Pattaya Reports

[Sir Lancelot]

After a frustrating girl-free day yesterday, today proved to be more fruitful.

Early afternoon I decided to go to soi 6 and headed straight for Lust about halfway down the street. It always has a nice group of girls outside and my favourite, an ultra-cute 19 year old, was there. I ushered her inside for a drink.

We all make silly mistakes from time to time and I did one right here. When I met her on a previous night I told her I wanted to take her upstairs but she told me, and I quote, 'I never been with client once'. You can take statements like that from bargirls with a pinch of salt but in her case she was so fresh-faced I suspect she was very new and therefore selective. We subsequently exchanged messages on Line and she told me she'd come to my hotel for 3000 baht. I countered with 2000 and she agreed.

Fast forward to today and it was only after I'd paid 400 for the room and I was following her sexy bum up the steep stairs that I realised I'd completely forgotten to re-negotiate. Paying 2000 for a cute new girl to come to your hotel is fine, paying 2000 for any girl on soi 6 is madness!

But it turned out to be a very unique soi 6 experience and worth every baht.

She led me to a door and unlocked it with a key. Inside was your average soi 6 room but cluttered with her possessions. Her clothes hung in a wardrobe, toiletries and makeup sat on top of a small dressing table and a large teddy bear sat on the bed. 'My room' she said.

One of my most exciting experiences I've had in Asia was visiting the Dolly brothels in Surubaya, Indonesia, where you fuck girls in their own rooms. I remember a great session with a pale-skinned cutie on a bed filled with cuddly toys, walls adorned with posters of her favourite pop bands. It felt like a teenage girl's bedroom. I half expected her father to barge in and chase me out with a cricket bat!

She said 'can stay in room until 4. 30'. I checked the time on my phone and it was only 3 pm. That's 90 minutes!

Initially I thought it might be a frustrating experience as she just lay on the bed playing with her phone. But slowly she cuddled closer and soon we were kissing and the clothes she was wearing lay strewn across the floor. When I slid in to her, her face tightened and she grimaced. 'You okay?' I asked and she nodded. Her pussy was extraordinarily tight so I was gentle, grinding in to her slowly as she gripped the pillow tightly. She was clearly very inexperienced. I haven't fucked such a tight pussy for a long time, so had to pace myself so I didn't cum too early.

There was a full length mirror alongside the bed so I spooned her in front of that, before rolling her on her front and fucking her from behind. When I lay on my back and invited her to ride me, she laughed as if it was craziest suggestion she'd ever heard, so I went on top again and fucked her hard until I came to an intense climax.

She was in no rush to kick me out of her room afterwards, going through a lengthy beauty regime of rubbing creams and moisturisers on to her skin. I got the impression she was happy to stay out of the bar as long as possible.

My diet has been terrible on this trip. I've been eating too much junk food and drinking too much beer, so today I made an effort to eat tasty Thai food at a little restaurant on soi Lengkee. It made a nice change to go out at night with a full stomach.

At 6 pm I met Sam at Booby Trap. The girl I barfined earlier in the trip had a day off but there were two new girls working, one of whom had a very pretty face and nice curves. There's another girl working at this bar with a Chinese looking face, who often smiles in my direction.

Tree Town was unusually quiet early evening.

Area 52 didn't have many girls in but I bought a drink for an attractive girl called Bam Bam, who has blossomed since her Flintstones days. Sam bought a drink for his favourite girl, who he has barfined almost every night this past week. She definitely looks to take advantage of his extravagant nature. A cart went past selling clothes and she scurried off and returned a few minutes later holding a pair of jeans, fluttering her eyelashes at him. He gave her 250 baht to pay for them and then another 100 baht to go and get some food.

We went to Angel & Monster where I bought a drink for an attractive barmaid, before finding a prime spot at French Kiss to watch England's first World Cup match. We won 6-2 but during quiet moments of the game I enjoyed watching a curvy girl playing pool. She was wearing a very revealing dress and I got the impression she enjoyed flaunting her prime assets when leaning across the table.

Bob decided to stay to play her at pool and Sam went to barfine his girl from Area 52, leaving just me and Owen flying the flag.

We went to Oh Bar where a pretty girl was very flirty with me, kissing me on the cheek repeatedly. This is the girl Sam calls his favourite, despite the fact he hasn't spoken to her for weeks and often buys drinks for other girls in the bar. He's got so many 'favourites' it's hard to keep up.

Then I got two knockbacks in successive bars. At Slutz I tried to barfine a pretty girl with orange nails like claws but she said she didn't go with customers, then I tried to barfine the pretty barmaid from Angel & Monster but she told me the same. When a girl tells you she doesn't go with customers it is normally their way of saying she doesn't want to go with you, for now at least. It's not necessarily game over, it just means a charm offensive might be required.

Then she told me something interesting. Apparently Sam had tried to barfine her last night. A few days ago I bought her a drink and Sam asked me if I'd consider going with her. I told him yes and asked him the same question. 'Nah, not my type' he replied. Yet the day after he tried to barfine her from under my nose. I like Sam but he does have a sneaky side.

I ended up barfining a girl from Pitstop on soi Honey. I've taken a lot of sweet, cute girls on this trip but she was tall with tattoos, something a bit different. The barfine was 400 and she quoted 1000 short-time or 2000 long-time.

I should take these kind of girls more often. She was very skinny and had the smallest tits I've ever seen, but huge bullet like nipples. The sex lasted for ages, one minute fast and frantic, the next slow with lots of kissing. I particularly liked her on top, me thrusting up in to her pussy as quickly as I could, as she groaned loudly. It was an enjoyable, hot and sweaty session, some of the best sex of the trip.

She was my 22nd girl of the trip. I have five more full days remaining and hope to reach the 30 mark.

[Paolo99]

Glad I went to Pattaya in low season as I always do, just don't see the draw in going during high season: too many people / customers, traffic, expensive hotels. All that money saved going during low season can be applied to better accomodations and procurring more ass.

There was too many people and traffic only these last two days because of that fucking firework festival.

It doesn't seem there is too much customers (there are plenty of available girls in soi6 and near Buakao at cheap prices), and hotel prices are probably a bit more expensive now than a month ago.

[Explorer8939]

Pattaya was jammed again last night, and the Bolt situation was made worse by a police crackdown on Bolt drivers who don't have taxi licenses. So, I didn't go out last night, I arranged for ladies to come to me instead.

The mass numbers of tourists in Pattaya is only going to get worse in December, so I will be spending much of the month abroad, starting December 1. For you guys planning a two week vacation in Pattaya, not to worry, the crowds won't impact you noticeably. But, many of the top tier ladies will be unavailable due to their sponsors showing up. And many bars will be jammed.

[CaliGuy33]

True, but I have been in Pattaya during these shows before, and it has never been as crowded.

Fortunately, I have day ladies coming soon, so I don't have to worry about the crowds for now.

Glad I went to Pattaya in low season as I always do, just don't see the draw in going during high season: too many people / customers, traffic, expensive hotels. All that money saved going during low season can be applied to better accomodations and procurring more ass.

[Paolo99]

In Angeles city I used to be accused of being a butterfly so many times. I just don't understand it; they can be barfined by other men as much as they want but you cannot barfine other girls.

Personnaly, I tell them from the beginning that I'm a butterfly and I don't want to have a girlfriend or any kind of long relationship to avoid these kind of talks.

[Paolo99]

I'm Rooting for Minnie.

I just know she isn't a 1,000 girl.

If you just compare her to majority of Doi 6 she should be charging 15,900.

Do I think she is prettier by 15 X. Hell Yeah. 1,000 Soi 6 girls on a given night. Not one face comes close to Minnie'S.

You probably know her better than me, and I doubt she is not a 1000 girl, she is probably a 1000 girl for some and doesn't want to be a 1000 girl for everybody.

I don't contest the fact she 's got a pretty face, but girls with pretty faces can be found elswhere in Pattaya and for 1000 baht too.

Her body looked slim but didn't look gorgeous to me (with her dress on).

It seems like you don't have a high esteem on soi 6 girls (and here too, you know them probably better than me) but I almost always had more fun with these girls in their bar (drinking downstairs) than I had with Mini downstairs.

Overall I might be wrong, but she didn't seem to be that fresh, and especially, she was not fun, she was more like a nice hostess that want to get a quicky upstairs.

[11Bravo]

And they know what customers to put on the show for.

Who puts on a show for the customer? I guess a large number of people here haven't worked in sales. I'm not talking about the fast turnover Dollar store, but big ticket where you have a client list and your income is salary + commission. Now if a client moves to another firm, unfortunate, but ...that's life. However, if a client starts dealing with a co-worker? That's a cut in YOUR income, a loss of status and an intrusion in personal space. Obviously, if the client calls again, the only show is "I've missed you so much, what can I do for you?" But for the trespassing co-worker ... funny how calls don't get forwarded, notes go missing, messages lost, and somehow when the boys go out to lunch, that invitation is not forthcoming. I just don't think the 2 girls will be sharing a bowl of som-tom anytime soon. That's how grudges build.

I agree with Mr E you guys are full of shit, especially Explorer8939. Many of the bargirls are lesbians and have no need for a boyfriend. 90% have a Thai boyfriend total bullshit.

Who cares? I only care about when she's with me. What she does before / after is "not my business". Likewise, same goes for me. Now, different story when the "not my life" intrudes on me. E. G, first incoming phone call is a yellow card. Second, a red. Anyone comes knocking on my door, it better be food delivery. And drunks, I NEVER tolerate. NEVER. If she needs to get drunk to have fun with me, that's a HARD PASS. First regular in the mid 90's, Voodoo, fun girl, but a MEAN drunk. First and last time that happened, walked her over to Sukhumvit, put her in a taxi, gave the driver 200 baht and said take her home.

But that alone doesn't made her attractive, she's got her own rules, and personnaly I felt that the session will probably be not fun so I declined her offer and moved away after paying the bill (120 for LD and 95 for my beer).

For ME, attractiveness is a function of face, body, ATTITUDE. If the last is missing, an easy pass.

Posts about mongers here are not useful. If you have useful information about Pattaya, please post it.

That's great advice and I agree. But I will say that most of your recent posts that I've seen lately contain NO usable intel and mainly seem to be self-promotional. Don't get me wrong, I'm NOT jealous. Glad you're having fun. It'd be news if someone was NOT able to satisfy itches in Thailand. But I find Sir Lancelot's entertaining AND informative. To quote Trink, "Just saying ...".

My phone buzzed at 2. 05 am. 'Can we meet tomorrow?' she said.
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At 3. 10 am I was woken by my phone. It was my Vixen girl video-calling me for a chat. The connection was bad and we cut off after 20 seconds but I appreciated her making the effort (or was she checking I was in bed on my own?

Who doesn't put their phone (and hers) on Do Not Disturb when they crash, same as the sign on the hotel door? There's always tomorrow, and I'm NEVER her safety net.

Politics where other girls are Feeding them untruths probably happen more than I'd like to believe.

NEVER underestimate the wg intelligence service. Once in DXB I asked a (to me) new girl how much she wanted for LT. She replied, "Why are you asking me that? EVERYONE knows you're Mr. 500". Another time, a girl got upset when I offered her 500, saying that was MY ST rate. Found out, a previous b*itch pull, where I had forgotten Rule #1 (pay after, why do lessons have to be periodically re-learned?), paid upfront because I just wanted to see that rack. Imagine my disappointment when the rack LITERALLY disappeared. Gel pads. Soon after, she wanted to leave and I was "Good riddance". She found her own way home. But she had been running her mouth about how I'd pay 500ST. I explained what had happened, another girl vouched for me, and the girl went home with me. The CIA (Chinese) in action. For sure the same happens here.

In Angeles city I used to be accused of being a butterfly so many times. I just don't understand it; they can be barfined by other men as much as they want but you cannot barfine other girls.

I've always taken it as a form of teasing, never taken seriously.

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Finally, it is OK to chop a LONG FR you're commenting on into a small section. These long quotes become clutter, IMHO.

[Tim Timms]

In Angeles city I used to be accused of being a butterfly so many times. I just don't understand it; they can be barfined by other men as much as they want but you cannot barfine other girls.

That is correct sir. Being Sarcasammy here.

Who knows what goes in in their Minds.

[Tim Timms]

I'm Rooting for Minnie.

I just know she isn't a 1,000 girl.

If you just compare her to majority of Doi 6 she should be charging 15,900.

Do I think she is prettier by 15 X. Hell Yeah. 1,000 Soi 6 girls on a given night. Not one face comes close to Minnie'S.

[Turgid]

Don't let her pull her drama shit on you, it's something that happens a lot once we see a girl too often, this will wreck the rest of your holiday and will bring nothing good for you.

Personnaly I would avoid her for the next of my trip even if she's a beauty, you can always find another fun girl to take her place.

Delete her from your contacts, she looks not fun at all.

In Angeles city I used to be accused of being a butterfly so many times. I just don't understand it; they can be barfined by other men as much as they want but you cannot barfine other girls.

[Explorer8939]

Crap.

During the middle of my activities with bargirls, a ringer showed up at my pool villa. By that I mean a gogo dancer from Bangkok. I already had 2 ladies in my pool villa who were there to drink tequila, but 5 g is you g lady was sent by her mother, and she was a knockout. If Miss Universe is a 10, this lady is a 9.

But, we were drinking tequila, and she said she couldn't drink, so I sent her away. I guess she came for a quick fuck.

Anyway, I had 2 ladies with me, and had fun. 5 minutes after they left, another 2 ladies came, and after a couple of hours, we were rolling around my bed. I had my standard doubleheader, one lady in Cowboy, another lady fucking my face, but then I stopped, and sent one lady to the living room, since I knew the other lady wanted to be assfucked, but not in front of another lady.

I ended up with a cum in mouth BJ, the lady claiming it was the first time she swallowed. Whatever.

[Vector313]

I agree with Mr E you guys are full of shit, especially Explorer8939. Many of the bargirls are lesbians and have no need for a boyfriend. 90% have a Thai boyfriend total bullshit.

Funny that my post got removed and I got an infraction for pointing this out. Anything will seem like 90% when you are actively seeking it out. That doesn't make it true.

[Paolo99]

I decided to backtrack to Vixen and barfine my favourite girl for the third time. I bought her a ladydrink but she wasn't her usual fun and flirty self, perhaps distracted by a group of three guys buying shots for the other girls at the back of the bar. Or perhaps it was something else. Strangely she accused me of having a girlfriend which is not the case. Perhaps that's Thai-speak for barfining other girls, or perhaps Sam who I know for a fact wants to barfine her when I'm back in England, has told her something to stir the pot. Either way, I found it irritating. I'd come to Vixen to barfine her but she was giving me grief. I paid my chit and left.

Don't let her pull her drama shit on you, it's something that happens a lot once we see a girl too often, this will wreck the rest of your holiday and will bring nothing good for you.

Personnaly I would avoid her for the next of my trip even if she's a beauty, you can always find another fun girl to take her place.

'Can I come back to see you again? I not see sister now' her message read!

Delete her from your contacts, she looks not fun at all.

[Paolo99]

It is Pattaya International Fireworks Festival 2022 last night and tonight. Big crowds, roads closed, etc. Fireworks being launched off barges out in the bay, Beach Road closed, all the white tents along Beach Road are being used by street food vendors, families by the thousand on the beach to watch the shows.

Expect the same tonight. https://thepattayanews.com/2022/11/2...-closures-etc/.

And hotels mostly fully booked for this week end in Pattaya, with tousands of Thai younsters flooding Central Festival last night.

I've seen a lot of people wandering around trying to find a new place to stay because they didn't anticipate this crowd.

Good thing was that yesterday night, bars along Buakao were empty of customers but many girls were still there.

[Tim Timms]

When I write these diaries I try to give a completely honest portrayal, good or bad. I don't sugarcoat things. So far on this trip I've had a great time but tonight was a horror show.

I spent early afternoon videoing for my friend's Youtube channel. At one point I was videoing a dog being given a hosepipe shower by its owner, when it leapt at me, soaking me in the process. This moment of comedy misfortune would be the story of the day.

We headed to soi 7. It was 3. 45 pm and the beer bars were quiet but showing signs of life. But the bars further up the street were busy. A7-DJ bar had lots of pretty girls but beware, this is a live stream bar so good luck taking any of them back to your hotel with you. Hookup Bar at the junction of soi 7 was also busy as there was a birthday party going on.

I decided to seek out some afternoon action. I walked down soi Honey but didn't see any honeys and it was the same story on soi Pothole. I remember in days gone by you'd be spoilt for choice on these streets but aside from the occasional hidden gem, there is very little to get excited about these days.

So I abandoned my plan and took the opportunity to relax in my room for a few hours.

I met Sam at 7 pm outside Subway and we started the night with a drink at Vixen. The girl I've barfined twice was with a customer and so was the new girl Sam has got his sights set on.

It was Sunday evening and light rain was falling so Tree Town was quiet. We had a drink in Pretty Bar, which didn't live up to its name but beer was just 59 baht as it was happy hour. 08 bar is set back in the corner and also had cheerful older girls. In contrast to the rock music blaring out at other bars, this one had country & western which made it a good place to relax and watch the world go by.

The prettiest girl at Area 52 was in her casual clothes, sat with a middle-aged German man. He's barfined her at least three night in a row and it seems was making the rookie mistake of falling for a girl. Soon his holiday will be over, or his money will run out, and he'll be heartbroken when he realised how transactional his romance is.

Sam likes to spoil his favourite girl. He buys her ladydrinks and gives her 100 baht to get food (I had a taste and my lips were still burning five minutes later). Tonight she wasn't feeling well so Sam paid her barfine and told her to go home and rest. I can't help feeling nice gestures like that will result in her being ill more often!

Feeling hungry I went to a restaurant on the corner of Tree Town and devoured a pork fried rice, which cost 90 baht.

Just like the other bars, Oh Bar was quiet with not many girls. One of my favourite girls here is a girl who works behind the bar. While the other girls wear low-cut tops and sexy outfits, she dresses more modestly and is more desirable as a result. She was wearing a pretty floral dress and hugging a cuddly toy I presume a customer had bought her.

I decided to backtrack to Vixen and barfine my favourite girl for the third time. I bought her a ladydrink but she wasn't her usual fun and flirty self, perhaps distracted by a group of three guys buying shots for the other girls at the back of the bar. Or perhaps it was something else. Strangely she accused me of having a girlfriend which is not the case. Perhaps that's Thai-speak for barfining other girls, or perhaps Sam who I know for a fact wants to barfine her when I'm back in England, has told her something to stir the pot. Either way, I found it irritating. I'd come to Vixen to barfine her but she was giving me grief. I paid my chit and left.

There weren't many unaccompanied pretty girls at Annie Jacks and I was joined by a 40 year old who just wouldn't take the hint I didn't want to buy her a drink.

It was turning in to a frustrating night so I paid my bill and said goodnight to Sam, before going to soi Diana and buying a drink for the cute girl I barfined from one of beer-bar complexes the night before. It was nice to get a warm welcome and she gave me a kiss on the lips before I left. I love the names of some these bars. Dick Inn, Pussy Bar, Inn Love.

The time was 1 am so I decided to try soi Pothole. For a change there was a pretty selection outside High Rollers including a particularly pretty girl I invited inside with me. It's done out like a gogo inside with lots of comfy seats around small stage, on which three girls in bikinis danced. My girl was 24, pretty and spoke immaculate English but when I enquired about prices she told me 'I not go with customer', pointing at her sophisticated dress by way of explanation.

I saw a nice girl outside Inferno and bought her a drink. She was tall and skinny with a nice face so I decided to take her. The barfine was 500 but she told me that she'd meet me at the end of her shift in 40 minutes to save me paying it. She asked for 2000 short time but accepted 1500. We swapped Line details and I gave her the name of my hotel.

I paid for the drinks, went back to my hotel, showered and then lay expectantly on my bed waiting for her to come over. What could possibly go wrong?

My phone buzzed at 2. 05 am. 'Can we meet tomorrow?' she said.

I told her I couldn't so after a bit of back and forth on Line she agreed to come to see me. But she told me she didn't know where my hotel is (despite the map and street address I sent her and search engines like google readily available). She asked me to meet her at the Minimart at the top of soi Lengkee, so I threw some clothes on and met her.

She seemed really off with me. By the time she'd showered and we were lying next to each other on the bed, she revealed that she was due to see her sister tonight but now she'd be late, implying it was my fault. I was tempted to point out that I had wanted to barfine her at 1. 20 am and it was her idea to meet after she finished work, but decided to let it go. You can't win an argument with a Thai!

Although I hadn't done anything wrong I smiled and said sorry. We kissed but it was like kissing a corpse. She lay stiff, arms at her side and her lips didn't move. I leaned away and asked 'are you okay?

I have a golden rule. I will never have sex with a girl who doesn't want to and clearly this girl didn't. I told her that if she wanted to leave she could and five minutes later she was out of the door.

What a bad day. No girls despite my best efforts and a night of knockbacks and negativity. These nights happen from time to time, you've just got to brush them off. I went to bed, happy to close my eyes and forgot it ever happened.

At 3. 10 am I was woken by my phone. It was my Vixen girl video-calling me for a chat. The connection was bad and we cut off after 20 seconds but I appreciated her making the effort (or was she checking I was in bed on my own?

I put my phone back down on the bedside cabinet and drifted off to sleep before it buzzed again. It was the angry Inferno girl.

'Can I come back to see you again? I not see sister now' her message read!

For the entire time she spent in my room she had a face like I'd pissed on her grandmother and now just an hour later she was keen for round 2! Despite that I was tempted, but it was nearly 4 am and I was tired.

Having been hanging out in Thailand for years and years and years I firmly believe Bargirl Politics play a big unseen factor in Regular girls.

It does matter who you see and what's un-calculable is how a certain girl will react.

When they joke that you Butterfly the sensitive ones won't like it one bit.

Politics where other girls are Feeding them untruths probably happen more than I'd like to believe.