Pattaya Reports

[Lance-a-Lot]

Here are a couple of pics of lovely things I found working on the beach road. They were ready, happy to serve and willing to pose. Just to show that that with the right eye you can spot some jewels in the morass.

Cheers all.

Lance

[Junior]

Wow, nice jr, thanks!

Here is the report I filed on another site about my days with Boby. Enjoy.

While I was in Pattaya Boby returned to the Den after being absent for a while.

Based on some very good prior reviews I had originally booked her for my last trip only to see her leave before I arrived, so I decided to use her return to make a booking. If I remember correctly I had her on her first day back at the Den. And she was horny as hell.

Boby is without doubt in a league of her own. She looks like her pictures on the website http://devilsdenpatt.hp?idEscort=131

Fake long blond hair, fake nails, lots of make-up. Nothing like the TGs I would normally book, quite the contrary.

However, she is nothing short of outstanding in bed. What a ride!

I have travelled many places, been with many ladies over the years and Boby made it to my lifetime top 10 list of ladies in terms of sex (not looks).

She is the first TG to make this list. A list which rarely gets new members as the entry requirements are set at a very high level.

I was so happy with her performance that I almost instantly changed from a one day to a five day booking with her. If would probably have stayed with her for longer but I needed a break.

[Lance-a-Lot]

I haven't contributed to the Thailand threads as they are very comprehensive and there are books written on these places by better writers with deeper insight than I. But I got the chance to visit again and after cruising the reports decided to visit Pattaya for the first time. Now I have spent a lot of time in other areas of this wonderful country, and cannot fathom how I never came to this town before. More concentrated vice and mongering opportunity per square meter than a sober mind can contemplate. Thus my inability to sleep and the constant intake of ice cold beers since my arrival at about 10 PM last night.

Now I sit in Lewiinski's, a place I found thanks to Mr. Popper's hotel thread. Here is a summary of my moments leading to the writing of this post that I thought would be helpful to any people new to this city.

Arrival in BKK airport, got a cab to Pattaya at the public taxi stand with a female driver who flirted with me the whole time (was not cute enough to take her up on the offers). Cost a total of 1500 Bhat. I drank two beers which I bought in the airport and was here in about 90 minutes. Not bad.

The driver could not find the hotel I originally wanted (Riviera Hotel on Soi 13/2) , so I checked into a place called the Hotel Norge which is sort of a dump just around the corner from where I was looking on Soi 14. It has a small room (meaning about the size of the bed) with a powerful AC and hot water for Bh 350, and sits about a five minute stroll from walking street. No charge for girls, just need to leave their I'd at the desk. The woman running the place at the front counter is fun and makes a lot of jokes. No need to pay up front.". You pay tomorrow." she said when I checked in.

Three girls in my first hours here. The first ones I overpaid for, as is often the case when the boner drives the bargain. Got a hotel room above the bar (cannot remember the name) for Bh 500, and paid Bh 500 fine and Bh 1000 for her with a short term contract. Went back in and saw a prettier friend that I took home for the night and paid her Bh 2000 on top of the bar fine. Both were very fun and played their role well.

This morning I was strolling the beach to clear my head and saw a pretty girl who I talked to and questioned about some logistics such as buying a SIM card (Bh 100 in any 7/11). Ended up going to a room (Bh 100 for an hour) and paying her Bh 500 for her services. She was great as well. Gave her Bh 20 to get a cab and came here to have my first beer of the morning. Promises to be a very adventurous 3 days, and I doubt I will ever visit Bangkok again.

[Finnish Fucker]

Great report. Should be in the 'Reports of Distinction. '

Such a change from reading all the BS and the guys spending hours searching the beach for their 50 Baht fuck with diamond that is just not there. Of course you found what you were looking for because you were looking in the right place. Yes this involved spending more than 50 Baht but you came to Pattaya to party and you didn't care.

Great stuff.

Thanks Sangkid! Glad you liked my report. I wanted to write about my nice time which I truly had there. I have also read a LOT of bullshit reports and people complaining about the quality, service etc. I found exactly what I was looking and luckily even a bit more. Yes my trip surely was not the most economical one but as I travel to places like Pattaya max once a year I really don't give a fuck about the costs. Of course I don't want to throw my money in the air but if I see someone I like I pay for the price she asks if this is not skyhigh.

Save at home, spend on the holiday!

-Kep

[BeaverHunter]

Did you really have to quote Tomjackin's whole report. Give us a little break and snip when you quote.

My wheel mouse will be grateful.

Slim

Sorry didn't mean to ruin your nite and / or morning and causing your finger to get a blister.

Beaverhunter

[Nvslim]

" I stayed 8 nights at the Penthouse, my favorite home away from home."

Way to get it Tomjackn!

Appreciate you not quoting his whole report.

Slim

[Nvslim]

Glad you had a great time Tomjackin.

Beaverhunter

Did you really have to quote Tomjackin's whole report. Give us a little break and snip when you quote.

My wheel mouse will be grateful.

Slim

[StarChildXXX]

" I stayed 8 nights at the Penthouse, my favorite home away from home."

Way to get it Tomjackn!

Nice to hear someone else having a good time at PH Hotel. I love there breakfast room service. And next time I'm try try to get with the cook, something about her that turns me on when she brings my pancakes! LOL

[BeaverHunter]

Could it get any better? That is the question that I ask myself each time I leave Pattaya. And somehow, some way, it does get better. I had a great 8-nights in my favorite city in the world. This was my forth trip within a year and even though the flights can be exhausting and pricy, it is still well worth the travel time and money. Each trip I develop new contacts, meet more Mamasans, and reunite with old friends. This trip, I had the pleasure of hanging out with Mr. Enternational and Jon1283. Mr. E, that tip on the cell phone sim card was priceless! If one girl didn't show up for my afternoon romp, I just called another.

I stayed 8 nights at the Penthouse, my favorite home away from home. See Penthouse thread for report. I knew that 8 nights would call for at least 3 bottles of my buddy, Mr. Bubble. No matter how old the girl was, they played in the bubbles like they were 5 years of age. I also like introducing the water jets to the girls; my goodness they had a blast.

Freelancers.

There was several tents set up for vendors in the Coconut Bar, so there was not a lot of activity on Beach Road, but then again, I only walked it a couple of times. The freelancers were abundant in the Beer Garden, Discos, and on Walking Street. Some were hotties, some OK, some not OK.

Soi 6.

Jon1283 and myself went on a Soi 6 crawl. It wasn't much of a crawl, but we did hit 4 places. Full Moon, Lisa, Red Point, and Passion Dance Club. My favorite was sitting outside with the girls at Lisa and watching then interact with people walking by, and how two of them interacted with me. My least favorite was Passion. The dancers had bodies like skeletons. Not even sure how their clothes stayed on; my guess was super glue.

Alcatraz.

I was in search of my girl, AMP, who worked at X-Zone on my last trip. She told me on FB that she worked at Alcatraz; so I stopped in. No AMP to be found, but the place was quite busy and I don't understand why. Out of the 15+ dancers on the stages and platforms, only one was topless. The club has this new hot tub in the back with a couple of naked women washing each other, but no one seemed interested but me.

The Moon.

A new club on WS. When I walked in and sat down, I had a,"What in the fuck were they thinking" moment. I mean, do any of these owners do any market research? Wacked out theme, but there were a few hotties dancing; one drink and gone.

Rhino.

I got a FB message from AMP that she was now working at Rhino. The club has been open for a little over a month. I tracked down Mamasan and we had a drink and talked. A good share of hotties were dancing, but no AMP. Mamasan told me that AMP worked yesterday, but was not working today; damn the bad luck. But the place was quite nice and I will return to this club.

Tahitian Queen 2.

I stopped in for the 2 for 1 drink special and to check out one of the girls that I liked this past April. She was a friend on the one that skipped out on me during the New Year's festival. Tall girl, long hair, and a good dancer. She was quite appealing until she laid a lip lock on me and played the "Who can suck the tongue out of each other's mouth" game. After about three kisses, I felt like calling for a medic. That was the end of our short relationship.

Happy.

I think that Happy has one of the best line ups of girls in Pattaya. But then again, I have not been in all the clubs that Pattaya has to offer. I think it would take 3-4 months to go through them all.

Baby Dolls.

One of my favorite clubs nowadays. Mamasan is a real sweetie. I found out Mamasan has 4 nieces that dance in the club; talk about all in the family. Because I had so much going on this trip, I was only able to stop in a few times. But each time I enjoyed watching the cuties on stage and checking out the shows; the place has a nice mix to it.

Champion.

I found out that Mamasan Sue, that used to work at Baby Dolls, now has her own club at Champion. Having a couple of drinks with her, she told me that she averages 40-45 girls a night; geez lousie, that's a lot of pussy. I was taking a phone call outside when this beauty in a robe walked by and said Hello. I stopped her and said,"You are fucking beautiful!" She was one of the Champion girls and I was in love for the 5th time of my trip. I bar fined her the following night.

Club Relaxxx.

This place is directly below the X-Zone. I usually by bypass the place, but one night the door was open and there was a free buffet, yep, got my attention. I sat next to the hot tub and 2 women were playing with bubbles. It got a bit annoying because the bubbles keep getting in my drink. But I did get a chance to look around and there were a few hotties in the mix.

X-Zone.

This was base camp for me. No matter what I did throughout the day and evening, I always made it to the Zone. I love Mamasan, the girls, and the staff. Mamasan threw a big party on Monday evening and catered all the food, and bought me a half bottle of Tequila to boot which I shared with one of my girls. I had the opportunity to play with one of the servers, the hostess, and two of the dancers; none seemed jealous of the other. My favorite performer, Puy, seems to be off the market and I'm happy for her, in a strange and sad way. CK (crazy Korean) is still going strong with the shows. She seems wacked out on stage, but she is really a sweet woman that has a good heart. The place is still for sale and if I had the money, I would buy the place.

Opportunity is everywhere!

One day I was hung over (go figure) and being lazy, too lazy to call a girl or head out to the Coconut Bar to look for a girl. I was sitting at Sin Bin talking to the owner, Ian, and told him I was planning to go fishing from his bar. This confused him until he heard me talking to girls that were walking by. It wasn't long before Bow walked by. She ignored me on her first trip by, but on her return trip, with a little urging, she came over to the bar. Turns out, Bow works close to my hotel, and after a couple of drinks, we headed for my room.

Bow is a village girl that has only been in Pattaya for 3 months. A little shy and quite naive; I like both. She thought the sex swing was something from her grade school years, I explained and showed her differently; that was fun! I introduced her to Mr. Bubble and the water jets; more fun indeed. We played in the room for a couple of hours and she was surprised when I handed her 1000b. The next few days I was quite busy, but I always stopped at her bar and bought her a drink up until I left.

Do's and Don't's on this trip:

Do's:

- Explore as much as possible.

- Be patient and let things develop.

- If you only buy one drink in a club, make sure it is for Mamasan; doors will open.

Don't's.

- Give Soi 6 girls your phone number.

- Take your medication with alcohol.

- Sleep until 4 in the afternoon, might miss an opportunity

- Waste time wondering why there are so many families with kids on Walking Street.

- Consider, even for a second, that a crosswalk is a safe haven.

- Buy into the "Sky is falling and there are no more women in Pattaya" bullshit

Glad you had a great time Tomjackin. I completely agree on all of your do's and don'ts. Especially buying a drink for the Mamasans. Not only does it open up doors for you, but it also helps in case of any problems with any of the girls. I will be there in Patts in October.

Beaverhunter

[Hobbyist2]

Opportunity is everywhere!

Don't's.

- Buy into the "Sky is falling and there are no more women in Pattaya" bullshit

I couldn't agree more. However, if they want to buy into that theory, then so be it. Thanks for the report.

[Luvpuss]

I went there on my last visit but don't remember the location as it was far from beach road. They have a nice setup with clean premises and the room was pretty good. Actually It was a 'hotel like' building being used for the purpose with a person on the front desk handling room keys, a helper bringing the supplies and even room service if you want drinks etc. Some of the girls were good looking and some were average but most were fair skinned. They had two rates 1800 and 2500 depending on the girl but the girl I chose obviously ended up being 2500. My girl didn't speak any English so if I go there next time I would probably get someone who spoke some english. Overall a nice experience.

Thanks for reporting.
Maybe you could give us a little more info on what type of service you got for 2500.

[Bobbysays]

Any advice on Rasputin please. Planning to be there next week for a week. Also where is this place. I can't seem to find in any map. Thanks in advance guys.

I went there on my last visit but don't remember the location as it was far from beach road. They have a nice setup with clean premises and the room was pretty good. Actually It was a 'hotel like' building being used for the purpose with a person on the front desk handling room keys, a helper bringing the supplies and even room service if you want drinks etc. Some of the girls were good looking and some were average but most were fair skinned. They had two rates 1800 and 2500 depending on the girl but the girl I chose obviously ended up being 2500. My girl didn't speak any English so if I go there next time I would probably get someone who spoke some english. Overall a nice experience.

[Junior]

Has anyone seen any ample breasts I mean major league hooters in the vicinity? I am going to BKK in Nov and might make the trip to Patts if worthwhile. Thanks.

Boby at Devils Den.

http://devilsdenpattaya.com/profile.php?idEscort=131

[Butter69]

Any advice on Rasputin please. Planning to be there next week for a week. Also where is this place. I can't seem to find in any map. Thanks in advance guys.

Rasputin is easy to find, if you know where soi 6 is. It is close to Soi 6.

You can either enter from Beach Road, or 2nd Road. You won't see if from the edge of the road though. But you will see signs, so you can easily follow the signs to the place.

I've been inside twice to take a look. My friend has been with a few girls from there. He said that some of the girls working there are models. They even show you the magazines, these models are from, so you know it's genuine. The rooms are really nice too. He prefers this place to the other soapies because there rooms are more modern and bigger.

But you pay more too.

They have 2 areas when you walk inside.

One room of regular girls, and another room of models. I think the models are all very fair skin. (plus charge more)

Cannot remember the prices though.

Other soapies normally charge 1800b for 90 minutes. I think Rasputin starts above 2000b.

[Butter69]

Don't's.

- Give Soi 6 girls your phone number.

I gave my number to a girl that I liked from Saigon in Soi 6.

It worked out really well for me. She was one of my regular girls, and had her own room at this bar. But was told to leave after having an arguement with the boss.

She came to stay with me, and gave me a lovely time. I only had to pay her 700b each day, but had her to myself.

She was very happy that she was being looked after, and in return gave me a wonderful time too.

Shame she had to go back to her family.