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07-22-19 23:26 #28355
Posts: 621Linyjo
You Sir have truly read back 130 pages.
The only error is that you say there is no KFC in Thailand! There is, as I can not imagine any true Asian not wanting oily fried chicken and rice at every chance they can.
My Scottish friend may take offence about the Jomtien / Gay reference unless of course by Gay you mean Russian.
You will have a ball my friend.
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07-22-19 23:16 #28354
Posts: 621Originally Posted by SmartGuyHyd [View Original Post]
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07-22-19 19:56 #28353
Posts: 170Pearls of Wisdom
I am planning my next trip as a visit to Asia, specifically to Pattaya. Being the responsible monger I am I read back the forum from October of 2018, roughly 130 pages.
Currently I have read from pages 130 to 50 and I will summarize what I have learned from the hours I have spent reading this fountain of information.
I have 50 more pages to go, which I am sure will only add to my wealth of wisdom.
Armed with this wisdom I am going to tear Pattaya up, get all the good girls, save a bunch of money and make Pattaya my ***** as I make the city bend to my will due to my high level knowledge and insider secrets that I have obtained from the many good intentioned and less than honorable punters who spend their time sharing such pearls of wisdom. Thank you all for your contributions.
Armed with this knowledge, what could possibly go wrong?
I learned that Line is the WhatsApp of Asia. The location feature is country specific and not available in Thailand.
I learned there is a website called cupid, which is where you can hook up with "semi" pros that are pros at what they do.
I learned that Tinder in Thailand is for losers and freaks.
I learned that Bangcock vs Pattaya is an argument that is "to each his own". Comparing a big city vibe to a beach scene is silly but people still try to do it. It's the same silly argument everywhere, San Jose vs Jaco, Cartagena vs Medellin or Bogota, etc. A useless silly argument trying to claim an apple is better than an orange.
I learned that one's man's trash is another man's treasure. What one guy thinks is nice another thinks is trash and vice versa. The old adage still applies, opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink.
I learned that common pricing is as follows, skank beach walkers 500-1,000, average bar girls and freelancers 1,000 – 1,800 and hot go-go girls 2,000 – 4,000.
I learned that Russian girls are white, expensive and not good fucks.
I learned that many posters, or should I say posers, like to stir the shit on the board and offer no real, useful or informative information.
I learned that people ask stupid questions too often instead of doing the basic research themselves and spending a little time reading through the forum or watching a few You Tube videos.
I learned that pubic hair, commonly referred to as Bush, still grows on woman's private parts. Older men don't seem to mind it and sometimes prefer it. Younger guys don't like it, have no idea what that hair is and think it might be an Asian disease.
I learned that if a girl is telling you to try out her friend or trying to encourage you to another girl, it is because she doesn't want to fuck you. If you insist, you will be disappointed.
I learned that the Windmill is a disgusting place that men finger women for 10 baht and eat smelly pussy on stage. Cheap Charlie's like to go there and get cheap thrills with no intention of BF a girl.
I learned that prostate surgery will ruin your sex life.
I learned that Thailand is no different than mongering anywhere else in the world, performance is inversely proportionate to the costs.
I learned that cramps, especially leg cramps, can be avoided with water, salt and magnesium. Sex enhancing pills can cause cramping.
I learned that soapies suck unless you like soapies, then they are great.
I learned that you will be criticized if you pay too much, pay too little or don't pay at all and get free pussy instead. No matter what you did, you did it wrong.
I learned that mongers that overpay do so because of their egos, because they have no game or negotiation skills or a combination of both.
I learned that some posters / posers run their girls and some let their girls run them.
I learned that some people think the price is the same for everyone, like they are shopping at Macy's for a sweater. They don't grasp the concept that working girls are just woman that have likes and dislikes and charge accordingly.
I learned that it is not a good idea to get a suit tailor made.
I learned that some people travel half way around the world to pay the equivalent of $300 USD - $500 USD to bang a girl for an hour, pay for her drinks, food and entertainment and watch her sleep for the other 8 hours.
I learned that some people think it is wrong if you repeat with a girl that rocks your world and makes you happy, they feel you are obligated to bang a different girl every session. I suspect this is due to not having a lot of woman that want to repeat with them, so they have not seen the benefits that come with chemistry and the elevated comfort level that comes with repeats.
I learned that Krispy Kreme is available in Bangkok but not in Pattaya.
I learned that KFC and Taco Bell do not exist in Pattaya.
I learned that sex workers are lazy. They only want to fuck and do not like to clean rooms or wait tables instead.
I learned that "pro" is either short for Professional or Prostitute, which one you think it is depends on your education level and your ability to apply common sense.
I learned that smoking indoors causes smoke to be indoors.
I learned that a great story about your New Year's trip to Pattaya, should not be in December.
I learned that Cuba is a great place for GFE action, if you don't mind unsafe places, socialism and high crime.
I learned that Pattaya girls have a lot of bad tattoo's and plan on getting more.
I learned that some Thai woman adhere to their culture and do not shave their legs. Some guys don't mind and some guys think it's disgusting.
I learned that if her stage name is "Meow", she probably has 20 cats at home and best to take her to your hotel instead of going to her place where you might be butchered and fed to cats as cat food.
I learned that potholes reoccur on the streets of Pattaya in 3 months or less. I learned the reasons why potholes form and there is a tin foil hat conspiracy that some girls use a pick axe to create them to get you slow down in front of their bars.
I learned that too many mongers think you have to go to a bar to meet a girl, despite walking past 1,000's of girls to get the bar.
I learned that Vietnamese girls in Thailand are lousy lays but if you go to Vietnam, they are good lays.
I learned that like anywhere else in monger world, paying upfront is a bad idea and never works out.
I learned that Thai girls like to eat food. They like to order food and not eat the food. They like to eat the food but only if they ordered it. They like to watch food spoil. They only like to eat fresh food and not leftovers.
I learned that Jomtein is for gay guys.
I learned that Germany has white woman and most of them are shockingly from Europe.
I learned that you should ask a girl if she does anal before you agree to take her with you. It is also a good idea to ask her if she does anal before you try to actually put it in her ass. If you are going to do anal with a girl who doesn't like or want anal, have her do reverse cowgirl, somehow this is magical and she will suddenly want anal.
I learned that if you are of Indian decent, you will not get laid in Pattaya, unless of course, you actually make an effort to get laid in Pattaya, then it is no problem where you are from because it's about bar drinks, being civil and paying money to the girl for sex.
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07-22-19 19:40 #28352
Posts: 100I Did it through the debit card
Have used the debit card at Jakarta and got a good exchange rate rather than using the Forex card (Involves initial setup cost).
The international Debit does charge the premium how ever I noticed was equal to the Commission given to money changers. Also the exchange rates through the Master card and Visa directly are better at ATM on debit card than what is loaded via the Forex.
Not sure of the Thai Bhat and rules in LOS.
OS.
Originally Posted by SmartGuyHyd [View Original Post]
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07-22-19 06:37 #28351
Posts: 85Details please
Hi all,
Can any one please give me the inputs about inr currency exchange in Pattaya.
I planned to load in my forex card but it is costing around 49 k inr for 20 k baht.
What if we exchange directly over there how much it costs me for 20 k baht.
And can we carry around 50 to 60 k inr or 20 to 30 k baht currency notes?? Any problems in airports.
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07-18-19 18:44 #28350
Posts: 54Originally Posted by SmartBoyMgg [View Original Post]
Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
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07-18-19 06:04 #28349
Posts: 15Visiting Pattaya
Originally Posted by SmartBoyMgg [View Original Post]
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07-18-19 03:23 #28348
Posts: 1316Wanted to add one thing that may help create some confusion in retrospect after an encounter. I don't know the right scientific name, but I call them 'motor skills', that are differences between how men and women perform certain movements or make certain choices, like running, taking off clothes, choosing which side of the bed to sleep, placing the stationary phone back to the set, and many more. So here sometimes when you recall the night you may feel uncomfortable when the girl in question exhibited predominantly male 'motor skills'.
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07-17-19 23:26 #28347
Posts: 621Originally Posted by SmartBoyMgg [View Original Post]
Rob.
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07-17-19 19:08 #28346
Posts: 61Reaching Pattaya on 19th
Hello forum,
I am reaching Pattaya on 19th, and I am a first time traveller to Thailand. I am staying at Soi 8, and intend to have some fantastic time.
I request seniors to help me about the places where I can find sex. I intend to have soapy massage at one the MPs and also take one girl to my room. Also let me know the prevailing rates.
Thank you.
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07-17-19 18:09 #28345
Posts: 15925Rest in Peace
Just got word that the mongering brother Pana NYC has passed on. I will have to go hit a couple on Soi 6 in his memory since that was his favorite spot. He was a rather young guy. Have fun while it lasts gentlemen. Tomorrow is not promised.
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07-17-19 17:36 #28344
Posts: 3040Originally Posted by MongerForSex [View Original Post]
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07-17-19 17:34 #28343
Posts: 3040Originally Posted by Turgid [View Original Post]
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07-17-19 17:22 #28342
Posts: 360Originally Posted by Smoothy [View Original Post]
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07-17-19 17:09 #28341
Posts: 3497Originally Posted by Turgid [View Original Post]