Pattaya Reports

[Fmojo]

Just let us know where you end up so the rest of us can avoid it.

SE.

Where's that thumbs up emoji when you need it?

[SouthEaster]

Just let us know where you end up so the rest of us can avoid it.

SE.

[Banana Boi]

Are there any naked bar in Pattya? Where I can get naked and drink beer and dance?

Since they give public BJ's in some of, if not all, the G clubs and BJ bars in Pattaya I suppose that would be your best starting point.

[AManHasNoName]

Are there any naked bar in Pattya? Where I can get naked and drink beer and dance?

[Bunky]

How is Pattaya the week of Christmas? Have booked December 23-27 How's the crowd during that week? Extreme or do-able? Or does it more so increase after the week of Christmas?

I've done several trips where I arrive about December 20 and depart in the first week of January. If that's not the peak of high season, it's pretty darn close.

You will encounter lots of nighttime traffic on Second Road headed north, especially from Central Festival Mall to Soi 6. Ditto for Beach Road headed south, especially from Hooters to Walking Street. Plenty of gigantic tour buses. Sometimes traffic gets so bad it's faster to walk than take a baht bus. If you're in a hurry the motorcycle taxis are also an option. Lots of traffic on Soi Buakaow as well, so much so that your really have to keep your head up when you walk along the shoulder. Other than those areas, no problems with traffic at all.

You'll notice the Chinese tour groups in two places. They will be traipsing up and down Walking Street at night, of course. But you'll also see them clogging the sidewalks near The Base Condo in the central part of town. I know these knots of people annoy many on the this forum, but I don't have a problem with them. Other than at night on Walking Street, their itinerary does not overlap mine. They go for their early morning speedboat rides and buy overpriced souvenirs. And I do what I do and go where I go. I've never had to wait for a seat in a restaurant or a bar or a go go club. Perhaps the dining room Casa Pascal is more crowded for their most excellent breakfast buffet.

It seems to me there are lots and lots of girls in town at Christmas time. The go go clubs will have full lineups and Soi 6 will be heaving. Most, if not all, of the beer bars in Soi Made In Thailand will be open. My sense is that some girls leave town to ring in the new year elsewhere. But you'll be gone before then.

[Turgid]

............2) How do you decline and / or check for "lady boys"? ............

For me the problem isn't lady boys, I can easily recognize and avoid them. The problem is post-ops who I sometimes am not able to discern. I do recognize after clothes are off and, therefore, some expense has been incurred for nothing, which happened to me once some years ago.

[Syzygies]

By the way -most of them will tell you IF YOU ASK.

How would you know that? How many did you need to ask to know the answer and they answered that they were in fact a LB? Common enough to get the answer that no, they are in fact a real girl.

Seems very stupid to be asking an obvious LB whether in fact she is one. An Asshole type of question. ha ha

Seems a bit hypothetical. It seems rude to ask to me, unless I really don't know the answer, then of course there needs to be a valid reason to be asking, otherwise, seems quite rude to be not minding one's own business, so to speak. If I ever wanted to fuck a girl, seems I am almost never unsure about her gender status. So never have occasion to ask.

I am aware of bars existing where they had a small number of LBs since many year ago, e. G. Deja Vu was one, and it was a big secret. I was told off for asking some other real girl about my suspicions. Some customers could easily have been blindly unaware. If the customer asked them directly, I am not sure if they would try to lie or not. Many LBs pretending to be girls, had the objective to be sucking on the guys dick before "she" removed her panties, so the customer might not find out she still had a dick or a strange pussy.

[PedroMorales]

Read Thai? It says mister or miss in English. You should be able to tell by the voice, look, and mannerisms before you even get to asking about an ID.

Some of our pals want to check out hookers more than you'd check out a used car. I am simple: quacks, looks, walks, talks like a gander.

[Mr Enternational]

The easiest to know if you are dealing with a lady boy is to ask to see their ID. IF you can read Thai, it says gender at birth and even though there have been attempts to allow the gender line to be revised there has been no change. By the way -most of them will tell you IF YOU ASK.

Read Thai? It says mister or miss in English. You should be able to tell by the voice, look, and mannerisms before you even get to asking about an ID.

[Dinghy]

If there is a tutorial somewhere point me to it and I'll go read it but I couldn't find one searching.

So I'm staying right next to Soi 6 and Walking Street, I have a few questions:

1) How do I get a girl / tell a girl I'the like her to go back to my nice hotel (within walking distance)?

2) How do you decline and / or check for "lady boys"?

3) I'm offering all of them 700-1000 Baht; not going higher. I've learned that on here.

I'm mostly concerned with number 1; I keep hearing it's illegal there so I don't know how you all are winding up with girls in your beds.

The easiest to know if you are dealing with a lady boy is to ask to see their ID. IF you can read Thai, it says gender at birth and even though there have been attempts to allow the gender line to be revised there has been no change. By the way -most of them will tell you IF YOU ASK.

[ItIsMe83]

For those that have visited during the time: how is pattaya the week of Christmas? Have booked 23-27 (been many times before but only between March-October) December. Hotel price wasnt bad at all but how's the crowd during that week? Extreme or do-able? Or does it more so increase after the week of Christmas? Thanks.

[Donnahito]

Continuing from my last post, I was so tired from Sabai and jet lag that I fell asleep that night without going out to a gogo as planned. Should have had some ambien next time on the plane or caffeine pills on the ground. Next day in the morning I took a long stroll down beach road to see had daytime action was like. Saw a lot of older ladies sitting on blankets and other uglies aimlessly wandering around. On my stroll back down beach road, I saw a girl who looked somewhat bangable, sitting on the beach but pretty close to the road. I ventured down and said Hi, but she didn't speak English and looked confused. I tried following up with generic questions, but she just maintained a polite smile and looked confused. I gave up and headed to Soi 6.

After walking up and down a couple times, I headed into Tomcats. I guess I came at a bad time, because I didn't see any attractive girls. There certainly were girls there, but they either had a lot of tattoos or a pudgy belly. No big deal, since there's so many other choices, and I went to Wicked next. Saw a small girl with an artsy butterfly tat on her shoulder, and she had been looking my direction for a while, so I invited her over and got an OJ, 80 baht. We got to know each other, and she let me rub her thighs and a few wick brushes against her pussy. Asked 200 for the room and 1200ST, which I accepted without bargaining. Had a very PSE, with sloppy BBBJ and multiple positions, fingering, and finish on tits. Absolute blast!

[Donnahito]

Just want to add my experience in Patts from two months ago. I booked an Airbnb right near the entrance of walking street, check in was no issue and neither was bringing girls back. I arrived in the afternoon and wanted to try something right off the bat. I've heard Pattaya wasn't the best for soapies, but I love soapies and wanted to see what they're like here. I chose Sabai Dee and was greeted with more than 20 ladies off the bat, and a helpful papa-san who pointed out eager girls. I picked a girl who was smiling a lot at me, and went to the counter to pay 2100 baht.

Once in the room, she wanted to smoke a cig first, which I wasn't a fan of, but dealt with if it put her at ease. Anyway, we started the bath and I had a lovely time getting her to clean me thoroughly with her hands, mouth, and tits. I got a bit of BBBJ but didn't manage to cum, which I'll blame on jet lag. We moved on to the bed, put on a rubber, and continued the fun. Did a couple of positions, and in doggie, I started to massage her asshole with my thumb. She seemed into it, and said yes to if I could finger it. Should have taken this chance to ask for anal, but I was almost out of time and ready to cum doing doggie, so I let it slip away. Overall, I had a decent GFE, a good clean, and not too shabby of an experience.

[Bunky]

Mr. JBatts77 recently advised he had booked the Centara Pattaya Hotel, which he claimed was "right next to Soi 6 and Walking Street." In his very next post he asked: "Can someone give me advice as to whether this is a good place to stay as far as distance to Soi 6 and Walking Street?"

Mr. 77 quoted my previous post about the value of learning the lay of the land before arriving. He quoted the link I provided to purchase a *MAP* of Pattaya for about 270 baht. But obviously he has not done his homework.

If he had purchased the Groovy map, or looked at any online map, he would know it's impossible for any hotel to be "right next" to Soi 6 *and* Walking Street because those places are at opposite ends of town.

It is a basic rule of all online forums that new users are expected to learn as much as possible from SELF-STUDY before asking a question. In some forums there is a Primer or a FAQ that's easy to find. (I'm thinking of the legendary Brockton O'Toole's guide to the Zona Norte in Tijuana.) Not so in this forum. Nobody is going to spoon feed you like a baby.

But you can still learn a lot on your own. Go back 100 pages and read forward, both in this forum and in the forum with hotel reviews. Take notes for future reference. Look up unfamiliar places on Google maps. Put some time and effort into STUDYING.

Eventually you will develop a general idea of how the naughty boy scene in Pattaya operates. You'll learn the locations of the main areas of interest and how to navigate by baht bus or on foot. You'll learn the basics of going with a girl, regardless of where you happen to find her. You'll get a handle on prices, and on how to spend your time when not on the prowl. Yes, this will require some time and effort. Yes, this is a lot like going to school. But there is no substitute. If you just show up and "wing it," you'll make stupid newbie mistakes. You'll waste precious time. You'll pay too much. You may even set yourself up to be taken advantage of in ways large or small.

You're welcome.

Bunky

[Christian G]

In Pattaya I met girls with no tattoo who were great PSE in the bed and girls with alot of tattoo who were a starfish. So no logic in combining tattoos with performance IME.

Soi 6 bars line up changes from one time to another, go there at 2 pm, at 6 pm and at 12 am you will see many different faces.