Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

I had an LT who's roommate needed the key. She expertly rang up a bolt and had a moto deliver it to her and then resumed our date.

I pointed out several times before that it was not the bullshit that people are making it out to be. Earlier this month I even volunteered to go make the extra key myself and the girl was like that is okay because I am going to move soon anyway. I told her how the fuck am I one person and have 3 keys to my place, but you are two people and only have one key. A big inconvenience that is easily remedied, but they choose not to bother with it.

[RakSopheni]

Snide comments are mot helpful.

Many mongers here know about the Key trick, where the lady announces after boom-boom that her roommate doesn't have a key to their room, and so your Long Time barfine must leave early. Typically this happens after the bars close, so it's not as if the lady wants to go back to her bar, she wants to go sleep with her Thai man.

Not everything is about the customer.

I had an LT who's roommate needed the key. She expertly rang up a bolt and had a moto deliver it to her and then resumed our date.

[Chan Chalupa]

I ran into a bargirl who was sporting a bandage on her forehead. She said there was a fight in her bar the night before. Apparently, a customer came in and ran up a huge bill before refusing to pay. A melee ensued, but the customer was accompanied by a ladyboy, who beat the crap out of the bargirls.

Usually Security does the Beating. Not the customers companion. Not paying Tab is the ultimate Bar Crime.

This should be on ASEAN News now soon.

[Explorer8939]

Nightmare.

I had a rather pleasant MILF come over for drinks, but she got naked after the first drink. That should have been a red flag.

But I let things get out of hand, and it quickly devolved into a fuck marathon, where she wouldn't stop until she came, and she couldn't come. I felt like a rag doll in the mouth of a wild dog. Between her pounding me, and then both of us passing out, we lost 4 hours.

I long for a lady who will let me cum quickly, but no, I scheduled another monster for tomorrow afternoon. This is the one where I promised I wouldn't drink so much, and I would fuck her ass. Maybe she will cancel if I am lucky.

One note for the condom guys, when the lady was about to start, she asked about a condom. I told her that I had some, but when I rolled over to get one, the lady jumped me and fucked me bareback.

[Explorer8939]

Nothing to do with Customer just not that enjoyable to be with. Just asking.

Snide comments are mot helpful.

Many mongers here know about the Key trick, where the lady announces after boom-boom that her roommate doesn't have a key to their room, and so your Long Time barfine must leave early. Typically this happens after the bars close, so it's not as if the lady wants to go back to her bar, she wants to go sleep with her Thai man.

Not everything is about the customer.

[CaliGuy33]

I ran into a bargirl who was sporting a bandage on her forehead. She said there was a fight in her bar the night before. Apparently, a customer came in and ran up a huge bill before refusing to pay. A melee ensued, but the customer was accompanied by a ladyboy, who beat the crap out of the bargirls.

Only in Thailand hehe!

[Turgid]

Yea, THE GODFATHERS! LOL,

I believe they are both of Italian ancestry so if you do not want to be a father avoid the spaghetti. LOL.

[Explorer8939]

I ran into a bargirl who was sporting a bandage on her forehead. She said there was a fight in her bar the night before. Apparently, a customer came in and ran up a huge bill before refusing to pay. A melee ensued, but the customer was accompanied by a ladyboy, who beat the crap out of the bargirls.

[Explorer8939]

I know you like them More Mature with 20 year old sons. I'm hearing Palace is Hiring. They have a few Muglies on staff. No offense.

Actually, there are different types of ladies in my rotation, some in their 20's, some in their 30's, in their 40's, and 2 that have hit 50. I like to change them up.

Some of the ladies remain popular in Low Season, sometimes cancelling because they secured a customer at the last minute. Last night's lady told me at the end of her shift that she had gotten 10 drinks from a customer. I told her to go with him, not come to my condo. Partially because she was probably too drunk to be fun for me, I let her customer deal with her.

[Chan Chalupa]

Anyone get a 30 day extension of a visa exempt recently. Jometiem Immigration. Am I looking at one hour in and out?

[Chan Chalupa]

If you do an overnighter with a bargirl, if she wants to leave ridiculously early, its because she has a Thai boyfriend waiting for her.

But sometimes you get one who is single and horny, and they don't want to leave, at least not until they get another round in the morning. I had a lady last night do multiple rounds, in between sleeping, and when she finally got out of bed, she was clearly ready for yet another round.

But I had another lady coming in the afternoon, so I wasn't up for yet another round. I handed her some cash, that didn't work, she still wouldn't go. Even though she had to go back to Ban Chang by 13.00. It appeared that I was going to have to give her another round, but then I tried Bargirl Repellent, IE Yes videos. A couple of those and she was out the door.

Nothing to do with Customer just not that enjoyable to be with. Just asking.

[Chan Chalupa]

Would you recommend visiting Bangkok for a day or two just for variety and exploring other stuff to do, or does pattaya and its vicinity basically cover most of that? Mainly of course looking for bars, chicks and fun.

As you stated a Main Goal.

No doubt in my mind Pattaya Bro.

[LittleBigMan]

Robert De Niro became a father at 79, Al Pacino is expecting his fourth child at 83.

Yea, THE GODFATHERS! LOL,

[CaliGuy33]

Would you recommend visiting Bangkok for a day or two just for variety and exploring other stuff to do, or does pattaya and its vicinity basically cover most of that? Mainly of course looking for bars, chicks and fun.

Bangkok and Pattaya are two completely different worlds. If you've never been to Thailand you should certainly spend time in Bangkok.

[HorseTrader]

Would you recommend visiting Bangkok for a day or two just for variety and exploring other stuff to do, or does pattaya and its vicinity basically cover most of that? Mainly of course looking for bars, chicks and fun.

Bangkok has a completely different feel than Pattaya, so I suggest you spend some time in Bangkok. Recommend you stay within a short walk of Sukhumvit between about Soi 4 and Soi 19.