Pattaya Reports

[USExpat]

I lived in China for six years. Consider yourself very fortunate to have the invitation to travel with a local within China. It will be a totally different experience from being on your own or going with a tour. Chinese consider it an honor to show Laowai their country. And Chinese women in general are far more conservative than Thais or women in many other cultures. Maybe you'll get lucky, but just enjoy the experience for whatever it turns out to be. You're exotic to a Chinese and a new experience for them. I had that a lot, somethings with benefits, sometimes not. Always worth the experience. Like many other places in Asia, age doesn't mean a thing to these folks.

[Gargamon]

I ran across an "outcall massage" service on the internet offering oil massage 600 bt / 60 min, 900 bt / 90 min, 1100 bt / 120 min by attractive young spinners, as per the pictures which they sent along. Anyone have experience / comment and anyone know of the expected fees for extras for such outfits?

I enjoy an outcall to my hotel in the morning and thought this may be a valid process if not a 'bait and switch'. Look forward to feedback, cheers.

I tried one of these the other day. The girl they sent was not the one I requested, at least she didn't match the picture. She wanted 2 k extra for full service. I sent her on her way with nothing after conversing with the mamasan on the phone. For that price you might as well pay a barfine. At least you get to see the merchandise before you order it.

[FL Hawk]

In one month from today I will be back in Pattaya for about 2-1/2 weeks of mongering fun. This will be my ninth trip since my first visit here in 2015. Typically, I have been spending 14 to 17 days in Pattaya, then I meet up with my Thai GF in Bangkok (who knows nothing of my mongering) for ten to 14 days before I return home. I met the girl on Thai Cupid back around 2012 or so. She is 20 years younger than me (I am mid 60's) and claimed to be a virgin. She has been everything she ever claimed to be, and her virginity took me several years of hard work to take away from her. It was not fun, but I expected to be rewarded by intense pleasure once I broke in. Unfortunately, that has not the case, and though she loves to have sex and do sexual things with me, the actual intercourse is not pleasurable and it takes a ton of effort from me to come even two or three times in the two weeks I am with her! With a bar girl I trust (call me stupid) who I will do BB with, I can bring myself to orgasm in 20 to 30 seconds as the feelings, compared to covered sex, are so intense. I only do BB with the GF, but for whatever reason, the wondrous feelings are not there. Last time I couldn't come for a whole week with her, and I was exhausted when I finally did manage to orgasm. It is crazy and I don't understand exactly why. Maybe the same issues that made it so difficult to enter her originally has something to do with it. Even after a few dozen times, she remains tight and she says entering her is still uncomfortable. I wish I could explain it due to my massive size, but alas, I am almost exactly average for a white dude. She has even seen an GYN several times and the doc says all is fine. I really like the girl and I can see myself considering marriage, but I want her to visit the US first and, as we know, it can be difficult for Thai women. Even legit women who were virgins when they turned 40 - to get a visa. In my opinion she has stalled a bit on this, but finally seems to be moving forward and, at the first of the year, she was hoping to be able to come here this spring. I don't think she is deliberately delaying. She has family who wanted to visit the US this April and she was going to apply with them, but they backed out until next year, though she said she would continue with the application. I have not heard if she has, and I have not asked, but it appears she will be too late. I do not want her coming here after April as our touristy places get packed and standing in line in the sun and crowds is not fun.

But. I had told her it was HER turn to come to me, and she agreed. Since by this point I have seen no positive indication she will come this spring, I decided to continue with my semi-annual LOS plans, except that I won't tell her.

Soooo, what will I do differently on this trip? Well, there are two additional women who have come into play. One I may have mentioned here a long time ago is a woman I also met on Thai Cupid back circa 2013, who is also a legit Thai woman, maybe 24 year younger than me, but who is a legit pharmacy tech. She has had a bad history with Thai men and mostly gave men up, not having sex for many years. We have been sort of like pen pals and over the years she has put up with a lot of sexual joking and propositions from me. She takes it from me and chalks it up to me simply being a man, but on rare occasional she will come back with some sexy stuff. I think she is getting lonely for a man and I think the time is ripe for me to finally meet her. I asked if she would meet me and she said yes. I asked if she would stay in my hotel with me as I would only have a weekend with her, and she said yes but that there would be no sex. Fine. I think, though, that in the same bed she might give in to some extent if I play it right. It might only be a HJ or BJ, but even if nothing, I will be ok as I will have just arrived from Pattaya. My main concern is that I will find her unattractive. She is a tiny girl and though she looks ok in most of her pictures, there is one that makes her to appear like an old Asian lady from the country. But that will be ok. She is super nice and caring and I do enjoy texting her, and I don't want to hurt her or make her think I am ready to marry her. 48 to 60 hours with her will be doable regardless.

And. 4 or 5 years ago I met a pretty mainland Chinese girl on a cruise. She was employed by the cruise line so no possibility of anything sexual, but I thought she was really cute and I got to talk to her a couple times and I left her my email. To my surprise, she wrote me back and we met off ship one time for about a hour or so before she started on Asian cruises. This girl is about 35 years younger than me! (Am I insane? We have continued, sporadically, to text each other and she said it would be her honor to show me around China if I was ever there when she had time off. Why she offered that I have no idea. Just being friendly, not thinking I would take her up on the offer? Well, I mentioned I had been to Phuket, a port she has visited often, and she repeated her offer to me just last year. So, this year, I have taken her up on the offer and we have planned to meet in China in May and travel a bit! I keep thinking she will back down, but so far it is a go! This is a girl who, while not beautiful, has that girl next door, nerdy, slender look that I find hot! Haha But I see no hints from her that there will be anything sexual involved but. Why would a girl under 30 want to travel in her home country with a man at least 35 years older that her with her not wondering if the guy will be demanding sex?? Are her motives pure and innocent, or is the hoping to get "something" out of me? This question has been bugging me. I would be ok if she hit me up for pay to play, as I would love to play with her! But when I asked her what expectation she had from me, she said she had none. She said she liked to travel on her time off and if not with me it would be with some other man, or woman. So, I don't know. As with the Thai girl, I am willing to see what happens. Worst case I should get a nice tour with a local girl, best case I will find heaven on Earth.

Sooooo, unless the Thai GF surprises me with a visa, I should have fun times in Pattaya (with some blue days tossed in in), have a chance to meet a friend for possibly some GFE, then my first trip to China to see a sweet young thing I met on a cruise who I have lusted after for a few years and thought was lost to me by age and distance. Who knows what may happen with her, though I would not be too surprised if she cancels.

Interesting times are approaching.

[JohnyJo]

A funny movie from Pattaya, how one Chinese man, was drunk and gave a lot of money to the freelancers girls in the Club. Friends try to stop him. Also a lot of "coyote" walking around. https://youtu.be/W17cM7401ZA.

[Turgid]

Yep, exactly Steve. I am from North America, and I have no desire for any of that physical type (which are mostly descended from Northern European and Nordic stock). Petite asians and latinas pretty much only.

I knew this guy back in the day, he's Caucasian, he won't touch a non-Caucasian, he just does not like them. He'd only bed Caucasian women. He's good looking and I tried to get him interested in a beautiful American mulatta who'd rejected me. He wanted nothing to do with her. It takes all types, woof woof.

[Lobowmc]

I was walking down Soi Lengkee last night and saw a sign that said Nuru Massage so I walked over. There were chicks outside and one rushed over to me while another ran inside and got a pamphlet. They told me that they offer body to body massage for 1500 baht 45 minutes. I told them that I wanted to know about the Nuru. They said Nuru is the 1500 baht deal. They kept trying to get me to take 2 chicks. There was a chick without a uniform on who was the most attractive. They told me that she was also part of the selection. There were prices on the door of normal massages, but they blocked it with their body and told me not to pay attention to that. Either that is left from the last shop, or it is part of their front. I didn't ask if fucking was included, but for 1500 baht and the "body to body" description, I am pretty sure it is.

I was there last month. Nuru is done on a bed using a hot oil. Lady gives you a standing shower. You then lie face down on bed. Nice normal massage at first with hot oil. Eventually full body nuru sliding on my back. On the flip more body to body and BBBJ. No FS. That's the rule. I tried. My therapists Ann has a nice body for nuru. Good P to P action. She got me off and I left happy and exhausted. Had a great time. Went back again the next day.

[Dive Monger]

Certainly not the case for me. I am northern Euro stock and they are my least favorite women. Give me a petite Viet or a nice Latina any day. And Ro-girls that run to the darker shades work just fine as well! But no Nordic babes for me please.

Yep, exactly Steve. I am from North America, and I have no desire for any of that physical type (which are mostly descended from Northern European and Nordic stock). Petite asians and latinas pretty much only.

[Bdonkadonk]

Bit of a boring day in Pattaya today. I was in the mood for having a few drinks but discovered that all bars are closed today from 6 PM until 6 PM tomorrow. No alcohol is permitted to be sold anywhere so it's not even possible to buy beers from 7-11.

I was told it is because of elections tomorrow and it will be exactly the same next Saturday, from 6 PM until 6 PM Sunday. I haven't been to Soi 6 but everything must be closed there. Walking Street is dead now with no discos or bars open. Luckily massage shops are not affected by this bar ban so at least I was able to get laid in Soi Chaiyapoon before.

[Banana Boi]

I visited Blue Olives when it first opened because I liked one of the girls in the photos they used to promote the bar. Figured she'd be worth 1000 baht which I assumed was the cost. She wasn't there. No one else there interested me to ask about pricing. Good thing about this bar is Heaven G club is nearby and Kinnaree is a 30 baht motorbike ride away.

Been meaning to check it out again for the MC​ Burger day.

[Mr Enternational]

The other night I went looking for my mamasan at her bar on Soi Lengkee. 10 pm and the bar was closed. I sent her a messsage and she said that she had told me that the place was closing and she was opening up another place. (She said the old place was 35 K per month for 4 floors.) I remembered nothing of the sort, but later my wingman did confirm that she had told me that. So I told her to send me the location of the new place. Pratumnak? WTF? I am not about to drive all the way over there. Then I remembered a friend of mine was having a birthday party at the bar she works at in Made in Thailand, so I headed over there.

The next night I was not doing anything so I decided to pop in to see my mamasan. She had sent the location as The Hideaway Resort. I started my GPS and headed that way. When I got there it was quiet and I saw nothing resembling a bar in sight. I turned my motorbike around and was about to send her a message when she was actually walking in my direction. She had come from 7 Eleven.

She said the new place is a gentlemen's club and it is actually kind of at The Hideaway Resort. But when you enter the hotel breezeway you are actually on the back side of the g-club. On the first floor on that side there are blacked out sliding glass doors that have signs up saying private party. I asked how somebody is supposed to know about this place. She said something about only knowing if they are on the facebook page or whatever.

She gave me a tour and took me out the front door. Ahh there is a sign and everything makes more sense now. She said I probably would not have found it if she would have described it that way though. But anyway they are open from 2 pm to 10 pm. They have an MC Burger buffet on Sundays for 299 baht. Lady drinks are 125 baht.

Upstairs are the private rooms. But they are not bedrooms. They are just big rooms with a few sofas in them. I was asking her how much for the girls and about taking them up, but she was like whatever happens between whoever is their own business. So beats me. I did meet a couple of the girls while I was there last night. Nice. If anyone is familiar with Sky Gallery then it is a couple hundred meters before you get to that.

[Mr Enternational]

WTF, Mr. E,

Stop messing around! How do you expect me to see the photos all sideway and upside down? You know that shot you hit straight back to the pitcher mound 100 MPH nearly told my head off ended up spraining my neck avoiding it!

Well shit. They were sideways on my phone. I turned them the right way. Then I posted them here and they came out the wrong way. Can't win with whatever system this website uses.

[Christian G]

I didn't ask if fucking was included, but for 1500 baht and the "body to body" description, I am pretty sure it is.

For what I read on another 2 forums fucking isn't included. Only HJ / BJ seems included. There is a sister shop in Patong Beach (Nanai Road) and FS seems not included also.

[LittleBigMan]

I was walking down Soi Lengkee last night and saw a sign that said Nuru Massage so I walked over. There were chicks outside and one rushed over to me while another ran inside and got a pamphlet. They told me that they offer body to body massage for 1500 baht 45 minutes. I told them that I wanted to know about the Nuru. They said Nuru is the 1500 baht deal. They kept trying to get me to take 2 chicks. There was a chick without a uniform on who was the most attractive. They told me that she was also part of the selection. There were prices on the door of normal massages, but they blocked it with their body and told me not to pay attention to that. Either that is left from the last shop, or it is part of their front. I didn't ask if fucking was included, but for 1500 baht and the "body to body" description, I am pretty sure it is.

WTF, Mr. E,

Stop messing around! How do you expect me to see the photos all sideway and upside down? You know that shot you hit straight back to the pitcher mound 100 MPH nearly told my head off ended up spraining my neck avoiding it!

[Mr Enternational]

I was walking down Soi Lengkee last night and saw a sign that said Nuru Massage so I walked over. There were chicks outside and one rushed over to me while another ran inside and got a pamphlet. They told me that they offer body to body massage for 1500 baht 45 minutes. I told them that I wanted to know about the Nuru. They said Nuru is the 1500 baht deal. They kept trying to get me to take 2 chicks. There was a chick without a uniform on who was the most attractive. They told me that she was also part of the selection. There were prices on the door of normal massages, but they blocked it with their body and told me not to pay attention to that. Either that is left from the last shop, or it is part of their front. I didn't ask if fucking was included, but for 1500 baht and the "body to body" description, I am pretty sure it is.

[Franga]

Wanted to know how you guys approach ladies for anal sex. Do you ask her right on her face or do you deal with her once she is in your room.

You need to ask them directly before you take them. Most chicks don't do it. If you wait until you are in the room then 90% of the time you will be disappointed.