Pattaya Reports

[Coconut8888]

Wanted to find a Thai Massage that was not on Beach road or 2nd Road. I stop by Good Massage and Spa on Soi 13/2. The lady said she would give me a nice Thai massage and she had strong hands. So I said OK. Before I got in door, the lady switch with another younger Thai girl. At the beginning of massage I could tell she was not experience. I had to prompt her on what to do. She rush through the massage and it was the worst massage I had in my six year in Thailand. She finish before one hour, I asked her how long she been doing massage, she said one year and she was from Bangkok. I told her that this was my worst massage I ever had. She just look at me. I also told cashier and same response.

I wrote a review in Trip Advisors and rated POOR and got rejected. If you go to Good Massage and Spa, be aware!

[Mr Enternational]

Met Rocky in front of 808 last night at 1am. It seemed like security did not want to let him in because the guy that was checking him asked if he was with me. I said yep. We went upstairs and I asked what he wanted to drink. I went to the first bar in front and got an orange juice for him and a water for me. 240 baht. We walked into the back and I showed him where I usually sit next to the door. The spot was occupied. We did a lap around the club and I would stop every now and then to talk some shit to a chick. When we got to the other side I saw a couple of chicks with a bucket of beer on their table. I went to the first one and talked a little shit then I went over to her friend and said my friend like you. She was receptive but Rocky was not giving her any play. I actually would have taken this chick for myself. The chick that I was talking to got up and I sat on her stool. She went to make a lap around. I said what's up man. Why aren't you talking to her? By this time my girl was back. He said that she was not his type. I said cool and told the ladies we would see them later.

We walked a little farther to the entrance on the right and lo and behold the table at the door was open with two stools. We sat down. I told him that when a chick comes by that he likes just grab her by the hand. Every chick that passed that he liked though he would try to put his arm around their back as they passed. But of course they were walking forward, so he was just grabbing air. I said no man grab them by the hand.

What I do is more fishing than hunting. Guys go from gogo to gogo or bar to bar looking at 40 chicks to find one that they like. I like to drop anchor and let the current carry all the fish past me. Then when I see one that I like I throw a line out.

On a side note, my frat brother (guy that brought the dresses) was in the VIP next to where we were sitting. He said that he was waiting on a couple of chicks. They kept trying to kick him out of the VIP because someone was having a party and had reserved the space. I said man don't you see this sign that says reserved? He said the sign was not there when he got there. That dude was standing his ground. When his two chicks showed up I was like got damn. They looked so good that I had to ask Rocky if he was sure those were not ladyboys.

I don't know how it happened but 3 chicks came over to our table hanging out. But there was a lot of movement between them. They kept going back and forth and around and around like they had ants in their pants. Somehow Rocky ended up being with the chick I was talking to and her friend was over between my legs. She looked down at my shirt (Brazil football Jersey) and said oh Brazil and cold started speaking Portuguese. I was stunned. These Thai chicks are always full of surprises. She said that she used to live in Sao Paulo and I told her that I lived and studied in Rio. Then she told the chick that Rocky was with and that bich started speaking Portuguese too! The 3 of them were off that Red Wine and me and Rocky still had our original drinks.

At 3am the chicks were telling us to come to Flexx with them. I told them that it was too early for Flexx. You don't want to get there before 4am. My chick said that she needed to go there soon so she could go home and sleep because she had to work at 10am. I asked where she worked and she said Royal Garden. I told her that I would come see her the next day. 3:30 came and they were adamant about leaving to go to the other club so I said okay, let me go to the toilet first.

I didn't come straight back from the toilet. I went the other way to do one last lap around the club. As I was passing 2 chicks, one started pointing to her friend. But the friend was moving away from me like ewww get away from me. I said your friend does not like me. So then she started being more receptive. I told her that I had to go but I would take her number and get with her another day. She put her number in my phone and it was already in there. It was a Badoo chick that I had never met, but had told me 3000 before. I laughed in my head. Later I sent my main wingman a message about her and he said there was a Badoo chick that told him 3000 in October, but in November she came over for 1200.

When I got back to the table, Rocky and the chicks were gone. I sent him a message but he didn't answer. I decided to head over to Flexx. When I went outside the police were making their rounds. The music in every club and bar went off and lights that were on went off, and lights that were off went on. I sent my chick that was with Rocky a message and she said she would be at Flexx soon. I hopped on my bike and headed over.

[MonkeyPaw]

Date: 2/10.

Provider- Lita #90.

Description- 5'5, 110, slim, nice silicone, large tattoo on stomach (covering see-section), brownish red hair past shoulder, white skin, Chiangmai features.

Place- Sabai Room.

Paid- 2800 total: 2400 plus 200 tip for girl, 100 tip manager, and 100 tip house keeping.

Session time: 70 of 90 minutes.

ROS- About 7:30 pm arrived at Sabai Room. Maybe about 60 girls available. Settled on Lita. She was sitting near the front and center. I get really scared of getting a fat girl at soapies, so I look for signs like big arms and such. Her English is good through out or session. Quick shower, followed by body to body soapy massage on the float, followed by a bath, followed by sex. Sex was of course orchestrated. Lubed my dick first and blow job with condom on. Her skills are good. Felt like it was a BBBJ. Went through 4 positions cowgirl, miss, doggy, sideways. She gets extremely wet. Felt at times she was gushing. Finished with a tit fuck and came on her neck. Soapies I change girls anyways, so no need to ask if I would repeat. Just too many options and variable underneath the clothes. Most girls are very similar in looks and style. But it's the Monkeypaw way to help out as many single moms as I can. If I stuck to Go Go bars all the time, these soapies girls wouldn't have a chance. Dad says spread around the money and monkey love!

[Mr Enternational]

Most Thai girls just don't have much of either and natural beauty is rare amongst humans. To be honest, most girls without makeup are rather ugly unattractive anyways.

I am the exact opposite. I love chicks with natural beauty and can't stand to see them with all that shit on their face. As soon as they come to my room I make them wash that makeup off. One chick that I met in the disco last night I went to see at her job at Royal Garden today. I walked past her twice before she told me where her place was. She looked like a totally different person. I told her that the makeup she had on made her look 10 years older. Today she was a natural beauty.

[MonkeyPaw]

LOL. If these biches looked like models then don't you think they would be models? Might as well splurge even more on one that's like a virgin while you are at it.

Models are made, not born. Just go pick any chick and take her to get her hair and makeup done and buy her a fancy dress and shoes. It ain't hard at all.

I agree with Mr. E on this. My Dad says it's all about how much time and money a girl has to invest to make herself look good. Most Thai girls just don't have much of either and natural beauty is rare amongst humans. To be honest, most girls without makeup are rather ugly unattractive anyways.

A few years ago, my Dad to prove this point to me gave me around 100,000 HKD or around $13,000 (400,000 baht) to do an experiment. I was to go find the most unattractive girl possible, but she also had to have potential, so perhaps I can get something out her as my reward. I was to take the 100,000 HKD and invest in making her beautiful, like a model. So talking to some girls at Happy A Go Go about my offer, one suggest that I can invest in her sister who is in Chaiyaphum. Her name is Nongfar. She had pics of her, and this girl was very ugly indeed. Her sister was 25 years old and a virgin. I was able to meet her in person and at least she had a slim body and a decent ass. Her eyes were messed up, skin dark, just plain yuck 🤢 all over. Anyways Dad and I decided this was definitely a charity worth the cause. We slowly trickled the money to her and her family over a few of months. She sent pics of her progression to her eyes and face and her new boobs. The end result was astonishing. Afterwards, as my reward. I got Nongfar's virginity and was able to break her in some more sexually, when I brought her to Hong Kong for a couple of weeks for fun. Then we said our "good byes. " I just doing charity Monkeypaw style.

[Mr Enternational]

I'll wait and see if Rocky 2300 writes up on his experiences before I tell you guys the end result.

Are you kidding me? I took that mf out and he stole MY girl! We have been out since 1am. Him and the girl just left 30 minutes ago. It is 5:30am. All he spent all night was 100 baht for 1 orange juice. She has been buying her own wine all night. And he is going to give her 1000 baht tomorrow when she leaves. Like I said, fuck with me and he will be taking money home. Y'all are overthinking this shit.

LOL. And now I an talking to a chick that says she is a hostess at a gogo on LK Metro. I told her I would come there tomorrow and buy her a drink. I only started talking to her because. shit i gotta go. she keeps fucking with my phone

[UShobbyist]

Hello,

Is it allowed to take picture inside the club Sapphire?

AFAIK, you can not take any photo pictures in any clubs of Pattaya. The only club in Bangkok where I can take photo picture is Bangkok Bunny of NaNa plaza. When I took the gogo girls' photo pictures, I was actually outside this club and standed at least 20 feet away from this club.

[PrinceMV2]

Why does anyone need to lie about being rich to a Thai girl?

Few years ago I met a guy in Changping Dongguan in China who used to take people from other countries to KTVs and saunas and other places. Organized group parties. He never charged. He used to say he is super rich guy. His father owns aeroplane and things like that. So many times I thought if he is so rich why he wants to kinda work as a guide. Taking other people to saunas / flower streets / KTVs and all kind of fuck places. What's his benefit? Why he spares so much time for others without any gain? And he wanted everyone to spend a lot. Take girls of his choice or from the places of his choice. Booking rooms for them. Reason was obvious that he was getting commissions from the establishment's for every penny spent. So I found that when I go to a particular place directly I was charged less. I would have liked if he straight forward told everyone that's he is a guide and want to earn from his work. So basically I wanted to say each one has his own game and lies are useful in some cases. Am used to play my game independently but few people need to take help and impress the call girls. Let everyone be happy and enjoy life.

Cheers.

[Bdonkadonk]

... I'll wait and see if Rocky 2300 writes up on his experiences before I tell you guys the end result.

Now I get curious to hear what Rocky2300 has to say of what happened. He was asking of advice, coming to Pattaya for the very first time, on a limited budget, and that also being Indian doesn't help much in being truly successful in every place that he wants to visit. It seems like he got useful help from you and and guidance to some successful mongering in Pattaya. I'm all ears to hear about it!

[Pipe Layer99]

When you think about it carefully. Almost everything you say can increase the chance of getting a better experience from a girl. Many guys will then respond back to me "But I've gotten good experiences and did not have to say I was rich. " True, but it's still a numbers game and we don't know the other factors that played out in your case.

All I know is all Thai girls working in sex have one thing I'm common, money on their mind. Many who have the ability, want to travel and work outside of Thailand. Take a look at the higher end girls at Baccara or Palace. When I sit with them, they are always talking about wanting to or taking working trips to Macau, Japan, Malaysia, Singapore, Hong Kong, and Shanghai, where they will often go and freelance in 5 star hotels or work in bars in that country and make crazy money. And the girls on the lower end always look up to what the higher end girls are doing. Prettier girls want to glamorizetheir profession. It's only human nature to do so. This is my true of the average Beach Road girl, but who knows. Thailand is still economically behind all those countries. So by him saying he has connections in Malaysia, girls who have an interest in travel, will probably give him a better experience because they have a hidden agenda.

Customers are perceived by girls according to these factors age, race, body type, weight, attractiveness, money length of stay, kindness to waitstaff, kindness to the girls friends in same bar (drinks), language skills, country of passport, and so and so on. More brownie points collected, the better the odds. When you have obvious factors that perhaps gets you rejected such as skin color or race, then you better make some of those other factors grand in order to "wow" them. Most guys quit and just move on girl options, When girl A rejects them. And when that fails, they move on to other clubs. They then go brag to others that the best clubs with best girls are Windmill and Annabelle 😓. I don't, I try to play better and stronger. This is what is meant by being "a player. " You get them to perform, then go after their sisters, best friends, and even their mom of use is hot.

These girls tell guys all sorts of lies and games. It's okay to play back to the girl you want. I don't whine to mamasan or stop coming to bar, I play back harder. I've had girls who can make 8-10,000 a night, go with me for 5,000 LT. Take #62 from Baccara. When she first started work she was cuter with just a rounder ass and nice breast implants. Now she looks weird with her new nose job, cut lips, cut eyes, Botox ass injections, and Farah Fawcett 1979 hair duo. She went with me after we chatted for just the 5,000 LT rate. This was about over a year ago when she looked more sexy. When we talked, I can tell she's more interested in guys who can do more for her that just barfine. She wanted to travel and get better connections.

All it took was for me to say. I used to have a relation with a girl who worked at Baccara Bangkok. I used to fly her to Hong Kong all the time for fun. And even though we are just friends, she can list me as her BF for vetting purposes to get by immigration when she comes to Hong Kong. That's game and then I had her hooked. She agreed to go for 5,000 and at dinner, all she talked about was traveling and Hong Kong. She went on to give me an awesome experience that night. Next day, I traded her out for the next girl at Baccara. Now when #62 sees me, she rolls her eyes. So basically, it doesn't hurt to tell them you have connections or wealth. But it can always help your odds. That's why it's just a numbers game. I'll wait and see if Rocky 2300 writes up on his experiences before I tell you guys the end result.

Who is paying for your expenses? Enlighten us.

[LoveEastAsia]

Last night at Sapphire, I grabbed Beem. She's working there about 8 months and previously at What's Up. Beem is about 5'2 and very shapely with a nice set of silicone. I put her at about 110 lbs. Her English is good, but her conversation is a bit ditsy at times. I took her on advice from a fellow monger, who said she was very naughty in bed. But keep in mind YMMV, as with all girls. Beem said she remembered me from What's Up and always thought I had a girlfriend. I was like "but I've barfined like 15 girls from your club!" She was just happy that she got on the "Monkeypaw List of Done Girls. " She is apparently popular amongst the girls and say that on Walking Street all the bar girls think that if I haven't barfined them by now. Then they are ugly or something is wrong with them. Haha.

After about 4 drinks for her and 2 for her friend, who I previously had gone with before. We headed to my condo. She's not shy at all. Got undressed as soon as we walked in. We showered together and did some playing around in there. Long story short. Lots of BBBJ porn style with spitting, multiple cummer, and allowed me to CIM. The positions and angles she got in when we were doing the deed made me think she's very professional and sexy at the same time. She literally kept asking to eat my cum while we were having sex. So finally after 30 minutes, I told her to finish me with a blow job. And she did as promised and even licked off the extra on my shaft. Very fun and naughty girl indeed. Total damage 1500 barfine, 1200 for drinks, 3000 plus 300 tip for the girl. Beem gets a Monkeypaw two paws up!

Hello,

Is it allowed to take picture inside the club Sapphire?

[MonkeyPaw]

When you think about it carefully. Almost everything you say can increase the chance of getting a better experience from a girl. Many guys will then respond back to me "But I've gotten good experiences and did not have to say I was rich. " True, but it's still a numbers game and we don't know the other factors that played out in your case.

All I know is all Thai girls working in sex have one thing I'm common, money on their mind. Many who have the ability, want to travel and work outside of Thailand. Take a look at the higher end girls at Baccara or Palace. When I sit with them, they are always talking about wanting to or taking working trips to Macau, Japan, Malaysia, Singapore, Hong Kong, and Shanghai, where they will often go and freelance in 5 star hotels or work in bars in that country and make crazy money. And the girls on the lower end always look up to what the higher end girls are doing. Prettier girls want to glamorizetheir profession. It's only human nature to do so. This is my true of the average Beach Road girl, but who knows. Thailand is still economically behind all those countries. So by him saying he has connections in Malaysia, girls who have an interest in travel, will probably give him a better experience because they have a hidden agenda.

Customers are perceived by girls according to these factors age, race, body type, weight, attractiveness, money length of stay, kindness to waitstaff, kindness to the girls friends in same bar (drinks), language skills, country of passport, and so and so on. More brownie points collected, the better the odds. When you have obvious factors that perhaps gets you rejected such as skin color or race, then you better make some of those other factors grand in order to "wow" them. Most guys quit and just move on girl options, When girl A rejects them. And when that fails, they move on to other clubs. They then go brag to others that the best clubs with best girls are Windmill and Annabelle 😓. I don't, I try to play better and stronger. This is what is meant by being "a player. " You get them to perform, then go after their sisters, best friends, and even their mom of use is hot.

These girls tell guys all sorts of lies and games. It's okay to play back to the girl you want. I don't whine to mamasan or stop coming to bar, I play back harder. I've had girls who can make 8-10,000 a night, go with me for 5,000 LT. Take #62 from Baccara. When she first started work she was cuter with just a rounder ass and nice breast implants. Now she looks weird with her new nose job, cut lips, cut eyes, Botox ass injections, and Farah Fawcett 1979 hair duo. She went with me after we chatted for just the 5,000 LT rate. This was about over a year ago when she looked more sexy. When we talked, I can tell she's more interested in guys who can do more for her that just barfine. She wanted to travel and get better connections.

All it took was for me to say. I used to have a relation with a girl who worked at Baccara Bangkok. I used to fly her to Hong Kong all the time for fun. And even though we are just friends, she can list me as her BF for vetting purposes to get by immigration when she comes to Hong Kong. That's game and then I had her hooked. She agreed to go for 5,000 and at dinner, all she talked about was traveling and Hong Kong. She went on to give me an awesome experience that night. Next day, I traded her out for the next girl at Baccara. Now when #62 sees me, she rolls her eyes. So basically, it doesn't hurt to tell them you have connections or wealth. But it can always help your odds. That's why it's just a numbers game. I'll wait and see if Rocky 2300 writes up on his experiences before I tell you guys the end result.

[Bdonkadonk]

Kinda weird, every time I say to a moto taxi "no thanks I like walking" they look at me like I'm an alien. I guess living in BsAs for so long changed me when it comes to walking. Walking is how I prefer to introduce myself to a city. When I got here I walked from the bus station to soi 10. It's not the money, the truck / bus guy said 50 baht. I enjoy walking in new places. I walked from the Tweet tweet today to Devils Den, then walked back a different route. Along the way I found this little fruit market and had an impromptu lesson on all these new kinds of fruit I've never seen before from one of the ladies that was selling the fruit.

You are right, walking is underestimated and a great way to get around and you have time to take in the surroundings. But I understand that Thai people are lazy people and they would rather get on a motorbike taxi or a Songthaew, than walk for a while.

Today I did the whole walk, from Walking Street to Soi 6 and I was surprised that it wasn't longer than it was. I expected it to be longer and I guess one gets another perspective when the reference is going with the Songthaew, the same stretch. It definitely seems like it is a longer distance when judging the distance from riding the Songthaew along Beach Road.

I noticed that from around Central Pattaya Road up to Soi 6, there were definitely less ladies but there were still some scattered along the Beach Road. All in all they were quite impressive in numbers and if I had seen a stunner I would have taken her, but I didn't see any girl exactly to my liking.

[Banana Boi]

So they will expect more money from you maybe?

My thoughts exactly. It's why I'm asking the question.

[Mr Enternational]

Why does anyone need to lie about being rich to a Thai girl?

So they will expect more money from you maybe?