Pattaya Reports

[Lobowmc]

I was walking down Soi Lengkee last night and saw a sign that said Nuru Massage so I walked over. There were chicks outside and one rushed over to me while another ran inside and got a pamphlet. They told me that they offer body to body massage for 1500 baht 45 minutes. I told them that I wanted to know about the Nuru. They said Nuru is the 1500 baht deal. They kept trying to get me to take 2 chicks. There was a chick without a uniform on who was the most attractive. They told me that she was also part of the selection. There were prices on the door of normal massages, but they blocked it with their body and told me not to pay attention to that. Either that is left from the last shop, or it is part of their front. I didn't ask if fucking was included, but for 1500 baht and the "body to body" description, I am pretty sure it is.

I was there last month. Nuru is done on a bed using a hot oil. Lady gives you a standing shower. You then lie face down on bed. Nice normal massage at first with hot oil. Eventually full body nuru sliding on my back. On the flip more body to body and BBBJ. No FS. That's the rule. I tried. My therapists Ann has a nice body for nuru. Good P to P action. She got me off and I left happy and exhausted. Had a great time. Went back again the next day.

[Dive Monger]

Certainly not the case for me. I am northern Euro stock and they are my least favorite women. Give me a petite Viet or a nice Latina any day. And Ro-girls that run to the darker shades work just fine as well! But no Nordic babes for me please.

Yep, exactly Steve. I am from North America, and I have no desire for any of that physical type (which are mostly descended from Northern European and Nordic stock). Petite asians and latinas pretty much only.

[Bdonkadonk]

Bit of a boring day in Pattaya today. I was in the mood for having a few drinks but discovered that all bars are closed today from 6 PM until 6 PM tomorrow. No alcohol is permitted to be sold anywhere so it's not even possible to buy beers from 7-11.

I was told it is because of elections tomorrow and it will be exactly the same next Saturday, from 6 PM until 6 PM Sunday. I haven't been to Soi 6 but everything must be closed there. Walking Street is dead now with no discos or bars open. Luckily massage shops are not affected by this bar ban so at least I was able to get laid in Soi Chaiyapoon before.

[Banana Boi]

I visited Blue Olives when it first opened because I liked one of the girls in the photos they used to promote the bar. Figured she'd be worth 1000 baht which I assumed was the cost. She wasn't there. No one else there interested me to ask about pricing. Good thing about this bar is Heaven G club is nearby and Kinnaree is a 30 baht motorbike ride away.

Been meaning to check it out again for the MC​ Burger day.

[Mr Enternational]

The other night I went looking for my mamasan at her bar on Soi Lengkee. 10 pm and the bar was closed. I sent her a messsage and she said that she had told me that the place was closing and she was opening up another place. (She said the old place was 35 K per month for 4 floors.) I remembered nothing of the sort, but later my wingman did confirm that she had told me that. So I told her to send me the location of the new place. Pratumnak? WTF? I am not about to drive all the way over there. Then I remembered a friend of mine was having a birthday party at the bar she works at in Made in Thailand, so I headed over there.

The next night I was not doing anything so I decided to pop in to see my mamasan. She had sent the location as The Hideaway Resort. I started my GPS and headed that way. When I got there it was quiet and I saw nothing resembling a bar in sight. I turned my motorbike around and was about to send her a message when she was actually walking in my direction. She had come from 7 Eleven.

She said the new place is a gentlemen's club and it is actually kind of at The Hideaway Resort. But when you enter the hotel breezeway you are actually on the back side of the g-club. On the first floor on that side there are blacked out sliding glass doors that have signs up saying private party. I asked how somebody is supposed to know about this place. She said something about only knowing if they are on the facebook page or whatever.

She gave me a tour and took me out the front door. Ahh there is a sign and everything makes more sense now. She said I probably would not have found it if she would have described it that way though. But anyway they are open from 2 pm to 10 pm. They have an MC Burger buffet on Sundays for 299 baht. Lady drinks are 125 baht.

Upstairs are the private rooms. But they are not bedrooms. They are just big rooms with a few sofas in them. I was asking her how much for the girls and about taking them up, but she was like whatever happens between whoever is their own business. So beats me. I did meet a couple of the girls while I was there last night. Nice. If anyone is familiar with Sky Gallery then it is a couple hundred meters before you get to that.

[Mr Enternational]

WTF, Mr. E,

Stop messing around! How do you expect me to see the photos all sideway and upside down? You know that shot you hit straight back to the pitcher mound 100 MPH nearly told my head off ended up spraining my neck avoiding it!

Well shit. They were sideways on my phone. I turned them the right way. Then I posted them here and they came out the wrong way. Can't win with whatever system this website uses.

[Christian G]

I didn't ask if fucking was included, but for 1500 baht and the "body to body" description, I am pretty sure it is.

For what I read on another 2 forums fucking isn't included. Only HJ / BJ seems included. There is a sister shop in Patong Beach (Nanai Road) and FS seems not included also.

[LittleBigMan]

I was walking down Soi Lengkee last night and saw a sign that said Nuru Massage so I walked over. There were chicks outside and one rushed over to me while another ran inside and got a pamphlet. They told me that they offer body to body massage for 1500 baht 45 minutes. I told them that I wanted to know about the Nuru. They said Nuru is the 1500 baht deal. They kept trying to get me to take 2 chicks. There was a chick without a uniform on who was the most attractive. They told me that she was also part of the selection. There were prices on the door of normal massages, but they blocked it with their body and told me not to pay attention to that. Either that is left from the last shop, or it is part of their front. I didn't ask if fucking was included, but for 1500 baht and the "body to body" description, I am pretty sure it is.

WTF, Mr. E,

Stop messing around! How do you expect me to see the photos all sideway and upside down? You know that shot you hit straight back to the pitcher mound 100 MPH nearly told my head off ended up spraining my neck avoiding it!

[Mr Enternational]

I was walking down Soi Lengkee last night and saw a sign that said Nuru Massage so I walked over. There were chicks outside and one rushed over to me while another ran inside and got a pamphlet. They told me that they offer body to body massage for 1500 baht 45 minutes. I told them that I wanted to know about the Nuru. They said Nuru is the 1500 baht deal. They kept trying to get me to take 2 chicks. There was a chick without a uniform on who was the most attractive. They told me that she was also part of the selection. There were prices on the door of normal massages, but they blocked it with their body and told me not to pay attention to that. Either that is left from the last shop, or it is part of their front. I didn't ask if fucking was included, but for 1500 baht and the "body to body" description, I am pretty sure it is.

[Franga]

Wanted to know how you guys approach ladies for anal sex. Do you ask her right on her face or do you deal with her once she is in your room.

You need to ask them directly before you take them. Most chicks don't do it. If you wait until you are in the room then 90% of the time you will be disappointed.

[IMembr]

Folks,

Have visited Pattaya twice but never tried anal sex though. I know this topic is already discussed but couldn't find those posts. Wanted to know how you guys approach ladies for anal sex. Do you ask her right on her face or do you deal with her once she is in your room. Thanks in advance folks. Keep Banging safe. Cheers.

Just ask before you bring her to your room. Settle all details before going to your room. These girls have heard everything, so don't be shy but still be respectful in asking.

[LittleBigMan]

Most men are dogs. They may have their preferences & loyalties, but in a pinch they will fuck almost anything that breathes and women know that. LOL.

You are correct, being in Thailand you just described, in general, a Thai man (aka Soi dog) to a T.

[Rob Jones]

Certainly not the case for me. I am northern Euro stock and they are my least favorite women. Give me a petite Viet or a nice Latina any day. And Ro-girls that run to the darker shades work just fine as well! But no Nordic babes for me please.

I agree with you. I am Caucasian and I haven't fucked a western girl for almost 20 years. I can not stand their attitude and prefer Asian women.

[Member #4698]

I don't think men discriminate. 5555.

Most men are dogs. They may have their preferences & loyalties, but in a pinch they will fuck almost anything that breathes and women know that. LOL.

[Steve 9696]

I think generally attraction towards the opposite sex is organic; Asian men prefer Asian women and white men prefer white women, for example. That rule applies to me but I like variety.

Certainly not the case for me. I am northern Euro stock and they are my least favorite women. Give me a petite Viet or a nice Latina any day. And Ro-girls that run to the darker shades work just fine as well! But no Nordic babes for me please.