Pattaya Reports

[KrpDiem]

Hey, it is a tough job, but someone has to do it.

Indeed. Thanks for sacrificing yourself to such a noble cause!

[XXL]

With this and the blood-stained bathrobe from a period-stricken girl two nights earlier, that hotel was the real star of my stay. ....

I hope such girls don't have two rates, a higher price for Japanese customers when she's remote from her period, and a cheaper price to slum it with farangs when she's within or dangerously close to her period.

[WildHawk]

Some good, spirited talk on "gogo" girl quality (or not) on the forum, and I tend to agree with all the comments, since YMMV. The esteemed Mr. E is correct that, by the light of day and street clothing, most of these girls are indistinguishable from their civilian counterparts. I barfined four in four nights, ST all save one who stayed with me until 6 pm The next day; delightful 27 year old Chaing Mai beauty. Though there is a world of difference in quality between the beer hall ladies and the universally fresher agogo lasses. One Soi 6 girl I sampled surely could have found work in a Walking Street shop, but perhaps she prefers the day shift. I just happen to prefer watching the girls on stage and I found myself splurging on lady drinks when the mood fit and I liked the girls, even in instances in which I knew that I would not be barfining. What struck me is how one club that shot off unfriendly vibes on my long-ago previous visit could be a totally changed place. Case in point: I blew through 1500 baht in an hour at Iron, gifting four girls, dancing with the mama, acting like a proper high roller. Just because. And WTF, French-kissing four girls one by one, lap dances, whatever was good, wholesome fun.

Lots of variables, too, in what constitutes a Japanese-focused parlor. I did not, for example, get this vibe at Sensations, cited earlier as such, where I pulled a girl named Zia, cute little spinner. One issue with this Zia, and this had, luckily, never happened before, but the girl had a Sensation of her own as I waited for her to present herself in bed. Took quite a few minutes, and I detected a faint whiff of eau de No. 2. Let's face it, nature calls, and my only concern was that she thoroughly cleaned herself for work duties. So I asked, and she denied the sensa-, er, movement. Clean enough for DATY, whatever, and she came through with flying colors. After she left I noticed that a veritable tsunami had hit the toilet area of my room at the Barraquda M. Perhaps in her zeal she had used the bidet hose to spray nearly every inch of the facility. The next morning I noticed that a bath towel had been soiled with evidence. Blech. With this and the blood-stained bathrobe from a period-stricken girl two nights earlier, that hotel was the real star of my stay. Yes, I digress much too much.

[KrpDiem]

Nice first report. You are living up to your moniker and not wasting time. I expect that good times will accumulate exponentially for you!

Ibar can be a drag at times. I am its biggest advocate. But even I can find myself miserable there. However, it's always been the place where I have found the girls I have clicked with the most and ended up repeating for GFE. It just takes a little patience. And you will be hard pressed to take any of the really attractive girls (at least the ones I find attractive) for under 2 K LT. (I am sure MR. E will beg to differ, but this is my experience)..

Thank you. Hope you're right and good time will indeed accumulate. I'm conscious of being late to the Pattaya party, I'm not it will still be there 15 years from now, but I sure intend to make the most of it!

Great report man. Way to fend off the LBs.

Can anyone tell me what exactly is gogo quality? Everytime I meet a chick outside of a gogo she looks like a normal chick to me. Then later she says she works at a gogo. Late last night/early this morning I met a chick in my elevator. I asked her what she was doing. She said just coming from work. I asked where she worked and she said Saphire. Again just looked like a normal chick to me.

You are right indeed, and I should not have put it that way. What I meant to say by gogo quality is a girl that would not lose too much appeal being seen undressed.

[JiveMofo]

Damn, hoping thing didn't slip at Demonia. My impression was the Demonia is far and away a better layout and had better looking woman over Castle. Also, I think you get an hour and a half at Demonia vs 60 minutes at Castle. My post in Bangkok Reports thread includes several pictures of Demonia girls. (no face). I'd rate these girls 6's, maybe 7 for one. I did enjoy my time there, always worth at least one visit on a multi day stay. With prices escalating in Nana and Cowboy, this is not as high to me as it once was. See #35979 dtd 8/4/16 in Bangkok Reports thread for pix.

Yes Demonia is 90 minutes. I did go early so maybe not best lineup at the time. I was a bit annoyed by the LD, Tip hustle, but was a fun first experience. I probably won't repeat again at Castle, or BarBar as I'm guessing the service is approximately the same. I doubt more legit BDSM is readily available in Thailand, so needs look elsewhere if I'm so inclined. Will check your report.

Thanks.

[Johnie]

Got my feet on the ground back in Patts a few days ago for my annual pipe clearing vacation and can happily report full nudity once again in all the usual places. This is such a relief as previous reports mentioned that the BIB raids had meant no "showing". A few posts back mentioned that Soi 6 was back to normal as well with upstairs rooms back in action. I usually don't visit Soi 6 as my long time GF working as service in a go go gives me all the action I need. As with a previous GF in BKK, she always says "one more" immediately after each round.

Not bad for an old guy approaching 70. I hope to keep this up, like my dick, forever.

Johnie.

[TellAll]

Nice reporting, thanks for that! I just get a little curious of this beautiful young brunette in The Pussy Club. Do you remember her name? You know, they have a FB-page (like most of the Soi 6 bars) where the girls are on display on photos too, maybe you will recognize her from one of the photos?

https://www.facebook.com/The-Pussy-C...88012/?fref=ts

Well now. I see some booty's that might require some duty. Have to check it out.

[Bdonkadonk]

... ended up at the pussy club. A beautiful young brunette was soon with me and asking for her LD. After some petting, grabbing and kissing, I was soon convinced to take her upstairs. And she was worth the 350+1000. Maybe a bit new at it, and not necessarily the best sucker, but eager to please. I really liked her. The room was really nice, with wall and ceiling mirrors. I tipped 200 for good performance.

Nice reporting, thanks for that! I just get a little curious of this beautiful young brunette in The Pussy Club. Do you remember her name? You know, they have a FB-page (like most of the Soi 6 bars) where the girls are on display on photos too, maybe you will recognize her from one of the photos?

https://www.facebook.com/The-Pussy-C...88012/?fref=ts

[Uncle Volodya]

Glad you learned your lesson. Saving 300 baht for an uglier girl is just not worth it. Always strive to be with the prettiest girl.

Thanks for another great review. At your pace I predict you hit the wall in 2 more days.

Yep, great report. But I recommend you slow down too.

Not much to do in Patts before late afternoon / early evening. Mornings and afternoons are best spent resting up or shagging the LT from the night before.

Stay horny my friend.

Uncle-V.

[Omigawd]

Arrived on sat evening and headed to BR after shower around 9 PM. OMG. The street was full of freelancers this time in sharp contrast to last year when there were no more 100 girls on street. This time the number was more like 500. Unfortunately they were all fuglies, could not find even 2 to my liking. Luckily found one that was 6 in my yes so decided to pull the trigger. She was very friendly and overall it was satisfying experience. We chatted a lot about each other's life etc.

Went back to BR but it was already 3 am and street had fewer than 50 girls, all hopeless. Decided to call it a night.

Next day could not find anything to my liking during afternoon stroll to soi 6 around 2 pm. Didn't like the offerings at Paradise massage and up to you. I tried very heard to find FLs on BR during day but hardly any girls. I was quite tired and frustrated by this wild goose chase and could not sleep also. Anyways evening was OK after 8 pm on BR. Came across a really nice looking lady.

But she already had a booking so chatted briefly and got her number. Strolled the length of BR 2/3 times and could find only 3/4 girls that were barely 6. Decided not to be too picky and pulled the trigger on an Isaan lady. Was surprised to hear that she was 30 plus and had 3 kids. The session was pretty nice overall although her boobs were way too soft for my liking. Rest of the night was a write off as.

I could not find even one girl that I would like to have sex with. Terribly frustrated I decided to change strategy for next day which turned out to be the best ever. Went straight to Paradise massage in morning around 11.30 and did the deed w / o being too picky. Then had another one at indo Thai massage shop on South Pattaya road. The shop facilities were hopeless, similar to paradise massage, mattresses on floor separated by curtains. But what a find. Mimi had stunning look for me, easily 7.5 and a body that is beyond comparison. Easily the best one I have had in Thailand in last 3 years. Be cup tits, firm, responsive, very well maintained body, smooth, incredible. Just awesome. Best savored at your hotel LOL.

[Banana Boi]

As I didn't want to end the night this way I took a FL from BR. She asked 800, agreed to 500, but was not even worth that. She wouldn't kiss, show no enthusiasm, at first she wouldn't suck but I told her "you must, I insist", and she did for a couple of minutes. No need to say she left without a tip. I regretted a better looking FL, friendlier, but who was asking 800 and wouldn't move. Those 300 were not a good saving.

Not the best end to the night but I wrote that down to experience

Glad you learned your lesson. Saving 300 baht for an uglier girl is just not worth it. Always strive to be with the prettiest girl.

Thanks for another great review. At your pace I predict you hit the wall in 2 more days.

[Rockett Man]

Yeah I totally agree. Its makeup and lighting. Very few gogo girls are super hot without makeup. Shall be back in Pattaya this week.

You got that right, Mr. E, Just because they work in a GoGo, doesn't mean they are top quality all the times. Many without makeup just look normal and it is the lighting too. I see a lot of girls on stage and say to myself wow, up close, at times then the heavy makeup, facial scars, etc. Based on your opinion that is why I'm negative about GoGo owners opening places and have all those levels of Barfines for their girls. Agency girls, Model girls, Super models, to me it is plain stupid no matter how they want to define it. I remember a girl who use to work Peppermint, very average even in looks, she got a job at What's Up?

[Rockett Man]

Yeah. Many gogo girls don't prefer farang, and particularly Indians. I was sitting in Taboo and a gogo friend was gestured over to a group of Indian guys. She refused 4 x. They wouldn't give up, so she came and sat with me and told them I was her BF, so they would leave her alone LOL.

While they will accept the patronage of Westerners, I discovered a level of unfriendliness (I would not exactly call it outright hostility) at Baccara and the inaptly named Happy Agogo, visited during my four days in Pattaya over the past couple weeks. At Baccara was ushered to the second floor, to a seat along the stage (interesting setup, plexiglas floor with girls sliding down a pole to the first floor). (Me: early-50's Caucasian, fit enough, but most importantly, with a wallet equipped enough to cover any cost.) The girls engaged with the Japanese customers (and there was one Westerner in the corner who looked to have scored a takeout, assuming she had not been pulled from another location), though only one returned my smile. Quickly finished my beer, used the loo and, on the way out, slipped 60 baht to the girl who had smiled; I pulled her aside and explained exactly why it was that I was tipping. She said she was happy to go with farang, though I doubt that is the case with the vast majority of Baccara girls. (Also noticed an excess of nose-rubbing by the girls at Baccara. Yabba-do?)

Just goes to show that times change with these clubs; five years ago I barfined a hot girl from Baccara, and though the memory is hazy, I recall no negatives. At the same time, I had an unpleasant encounter at Beach Club (now in a different location) regarding overbilling, and running up a ladydrink tab with a girl who was not able to barfine (in retrospect, possibly a good thing)..

[FL Hawk]

Fist I'the like to thank all of you for the many great reports (Mr. E, Uncle V, and so many others). I read many many pages of your heroic pussy hunting adventures and got many great advice, recommendations, without which I could never have enjoyed my stay the way I did.

Hey, it is a tough job, but someone has to do it.

[Banana Boi]

Thanks for the update, Bdonk.

though I know we'd probably disagree on who wound make that 3-5% as our tastes do differ a bit. 555.

Between the 2 of us we covered off about 5-9% of all gogo girls. I gave ourselves a 1% overlap!