Pattaya Reports

[Opebo]

Why a waste of time? There are many, many other spots you can go to.

I don't like the other options.

The question is, where do the beach road girls go when they can't do their usual stroll?

During the Great Crackdown, many of them gave up the business entirely and went to work at Big C or in factories and what-not (the things poor people must do in countries where the easy jobs like prostitution are disallowed). As for what they do during shorter periods of enforced holiday, I find from my telephoning that many take the opportunity to go home for a visit, and quite a lot just sit in their apartments doing jigsaw puzzles and watching movies. Seriously, I asked a girl 'did I wake you when I called you to meet me at 1:00 AM?" and she said 'no I was just doing a jigsaw puzzle and watching a movie'.

[Member #4351]

The question is, where do the beach road girls go when they can't do their usual stroll?

[Luvpuss]

Oh alas I visited Pattaya without knowing. The Beach Road is largely shut down by a horrible market for worthless junk: shoes, ladies blouses and handbags, and other worthless items. Most of the dear ladies have failed to show up as they are uncomfortable amongst the crowds and under the disapproving eyes of the typical socially-conservative Thai citizens who sell this tourist garbage. Of course this is the intention of the market. Drive away the hated streetwalkers and farang.

So now my visit is almost totally a waste of time. Boys, get used to it, as with the return of democracy our options will be ever-narrowing from now on.

Why a waste of time? There are many, many other spots you can go to.

[Opebo]

Oh alas I visited Pattaya without knowing. The Beach Road is largely shut down by a horrible market for worthless junk: shoes, ladies blouses and handbags, and other worthless items. Most of the dear ladies have failed to show up as they are uncomfortable amongst the crowds and under the disapproving eyes of the typical socially-conservative Thai citizens who sell this tourist garbage. Of course this is the intention of the market. Drive away the hated streetwalkers and farang.

So now my visit is almost totally a waste of time. Boys, get used to it, as with the return of democracy our options will be ever-narrowing from now on.

[Mai Yao]

I grew up in San Francisco, California (USA) in the 1960s. One of my fondest memories as a boy was driving down Broadway Boulevard and seeing the go-go dancers in elevated plexi-glass boxes outside the clubs. Even better was the larger than life photos of Carol Doda with her 44DDs outside the Condor Club.

This was post-beatnik San Francisco. There was drugs and debauchery everywhere you looked. The friendly ladies outside the Walking Street clubs are fairly tame in comparison. Funny thing, the Condor Club is still there today, but the Carol Doda placards are long gone!

I can't help but wonder what Carol Doda looks like now; must be an epic struggle with gravity.

[Mai Yao]

Visited the newly opened MOON on Walking Street. That's the one with the bulbous "Moonscape" facade. Total waste of time and a B65 draft!

Interior is all white with colored lighting. Girls are dressed "coyote" style, with all white halter tops and short shorts; nothing whatsoever showing. There are some very good looking dancers but they all have the 1000 yard stare and make no eye contact. This could be Pattaya's first bar with robots.

Don't bother.

[Mai Yao]

Did you really have to quote Tomjackin's whole report. Give us a little break and snip when you quote.

My wheel mouse will be grateful.

Slim

How do you quickly "snip" a series of quotes. I've always spent too much time erasing text with the back button and always knew that there must be a better way

[Dveight]

Here is the report I filed on another site about my days with Boby. Enjoy.

While I was in Pattaya Boby returned to the Den after being absent for a while.

Based on some very good prior reviews I had originally booked her for my last trip only to see her leave before I arrived, so I decided to use her return to make a booking. If I remember correctly I had her on her first day back at the Den. And she was horny as hell.

Boby is without doubt in a league of her own. She looks like her pictures on the website.

http://devilsdenpatt.hp?idEscort=131

Fake long blond hair, fake nails, lots of make-up. Nothing like the TGs I would normally book, quite the contrary.

However, she is nothing short of outstanding in bed. What a ride!

I have travelled many places, been with many ladies over the years and Boby made it to my lifetime top 10 list of ladies in terms of sex (not looks).

She is the first TG to make this list. A list which rarely gets new members as the entry requirements are set at a very high level.

I was so happy with her performance that I almost instantly changed from a one day to a five day booking with her. If would probably have stayed with her for longer but I needed a break.

Boby is a "Fucking" Rockstar, I am glad she is back. The girl is insatiable, also one of the best fucks I've ever had. Her looks are little bit less than I normally go for, but the gigantic natural tits were what caused me to take a chance on her, and was I rewarded. Best titty-fuck ever for sure, I was also surprised how tight her ass was. I am not real big on repeat performances with TWG's, but this one I plan to fuck again if she's still there next trip.

[Edward M]

The weekly Dose of DD Drivel. How could we get through a week without it?

Well, since you asked. .

The Go-Go girls are taking another bashing and being rejected in favor of those 'Non Mechanical' fuck goddesses that pander to all customers' whims / fantasies and never give a bad performance.

When I first got to Pattaya I had a little trouble with the agogo scene specifically with starfish, runners, and most inexplicably, rejection. I was used to the termas in Rio where rejection is almost unheard of. DD was similar to the termas in many ways. No rejection, anal, excellent performance, in-house ST. DD is billed as an expensive option but it really is not that much more expensive than a gogo girl especially when you consider that sometimes you can buy quite a few drinks and LDs before finding that special someone in the agogos. What DD did for me was got me a great session with 2 lovely ladies and it seemed to get me on track for the rest of the trip to have some fine sessions with gogo and beer bar girls.

Are the guys joining the queue making a good choice? Should they believe the hype? Well when they do eventually have their turn they will find out. They will learn if they have made an expensive mistake or found something available in no other place in Pattaya. I met a guy the other night. He had DD in his boxes to be ticked. He tried it and the process didn't work for him. Instead of a tick he ended up putting a cross in his box.

Since the guy put the cross in the box it was almost as valuable a lesson because now he knows it is not for him. To me the $100 or so he spent was worth trying it and finding out (and I am sure it was not horrible or a complete waste, just a non-repeater). From what I have read a lot of guys leave with them same perspective, it is too contrived, artificial, no thrill of the hunt, etc. Some guys love it and think it is the best. For me it was a PSE on par with any I have had anywhere in the world. That being said if I was on a trip to Pattaya I probably would not go there more than once a week because I prefer the GFE which is easier to get but working the bars and taking a girl out LT. Pattaya is big enough for both kinds of venues and lots of other types too.

[Luvpuss]

Here are a couple of pics of lovely things I found working on the beach road. They were ready, happy to serve and willing to pose. Just to show that that with the right eye you can spot some jewels in the morass.

Cheers all.

Lance

I hope you checked her I'd first and took her to McDonald's after.

[Sangkid]

Here is the report I filed on another site about my days with Boby. Enjoy.

While I was in Pattaya Boby returned to the Den after being absent for a while.

The weekly Dose of DD Drivel. How could we get through a week without it?

The Go-Go girls are taking another bashing and being rejected in favor of those 'Non Mechanical' fuck goddesses that pander to all customers' whims / fantasies and never give a bad performance. Last time I looked the queue to get in stretched about three blocks. The knock on effect from this is that for sale signs have now gone up on 95% of the Go-Go Bars in Pattaya as the masses head away from the really sexy girls and exciting carnival atmosphere of the Walking Street.

Are the guys joining the queue making a good choice? Should they believe the hype? Well when they do eventually have their turn they will find out. They will learn if they have made an expensive mistake or found something available in no other place in Pattaya. I met a guy the other night. He had DD in his boxes to be ticked. He tried it and the process didn't work for him. Instead of a tick he ended up putting a cross in his box.

BTW the bit about 95% of the Go-Go Bars in Pattaya for sale is not true. Don't believe everything you read here.

[Lance-a-Lot]

Here are a couple of pics of lovely things I found working on the beach road. They were ready, happy to serve and willing to pose. Just to show that that with the right eye you can spot some jewels in the morass.

Cheers all.

Lance

[Junior]

Wow, nice jr, thanks!

Here is the report I filed on another site about my days with Boby. Enjoy.

While I was in Pattaya Boby returned to the Den after being absent for a while.

Based on some very good prior reviews I had originally booked her for my last trip only to see her leave before I arrived, so I decided to use her return to make a booking. If I remember correctly I had her on her first day back at the Den. And she was horny as hell.

Boby is without doubt in a league of her own. She looks like her pictures on the website http://devilsdenpatt.hp?idEscort=131

Fake long blond hair, fake nails, lots of make-up. Nothing like the TGs I would normally book, quite the contrary.

However, she is nothing short of outstanding in bed. What a ride!

I have travelled many places, been with many ladies over the years and Boby made it to my lifetime top 10 list of ladies in terms of sex (not looks).

She is the first TG to make this list. A list which rarely gets new members as the entry requirements are set at a very high level.

I was so happy with her performance that I almost instantly changed from a one day to a five day booking with her. If would probably have stayed with her for longer but I needed a break.

[Lance-a-Lot]

I haven't contributed to the Thailand threads as they are very comprehensive and there are books written on these places by better writers with deeper insight than I. But I got the chance to visit again and after cruising the reports decided to visit Pattaya for the first time. Now I have spent a lot of time in other areas of this wonderful country, and cannot fathom how I never came to this town before. More concentrated vice and mongering opportunity per square meter than a sober mind can contemplate. Thus my inability to sleep and the constant intake of ice cold beers since my arrival at about 10 PM last night.

Now I sit in Lewiinski's, a place I found thanks to Mr. Popper's hotel thread. Here is a summary of my moments leading to the writing of this post that I thought would be helpful to any people new to this city.

Arrival in BKK airport, got a cab to Pattaya at the public taxi stand with a female driver who flirted with me the whole time (was not cute enough to take her up on the offers). Cost a total of 1500 Bhat. I drank two beers which I bought in the airport and was here in about 90 minutes. Not bad.

The driver could not find the hotel I originally wanted (Riviera Hotel on Soi 13/2) , so I checked into a place called the Hotel Norge which is sort of a dump just around the corner from where I was looking on Soi 14. It has a small room (meaning about the size of the bed) with a powerful AC and hot water for Bh 350, and sits about a five minute stroll from walking street. No charge for girls, just need to leave their I'd at the desk. The woman running the place at the front counter is fun and makes a lot of jokes. No need to pay up front.". You pay tomorrow." she said when I checked in.

Three girls in my first hours here. The first ones I overpaid for, as is often the case when the boner drives the bargain. Got a hotel room above the bar (cannot remember the name) for Bh 500, and paid Bh 500 fine and Bh 1000 for her with a short term contract. Went back in and saw a prettier friend that I took home for the night and paid her Bh 2000 on top of the bar fine. Both were very fun and played their role well.

This morning I was strolling the beach to clear my head and saw a pretty girl who I talked to and questioned about some logistics such as buying a SIM card (Bh 100 in any 7/11). Ended up going to a room (Bh 100 for an hour) and paying her Bh 500 for her services. She was great as well. Gave her Bh 20 to get a cab and came here to have my first beer of the morning. Promises to be a very adventurous 3 days, and I doubt I will ever visit Bangkok again.

[Finnish Fucker]

Great report. Should be in the 'Reports of Distinction. '

Such a change from reading all the BS and the guys spending hours searching the beach for their 50 Baht fuck with diamond that is just not there. Of course you found what you were looking for because you were looking in the right place. Yes this involved spending more than 50 Baht but you came to Pattaya to party and you didn't care.

Great stuff.

Thanks Sangkid! Glad you liked my report. I wanted to write about my nice time which I truly had there. I have also read a LOT of bullshit reports and people complaining about the quality, service etc. I found exactly what I was looking and luckily even a bit more. Yes my trip surely was not the most economical one but as I travel to places like Pattaya max once a year I really don't give a fuck about the costs. Of course I don't want to throw my money in the air but if I see someone I like I pay for the price she asks if this is not skyhigh.

Save at home, spend on the holiday!

-Kep