Pattaya Reports

[Downandup]

I'm not a big meat eater. But King Kong Burger on Soi Honey, in the middle of the Soi, does their menu list steaks.

I had one of the worst burgers there, I thought that there was something really wrong with whatever kind of meat it was and it was badly cooked.

[Explorer8939]

Many ladies in Pattaya are busy now. This is the part of High Season when customers stay longer, so a lot of ladies have new "boyfriends".

[Houston Player]

T-minus 2 weeks until my second trip. I have to ask, any places that sell genuine wagyu? I know beefeaters offers it, but last year they didn't have any, nor did another place I went to (think in central festival) have it available.

El Gaucho has opened a new location in Pattaya. They will have wagyu.

[LittleBigMan]

T-minus 2 weeks until my second trip. I have to ask, any places that sell genuine wagyu? I know beefeaters offers it, but last year they didn't have any, nor did another place I went to (think in central festival) have it available.

I'm not a big meat eater. But King Kong Burger on Soi Honey, in the middle of the Soi, does their menu list steaks.

Recently saw an ad, Place on 3rd Road? Called the Bull.

You can google it, Bull in Pattaya get exact location.

[Tvataham274]

T-minus 2 weeks until my second trip. I have to ask, any places that sell genuine wagyu? I know beefeaters offers it, but last year they didn't have any, nor did another place I went to (think in central festival) have it available.

[PayForIt]

One of my wealthy friends did this in about 2019. Five pretty Thai girls, lots of drinking at the bar, hired hotel limo back to suite at his 5 star hotel, more alcohol. It turned into a nightmare with girls breaking stuff, stealing stuff, claiming they didn't get paid. Hotel security couldn't handle it so police were brought in. My friend ended up paying girls double, damages, and tea money. Unpleasant night.

For him, the money wasn't a problem, the problem was the miserable experience. Since then he never takes more than 2 girls.

Good advice. The two occasions I have decided I wanted a "party" involved 3 girls on one occasion (Bangkok) and 4 girls on another (Spain). I'm afraid once you've had the thrill of getting them into the room and naked, and you are naked, they know full well that you cannot control them all and it can develop into mayhem.

That said, I have enjoyed some fabulous "parties" of this type in Pattayas Gentlemen's Clubs. As they are on home turf, somehow they are not as unruly. Played strip pool in Club Fate last year. Type of "killer" game where I played 5 girls at once who alternated shots and anyone not potting a ball removed an item of clothing. Fuelled by a couple of racks of shots and two bottles of bubbly, it wasn't long before three of the 5 were naked and the other 2 topless with me down to some unfortunately tight (and therefore embarrassing boxers). I ended up taking all 5 of them to the largest room upstairs after a deal was struck effectively for 1000 for each of them plus more drinks. A fabulous, fun and memorable time was had. Your advice stands. Taking more than 2 girls to a hotel room for one person is not a great idea.

[Explorer8939]

Wouldn't it be easier and safer just to book a Gents Club for a private function? Or even a Gogo, if the OPs budget goes that far?

I'm not a Patts expert but elsewhere this is pretty common for birthday, divorce, retirement parties for guys with deep pockets.

Enjoy. G.

It's common to book a group of girls for a pool villa or boat.

[Goferring]

One of my wealthy friends did this in about 2019. Five pretty Thai girls, lots of drinking at the bar, hired hotel limo back to suite at his 5 star hotel, more alcohol. It turned into a nightmare with girls breaking stuff, stealing stuff, claiming they didn't get paid. Hotel security couldn't handle it so police were brought in. My friend ended up paying girls double, damages, and tea money. Unpleasant night.

For him, the money wasn't a problem, the problem was the miserable experience. Since then he never takes more than 2 girls.

Wouldn't it be easier and safer just to book a Gents Club for a private function? Or even a Gogo, if the OPs budget goes that far?

I'm not a Patts expert but elsewhere this is pretty common for birthday, divorce, retirement parties for guys with deep pockets.

Enjoy. G.

[HorseTrader]

You really have big dreams if you think you are going to have 5-6 Thai women in a place at one time. It is hard enough getting 1 to be where she is supposed to be when she is supposed to be there. Pattaya is more of a head out to drink and get into bachelor party type debauchery kind of place. It is not a place where one goes to sit back and play emperor.

Not true. All you have to do is go a bar, talk to a few mama sans, tell them what you want and you can get your Caligula experience. It won't be cheap but it most certainly is possible.

One of my wealthy friends did this in about 2019. Five pretty Thai girls, lots of drinking at the bar, hired hotel limo back to suite at his 5 star hotel, more alcohol. It turned into a nightmare with girls breaking stuff, stealing stuff, claiming they didn't get paid. Hotel security couldn't handle it so police were brought in. My friend ended up paying girls double, damages, and tea money. Unpleasant night.

For him, the money wasn't a problem, the problem was the miserable experience. Since then he never takes more than 2 girls.

[Expat American]

You really have big dreams if you think you are going to have 5-6 Thai women in a place at one time. It is hard enough getting 1 to be where she is supposed to be when she is supposed to be there. Pattaya is more of a head out to drink and get into bachelor party type debauchery kind of place. It is not a place where one goes to sit back and play emperor.

Not true. All you have to do is go a bar, talk to a few mama sans, tell them what you want and you can get your Caligula experience. It won't be cheap but it most certainly is possible.

[Mr Enternational]

So this will be my first trip to Thailand. I am choosing Pattaya to go to. I am going in November for my birthday, but I am also bringing my dad down with me since he is retiring this year. (My present to him). This will be his first trip out of country to do something like this. I been to many countries, and know the type of places that I like.

I already been doing my research on here, and been reading a lot. Which I am grateful what y'all post. I am already on Tinder, Thai Cupid, and another site trying to set things up.

I am an Airbnb man, and thinking about getting a Villa for me and my dad while we are there. This way I can just have 5- 6 women there at all time. Three for me and the rest for my dad.

Does anybody have any thoughts about doing something like this? Or a little more advice. Again I am not new to this, just new to the country, and always like getting good advice, before my trip.

You are really overthinking this. Today is January. You are looking for chicks on websites for November? Dude, you should not be doing that more than 2 days (if not 2 minutes) ahead of time, not 10 months! Getting a villa in Pattaya will put you way away from where you need to be. I recommend staying in the South / Central Pattaya area between Central Pattaya and South Pattaya Roads and Beach Road and Third Road. A villa will more than likely put you in East Pattaya on the darkside or Jomtien.

You really have big dreams if you think you are going to have 5-6 Thai women in a place at one time. It is hard enough getting 1 to be where she is supposed to be when she is supposed to be there. Pattaya is more of a head out to drink and get into bachelor party type debauchery kind of place. It is not a place where one goes to sit back and play emperor.

[MongerUnleash]

This might sound crazy but have you considered returning to the bar and buying Fai a drink for her honestly? Many girls would have made up a bullshit excuse and just done a runner. I've never had a girl return a BF.

I did have a similar episode where a girl drank way to much and just blacked out drunk. Her friend had to carry her home. The next day I ducked into to the bar as part of a wider pub crawl and she apologised profusely for ruining my night. Long story short, I bar fined her again on the condition that she stick to sodas and she well and truely rocked my world as penance.

Just something to consider.

Enjoy. G.

Thanks for the advice, but I just installed TF and line. I got offers from at least 3 girls who are willing to spend the whole night with me for 2. 5 k to 4 k.

I took a girl below 25 yrs, last night for 2. 5 k whole night. She is OK if I bring one more girl with me. So I am thinking of bringing 2 girls with me tonight.

I should have done this sooner, rather than wasting my time bar hopping.

[Goferring]

At the 4th and 5th bars the girls were nice and asked if I want to take them out. I bar fined a girl Fai, she quoted 2. 5 k for LT and bar fine 0. 4 k I agreed. She seemed new to the trade and said that she used to work at a dentist's office before. After an hour she developed cold feet and apologised. She returned my bar fine.

This might sound crazy but have you considered returning to the bar and buying Fai a drink for her honestly? Many girls would have made up a bullshit excuse and just done a runner. I've never had a girl return a BF.

I did have a similar episode where a girl drank way to much and just blacked out drunk. Her friend had to carry her home. The next day I ducked into to the bar as part of a wider pub crawl and she apologised profusely for ruining my night. Long story short, I bar fined her again on the condition that she stick to sodas and she well and truely rocked my world as penance.

Just something to consider.

Enjoy. G.

[Banana Boi]

I had 2 drinks each at least 3 bars where the girls totally ignored me. They still ignore Indians, nothing has changed.

I'm not Indian so can't tell you first hand but it all depends on the bar and the girls in the bar. I usually get attention in soi 6 bars but if I walk in past a bunch of girls and just sit there and order a drink chances are no girls that I walked by will approach me. If you see someone you like at the front grab them as you walk in and ask them for a drink. Girls appreciate that she was chosen her over her peers. If you didn't see a girl you liked at the front not sure why a guy would choose that bar to buy a drink at. Now if the girl doesn't follow you and you have waived her to follow you in to the bar they are ignoring you no matter what race you may be. She just saved you time and money.

[KilledSoul]

I went back to the beach road. It was 3 AM. I struck up a deal with slim petite FL in her late 20's. Deal was 2. 4 K for 3 rounds / 7 AM. On the way back to the hotel, I told her that I am interested in 2 girls. She immediately called her friend. Since I was drunk and tried, I could do only two rounds. I ended up paying both 3 k each. Good co-operative girls, Very good BBJ. I would have loved to see more girl on girl action, but overall a very satisfying night.

This is a realistic report and honestly that's we want see more in forums. Hope you will keep posting about your Pattaya trip.

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