Pattaya Reports

[Naaba]

I think the only other G club that can come close to Kinnaree in having customers is LE Passion. The place can get pretty busy at times. Pirates can seem busy as well more so because it's such a tiny bar.

I never got the fervor about Kinnaree. Line up is outdated and the vibe is similar as a decade ago. The Mews nearby is more refreshing IMO. But when it comes to real cuties gogo level you can get for a thousand bahts nothing can compare with Babylon. Get there and check the likes of Sa, Ton or Lin. The latter has an awesome body you can't find in another GC. She can finish me in minutes in BJ area.

Passion also has hot ones. I didn't get there for long but I saw a group of hotties in town, only to find out they are Passion girls. I'll pay a visit soon enough.

[Banana Boi]

I agree with the report on Kinarree, although I've been to many other GC my biggest problem is many of the others there are never really any customer <snip> I never go on food days, Wednesday, Sat and Sunday too many people and many are just cock blocking buying drinks eating and taking their time. If your bill I forget something like 1200 then the food is free.

I think the only other G club that can come close to Kinnaree in having customers is LE Passion. The place can get pretty busy at times. Pirates can seem busy as well more so because it's such a tiny bar.

I actually quite enjoy the Wednesday and Saturday BBQ food at Kinnaree. It's a 1000 baht minimum on drinks and barfines for free food. Agree it can get busy but girls also know to work on free food days cause guys will show up. I'm sure Kinnaree is still the same that Mondays and Tuesdays are the slow days when most girls do not work.

For which you can expect a serious flaming from the "spoiling the market" brigade and a trolling from the "you Cheap Charlie" community.

It's your money so you can do what you want with it but imo there is just zero benefit to tipping a waitress or mamasan unless you're trying to get in to her pants. Remember tipping is not customary in Thailand.

[Danny Duck]

For which you can expect a serious flaming from the "spoiling the market" brigade and a trolling from the "you Cheap Charlie" community.

From me you'll just get my thanks for the information.

Not to be a nag. But 2,000 for two girls isn't exactly Charlie Sheen spending.

2,000 baht divide by 2 hot girls is 1,000 per puss.

[GettingFedUp]

I left off a $5 tip to the bar staff. So total cost was 103.60!

For which you can expect a serious flaming from the "spoiling the market" brigade and a trolling from the "you Cheap Charlie" community.

From me you'll just get my thanks for the information.

[RioHeart]

' I never go on food days, Wednesday, Sat and Sunday too many people and many are just cock blocking buying drinks eating and taking their time.up.

Will have to try that. Since it was my birthday I wanted a one stop shopping experience. Fully belly, cleaned pipes, and a shit eatin' grin for two days. I do have to say the Thai chili sausage and Thai garlic sausage was frickin awesome.

This place is like a box of chocolate you never know what is going to show up.

Funny thing. After I left there I went to the Chocolate Factory and had the most decadent chocolate dessert they had with a dirty vodka martini. After I ordered I could see them huddling and 2 came back over to confirm my order. LOL.

[LittleBigMan]

I agree with the report on Kinarree, although I've been to many other GC my biggest problem is many of the others there are never really any customer plus just me but I'm not into watching some guy get his dick suck in front of others I a get a room type of guy.

The other is the pricing all the freelancers seem to know 350 for the room 1000 to the girl, I never go on food days, Wednesday, Sat and Sunday too many people and many are just cock blocking buying drinks eating and taking their time. If your bill I forget something like 1200 then the food is free. The rooms are nice but their are a few that need new mattresses many of the girls bounce around and don't Freelance all the time so if you like one get their contact otherwise you might never see them again. I've run into a few that claim they worked at What's Up, once I had eye on one from Annabelles GoGo but never got around to BF her then one day I run into her surprise because of the set pricing 1000 for ST.

I haven't been there yet after the Virus but I wouldn't be surprise they are getting lots of Freelancer I find it more enjoyable going on non food days although they have food even on off days like burgers and pull pork sandwiches you got to be really hungry to throw down 350 for a below average sandwich. This place is like a box of chocolate you never know what is going to show up.

End of the year it was reported that the land in which the house Kinarree runs was sold and a condo was to be build I was going to make a visit to find out from the owner if this was true but then the Virus shut things down I will make a trip and try to confirm the rumor and report back.

[Mogwai]

I will price this in US dollars for more clarity.

Actually it would have been clearer to quote prices in Thai Baht, because a substantial part of the board members is not American. If you quote prices in THB then everybody knows immediately how much that (approximately) is in their own currency. If you quote prices in USD then they first have to convert them to their own currency and then convert the outcome to THB.

[Danny Duck]

Backkara opening up Friday.

This must mean borders opening up soon. LOL.

I like to think big business know more than we do. They have a Hotline to the PM.

[RioHeart]

Some obvious places left off your list like LE Passion, Heaven, Kit Kat, etc. Not sure if they're still open. Same with the other Soi Full Love Inn bars and M Club. Are they all closed? Still more like Seahorse, Huntsman, etc which I never visited.

Well, I've only been living here in Pattaya for 2 1/2 months and Sea Horse and Passion are on my list. But I had my eye on 2 other girls in Kinnaree so those places may have to wait. I do need to make an amendment to my total pricing. I left off a $5 tip to the bar staff. So total cost was 103.60!

[Mr Enternational]

Some obvious places left off your list like LE Passion, Heaven, Kit Kat, etc. Not sure if they're still open. Same with the other Soi Full Love Inn bars and M Club. Are they all closed? Still more like Seahorse, Huntsman, etc which I never visited.

They are all open. I did not even know the Blue Olive was renamed Huntsman until I was in there last week and saw it on the wall.

[Banana Boi]

Thanks for your report Rio. I heard Kinnaree was shutting down. Guess those were only rumors. Glad to see it's alive and well. Many of my best Thailand experiences were with Kinnaree girls. Without Kinnaree I would have never met my personal taxi driver, a retired and the hottest Kinnaree girl there was. Kinnaree is a good first G Club to go to in Pattaya. Yes Camel Toe can be scary but there are worst ones not on your list. Actually, 2 years ago Camel Toe had a really nice girl but it was so difficult to get there I barely went to visit her.

Some obvious places left off your list like LE Passion, Heaven, Kit Kat, etc. Not sure if they're still open. Same with the other Soi Full Love Inn bars and M Club. Are they all closed? Still more like Seahorse, Huntsman, etc which I never visited.

[Danny Duck]

Here is my report on my favorite Gentlemen's Club in Pattaya. Just a little background. I was 2 years into a trip around the world when Covid broke out so I decided to just get a retirement visa here in Thailand. I just received my visa last week and am good now for 15 months. Might as well try to make the best out of a world turned upside down. I turned 62 the other day so there was only one place that I wanted to spend my birthday. Kinnaree's Place in Jomtien. I often frequent gentlemen's clubs here in Pattaya and Kinnaree's is my favorite hands down. I lived in Rio for a few years and it is the closest thing to a terma I. E. 4 x4, Luomo, and Solarium. Just don't like Go Go bars and beer bars because of the bad music and also girls are just too young. They maybe hotter but in my experience not great service. I like to relax on a sofa with a cutie and every gentlemen's club will have an area like this. I had every intention of doing a threesome and enjoying the Hamburger and Sausage buffet served every Wednesday. Saturday and Sundays are more expensive buffets with a BBQ and Sunday Carvery.

Layout.

3 seperate main rooms with sofas, large tables with stools, and 3 bar areas with red lights giving more of a Bordello feel. No loud music. Several large private rooms outfitted with Bathrooms, showers, and strategically placed mirrors. Some of them have sofas. They do have a limited menu besides the buffets. No tv's anywhere so your total focus is on the girls.

Girls.

There were about 35 girls and probably 15 to 20 guys in the midafternoon. So the place was packed as one of the bar areas was closed. Really wide range from 20 to 40 yrs old with most of the girls around 25 to 32. The only thing I can say about the variety is that there was some fuckin' pussy here. Girls in sexy dresses and some were wearing lingerie. Most 6 to 8 range with one 9. Hardly any tattoo's on the girls which is a huge plus in my book. Lot's of silicone which I don't really mind..

I am a Sgt in the price police. In an establishment with what you consider hot girls. 6-9 s can be attractive.

You paid less than $100 for 2 naked Hotties.

Hmmmmmmm.

[Tomasb]

Nice report. I was in Bangkok and Pattaya to early April this winter but left due to my visa expiration and to attend to personal issues in the states. Of course, after I left the Thai government provided an amnesty until September 26, which theoretically would have allowed me to stay until that date. Like you, I am old enough and have the necessary financial liquidity, and, as such, able to get a retirement visa and would probably have applied except I needed to leave for reasons noted above. As we all know, once you leave you can't return in these Covid times. It's something I regret virtually every day, your monsoon season not withstanding.

However, I had to chuckle at your list of gentleman clubs to visit. The only one I have been was #16 CamelToe, which you note to avoid and I could not agree more. Just a woeful experience. If I ever get back though, I will check out some of the others you recommended.

Here is my report on my favorite Gentlemen's Club in Pattaya. Just a little background. I was 2 years into a trip around the world when Covid broke out so I decided to just get a retirement visa here in Thailand. I just received my visa last week and am good now for 15 months. Might as well try to make the best out of a world turned upside down. I turned 62 the other day so there was only one place that I wanted to spend my birthday. Kinnaree's Place in Jomtien. I often frequent gentlemen's clubs here in Pattaya and Kinnaree's is my favorite hands down. I lived in Rio for a few years and it is the closest thing to a terma I. E. 4 x4, Luomo, and Solarium. Just don't like Go Go bars and beer bars because of the bad music and also girls are just too young. They maybe hotter but in my experience not great service. I like to relax on a sofa with a cutie and every gentlemen's club will have an area like this. I had every intention of doing a threesome and enjoying the Hamburger and Sausage buffet served every Wednesday. Saturday and Sundays are more expensive buffets with a BBQ and Sunday Carvery.

Layout.

3 seperate main rooms with sofas, large tables with stools, and 3 bar areas with red lights giving more of a Bordello feel. No loud music. Several large private rooms outfitted with Bathrooms, showers, and strategically placed mirrors. Some of them have sofas. They do have a limited menu besides the buffets. No tv's anywhere so your total focus is on the girls.

Girls.

There were about 35 girls and probably 15 to 20 guys in the midafternoon. So the place was packed as one of the bar areas was closed. Really wide range from 20 to 40 yrs old with most of the girls around 25 to 32. The only thing I can say about the variety is that there was some fuckin' pussy here. Girls in sexy dresses and some were wearing lingerie. Most 6 to 8 range with one 9. Hardly any tattoo's on the girls which is a huge plus in my book. Lot's of silicone which I don't really mind.

My Experience.

Chatted with a few girls when I turned around in my stool and saw this real sexy 27 yr. Old with long wavy hair and huge pouty lips. I decided that I wasn't going to do a threesome and wanted to devote all my attention to this girl. So I waved her over and bought her a lady drink for the 'interview'. She wanted to know why I didn't like her friend who I was talking to earlier. She said they make a good team because they both liked to eat pussy! Oh my Buddha! Ok I'm sold so back to a threesome. Waved her friend back over and bought her a lady drink. It didn't take me long to decide to take both of them (Meen? And Rye) back to a room. Had to wait 10 minutes because all of the rooms were taken and one was being cleaned. Only one pop but there was no way I could have done 2. Not sure if it was available. I was totally exhausted after about 45 minutes.

Cost.

This pricing is almost the norm for all of the Gentlemen's Clubs in Pattaya and I have been to many. There are some clubs with lower lady prices ($22) but the lady drinks and 'bar fines' are almost all of the same. I will price this in US dollars for more clarity. Since I spent more than $25 on drinks and bar fines they comped me the buffet.

2 lady drinks = $8.

2 bar fines = $22.

2 beers = $6.

2 girls = $62.

Buffet = free. (Normally priced at $8 for Wednesdays).

Baht bus to and from = 60 cents.

Total price for the afternoon $98.60.

Me and Rye licking Meen's pussy at the same time and sitting on the headboard while both girls kneeling sucking me off and watching them in the mirror at the front of the bed. Priceless!

GC clubs don't get a lot of attention on this forum but here is a list of my other favorites. There's a few more that I want to go to especially in the Jomtien area. Luv ya Pattaya!

1. Kinnaree's Place.

2. Babylon.

3. Maggy Mays.

4. Excite club.

5. Telephone Bar.

6. The Den.

7. The Cave.

8. Naughty club.

9. 555.

10. Baku lounge.

11. Kings Club.

12. Pirate club.

13. Club 4.

14. La Poste.

15. Bada Bing.

16. Camel Toe (avoid).

[RioHeart]

Here is my report on my favorite Gentlemen's Club in Pattaya. Just a little background. I was 2 years into a trip around the world when Covid broke out so I decided to just get a retirement visa here in Thailand. I just received my visa last week and am good now for 15 months. Might as well try to make the best out of a world turned upside down. I turned 62 the other day so there was only one place that I wanted to spend my birthday. Kinnaree's Place in Jomtien. I often frequent gentlemen's clubs here in Pattaya and Kinnaree's is my favorite hands down. I lived in Rio for a few years and it is the closest thing to a terma I. E. 4 x4, Luomo, and Solarium. Just don't like Go Go bars and beer bars because of the bad music and also girls are just too young. They maybe hotter but in my experience not great service. I like to relax on a sofa with a cutie and every gentlemen's club will have an area like this. I had every intention of doing a threesome and enjoying the Hamburger and Sausage buffet served every Wednesday. Saturday and Sundays are more expensive buffets with a BBQ and Sunday Carvery.

Layout.

3 seperate main rooms with sofas, large tables with stools, and 3 bar areas with red lights giving more of a Bordello feel. No loud music. Several large private rooms outfitted with Bathrooms, showers, and strategically placed mirrors. Some of them have sofas. They do have a limited menu besides the buffets. No tv's anywhere so your total focus is on the girls.

Girls.

There were about 35 girls and probably 15 to 20 guys in the midafternoon. So the place was packed as one of the bar areas was closed. Really wide range from 20 to 40 yrs old with most of the girls around 25 to 32. The only thing I can say about the variety is that there was some fuckin' pussy here. Girls in sexy dresses and some were wearing lingerie. Most 6 to 8 range with one 9. Hardly any tattoo's on the girls which is a huge plus in my book. Lot's of silicone which I don't really mind.

My Experience.

Chatted with a few girls when I turned around in my stool and saw this real sexy 27 yr. Old with long wavy hair and huge pouty lips. I decided that I wasn't going to do a threesome and wanted to devote all my attention to this girl. So I waved her over and bought her a lady drink for the 'interview'. She wanted to know why I didn't like her friend who I was talking to earlier. She said they make a good team because they both liked to eat pussy! Oh my Buddha! Ok I'm sold so back to a threesome. Waved her friend back over and bought her a lady drink. It didn't take me long to decide to take both of them (Meen? And Rye) back to a room. Had to wait 10 minutes because all of the rooms were taken and one was being cleaned. Only one pop but there was no way I could have done 2. Not sure if it was available. I was totally exhausted after about 45 minutes.

Cost.

This pricing is almost the norm for all of the Gentlemen's Clubs in Pattaya and I have been to many. There are some clubs with lower lady prices ($22) but the lady drinks and 'bar fines' are almost all of the same. I will price this in US dollars for more clarity. Since I spent more than $25 on drinks and bar fines they comped me the buffet.

2 lady drinks = $8.

2 bar fines = $22.

2 beers = $6.

2 girls = $62.

Buffet = free. (Normally priced at $8 for Wednesdays).

Baht bus to and from = 60 cents.

Total price for the afternoon $98.60.

Me and Rye licking Meen's pussy at the same time and sitting on the headboard while both girls kneeling sucking me off and watching them in the mirror at the front of the bed. Priceless!

GC clubs don't get a lot of attention on this forum but here is a list of my other favorites. There's a few more that I want to go to especially in the Jomtien area. Luv ya Pattaya!

1. Kinnaree's Place.

2. Babylon.

3. Maggy Mays.

4. Excite club.

5. Telephone Bar.

6. The Den.

7. The Cave.

8. Naughty club.

9. 555.

10. Baku lounge.

11. Kings Club.

12. Pirate club.

13. Club 4.

14. La Poste.

15. Bada Bing.

16. Camel Toe (avoid).

[LittleBigMan]

My understanding is the nicer Baccara girls won't go upstairs for that price but it's a moot point anyways since the Baccara girls won't be there moving forward.

It is funny at times when you are seen with MP by girls for the first time. My favorite was when my favorite Sensations waitress walked up to both of us and said "How does a nice guy like you know someone like <pointing to MP>".

I found MP, to be a very nice guy and polite I think they actually believe MP was my son?