Pattaya Reports

[XXL]

News just in on May 7th:

https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand...-eight-beaches

Beach closures with a vengeance. Not that it makes much difference since the beaches are not really swimmable. Still.

[LittleBigMan]

She did a wrong translation from Thai to English.

When they say play computer, play internet, play phone or play anything else that is not related to a game, we should read "use", use the computer, use internet, use the phone.

So basically she said she doesn't use the Line application for whatever the reasons she quoted.

EXACTLY!

We take for granted and think because they speak some English that they can communicate exactly like us. They are missing so many words in their vocabulary so when they throw in a word they have used in the past to describe one situation and use it in another they don't know the meaning and think it is okay But it isn't it just confusing people if they aren't used to it. As you indicated they just play when it should be using " use ".

Another example when Mr. E, was having a conversation where he was located with the girl it was as simple as the girl not having enough vocabulary to tell him exactly where she was located so she use what she knew it can be confusing and frustrating to others. If she had the bullets in words she could describe exactly where she was located. I once use a word with a Thai lady said " do you realized " she snapped got angry " realized " was to her she was in the wrong and all her fault. Once I ducked and the knife flew by I never saw her again.

[MonkeyPaw]

They are not more expensive. You pay what you negotiate. The other day a chick told me 2000 for LT. I told her 1000. She immediately said okay. When she got here I asked her why she said 2000. She didn't say anything about her skin. She said because that is what guys at the Indian discos give her. Next time they come over ask them about their pricing strategy instead of us trying to guess at it.

I have no such luck. Call me "unlucky" Ducky. I've tried to to bargain before and got "no" as an answer. I've reached a point where guys on this site have sent in their Thai girl connections. Hey if you are stuck in your own home country and can't be here to help these girls eat or pay rent. Let Monkeypaw do the charity for you. Honestly, better me than another person on this board right? Lots of weirdos and psychos out there. I'm pretty transparent and you haven't heard a bad thing come out of these girls mouths about me, especially since I drink a lot of pineapple juice. Hopefully by know you understand the Monkeypaw standards to what I am willing to fuck. Nothing beats the gift of giving when you are able to help out a girl in need through these harsh and desperate times, even though you are thousands of miles away. All it takes is a quick message "My buddy is in Pattaya and since you need money, he needs hot girls. Click and send."

P.S. Unless you don't believe in this sharing is caring stuff. I was sitting and eating mangosteen on Buakhao and can tell you now, the psychos are out hawking desperate chicks offering as low as 200-300 baht or some food and alcohol in exchange for bareback sex. Like I said, better me or them? Who knows when they will run into the next guy like the Irish Briit with the machete.

[MonkeyPaw]

I think you guys are old enough to know that governments lie, stretch the truth, and hide things from the public right? How do I know? It's because as humans, we all do the same to each other. I can with 1000% sureness, tell you that "cause of death numbers" are easily manipulated and have been. I have first hand experience when it comes to crap like that. Somebody who is positive of COVID-19 can easily be listed as Acute Respiratory Failure upon death or Renal Failure upon death. Government funding of healthcare means government influence when it comes to the data... SNIP

Wrote the above a couple days back and saw this in the news today. Impressive for even Monkeypaw's standards. First hand knowledge is first hand knowledge. If you go back to my posts way back when, I spoke about being next to death beds and watching so many people take their last breaths, especially from HIV and AIDS. Hence bare back sex is now out the question for me. It's my prediction that one day, Coronavirus 19 will be equivalent to the common cold for the "right group of people" who have learned to build their own aura and immunity. The future of this world will be in the hands and minds of this group.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...-many-n1201441

[Blanquiceleste]

Once upon a time I spent 3000ST, 1500 BF, 1000 on drinks for this girl. Now she runs 2000, but does more freaky things because her options for customers is quite limited. So I introduced her to my friend, the "shocker" with a "snap. " What a champ!

I have done Mook too and spent about the same amount of money. But she stayed for LT instead. And went pretty wild after a few rounds of tequila in the room. She can be a Barbie but don't let that fool you folks out there, she can easily turn into Annabel.

[MonkeyPaw]

Yep, let's keep on confusing people to why it why not they should do something. Why are standards different for different people, different places, and different things? Franchises have more strict rules but their cleanliness and sanitation is better. Food stalls are poor and dirty in those areas but more relaxed. When people eat they are allowed to sit closer than 3 meters, mouths open, chewing food, and this is a droplet contagion. Yet when they sit, masked, they are expected to sit very far apart. Makes no sense at all. The people just want to know that the government sorta knows what it is doing. For the educated, we have no confidence in governments that are continually in debt and just print paper money or make people work longer and harder to make up for the inadequacy. By the way, the Tree Town food stalls just claimed the sidewalk in front of them. No more loitering or sitting on the sidewalk or carts. Chaos.

[Paolo99]

She said she does not play Line. She said that the memory on her phone was getting full so she deleted it. What does play Line mean? I see it as an essential communication application around these parts, not a game. To me what she was saying was akin to, "Damn my tool box is full, let me throw this hammer away. "

She did a wrong translation from Thai to English.

When they say play computer, play internet, play phone or play anything else that is not related to a game, we should read "use", use the computer, use internet, use the phone.

So basically she said she doesn't use the Line application for whatever the reasons she quoted.

[LittleBigMan]

I met a massage chick on WeChat a couple of weeks ago. She tried to get me for 500/hour to come over. No fucking way. Shop closed. So that means no shop to split the money with. You keep 100%. I pay you 200/hour. She gave in. Then she tried to send someone else. What is happening is that her and other girls from her shop are running the massages from the dating apps while the shop is closed. I said no way.. I want you to come, not someone I have not seen.

I had her stay 2 hours. When I tell you there were no extras on this menu. Even when I got up between hours to go to the toilet she ran clear to the other side of the room. I guess she thought I was going to try to attack her or something. Anyway, the shop she works at is on Walking Street. She said the rent for their shop is 150K/month.

A coffee buddy uses WeChat, they are bugging him day and night. A standard narrow 2/3 level townhouse shop runs you 15,000 baht a month majority of the time these massage shops are empty, not sure how they afford it even if they are living in it my standard guess was they could because most likely got a Farang sending them money each month so this is the best they can do to get out of the business. So many don't have real education nor any income to ever attempt to open a shop like this reason as soon as they nap on to a Farang you hear them say " small money " this is the same for girls opening salons.

There aren't a lot of hanky panky massage places out here my regular place for 10 years have been closed and I can tell you having foot massages and Thai massages for the last ten years 3 plus times a week I'm starting to feel tight my brother has them come to his house that isn't my thing and I don't like going to their place since they usually don't have A / see my policy never do P4 P on your home ground you never know if you run into your neighbor?

I was told one of the top Gogo pays something like 500,000 baht a month on rent and that isn't including the key money needed each time to have the privilege of renewing on W. S. When I heard that I spend an evening courting the heads for nearly two hours trying to average the drinks, payroll etc. To figure if it was possible?

[MonkeyPaw]

Chonburi PR have posted details of the latest order from the Governor to their Facebook (not sure if links to Facebook are allowed under ISG's "No links to competing forums" rule).

I believe the list is of businesses ordered closed runs to 31 July 2020 - it is slightly confusing as Google translates the date as 31 Nov. July 63 but this seems to be a Google translate problem where "Nov" is inserted into Thai dates, of course there is only 30 days in November. 63 is Buddhist era number for 2020.

The list reads (don't blame me for repetition and strange translation, this is how Chonburi PR posted it):

Cinema, cinema.

Pub Bar Entertainment.

Amusement Park.

Playground in water market and flea market.

Zoo Zoo.

Roller blade skating place.

Fun Billiards table.

Bowling game cabinet.

Game Shop Internet shop.

Public pool.

Rooster Stadium.

Fitness.

Conference Center, show center.

Museum of museum..

Almost the entire city of Pattaya relies on tourists or foreign income to be able to run. No tourists means no money. No money means businesses stay closed or reduce their overhead including staff. Reduced overhead means poor quality or services. Yes this even means "to go orders and not sit down at Burger King" which is still in effect as of today the 6th. And it also means no key money or corruption money for the government. So it all starts with the tourists and ends with the to tourists. And lastly, no vaccine, fear, travel restrictions, new travel requirements, increased travel costs (to make up for loss revenue) and reduced income means less money for travel. So yeah Pattaya and Thailand is pretty fucked. For a country that relied so much on foreign dollars, they could have handled this differently and not shift blame on foreigners or those who travel. I don't hear about flights crews who travel to different countries having to quarantine when they arrive back their home country. Eventually, you guys will realize this was all along about "control" "the haves and the have nots. " When the "haves of the world" fear, they will exert their control over "the have nots. " All about this thing called ego, power and control. Because if you look at these two pics. Ask yourself. "Were they really that necessary to break the masks and social distancing rules that they apply to others?" Yes l, you donate 2,000,000 baht. Thanks. But now is it necessary to take a photo and stand less than 1 meter for what purpose? Ego and power? What about the cops and the drug bust. Good job. But now why are they able to do that in the pic? Power and ego. Pattaya is pretty much shut down even as they try to reopen some businesses. Tourist spending just isn't there. So these locals better be fucking nice to me and the girls better all let me CIM because I've been here 60 days with God knows how many more, spending about 2500 baht per day on my entertainment, sex, and food. Accommodation are taken care of separate. This money comes from outside their country. Add insult to injury, the USA pulled trade privileges with Thailand so now the Thais are really getting screwed with no Vaseline. Not sure who runs this country, but their decision making sucks. So yeah, this is over when those in power don't fear anymore. And if you think the government is all too blame for loss jobs, who do you think asked them to shut down the businesses do to lack of customers and revenue. That way is easier to blame the government rather than say you are fired because I have no money to pay you. We learned this in MBA school and in school of "life. " It's called scapegoating. We are approaching chaos, where what we do doesn't even make sense anymore. The end must be near.

[Engine Driver]

I'm not a Thai culture expert, but is this look favorable amongst the Thais?

Of course it is. Everyone in Asia wants to be white. Being dark means you toil in the sun as a poor farm labourer, and therefore, are right at the bottom of the pile. Most of the rich elite in Thailand have Chinese heritage, hence their very pale complexion. Even the former prime minister Thaksin Shinawatra was Chinese Thai. It is very hard for Isaan girls to get respectable jobs (E. G. As office ladies) as they are discriminated against in their own country due to their dark complexion.

Same applies to the Philippines. The lighter skinned girls there have European blood and are seen as more desirable. India and Brazil are probably the worst countries in terms of discrimination based on variations in brown skin tones.

It's only the white mongers who lust after the dark skinned girls in Thailand and the Philippines.

[Mr Enternational]

Yesterday on Thai Friendly I ran into a chick that I knew. I have never fucked her, but I have met up with her at her job at a salon a couple of times. I said what the fuck? Why haven't you ansered my messages in Line? I have been trying to get with you but you don't answer. She said she does not play Line. She said that the memory on her phone was getting full so she deleted it. What does play Line mean? I see it as an essential communication application around these parts, not a game. To me what she was saying was akin to, "Damn my tool box is full, let me throw this hammer away. ".

I had a chick in Dominican Republic that was short on money for school. She said she would sell her computer to pay for school. I was like a deer in headlights. Well once you sell your computer how are you going to do your fucking school work? Why would you sell the car so that you can get gas money? She said you are right, I had not thought about that. Geez Louise.

[Mr Enternational]

they tried to touch my pocket. A lot of time they followed me. Or told me something that I ignored. They are aggressive with girls, they saw them as a sexual toys, for that they come as a group to envoy these toys with their friends. I know all of them are not like this. But 99% of them in beach road are dangerous, had a little budget, try to touch and kiss for free. They are dressed as if they walked in their villages.

You are full of shit and this post has ZERO information in it. Nobody tried to touch your pockets unless it was a Thai ladyboy that you mistook for an Indian.

A dangerous Indian guy in Pattaya? Get the fuck out of here.

Newsflash: Everybody sees chicks as sexual toys; that is why guys come to Pattaya!

Little budget? Chicks tell me that Indian guys are the ones who pay the most. No need to lie to me; I pay the least and find it no badge of honor or pride to be a big spender in a hooker haven. And they are the biggest customers in Soapys. They go there by the busload and after they have chosen girls the fishbowl is empty. They built 4 new Indian discos on Walking Street because they have a little budget?

What made me pay more attention to this post was when I read you say they are dressed as if they walked in their villages. 9 times out of 10 when I see an Indian guy in Pattaya he is wearing what White guys are always recommending people wear in mongering cities around the world; freaking pants and a button down shirt. The other 1 out of 10 times it will be a tshirt or golf shirt to replace the button down shirt. I have been to India a couple of times and yes this is the same way I see them dressed there. But you wrote it trying to be derogatory and you ended up making no sense at all. How would YOU recommend they dress? Matter of fact, how were you dressed sir?

The only thing you said about Thailand in that long ass post was that you gave chicks 3000 for long time. You have not mentioned shit else besides people mistaking you for Indian at gogo bars. You did not name 1 gogo bar you visited and you did not mention where you got girls for 3000 LT. And mfs are saying what a great post this was? What was great about it? This is a troll post if I have ever seen one.

[Gargano19]

Welcome. Great first post. Do upgrade to a paid membership along with the PM (private messaging) privileges.

+1.

His post was indeed quite good, would love to read more of his posts.

[Cool]

That's the main reason they love farang.

I thought they love farang baht. Most farang cannot speak Thai and are below average looking.

[Mr Enternational]

On the Darkside there aren't any GoGo's as you noted the majority of them are small business even before the virus how they stay opened was anyone guesses, these were paying 10,000 to 15,000 baht a month just for salons and massage shop. Sure this isn't big money compared to the rent in town

I met a massage chick on WeChat a couple of weeks ago. She tried to get me for 500/hour to come over. No fucking way. Shop closed. So that means no shop to split the money with. You keep 100%. I pay you 200/hour. She gave in. Then she tried to send someone else. What is happening is that her and other girls from her shop are running the massages from the dating apps while the shop is closed. I said no way.. I want you to come, not someone I have not seen.

I had her stay 2 hours. When I tell you there were no extras on this menu. Even when I got up between hours to go to the toilet she ran clear to the other side of the room. I guess she thought I was going to try to attack her or something. Anyway, the shop she works at is on Walking Street. She said the rent for their shop is 150K/month.