Pattaya Reports

[Franga]

The prices are correct, but are you sure you have badge colors correct?
Honey and PP packed with Indians and at least 50 girls each.

Yes, you are right about the badge colors. I completely cocked them all up as I was relying on memory, and getting confused with the Sabai Dee colors.

And I think you are right about the 4000 baht tier. The staff member indicated that there was only one. I wouldn't mind getting a look at her one day and seeing what equipment she has that places her above all the other girls.

Yes, I have noticed that Honey 2 is swarming with Indian guys. It's very popular compared with Sabai Dee and Sabai Room, which are the only other two places that I have checked out.

[Gsi2810]

This is from my last trip around 6 months ago. I love Thai girls and their service is A class but it doesn't hurt to have some variety especially when they know English. On one of the days I picked up an African WG from the beach road area (she was roaming between the two big beer gardens). I also spent some time at the Russian clubs but didn't take anyone home (am not an Arab sheikh as these girls costed around 10 K Baht for ST). However in the Nasha club I saw a bunch of Ukranian girls who were quoting around 5 k-10 k for the WHOLE NIGHT which is a very good deal in my opinion considering we can shave off a thousand Baht or so while negotiating. However I didn't try as I am more of a ST guy and had already done the deed for the day. But damn that's a competitive aggressive price.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Walked into Honey 2 (North Pattaya) around 11 pm. Lots of Indians and Chinese punters inside, and lots of chicks in the fishbowl.

It was my intention to pick a chick from the lowest price category, but after looking at these lower priced chicks they all looked too skanky to me. I wouldn't even give them a second look if they were standing on Beach Road.

So for the record here are the price quotes (I am Caucasian).

Blue badge 2000 baht.

Brown badge 2600 baht.

Red badge 3200 baht ("V" category. V for VIP I think).

There was even a higher category, Pink badge, called "O" that were 4000 baht, but when I asked the staff to point them out, they had already been taken.

Most of the V category looked reasonably doable.

The prices are correct, but are you sure you have badge colors correct? I was there last night about 7 PM and the reds badges were 2000, the blue M numbers were 2600, the deeper blue / purple V badges were 3200, and the one S yellow badge was 4000. I did not see any pink, O badges. Prices seem to have gone up since about a week to 10 days ago the M badges were 2500 and the V badges were 3000.

Also went to Sabai Dee and Sabai Room. Sabai Dee had one customer and Sabai Room had no customers when I walked in, compared to the packed with Indians (and some East Asians) Honey 2. Honey 2 also had maybe twice as many girls as both Sabai Dee and Sabai Room combined. A few days earlier had gone to Rasputin, Honey, and PP Massage; Rasputin a couple of customers and maybe 20 ladies; Honey and PP packed with Indians and at least 50 girls each. Seems the only ones doing any business are the Indian oriented ones. Hard to see how the other parlors and the girls there are making any money and can survive.

[Lefeu]

Yesterday, my first day in Pattaya, I found a gem on Beach Road across from the famous Mr. 99 restaurant. Her name ...

She is a cutie! And reminded me of a girl I picked up on Beach road with the same name, but different girl. I have picked up girls on beach road at all time of the day and night, but generally, the picking is slim during the day.

[Franga]

Walked into Honey 2 (North Pattaya) around 11 pm. Lots of Indians and Chinese punters inside, and lots of chicks in the fishbowl.

It was my intention to pick a chick from the lowest price category, but after looking at these lower priced chicks they all looked too skanky to me. I wouldn't even give them a second look if they were standing on Beach Road.

So for the record here are the price quotes (I am Caucasian).

Blue badge 2000 baht.

Brown badge 2600 baht.

Red badge 3200 baht ("V" category. V for VIP I think).

There was even a higher category, Pink badge, called "O" that were 4000 baht, but when I asked the staff to point them out, they had already been taken.

Most of the V category looked reasonably doable.

[D Cups]

But does Emily the supermodel play with you? Probably not. Better to stick with big tits Thai bar girls.

Well they will all play for the right price, Porn Addict, but you are right to stick it in the big tits Thai bar girls for less. Cheers and thanks for the great photo, mate.

[MonkeyPaw]

Yesterday, my first day in Pattaya, I found a gem on Beach Road across from the famous Mr. 99 restaurant. Her name is Ning and apparently she has only been in town for a few weeks. The crazy thing is that it was only 4 pm in the afternoon and the girl was already out trying to find someone to fuck her. I asked her why is she out so early? She mentioned that some nights it would rain, so it's better to work during the day, than get shut out of customers completely at night if it starts to rain. When I first saw her standing outside, I noticed Ning had a cute face and light skinned but unsure of how her body would be underneath her skimpy shorts and t shirt. But later I found out with clothes off, that her body was very sexy, with a flat stomach, nice round ass and big firm enhanced tits. I bought her and I a coconut to drink and we talked a bit about price. She wanted 1000 for 2 hours short time, and 3000 for 24 hours if I took her now. She told me that if this was at night, she would have accepted 1500 for long time, but only until the next morning. Shots would be unlimited as long as I was able to get hard and can cum. She told me she recently had a customer that she stayed with a whole day and while he only fucked her 4 times in 24 hours, he made her suck his dick like every 3-4 hours, every where they went. He wasn't able to cum all the time, so she had to stop trying. Anyways, it was barely 4 pm, and I can't do long time with any girl, sleep with them or stand a girl for 24 hours, so it was all a moot point. I took the 1000 baht for 2 hours offer and off went back to my condo.

In my room, we took a nice long shower together where she fell to her knees and gave my cock a good sucking for about 10 minutes. She then bent her ass over in the shower, reached from underneath her pussy and started to play with my dick by rubbing it against her clit, while giving me a hand job. It felt so good that I was that close to sticking my cock inside of her and going at it bare. I resisted and told her we can finish up on the bed. I carried her sexy small body to the bed and spread her legs wide for some DATY to which she was very loud and vocal. She kept squirming and lifting her ass up to basically force my tongue inside her pussy. I managed to eat her out for a good 30 minutes until my cock was ready for more attention. She then started another BBBJ with lots of spit, gagging, and deep throat action. Within a few minutes of that, I shot a big ass load of cum down her throat and she ate every drop. Now I see why her previous customer wanted her to suck his dick constantly. Ning thoroughly enjoys having random cocks in her mouth and likes the taste of unrefined organic jizz. I went to the shower to clean up a bit and when I returned to the bedroom, she had her legs wide open, while finger fucking her bare pussy. She asked me if I can get hard again to fuck her. I told her I needed help and then she started to suck my cock while in doggy position with me standing on the floor and her in the bed. 10 minutes later my dick was hard as rock with that jelly still in my system.

We fucked for the next 45 minutes or so in all sorts of positions. The girl likes to scream and enjoys having fingers in her mouth or hand muffle her loudness. Ning also does a lot of DFK and randomly starts to suck your dick in between position changes. She was an awesome reverse cow girl dick rider. In that position and in doggy, you can see the grip her pussy had while it was being stretched. This reminded me of some of the porn I used to watch. You can see from this angle her juices dripping onto my dick as I slid in and out of that bare smooth pussy. I was able to finish up in doggy and shot my second load of cum on her asshole as I split open her cheeks. Speaking of ass, I think she does anal from the way her hole opened up during doggy, but didn't ask. Surprisingly, she didn't get mad at all with my cum dripping in her ass. After we finished up, she gave me a DFK and tipped her 100 baht extra for taxi. Because I spoke a little Thai, she gave me her personal LINE account, not the one she uses for work. I guess she wanted to hang out, but of course, I don't do the whole holiday girlfriend thing with any of these girls. She did mentioned if I wanted to see her again, she's works the same spot I originally met her at night, usually around 8 pm and onwards. I'm thinking that she may also do the 1 hour short time or blow job for 500 baht. That's easy money for her. Reason being is that her dick sucking skills are one of the bests I've come across in Thailand. It took her only maybe 5 minutes for her to make me to cum down her throat. I normally take 15-20 minutes with my eyes closed, ass clinched, and fantasizing in my mind to cum with a BJ. Ning is that good. Also after fucking her, walk across to Mr. 99, and try their rock lobster in white wine sauce. Yummy.

[Rob Jones]

Day 4.

Most of my day was spent on a day trip to the nearby island. This was my lazy day which I thoroughly enjoyed. After getting back to my hotel about 7 pm, took a quick shower, dinner then strolled to Soi 6. Everyday I've been searching for some of my favorite Soi 6 Facebook girls but I could never find them. Tonight was my lucky night. Standing outside of Butterfly Bar was one of the girls I thought was the Soi 6 group girls, holding a bar sign. Her name is Nam (photo below) was initially shy and quiet but immediately lit up when I asked her if she would like to come inside for a drink. She laughed when I told her she was famous on Facebook, and felt I already knew her from her many photos on the Butterfly FB page. She was medium height, long straight hair, be-cup firm young boobs and peach bum perfect ass, 22 years old. She had more tattoos than I normally like but they were attractive. She quickly agreed to go to the room with me, where she gave a grade-A performance including BBBJ, DATY, MPOG. I forgot to ask if she provided COF or CIM. The one turn-off was after we finished and were getting dressed she randomly pulls out her cell phone to show me photos of her son, so I pretended like I gave a shit. At least she waited until we were finished. But honestly her body was super tight I had no idea she was a mom. Total damage 1300 + 400 room.

After dinner I headed back to the soapies and went back and forth between Sabai Dee and Honey 2, so many times that the staff recognized and laughed at me as did some of the girls. Around 8 pm, Honey 2 was becoming Little India, tons of Indian guys in there but most were sitting shyly in the back of the room sipping overpriced beers and not taking girls. I was speaking to one of the papasans and asked him the price range. The took me aside and whispered "so the Indians don't hear this", reaches into his jacket pocket and pulls out two separate price lists that show Indians pay about 500 baht more than Westerners for each price range. He said Indians are charged more because they generally waste staff time as "looky-loos", come in everyday for several hours just to stare at the girls and nurse a beer, until their last day in Thailand when they finally decide to take a girl, and even then will attempt to barter down to the baht. Interesting. I forgot to ask him about the Chinese but another mamasan had told me it was because that's what they will pay without batting an eyelash.

So tonight I was in the mood for something different. I settled on Fa, a voluptuous girl with humungous F-cup melon-sized boobs. She was actually my second choice; the first girl I was eyeing was snatched before I could make a move -- by an Indian guy no less! Good for you, mate. Good for you. My girl Fa was cute, although she could stand to lose 20 pounds ("I love beer to much" she told me as she rubbed her round belly) but she was still super cute, trimmed Bush and bubbly personality. She didn't kiss but she gave a great soapie with her huge boobs in my face, good BJ, MPOG and terrific all-around attitude. She let me cum on her amazing tits too. It was a nice way to end as my final girl in Pattaya. Total damage 2000.

Hi Hector.

Loved your reports and you got my juices flowing for my next trip. I think a lot of first timers should take note of how you have planned your trip. I don't recall you asking questions where the answers can be found on google and you researched your preferred targets. Like most of us here mongering is my hobby and I live by the quote " nobody plans to fail, people fail to plan".

All the best.

Rob.

[HectorG]

Day 4.

Most of my day was spent on a day trip to the nearby island. This was my lazy day which I thoroughly enjoyed. After getting back to my hotel about 7 pm, took a quick shower, dinner then strolled to Soi 6. Everyday I've been searching for some of my favorite Soi 6 Facebook girls but I could never find them. Tonight was my lucky night. Standing outside of Butterfly Bar was one of the girls I thought was the Soi 6 group girls, holding a bar sign. Her name is Nam (photo below) was initially shy and quiet but immediately lit up when I asked her if she would like to come inside for a drink. She laughed when I told her she was famous on Facebook, and felt I already knew her from her many photos on the Butterfly FB page. She was medium height, long straight hair, be-cup firm young boobs and peach bum perfect ass, 22 years old. She had more tattoos than I normally like but they were attractive. She quickly agreed to go to the room with me, where she gave a grade-A performance including BBBJ, DATY, MPOG. I forgot to ask if she provided COF or CIM. The one turn-off was after we finished and were getting dressed she randomly pulls out her cell phone to show me photos of her son, so I pretended like I gave a shit. At least she waited until we were finished. But honestly her body was super tight I had no idea she was a mom. Total damage 1300 + 400 room.

After dinner I headed back to the soapies and went back and forth between Sabai Dee and Honey 2, so many times that the staff recognized and laughed at me as did some of the girls. Around 8 pm, Honey 2 was becoming Little India, tons of Indian guys in there but most were sitting shyly in the back of the room sipping overpriced beers and not taking girls. I was speaking to one of the papasans and asked him the price range. The took me aside and whispered "so the Indians don't hear this", reaches into his jacket pocket and pulls out two separate price lists that show Indians pay about 500 baht more than Westerners for each price range. He said Indians are charged more because they generally waste staff time as "looky-loos", come in everyday for several hours just to stare at the girls and nurse a beer, until their last day in Thailand when they finally decide to take a girl, and even then will attempt to barter down to the baht. Interesting. I forgot to ask him about the Chinese but another mamasan had told me it was because that's what they will pay without batting an eyelash.

So tonight I was in the mood for something different. I settled on Fa, a voluptuous girl with humungous F-cup melon-sized boobs. She was actually my second choice; the first girl I was eyeing was snatched before I could make a move -- by an Indian guy no less! Good for you, mate. Good for you. My girl Fa was cute, although she could stand to lose 20 pounds ("I love beer to much" she told me as she rubbed her round belly) but she was still super cute, trimmed Bush and bubbly personality. She didn't kiss but she gave a great soapie with her huge boobs in my face, good BJ, MPOG and terrific all-around attitude. She let me cum on her amazing tits too. It was a nice way to end as my final girl in Pattaya. Total damage 2000.

[Arn Poddict]

I'm a boob guy and Emily's looks bigger so I'm going with Emily.

But does Emily the supermodel play with you? Probably not. Better to stick with big tits Thai bar girls.

[Mogwai]

Woke up around 10 am, quick free breakfast at Penthouse where I saw the biggest rat in the world run into the hotel from the open front door and straight into the kitchen.

Must have been the rat from the movie Ratatouille, wanting to learn how to cook Thai. Maybe he prepared your breakfast LOL.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Snip. To make matters worse as I made my way back to my end of the beach, I got into a verbal shouting match with a Baht Bus driver. Halfway through my ride he kicked me off the bus, claiming that his Baht Bus had just become a 50 baht taxi with the 4 Indian passengers who boarded after me. WTF? I don't understand this as we were all going in the same general direction. I yelled a few choice words at the taxi driver before I composed myself, realizing he had Thai police on his side, I sheepishly got off the Baht Bus and stumbled one kilometer back to my hotel.

I was on a baht bus on 2nd road one afternoon. 3 or 4 South Asian guys stopped the baht bus, talked to the driver, and got on. At Soi Honey, the baht bus turned right and pulled into Honey Massage parlor. The South Asians got out and entered the parlor. After a few minutes, the driver told me that I needed to take another baht bus, so I got out but didn't pay him (he didn't seem to expect it either). Obviously he was waiting for his commission for bringing them there. I think that what happened to you was probably the same: the Indians commandeered the bus to take them to a massage parlor, where he could get a commission, which is why the driver kicked you off his bus. However, why did you just not take another baht bus instead of walking a kilometer back to your hotel?

[Mr Enternational]

Woke up around 10 am, quick free breakfast at Penthouse where I saw the biggest rat in the world run into the hotel from the open front door and straight into the kitchen.

I told you man. The rats are there to get the roaches and they have those cats there to take care of the rats. The idea of the place seems like a good idea, but staying at the actual place ain't such a good idea.

There were 6 Chinese guys and 6 "K-pop" looking girls.

I never stop being amazed at the many different looks of Thai chicks. They are hands down the most versatile women in the world. I call them chameleons. They fix themselves up according to the guy that they are going after. Like you said, the ones going for the Chinese have that K-pop look. The chicks that work the Arab bars fix themselves to the Arab look. The chicks going after the Black guys have a hip-hop look. And the most recent trend I have noticed around here is chicks walking around with red dots on their foreheads!

I always like to see a chick's Pattaya picture next to her back home on the farm picture. Less guys would be fooled by the glitz and would stop paying out tons of money if every chick dressed like they do back home on the farm.

The chick that is in my bed right now, free chick that I met on Tinder like a week and a half ago. I went and stayed in her room the first time, and after we fucked she got up to go get us food. Whatever she threw on made her look like a straight up tomboy. I was cracking up in my head. I kind of want to ask her to do it again.

I quickly chalked it up as a lesson learned and promised myself I wouldn't go with a girl again just because she's pretty without first having some connection.

How were you able to establish a connection with the next soapie girl that you took considering that is pretty much a grab and go environment?

(contrary to an earlier post, YES, I can confirm there is a big tub at Windmill in the back corner where girls were taking turns giving each other soapies under the rain shower).

I think the debate was whether there was a tub at Crazy House. Anybody that has ever been to Windmill should have no problem remembering the tub there.

Also at windmill I watched a chubby girl with huge boobs give me a gynecological view of her pussy from 6 inches away and I could clearly see something wasn't right down there. Pretty sure she had genital warts. Gross.

Pretty much blows the myth out of the water about guys prefering to take girls from bars/gogos because of health checks. Yeah, stay away from those nasty Beach Road chicks and only deal with the clean, disease-free chicks of the gogos.

About 2 blocks from Penthouse I saw the cutest petite girl standing in front of a closed bank. I asked here what she was doing there. "Waiting for you," she said with a coy smile. She had me at her cheesy line and I just had to have her. I nearly fainted when she told me her fee was 1000 baht because she was 100 x prettier than any girl I had seen in the GoGos that night. I never called her again but I should have because she was my best bedroom experience of the trip, not to mention she was so adorably cute.

A Beach Road girl was the best eh? Say it ain't so. You would have definitely fainted had you countered her introductory new guy rate of 1000 with 500 and she accepted. I got a chick for 500 baht the other day. She fucked me six ways to Sunday. I ended up giving her 700 damn baht after the job she did on me. I shouldn't have given her my number though. She sends pictures all day long and the other day I passed her on her motorbike and she turned around and tried to chase me down. I am going to end up blocking her.

I know it seems like a little to you, but 1000 baht is a lot of money around here. You can eat 20+ times with 1000 baht. (2 sticks of bbq + rice for 50 baht=20 meals; bowl of noodles for 30 baht=33 meals; 100 pieces of fried chicken for 10 baht each=50 meals)

Don't cheat yourself by thinking of what stuff costs back home. Everytime I get my motorbike worked on I think I am hearing the price wrong, because it is not only literally at least 10 times cheaper than back home, but 50 times faster too. Gotta wait 2 weeks back in the States. Here you only have to stand there 10 or 15 minutes and your shit is done.

Great reports. I am loving your experiences. Those baht bus drivers can indeed be assholes.

[SlowAndEasy]

8/23.

It believe it was semi directly across from Saphire. Smaller place with very few customers and probably 20 girls dancing. I sat down and had a drink. Within a few minutes a very cute young looking Asian girl was sitting on my lap DFKing me. I bought a few rounds of drinks. Mamasan said 1000 bar fine and 5000 for long time. I said what about 1000 bar fine and 4000 long time. She said fine. I leave with the girl, she seems very genuinely excited and seemed to be very happy in her interactions saying goodbye to the other girls on the way out the door. We immediately leave and she says what do you want to do. I say we can do whatever and she says lets go to the Pier night club. I say sure, we go in and order drinks and hooka. This was really fun as she was like my girlfriend the entire night. We smoked several rounds of hooka, drinks, danced, DFK makeout session the entire night until it closed at 3 am. She was taking pictures, snap chats, and videos the entire night and sending to all her friends. She seemed really genuinely happy. Then we leave and she asks if I want to play pool..

I have partied with some girls who have brought their friends, and I have heard some of the games they play. Some of these girls are just really young and forget that you are the customer. Especially if you are a laid back guy. It sounds to me like your girl was having a good time, but she was also probably playing you and hoping that she could get you very drunk and you would pay her but not have sex. I was with one girl, and we met up with her girlfriend. The girlfriend very young, and had a 60 year old guy with her. The girlfriend thought she could get the old guy very drunk so that he would not be able to get it up. She got the old guy to buy a bottle, and I she was pouring drinks like crazy. The old guy and I started talking, and he soon told me that he was on to her game. We closed the bar we were in, and then she wanted to go dancing at Marine, but the old guy was not having any of it. I got his Line and the next day I asked him how things went. He said that she was a cold fish in bed. I am sure that I had a girl do the same thing with me the first time I was with her.

[HectorG]

Day 3.

After another 10 am wakeup, I moved hotels to the Holiday Inn. This was the same price as Penthouse but about 100 x better. The hotel has 4 swimming pools, several bars and restaurants and is guest friendly (girls just leave ID at front desk but I never brought a girl here. Would have felt weird as it was very family friendly). I did some sightseeing again. The Big Buddha and Sanctuary of Truth are good cultural diversions if you're into seeing something other than pussy. After a great seafood lunch at one of the many stalls on Beach Road, I headed to the soapies again. Hector is a big fan of the soapies because it doesn't require bartering, making idle chit-chat with bar girls and buying overpriced beers and lady drinks. I checked out all the soapies in the golden triangle that is Sabai Dee, Honey 2, Sabai Room and Rasputin a bit further away. I eventually settled on Linda, 32, with huge DD fake rack in the second highest price tier. She is older than the girls I usually go for but we had a great chemistry, and after my fiasco at Sabai Dee, I went for chemistry over looks. It was a good call. Linda provided great service, kissing, BBBJ, the whole 9 yards. Total Damage 2,600 baht.

Later that evening I returned back to Walking Street to check out some live bands. I highly recommend the house band at Hot Tuna, those guys can jam! As I was walking around, I was grabbed by a cute young thang outside of Wildcats. She again fit Hector's favorite profile, petite tiny young brunette. She was so cute and she convinced me to go into Wildcats to buy her a drink. By this point it was 11:30 pm and she said barfine would drop from 1500 to 1000 at midnight. So I had a beer, bought her two lady drinks and watched her friends dance and chatted for a while. At exactly midnight I paid her reduced barfine price of 1000 and settled on her price of 2000. She changed clothes and we walked around the corner to a short time hotel. Her service was average at best. After we finished, I gave her 2000 and that's where things got ugly. She claimed she told me her price was 2,500, which was total utter bullshit. When I protested she said it was 2000 only if I had taken her before midnight. At this point I started doubting my memory through fog of drunkenness. But to avoid confrontation and just wanting to leave, I paid her. Total damage: 1000 barfine + 2500 girl + 320 room.

To make matters worse as I made my way back to my end of the beach, I got into a verbal shouting match with a Baht Bus driver. Halfway through my ride he kicked me off the bus, claiming that his Baht Bus had just become a 50 baht taxi with the 4 Indian passengers who boarded after me. WTF? I don't understand this as we were all going in the same general direction. I yelled a few choice words at the taxi driver before I composed myself, realizing he had Thai police on his side, I sheepishly got off the Baht Bus and stumbled one kilometer back to my hotel.