Pattaya Reports

[NapaSlapper]

For all those claiming just check a Thai girls ID yourself for age and gender, you do realize that unless one can read Thai then they won't have a clue as to the details as all Thai ids are obviously written in the Thai script, hence why I suggested tipping the security guard or receptionist who is able to read Thai to advise before heading to the room.

Sheesh, its like some board members have never been to Thailand to not know these simple facts.

[Beijing4987]

Somebody coughed on me in February. I got a cough, cold symptoms, and pneumonia, so I took food grade hydrogen peroxide, chloroquine, colloidal silver and mullein tea. Felt great the next day, so I'm immune and good to go.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

My local chapter of TLM. Thai lives matter says open up. Now.

Yessssss please open these fucking borders! Or I'm going to die from a side effect of covid 19.

[Danny Duck]

Yes when I see your pics I feel sick too.

My local chapter of TLM. Thai lives matter says open up. Now.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

I pretended I was a sick with COVID and she was my nurse. .

Yes when I see your pics I feel sick too.

[ManOfLove]

It is more about her behavior than anything else.

I saw a very attractive girl chatting with a group of friends on the street outside of my hotel. I was pretty sure they are all females. She gave me a price, then she said she would do everything but what sticked to me was she followed up with "it's very cheap". Usually a pretty girl in Bangkok don't behave this way.

No, in the room, I was waiting for her to finish shower and have nothing to do so I decided to call receptionist to check. I was surprised that she got a male ID.

I don't have suspicion at the time. If I thought I need to check ID, then I probably would not approach her. She looked normal, petite like all her friends, not much makeup. I think I was more excited than anything else, haha. I am just armature and cannot be compared to a major leaguer like you.

That does not really say anything about me. I think it said something about them. The hotel staff should be used to this if they work in this business, I don't think it matters. Some receptionists in some hotel are LBs too.

Lb's ares ometimes hard to predict. Even the post ops so if you feel very loose while banging her may be it's her p days. Often during this time the pussy is loose. But it's easy to guess sometimes looking the body and face only and voice too.

It's difficult to guess for a thick woman but easy for a lean girl. So it's shape and size matters for me.

[Gargano19]

About a week later, I did and I met her at her condo she shared with her friend. I pretended I was a sick with COVID and she was my nurse. She couldn't act worth a fuck and only CBJ me along with lackluster sex. What a waste of 2000 baht.

Role-play has been very hit-and-miss for me in Thailand. But Filipinos, well well that's a different story. I know one Filipino in bkk who can play any role. Once I just sent her a video and asked her to use it as a script. And she did just that. I guess it's because the fact that Thai girls are shy by nature, even tho they can do wild things in bed. But this thai girl I met last year in a club, she was 38 but looked 28. Had a baby but no fat or baby bump. On our second meeting, I asked her to do nurse role-play. Without going into too much details, she took care of me whole night. Role-play requires some experience and understanding of what men likes and how to seduce them.

[MonkeyPaw]

I saw Wiky in Jan in bkk I think in a bar. 2000ST she asked. She is just okay in bed. Plus in real she doesn't looked as good to me as her pics on TF. But it's subjective. 3000 for ST in Pattaya is crazy for her, I would advice sticking to 1500. She won't give anything extra which any other girl can't give for same 1500.

Yep, she seems no more than a 1500 baht girl to me, though my budget allowed to me to have her. At 3000. If she can get away with 3000 baht for ST in Pattaya during these times, good for her. I've learn my lesson with chicks who start with a high price and you have to negotiate down. Usually, the experience is not what you'd expect. There was a older girl, I saw when I first got here on Beach Road. She stood out because she was never standing in one spot, she was always walking around with her friend. Both had huge fake tits. Most days they are at Tree Town sitting on a mat eating dinner. Both girls always smiled at me when I took my daily stroll in the evening on the Beach. Finally one day I hit her up and she started at 3000 for ST. She told me it would be "special" because she was into cosplay and dress up fantasies. I told her I wasn't Japanese. I almost bit out of curiosity, but respectfully declined. She then went down to 2500, then 2000. I just ended up taking her LINE and told her I'd get with her when I can. About a week later, I did and I met her at her condo she shared with her friend. I pretended I was a sick with COVID and she was my nurse. She couldn't act worth a fuck and only CBJ me along with lackluster sex. What a waste of 2000 baht.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

Did she have a big mouth? I have kinda noticed a correlation between mouth size and vagina size. Women who have small mouths are usually tight and women with big mouths are a little loser. Wondering if anyone else has noticed this?

Mmmmmm. Interesting.

Perhaps we could do a study on this and post on The Lancet.

[Mr Enternational]

I checked her pussy when she got out of the shower, hehe. I still could not tell even when she is completely naked in front of me. Her explanation was she was under 18 so she borrowed ID from her friend.

LOL. So now not only are you about to fuck a dude, but you are going to jail because he is under 18!

[EihTooms]

Did she have a big mouth? I have kinda noticed a correlation between mouth size and vagina size. Women who have small mouths are usually tight and women with big mouths are a little loser. Wondering if anyone else has noticed this?

No correlation between a female with a large mouth and a big or loose pussy in my experience. Puffy lips can often bode well for her vagina being cushy and enveloping though.

But regarding the unfortunate cavernous pussy, I have never tried one (well, unless the LB was so convincing I did not realize it), but wouldn't a surgically manufactured "pussy" more likely be too shallow and probably dry rather than cavernous?

Not that a LB has a "pussy." He never will have one. A post-op LB can only have some remaining penis or scrotum skin and tissue tucked into the area for his partner to rub against.

[Nounce]

What is too easy? You made a deal with a hooker before you went to the room, but once you got in the room you anticipate that she is supposed to play hard to get? And if she doesn't, then she may be a man?

It is more about her behavior than anything else.

I saw a very attractive girl chatting with a group of friends on the street outside of my hotel. I was pretty sure they are all females. She gave me a price, then she said she would do everything but what sticked to me was she followed up with "it's very cheap". Usually a pretty girl in Bangkok don't behave this way.

but once you got in the room you anticipate that she is supposed to play hard to get? And if she doesn't, then she may be a man?

No, in the room, I was waiting for her to finish shower and have nothing to do so I decided to call receptionist to check. I was surprised that she got a male ID.

Again, you could have asked to see the ID card a long time ago avoiding any suspicion or anxiety.

I don't have suspicion at the time. If I thought I need to check ID, then I probably would not approach her. She looked normal, petite like all her friends, not much makeup. I think I was more excited than anything else, haha. I am just armature and cannot be compared to a major leaguer like you.

Now you have the entire hotel staff giggling behind your back for the rest of the stay because you thought a man was a woman.

That does not really say anything about me. I think it said something about them. The hotel staff should be used to this if they work in this business, I don't think it matters. Some receptionists in some hotel are LBs too.

And once again, what is your move when the receptionist informs you that it is indeed a man?

I checked her pussy when she got out of the shower, hehe. I still could not tell even when she is completely naked in front of me. Her explanation was she was under 18 so she borrowed ID from her friend. I don't remember her reply on why she would borrowed a male ID. After, she put on her cloth and left upset like a female, the voice pitch, expression and gesture were completely normal like a female.

[Danny Duck]

You guys do realize that every LB has numerous hot girl friends on the game, right?

Option 1 is to lose your shitt and have a huge arguement.

Option 2 is to politely decline, say it not your thing, then ask if she has any pretty friends who would like a night of fun.

I'm not condoning LBs' deception but what happened after a monger finds the truth early on can still end in a good night if handled smartly.

Enjoy. G.

I never noticed this.

[AggieDad1]

I once went out with a girl with a super large vagina.

Did she have a big mouth? I have kinda noticed a correlation between mouth size and vagina size. Women who have small mouths are usually tight and women with big mouths are a little loser. Wondering if anyone else has noticed this?

[Gargano19]

Trying to add to my stable and line up girls one by one. So far I have about 7 girls who I'm impressed with bodies, faces, and service that I haven't quite shared them with ISG just yet. That's until I get bored of fucking them. The rest, I honestly don't care and the become Monkeypaw scraps. So yes, the best are still inside my pockets. So here's three more second hand goods. I call them the crazy girls. One wants 3000 baht and a sugar daddy. One wants condom everything even BJ and HJ for 1800. The other won't give you a pricing until you add her by LINE for a deep convo, video, and then it was 2000. All are within my budget.

(maybe not the 3000 but she's not worth it to me or trust me, I'll not eat for a day), but not worth the trouble for me. Maybe, some of you can get better results for a cheaper price and let us know about it. If I don't hear from you back, then I guessing you got a worse response or none at all. So take your best shot at these three crazies and give me the 411 on what I'm doing wrong?

P.S. Hey look her hand is near her crotch in the pic, so she must be hiding something.

I saw Wiky in Jan in bkk I think in a bar. 2000ST she asked. She is just okay in bed. Plus in real she doesn't looked as good to me as her pics on TF. But it's subjective. 3000 for ST in Pattaya is crazy for her, I would advice sticking to 1500. She won't give anything extra which any other girl can't give for same 1500.