Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

Armed with this wisdom I am going to tear Pattaya up, get all the good girls, save a bunch of money and make Pattaya my ***** as I make the city bend to my will due to my high level knowledge and insider secrets that I have obtained from the many good intentioned and less than honorable punters who spend their time sharing such pearls of wisdom. Thank you all for your contributions.

I learned that you will be criticized if you pay too much, pay too little or don't pay at all and get free pussy instead. No matter what you did, you did it wrong.

Man that was post of the year. I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard and will put it in ROD. Only problem I see is that you should have put you read instead of you learned, because a lot of the info was either incorrect or outdated.

For years a buddy has been asking me, "Where did you get that chick?" My answer kept being Tinder, Tinder, Tinder. Two weeks ago he finally got on Tinder and now you can't get him to leave the house.

There are hot beach walkers and stank gogo girls you know? You can bargain with the beach walker, but the stankiest gogo chick is going to run you the same as the hottest one. I guess you didn't read far enough back to learn about the 200 baht crack shacks.

All 3 of the Russian chicks that I have fucked have been free and acted like my dick was the last thing they would ever get in life. Of course the last one that I showed a buddy a picture of, he said that chick is a hooker. Well she stayed all night and didn't ask for me any money! (Tinder as a matter of fact.)

Windmill got busted a couple weeks back for prostitution and having a worker that was too young. Don't know if they face the same fate as the bar on Soi 6, which is to be closed for 10 years.

Good idea to get clothes made. Just don't get them made at the wrong shop. My second time to Thailand I had some clothes made by the guy next to Nana Shopping in Bangkok. The shirts were so horrible that I left them at the hotel reception. I wore a pair of the pants back on the plane and they split at the crotch on the first flight. But I have a couple of great places in Pattaya that I have been going to for years.

There is a Krispy Kreme in Pattaya.

There are at least 5 KFCs in Pattaya.

Vietnamese chicks in Vietnam are lousy lays.

Everything else is pretty much accurate!

[Kerrstar]

The only error is that you say there is no KFC in Thailand!

No KFC or Taco Bell in Pattaya ws what he said. I'm not sure if there is or not, been many years since I've been to Pattaya. KFC in BKK is crap.

He pretty much nailed the rest on the head, it was a fun read.

[Rob Jones]

You Sir have truly read back 130 pages.

The only error is that you say there is no KFC in Thailand! There is, as I can not imagine any true Asian not wanting oily fried chicken and rice at every chance they can.

My Scottish friend may take offence about the Jomtien / Gay reference unless of course by Gay you mean Russian.

You will have a ball my friend.

[Rob Jones]

Hi all,

Can any one please give me the inputs about inr currency exchange in Pattaya.

I planned to load in my forex card but it is costing around 49 k inr for 20 k baht.

What if we exchange directly over there how much it costs me for 20 k baht.

And can we carry around 50 to 60 k inr or 20 to 30 k baht currency notes?? Any problems in airports.

You obviously have a computer so have someone show you how to use your search engine and see what the rate is INR vs TBH. If it is more then your bank is offering take currency and exchange it on ground. You can take up to $10,000 USD into Thailand so I think your 50,000 INR will be ok. You should have an enjoyable 3 days in Pattaya.

[Linyjo]

I am planning my next trip as a visit to Asia, specifically to Pattaya. Being the responsible monger I am I read back the forum from October of 2018, roughly 130 pages.

Currently I have read from pages 130 to 50 and I will summarize what I have learned from the hours I have spent reading this fountain of information.

I have 50 more pages to go, which I am sure will only add to my wealth of wisdom.

Armed with this wisdom I am going to tear Pattaya up, get all the good girls, save a bunch of money and make Pattaya my ***** as I make the city bend to my will due to my high level knowledge and insider secrets that I have obtained from the many good intentioned and less than honorable punters who spend their time sharing such pearls of wisdom. Thank you all for your contributions.

Armed with this knowledge, what could possibly go wrong?

I learned that Line is the WhatsApp of Asia. The location feature is country specific and not available in Thailand.

I learned there is a website called cupid, which is where you can hook up with "semi" pros that are pros at what they do.

I learned that Tinder in Thailand is for losers and freaks.

I learned that Bangcock vs Pattaya is an argument that is "to each his own". Comparing a big city vibe to a beach scene is silly but people still try to do it. It's the same silly argument everywhere, San Jose vs Jaco, Cartagena vs Medellin or Bogota, etc. A useless silly argument trying to claim an apple is better than an orange.

I learned that one's man's trash is another man's treasure. What one guy thinks is nice another thinks is trash and vice versa. The old adage still applies, opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink.

I learned that common pricing is as follows, skank beach walkers 500-1,000, average bar girls and freelancers 1,000 – 1,800 and hot go-go girls 2,000 – 4,000.

I learned that Russian girls are white, expensive and not good fucks.

I learned that many posters, or should I say posers, like to stir the shit on the board and offer no real, useful or informative information.

I learned that people ask stupid questions too often instead of doing the basic research themselves and spending a little time reading through the forum or watching a few You Tube videos.

I learned that pubic hair, commonly referred to as Bush, still grows on woman's private parts. Older men don't seem to mind it and sometimes prefer it. Younger guys don't like it, have no idea what that hair is and think it might be an Asian disease.

I learned that if a girl is telling you to try out her friend or trying to encourage you to another girl, it is because she doesn't want to fuck you. If you insist, you will be disappointed.

I learned that the Windmill is a disgusting place that men finger women for 10 baht and eat smelly pussy on stage. Cheap Charlie's like to go there and get cheap thrills with no intention of BF a girl.

I learned that prostate surgery will ruin your sex life.

I learned that Thailand is no different than mongering anywhere else in the world, performance is inversely proportionate to the costs.

I learned that cramps, especially leg cramps, can be avoided with water, salt and magnesium. Sex enhancing pills can cause cramping.

I learned that soapies suck unless you like soapies, then they are great.

I learned that you will be criticized if you pay too much, pay too little or don't pay at all and get free pussy instead. No matter what you did, you did it wrong.

I learned that mongers that overpay do so because of their egos, because they have no game or negotiation skills or a combination of both.

I learned that some posters / posers run their girls and some let their girls run them.

I learned that some people think the price is the same for everyone, like they are shopping at Macy's for a sweater. They don't grasp the concept that working girls are just woman that have likes and dislikes and charge accordingly.

I learned that it is not a good idea to get a suit tailor made.

I learned that some people travel half way around the world to pay the equivalent of $300 USD - $500 USD to bang a girl for an hour, pay for her drinks, food and entertainment and watch her sleep for the other 8 hours.

I learned that some people think it is wrong if you repeat with a girl that rocks your world and makes you happy, they feel you are obligated to bang a different girl every session. I suspect this is due to not having a lot of woman that want to repeat with them, so they have not seen the benefits that come with chemistry and the elevated comfort level that comes with repeats.

I learned that Krispy Kreme is available in Bangkok but not in Pattaya.

I learned that KFC and Taco Bell do not exist in Pattaya.

I learned that sex workers are lazy. They only want to fuck and do not like to clean rooms or wait tables instead.

I learned that "pro" is either short for Professional or Prostitute, which one you think it is depends on your education level and your ability to apply common sense.

I learned that smoking indoors causes smoke to be indoors.

I learned that a great story about your New Year's trip to Pattaya, should not be in December.

I learned that Cuba is a great place for GFE action, if you don't mind unsafe places, socialism and high crime.

I learned that Pattaya girls have a lot of bad tattoo's and plan on getting more.

I learned that some Thai woman adhere to their culture and do not shave their legs. Some guys don't mind and some guys think it's disgusting.

I learned that if her stage name is "Meow", she probably has 20 cats at home and best to take her to your hotel instead of going to her place where you might be butchered and fed to cats as cat food.

I learned that potholes reoccur on the streets of Pattaya in 3 months or less. I learned the reasons why potholes form and there is a tin foil hat conspiracy that some girls use a pick axe to create them to get you slow down in front of their bars.

I learned that too many mongers think you have to go to a bar to meet a girl, despite walking past 1,000's of girls to get the bar.

I learned that Vietnamese girls in Thailand are lousy lays but if you go to Vietnam, they are good lays.

I learned that like anywhere else in monger world, paying upfront is a bad idea and never works out.

I learned that Thai girls like to eat food. They like to order food and not eat the food. They like to eat the food but only if they ordered it. They like to watch food spoil. They only like to eat fresh food and not leftovers.

I learned that Jomtein is for gay guys.

I learned that Germany has white woman and most of them are shockingly from Europe.

I learned that you should ask a girl if she does anal before you agree to take her with you. It is also a good idea to ask her if she does anal before you try to actually put it in her ass. If you are going to do anal with a girl who doesn't like or want anal, have her do reverse cowgirl, somehow this is magical and she will suddenly want anal.

I learned that if you are of Indian decent, you will not get laid in Pattaya, unless of course, you actually make an effort to get laid in Pattaya, then it is no problem where you are from because it's about bar drinks, being civil and paying money to the girl for sex.

[OldSnake]

Have used the debit card at Jakarta and got a good exchange rate rather than using the Forex card (Involves initial setup cost).

The international Debit does charge the premium how ever I noticed was equal to the Commission given to money changers. Also the exchange rates through the Master card and Visa directly are better at ATM on debit card than what is loaded via the Forex.

Not sure of the Thai Bhat and rules in LOS.

OS.

Hi all,

Can any one please give me the inputs about inr currency exchange in Pattaya.

I planned to load in my forex card but it is costing around 49 k inr for 20 k baht.

What if we exchange directly over there how much it costs me for 20 k baht.

And can we carry around 50 to 60 k inr or 20 to 30 k baht currency notes?? Any problems in airports.

[SmartGuyHyd]

Hi all,

Can any one please give me the inputs about inr currency exchange in Pattaya.

I planned to load in my forex card but it is costing around 49 k inr for 20 k baht.

What if we exchange directly over there how much it costs me for 20 k baht.

And can we carry around 50 to 60 k inr or 20 to 30 k baht currency notes?? Any problems in airports.

[Kickoffs]

Hello forum,

I am reaching Pattaya on 19th, and I am a first time traveller to Thailand. I am staying at Soi 8, and intend to have some fantastic time.

I request seniors to help me about the places where I can find sex. I intend to have soapy massage at one the MPs and also take one girl to my room. Also let me know the prevailing rates.

Thank you.

Pretty much the entire town. WS, LK Metro and surrounding, Soi 6 would be the main areas.

LOL. I am saying you can tell the contestants are dudes by looking at them. You are saying you have to rely on the title to contain ladyboy to know they are men. Pook Bar and whatever others do not say anything about ladyboy in the name, but if you walk by it is obvious to your eyes that all the mfs working there are ladyboys. The sign outside at Tiffany Show does not say shit about ladyboys, but if you bought a ticket and went inside it would be obvious to everyone except you and MFS that there were ladyboys performing and not women.

Just stop and get off the soapbox you are so keen to step on all the time. I never said I had to reply on a title. That's just your poor reading comprehension and inability to be clever. Remember, you brought up being able to point out a LB at a LB pageant. LOL at that.

[USExpat]

Hello forum,

I am reaching Pattaya on 19th, and I am a first time traveller to Thailand. I am staying at Soi 8, and intend to have some fantastic time.

I request seniors to help me about the places where I can find sex. I intend to have soapy massage at one the MPs and also take one girl to my room. Also let me know the prevailing rates.

Thank you.

The better question, and a real mystery, is "Where can you not find sex in Pattaya."

[Questner]

Wanted to add one thing that may help create some confusion in retrospect after an encounter. I don't know the right scientific name, but I call them 'motor skills', that are differences between how men and women perform certain movements or make certain choices, like running, taking off clothes, choosing which side of the bed to sleep, placing the stationary phone back to the set, and many more. So here sometimes when you recall the night you may feel uncomfortable when the girl in question exhibited predominantly male 'motor skills'.

[Rob Jones]

Hello forum,

I am reaching Pattaya on 19th, and I am a first time traveller to Thailand. I am staying at Soi 8, and intend to have some fantastic time.

I request seniors to help me about the places where I can find sex. I intend to have soapy massage at one the MPs and also take one girl to my room. Also let me know the prevailing rates.

Thank you.

SmartBoyMgg There is a somewhat controversial saying " Work Sets You Free. " I suggest you Read The Fucking Forums, RTFF, and all your questions will be answered. On the other hand you can send me110,000 TBH and I will meet you at the airport and be your guide for 5 days and after such time you will know all you do regarding getting laid in Pattaya. Alternatively read back 20 pages and you will be a much SmarterBoyMgg.

Rob.

[SmartBoyMgg]

Hello forum,

I am reaching Pattaya on 19th, and I am a first time traveller to Thailand. I am staying at Soi 8, and intend to have some fantastic time.

I request seniors to help me about the places where I can find sex. I intend to have soapy massage at one the MPs and also take one girl to my room. Also let me know the prevailing rates.

Thank you.

[Mr Enternational]

Just got word that the mongering brother Pana NYC has passed on. I will have to go hit a couple on Soi 6 in his memory since that was his favorite spot. He was a rather young guy. Have fun while it lasts gentlemen. Tomorrow is not promised.

[Member #4698]

That's why studying medicine makes you less naive. Anyway we have to change the thread from pattaya to ladyboy. Good name for the thread, shit about ladyboys.

I agree. No more from me on this subject. I think it is all going to be deleted anyway.

[Member #4698]

No serial poster on ISG is going to admit that he possibly accidentally sessioned a transgender. That would go against their intent for posting which is usually to impress.

Come on Turgid (1793 posts), don't assume you can speak for anyone except yourself. Nattybumpo here (2443 post counting this one), and I am saying that if I was ever fooled as in if I found out later that I had DFK'd or recieved a BBBJ from a LB; I would admit it and learn from my mistake. What's the big deal?