Pattaya Reports

[Werqweq]

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7. Massage Parlors (I am only talking about "special" massages). When I came to Pattaya some years ago, I got a big luck with massage parlors girls. So I investigated yesterday. Horrible seen: women in their late 30's-40 -- completely not doable on my taste. The only one I consider doable was on Buakhao intersecting Pattayaasaisong, on the right hand side facing walking st. (general direction) and keeping beach road on your right (women in their early 20's). But, they do BJ, HJ, and NO boom-boom. If you like a girl, then the only option is to do outcall ($1500 BF + 3 K to the girl for 2 hours) -- not in my budget. So I talked to the girl I liked and found out that they have 2 shifts. Her shift was over at 6, and she visited me after. A very good experience, but 3 K for 2 hours still not worth repeating to me.
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There should be no BF at a regular massage shop, boom-boom or no boom-boom.

An extra 100-200 B per hour would be a normal out-call charge for the extra time to go back and forth to your place, but anything more than that means they are trying to take you for a sucker.

And please, it's THB, not $. At least I hope it is.

[Explorer8939]

Yes, in Ueno 3153. Where I went too. You didn't answer my question. I want to know what you ordered to have both of you eat there for under $100 US. I don't like throwing money away so sounds really good to me to eat there for $50 US. I know they have Kobe sushi and Kobe mini sliders there but you would need multiple orders of those to fill a Thai girl and an adult male.

I really don't remember what I paid, it could have been $200 for the 2 of us. I showed the Thai lady what I paid, and she was shocked.

[ElMexicant]

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All hotels I booked via agoda.com.At Centara Pattaya Hotel's room was amazing (suite with living area and a bedroom) + the breakfast buffet was the best I ever had: 5 stations with everything! I asked departing if I can come just for the breakfast not being their guest.

I remember when I first came to Pattaya I would pay extra for breakfast at hotels. That was a long time ago. Now I just print out breakfast buffet coupons from LK Empress on my computer or go down to Holiday Inn Xpress and come up from the garage to the lobby in pajamas and make a right to their all inclusive breakfast buffet. My pockets will also have about 10 gourmet tea bags upon departure as well. Goes great with almond milk and sugar, especially the peppermint tea. Haven't paid for a breakfast in Pattaya since 2016. There are three 5 star hotels that makes it easy for a free breakfast, but those I save for myself on how to. Starting your day with a free breakfast in a hotel you are not staying in is a must every morning to fuel you for the rest of the day. Just stay away from those unhealthy croissants.

[Yuri B]

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6. Hotels. All hotels I booked via agoda.com. So I booked March Hotel for $29.95 for 4 nights ($131.32 with taxes), but just before the departure from US I realized that as I am coming to BKK just after midnight I should have reserved one night before (as the check in is at 2 PM). March did not have any availability, so I reserved the closest I found Centara Pattaya Hotel and booked it for $64.75 including taxes. At Centara Pattaya Hotel's room was amazing (suite with living area and a bedroom) + the breakfast buffet was the best I ever had: 5 stations with everything! I asked departing if I can come just for the breakfast not being their guest. And the answer was yes, I can, just pay 240 TBs pp. The only problem I had was absolutely horrific view from the windows. But I was missing the buffet when I checked in into March Hotel. Well: no breakfast, but amazing view at the city (I am on the upper floor) -- now I am really happy: food I can get in many different places, but the view is great. Plus in March (and connected May hotel), there is a entrance in case you do not want to register your guest / guests (I always prefer to register my guests, but if you do not, you can consider that loophole).

7. Massage Parlors (I am only talking about "special" massages). When I came to Pattaya some years ago, I got a big luck with massage parlors girls. So I investigated yesterday. Horrible seen: women in their late 30's-40 -- completely not doable on my taste. The only one I consider doable was on Buakhao intersecting Pattayaasaisong, on the right hand side facing walking st. (general direction) and keeping beach road on your right (women in their early 20's). But, they do BJ, HJ, and NO boom-boom. If you like a girl, then the only option is to do outcall ($1500 BF + 3 K to the girl for 2 hours) -- not in my budget. So I talked to the girl I liked and found out that they have 2 shifts. Her shift was over at 6, and she visited me after. A very good experience, but 3 K for 2 hours still not worth repeating to me.

Today for me: soi 6, walking st. But first Gym. It is going to be either International Gym on 3rd st or I intend to try Fitness 7 on Pattaya Avenue.

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[Banana Boi]

I went to the one in Ueno. Not far from the JR Nihombashi station.

It was expensive, can't remember how much.

Yes, in Ueno 3153. Where I went too. You didn't answer my question. I want to know what you ordered to have both of you eat there for under $100 US. I don't like throwing money away so sounds really good to me to eat there for $50 US. I know they have Kobe sushi and Kobe mini sliders there but you would need multiple orders of those to fill a Thai girl and an adult male.

[Mr Enternational]

This was in Pattaya just the other night. Not UK. Apparently, he was reprimanded before for other parachute jumps in Pattaya and decided not to listen.

That dummy made worldstar.

https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/w...off-a-building

[Explorer8939]

Got my attention. Which branch did you go to and which cut of Kobe beef did you get? Even a tiny 120 g (4 ounce) fillet costs over $120 US. Sirloin cheaper but still nearly $90 US for 4 oz.

I went to the one in Ueno. Not far from the JR Nihombashi station.

It was expensive, can't remember how much. I took a lady from Maggie Mays to Japan, sent her home after 4 nights, and took a plane from Japan to Addis Ababa, where I hooked up with another Pattaya bargirl, and went to Rio de Janeiro.

When we finish, I fly to Cancun, where I will hook up with a bargirl from Tijuana's Hong Kong Bar. The Pattaya bargirl will fly home from Sao Paulo via Addis Ababa.

Don't try this at home.

[Downandup]

No way! That is so awesome on one hand but I would not want to be "caught. " So funny they take bribes for this service. I have never heard of this before. Thanks for sharing and great all around report!

It's called the Fast Track service, you pay a fee to go through an express lane, he was probably directed from there into the crew security when that was empty.

I never use it as no matter how long I wait in immigration, I still have to hang around to wait for my suitcase to show up in Baggage claim and I have enough time to buy a tourist sim.

[GentileBear]

It let me to go through "Crew Security" without a minute of delay or line.

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No way! That is so awesome on one hand but I would not want to be "caught. " So funny they take bribes for this service. I have never heard of this before. Thanks for sharing and great all around report!

[MongerUnleash]

Soi 6 bottom feeders should entertain Indian punters unless Soi 6 have tons of customers.

I don't entertain those bottom feeders, for me, the girl has to be at least slightly good looking, if not a hottie.

I was busy for the last few days, had a different girl come in during the afternoon to evening session and one for the night session.

I also went to a BJ bar Kittens bar, near walking street. The beer was less than 100 bbat, and the BJ was 850 bhat. They did not have any sofa with curtains, you have to go to a room upstairs. The females there are very old, I did it just to pass time, I would not recommend going there. Pump station on the opposite side of the road ahd better girls.

I took a girl named 'Lin' from Thai friendly for 3 k, she was extremely skinny, but OK looking and gave very good blowjobs with good tongue action. She showed me her earlier pics, when she was a slim hottie. According to her she used to drink too much and developed some stomach pain, causing her to loose weight. I told her to go see a doctor, because it could be a stomach ulcer or some liver issues, don't know if she will follow the advice or not.

She also gave her roommate's line ID, under the condition that I should not mention the source. The roommate was a slim, reasonably good looking girl under 25, and extremely my type. Needless to say that I called her to my room twice. For both the girls the deal was 3 k, 3 rounds / 10 hours with BJ.

There was also my first girl 'jue' who came for two nights at 2. 5 k / 3 rounds / 12 hours. We did one round and then she took me to a bar in Jomtien (I had no idea Jomtien was so nearby), had a couple of drinks and played pool. At the bar she introduced me to her friend, a slim to average girl, who, she said is ready to go with me. The girl was not my type, so I didn't pursue it. When the bars closed, we went to a go go bar (I believe the name was Paradise, the had a few hotties and the prices were decent) in L K metro and when that closed, we went to an Indian club Jannat where we danced to Bollywood songs, at least she did. This girl is a decent dancer and it was her idea to go to these places. We came back to the room, drilled her the second time and slept for some time. By then it was time to get ready for my flight.

So, sadly I could take two girls to the room only once.

[Banana Boi]

I ate at Kobe Beef Daia a couple of weeks ago, and brought a bargirl from Pattaya with me.

We each had small steaks, and the bill was over $100.

Got my attention. Which branch did you go to and which cut of Kobe beef did you get? Even a tiny 120 g (4 ounce) fillet costs over $120 US. Sirloin cheaper but still nearly $90 US for 4 oz.

[Yuri B]

After 15 hours from Connecticut to Seoul and then another 6 from Seoul to BKK landed in BKK at 1:30 AM.

1. Korean Airline is superb: lots of leg room and decent food and beautiful stewardesses impeccably dressed. It helps to delay booking seats and choose either window or ile seat when middle is not booked. Worked for both flights: empty middle seat made flights much more comfortable.

The bad thing in the flight was that for some reason going from one flight to another took more than 1 hours and for unexpected reason I had to go through security again -- no idea why, but I was told that it happens in other International airports as well; for the first time for me.

2. Prepaid $30 to reserve a lounge via https://www.waug.com/en/activities/108880. It is really worth it for me: very eat as much as you want very good buffet of Korean food, cakes, and free wine and nice place to relax between flights. IOP if want more info.

3. Ordered VIP Suvarnabhumi Airport (BKK) Immigration VIP Fast-Track Service via klook.com: many companies offer, but klook.com is the cheapest I found: $34.95. It let me to go through "Crew Security" without a minute of delay or line. Be aware, you have to do this at least 3 days in advance.

4. Ordered namsladydrivers@gmail.com 1 kTB to Pattaya: very comfortable ride. The only problem for me was that the driver was coughing a lot, so I put facemask (ironic: I did not use it in airplane).

5. The girl (I thought) I agreed to meet me at BKK ghosted me at the last minute. Sad. I went to Beach road at 3 AM (when arrived in my hotel) and found a very pretty 36 yo girl (3 younger refused me: no idea why -- I was upset) but Amy is beautiful and accommodating last night: 2500 TB until 9 AM today l. I will wake her up for the second session in 5 minutes.

If anyone wants to meet (I am 57 yo and fatter than I want to be), IP: I would love to have a company.

Until my next report.

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[Cool]

I reached Pattaya last night, went straight to walking street. It has certainly changed, the huge number of weed dispensaries and shops catering to Indians are an interesting change. Anyways, I didn't feel like staying there long.

I asked a bike taxi to take me to Soi 6. Soi 6 seems more worth my time. I had 2 drinks each at least 3 bars where the girls totally ignored me. They still ignore Indians, nothing has changed. At the 4th and 5th bars the girls were nice and asked if I want to take them out. I bar fined a girl Fai, she quoted 2. 5 k for LT and bar fine 0. 4 k I agreed. She seemed new to the trade and said that she used to work at a dentist's office before. After an hour she developed cold feet and apologised. She returned my bar fine.

I went back to the beach road. It was 3 AM. I struck up a deal with slim petite FL in her late 20's. Deal was 2. 4 K for 3 rounds / 7 AM. On the way back to the hotel, I told her that I am interested in 2 girls. She immediately called her friend. Since I was drunk and tried, I could do only two rounds. I ended up paying both 3 k each. Good co-operative girls, Very good BBJ. I would have loved to see more girl on girl action, but overall a very satisfying night.

Soi 6 bottom feeders should entertain Indian punters unless Soi 6 have tons of customers.

[Explorer8939]

Might be true but many of them do drugs (yaba) to be able to sleep with fat farangs every night.

Yaba is meth laced with caffeine. Some bargirls use it to lose weight.

[Pekkakoo]

What hotel was this? What bar are the girls from? Based on my mongering in thailand and other places, this story doesn't make much sense.
3. Most WGs do not get drunk, there is barely any alcohol in lady drinks.

Might be true but many of them do drugs (yaba) to be able to sleep with fat farangs every night.