Pattaya Reports

[Explorer8939]

I am pulling ladies from Maggie Mays, the Cave, Club Fate, those places. If you are sponsoring a lady from there, rest assured, she's not coming to my place to fuck for small money. But for rest of you, you can see photos of the ladies on the Maggie Mays Facebook page.

[Member #4753]

Yesterday, a lady was talking about a friend of hers who went to Germany to marry some old guy. Zero doubt that the lady in Germany is marrying for money, it's just a very long barfine for her. So, I asked about the lady in Germany's Thai boyfriend, and was told that the fucking ***** sends her mother 1000 baht a month, but the Thai boyfriend gets 5000 baht every month.

The weirdest thing about this is that she will probably come back and marry her Thai BF after a few years. You also see a lot of Eastern Euro ladies do the same thing, marry a western dude for $ then go back home after 5 years and marry the original boyfriend.

I grew up in a western country, have spent 25 years in various developing countries and have a good understanding of the theoretical differences in culture but never truly understand the intricacies of shit like this occurring. Does not make logical sense.

[Member #4753]

LOL. What do you mean if she finds out? I will never understand why men strap unnecessary rules on themselves. Why not have an agreement in your relationship that you are going to fuck other chicks? To me that seems the sane thing to do. Just like you see politicians hard charging for all these laws and moral bullshit then turns out they are the main ones not following it. Why guys?

Exactly, 1/2 expats I know in BKK have a loose understanding with their GF that as long as it is discreet you can slip away occasionally.

A wise man once said to: "when you live in a developing country, you live by the golden rule", "he who has the gold, makes the rules."

[Explorer8939]

Probably the most incredible thing I can report is that I have the problem that the ladies show up early. Sometimes wildly early.

Another problem I have is remembering what each lady likes, some like a light touch on their clit with the tip of my tongue, another wants two fingers in her pussy, another just wants dick in pussy, no substitute accepted. Of course, nobody tells me, I have to find out for myself.

I had a mamasan over today, a total freak. She wants to fuck the lady who came with us, but I told her not on the first date.

[Explorer8939]

With so many ladies coming over, there is generally some down time when I can talk to the ladies. When they have had some drinks, then some of them drop the bullshit, and talk about what really goes on.

Yesterday, a lady was talking about a friend of hers who went to Germany to marry some old guy. Zero doubt that the lady in Germany is marrying for money, it's just a very long barfine for her. So, I asked about the lady in Germany's Thai boyfriend, and was told that the fucking ***** sends her mother 1000 baht a month, but the Thai boyfriend gets 5000 baht every month.

Later on, I was talking to a young lady about orgasm, and she had no idea what I meant. She has 2 friends who are squirters, and she thought that squirting was what any lady does when they cum. Since she can't squirt, she thought she couldn't cum.

It's pretty normal for a lady to claim that she never came with her Thai boyfriend since he finished in 3 minutes. And for them to say their first orgasm came with a customer who fucked them for a long time.

Of course, they all fake it 99% of the time, except with me.

[Explorer8939]

LOL. What do you mean if she finds out? I will never understand why men strap unnecessary rules on themselves. Why not have an agreement in your relationship that you are going to fuck other chicks? To me that seems the sane thing to do. Just like you see politicians hard charging for all these laws and moral bullshit then turns out they are the main ones not following it. Why guys?

Let's just say that your experience and those of most long term residents in Thailand are not the same.

To generalize, the long term contract between Farangs and Thai ladies is that the man gets great sex and she performs maid service, in exchange for exclusivity. You may think that's a bad deal, but many Farangs clearly don't agree.

If you are talking about banging different girls in the same bar, that's a different story.

[Mr Enternational]

But it's not always easy, the girlfriend has friends everywhere, and if she finds out, I hope you don't live in a place with a balcony.

LOL. What do you mean if she finds out? I will never understand why men strap unnecessary rules on themselves. Why not have an agreement in your relationship that you are going to fuck other chicks? To me that seems the sane thing to do. Just like you see politicians hard charging for all these laws and moral bullshit then turns out they are the main ones not following it. Why guys?

[Member #4753]

And if not. We need to work.

So I'm not on a sex holiday.

Sure, I have a decent amount of sex with different girls.

But not daily thrice.

Exactly! When you work or are self employed and have a regular girlfriend (non sex worker) there is not that many free hours in the week to go and chase some strange.

I do like to visit the occasional oily or soapy though. Great for relaxation and I believe keeps many a relationship healthier.

[Mens2]

Most farangs that live in Thailand, as I do. Have a girlfriend and get a little bit of strange on the side, as I do.

And if not. We need to work.

So I'm not on a sex holiday.

Sure, I have a decent amount of sex with different girls.

But not daily thrice.

[Explorer8939]

Most farangs that live in Thailand, as I do. Have a girlfriend and get a little bit of strange on the side, as I do.

But it's not always easy, the girlfriend has friends everywhere, and if she finds out, I hope you don't live in a place with a balcony.

I was hooked up with a Thai lady, but I escaped. Now I can bang my regular ladies, but she has to hide anything she does (because I make it clear that dont want to barfine ladies with customers or sponsors, only ladies who really need help).

Of course, it’s a great help that I am double vaccinated with Moderna.

[Member #4753]

I can't understand why farang are doing this rather than banging many ladies as they always did and having the time of their lives as you obviously are.

Most farangs that live in Thailand, as I do. Have a girlfriend and get a little bit of strange on the side, as I do.

[Turgid]

.... most Farangs in Pattaya have been trapped in relationships with Thai ladies.....

I can't understand why farang are doing this rather than banging many ladies as they always did and having the time of their lives as you obviously are.

[JohnIsFun]

I am basically supporting 15 ladies who have or no customers now. These are unemployed bargirls who live in free rooms in their bars. There are a few with customers, but these are rare, as most Farangs in Pattaya have been trapped in relationships with Thai ladies.

So, I had two pairs of ladies yesterday. It's amazing to me how a Thai lady has no worries about giving a blowjob in front of her friend. I guess they would draw the line at ass fucking, though. So, it was constant HJs and BJs all day, and then my overnighter lady came for fucking.

One very popular bargirl came back to Pattaya this week, after leaving to live with her boyfriend. Apparently she was dead broke, and so she came back in hopes of finding customers. Things are so bad, she has to come to my condo for debauchery for small money. Another lady I know has a Farang boyfriend, but times are tough so she is visiting me, as well. Well, the ladies tell me she doesn't have a boyfriend and she lives in a room in a bar, so maybe her boyfriend went home..

Mate,

It's all good. We are in lockdown and did not.

Have a decent root for months. It's been great reading your reviews. Enjoy while you can and keep helping as much as you can. After all we want the decent ones to survive this pandemic and make some of us happy.

[Explorer8939]

I am basically supporting 15 ladies who have or no customers now. These are unemployed bargirls who live in free rooms in their bars. There are a few with customers, but these are rare, as most Farangs in Pattaya have been trapped in relationships with Thai ladies.

So, I had two pairs of ladies yesterday. It's amazing to me how a Thai lady has no worries about giving a blowjob in front of her friend. I guess they would draw the line at ass fucking, though. So, it was constant HJs and BJs all day, and then my overnighter lady came for fucking.

One very popular bargirl came back to Pattaya this week, after leaving to live with her boyfriend. Apparently she was dead broke, and so she came back in hopes of finding customers. Things are so bad, she has to come to my condo for debauchery for small money. Another lady I know has a Farang boyfriend, but times are tough so she is visiting me, as well. Well, the ladies tell me she doesn't have a boyfriend and she lives in a room in a bar, so maybe her boyfriend went home.

I can generally tell the ladies with boyfriends once they have had some drinks, the ladies with boyfriends are much more reserved, the ladies who don't have regular access to dicks basically try to gangbang me. I'm not saying I am God's gift to women, I am saying these ladies are hard up. They went from getting laid every day, to nothing, almost overnight. Even Thai moto drivers, the fall back for bar girls, are in short supply, and since the ladies live in bars, it's hard to find a place to fuck a Thai man, who all live with other Thai ladies.

The other factor is that I have most of these ladies for years, and ladies like to fuck men they have known for a long time, all other things being equal. Repeating customers are gold for bar girls.

So, even though things are pretty tragic here, it's the best time for mongering for me.

[Explorer8939]

I am still at it, it's like a job to me, scheduling the ladies, shopping for alcohol (not as easy as you might think), plus trying to fit daily chores into the short time when ladies aren't here. The ladies who come alone will message me asking for a time slot.

Today, I have 2 showing up around noon, and 2 coming at 4 pm. Then an overnighter will come when they leave.

Because Covid is so bad, I am cutting down on pairs who don't live together or otherwise hang out together.

I am trying to remember what happened yesterday, but it's kind of a blur. I had one lady who came for the first time. She had just a few drinks and passed out. I heard her throwing up in the toilet, and then she emerged and announced she had a customer and had to leave immediately. Wow. Amazingly, with a couple of hours, she posted a photo of herself on Facebook.