. I do not get the the vocals near as much with Thai, Indo, Viet and Chinese girls and most Filipinas are quiet, but 1 out of 10 is a pretty big number compared to other girls. Oh well, Filipinas are great at GFE. I still love them.

It has nothing to do with language. It has everything to do with watching porno movies and mimicking. The same as men wanting to do this that and the other simply because they see it in the same pornos. The porno actors have to get into all kinds of uncomfortable positions so the camera can see. Real people have no need for that, but because they saw it on the film it seems like a good thing to try.

There is some story about a lady always cooking a bird in a pan that seemed too small to fit the bird. The daughter asked her mom why she uses a pan like that. She said that is the way her mother did it. So the girl asked the grandmother why use such a small pan for such a big bird. The grandmother said because she could not afford a bigger pan. So the lady was only mimicking what she saw her mom doing not knowing the real reason for it.

Same with everybody starting to shave their pubes since that was seen in porno movies. Everybody wanting to cum in a chick's mouth or on her face because that is what they saw. Everybody wanting to watch lesbians get it on because that is what they saw. The list goes on.

In a real movie you have all types of sound from things going on from A to Z: doors creaking, trucks driving by. This shit keeps our attention and keeps us tuned in. Turn down the sound to a porno movie and watch how fast you fall asleep. They gotta make sounds and say shit to keep some kind of interest in the show. Fucking is just an ordinary bodily function. Without the oooh ahhh give it to me daddy it would just be like watching somebody sitting there breathing or on the toilet taking a shit.

As BB alluded to, Japanese chicks make the noises that are heard in Japanese pornos. Brazilians make the noises heard in Brazilian pornos. But this is mainly a hooker thing. I rarely find non-hookers doing this shit in any culture.

[Banana Boi]

Hate fake moaning and dirty talk. Just as bad are the squeals you get from Japanese girls. Picked up a few hot girls in Japan last Summer only to be very disappointed in the room with their Minnie Mouse squealing. Japanese men do have some weird preferences if this is what the girls have been conditioned to do.

[Pcdilwj]

Why are you posting the exact same thing it multiple places? Sure, it's a list of all the places you've been that have any mongering worth a mention, but not especially relevant to either Bangkok or Pattaya nor insightful.

Well its just observation some people have thank me for posting and I beg to disagree I think its very insightful heheheeh hlol.

[Member #4698]

<snip> shouting and screaming during sex is a turn off. I rather a girl whimper with delight than shout "Yes baby!! Fuck me baby!!".

Yeah, I can do without the vocals. The girls most guilty of "oh baby," "fuck me baby," "Oh fuck" are lovely little Filipinas. I guess is the fault of having a common language. I do not get the the vocals near as much with Thai, Indo, Viet and Chinese girls and most Filipinas are quiet, but 1 out of 10 is a pretty big number compared to other girls. Oh well, Filipinas are great at GFE. I still love them.

[Turgid]

No argument from me.

One thing that turns off Girls is a guy wanting GFE from the get go. If it happens it happens. It's more of a Chemistry thing.

I've paid 3000 baht and knew from first Hello, it wasn't going to happen.

Other times you think oops picked the wrong one and was highly dumbfounded- wow, that was worth the 3000 baht.

For me GFE is not something I can demand, it is something I must earn. Fake GFE does nothing for me. Also PSE does nothing for me, shouting and screaming during sex is a turn off. I rather a girl whimper with delight than shout "Yes baby!! Fuck me baby!!".

[Prattaya66]

I'm in my fifth week out of quarantine and simply cannot cope with all the girls offering me short time on a well-known dating website. After a few disastrous mistakes, I have now found about 8 to 10 beautiful cuties and simply can't find the time and energy to serve them all. After all, I am in my mid-60's and now quite the young stag I used to be. So, although all the bars and gogos are closed till probably the beginning of February, there is still plenty of pleasure to be found, at very reasonable prices (1,000 to 1,500 baht), if you know where to look for it.

[Cusland]

Not much going on.

Presume this is a joke? Not much going on. Dating websites never been so busy. Girls willing to come round for 1000 baht. Weather perfect. No lockdown. Just bars closed. Love it here.

[GinAndTonic555]

Thailand is difficult to get into. And Pattaya is in lockdown with all entertainment places closed till end January at least. But dating sites are doing great business. I'm in my third week out of quarantine and am working my way through the 40 or so girls on one dating website who nave contacted me offering 'short time'. My observation is that those over 27 or 28 tend to lie about their age and use photos from several years ago. But those between 18 and say 25 have no need to lie and mostly use recent photos.

My other observation for what it's worth is that Covid-19 is going to wreck the gogo bar business. After all, if you can get a cutie from a dating website for 1,000 to 1,500 baht, who will want to pay for lady drinks and barfines? Moreover, one lovely 24-year-old I just had told me she could get 5 customers a day from dating websites. So there's no need for girls like her to hang around Beach Road for hours or work in gogos or Soi 6 till 2 or 3 in the morning.

But maybe after Covid-19 has passed a mass invasion of Chinese and Indian gentlemen will save the gogo bar business? Who knows?

I've had countless 18-25 yos from dating sites come over and be 10 years older, way fatter, or even not the same girl. I only look in the 18-25 range as do many mongers. Girls figured this out and realize when they put younger ages they get more attention. Also nearly every girl is using the best possible pictures and rarely looks as good in person. I use online but its way better to be able to see a girl in person.

[Mr Enternational]

If 7-11's need armed guards, I question an area's safety.

It may not be that they need armed guards, but people need jobs, so they may be required to have a guard.

In some buildings in Brazil they have someone inside the elevator to push the buttons. Do they seriously NEED someone in there doing that?

[Allover]

Some background I'm a 63 year old white man from the usa with below average looks.

This is my list of favorite destinations if I was in my 30 or 40 s the list would be different.

This list is the total package accommodation, food the price of beer and price of entertainment.

In the last 3 years I have been to all the places on my list.

Interesting list. I've never visited Africa or Ukraine but would like to go there. If I were to make up a list, safety would be a consideration. I have never felt unsafe in Thailand or most of Asia for that matter. Manila alone at night is sketchy in many areas. If 7-11's need armed guards, I question an area's safety. What about places like Mtwapa? I saw a youtube video about Mtwapa by a guy named Marwa who mentioned Mtwapa is dangerous.