Pattaya Reports

[AliasDonkey]

A few bits of info I found out during my trip.

Pro Tip: Make sure it's not a Buddhist holiday when you arrive LMAO!

Pro:

After 24:00 a few places opened up for full business.

Con:

Went around most of Pattaya to find almost everything is closed down or serving only kids drinks. Didn't get the FYI on the holiday, due to poor communication with natives, till I got to LK metro.

Show Girls was the only Bar on LK Metro open after 24:00 that holiday.

According to one of the girls Show Girls are open till 04:00 every day. Dam those slave drivers.

Went to most of the bars on LK and didn't really see any lookers (matter of opinion). The office had one and Show Girls had a few to my liking.

Show Girls has a hot little Momma running the floor. She said no bar fine and she only does long time. GO-HOK!

Kinnaree has a few lookers and was a little busy on a Tue.

1000 for the girl and 300 for the onsite room with the soggy beds.

Girls apparently work at their whim or should I say their empty pocket books.

[Cool]

Last night I saw the Crazy lady that interrupted me and Mr. E non stop during a previous visit to a beer garden near Action St. Bars. She behaved herself because I had a date but she looked slightly unhappy I had a date. Apparently bringing your own date or picking another girl with keep the lunatic ladies away. Apparently she works there.

[Uncle Volodya]

Since she left a ton of pics on my phone, including some of her Thai BF and his rather small dick, here's one before deletion.

Very nice! Cute face an great body.

[Old New Guy]

Since she left a ton of pics on my phone, including some of her Thai BF and his rather small dick, here's one before deletion.

[Old New Guy]

Upon entering 3 tall Russian men in their early 50's siting at an outside table at the entrance started shaking their head and telling my girl she shouldn't be with me.

It's not the nationality, it's the mere consequence of the riff-raff that Pattaya attracts from all over the world. More than once I was close to brawl with deranged foreigners that were anything from unpleasant to obnoxious to aggressive. In my case it was most often another certain nationality, which I won't name as I still try not to hold prejudices.

[Cool]

Under Mr. E tutelage and guidance my last 2 bedmates were perfect. I actually had to send them home. My wingman pointed out a girl he was tired of banging. I knew there was something special if he constantly repeated. He also said she spent the night which is rare for him because a stranger in the bed means reduced quality rest and moonlight security guard / loss prevention duties. He can afford to hire a girl every night. She was thick with a banging body, 21, patient, loving, affectionate, sweet, caring, and attentive and in the top 10 percentile in bedroom skills if I compared her with her Mexican counterparts. I would rate her 7. 5+ on WG looks. All my friends back home fell over when they saw her pics and lovely assets and demanded more pictures. My wingman tipped me she could be as low as 700 bht ST. She agreed to that price when we met after he introduced us, however, once in the room she said she wanted 1000. I thought this chick is pretty hot and I'm not going to risk hot bedroom action and fireworks quibbling over 300 bht. To show her I was serious I placed 1000 bht on top of my safe even though she did not demand money upfront. After 25 minutes. Of making out, foreplay, and enjoying her lovely body and breasts she says she would like to stay LT for 2 k. I tell her she can leave when she wants but the offer for LT is 1500 or I will gladly give her 1100 for ST (3 hrs). Who am I to kick a hot passionate Thai young and tender out in the middle of the morning? I had no idea of her motivation, did she want a nice bed with AC all night, did she like me? (I think a little but I'm young and an exceptional dresser. I know a lot of older gents rather pass wardrobe savings to the hobby. Youth doesn't help me in MEX and Phils but it is an asset here). She took the bait and spent the night. I could tell early on she wanted to stay. Some would counter that I'm out 500 additional bht I could've used for new vagina the following night. As customary I rewarded her with a 100 bht shrimp lunch upon waking up. She slept better than me but this is her home country. I rate my experience a 9 and certified GFE and I likely will repeat in 2 weeks.

[Cool]

Rude. What were they doing or saying?

I needed Wi-Fi to make a purchasing decision and my girl said she liked Starbucks coffee so I went for it especially since they have new items on the menu. Upon entering 3 tall Russian men in their early 50's siting at an outside table at the entrance started shaking their head and telling my girl she shouldn't be with me. Like they paying for her and her families' bills. I'm sorry but the lame and off-brand don't make those decisions and dictate what makes my girl happy.

[Banana Boi]

I ran into some Russian haters at Starbucks that hated the fact we were together.

Rude. What were they doing or saying?

[Sr Diablito]

My Chinese wife and I just arrived in Pattaya. We have enjoyed threesomes in Phils and home but this is her first time to Pattaya. She's eager to get to Walkng Street and get a hot gogo girl for a threesome. Recommendations on any particular bar best for couples?

I know most anywhere any girl is game. But last night we went to Soi Cowboy in BKK (staying w friends in BKK so could not take away, just wanted to dip our toes in the pool.

After disappointing lineups in Crazy House and Suzie Wong, she spotted two lookers in Baccara. We bought them drinks and it went like this:

Introduced self, wife. Wife talked and flirted but not too grabby. Both gals said they never did girls. OK. Onward. Called it a night to save energy and money for Patts.

So today Baobao tells me I fucked it up and for tonight we are not married, we are just casual friends from Shanghai who want to party here. Let her get touchy feel then I join in. I'm confused but OK with it- Baobaos opinion is that the dynamic is unbalanced as we are a long established couple and that makes the girl more of an outsider (her GFs in SH shared that they don't like being w couples as its all unbalanced).

I would not have thought it mattered. But I'm no fool, I don't pretend to understand the female mind, be it Chinese, Thai, wife or playmate.

Your thoughts on locations and protocol / procedure appreciated.

Ira

I understand that the Devils's Den caters to couples.

[Cool]

Now, the suspense is killing me. And then what happened, Mr Ent? Anything come out of the contact info with the gogo girls? The only girl I saw I was interested in at an LK metro gogo (after the Lady drink she went back to dance) about 2 weeks ago, and claimed she couldn't go out. Another Isaan girl. Surprised me.

Either I imputed their number / line wrong or wrong #. The wily vet Mr. E thinks that is a low possibility. These chicks could be holding the bluff card hoping we go to their place of employment. They asked us 5 times during our lone encounter. We passed by there the other day but didn't enter. Just being acquainted or seen with Mr. E has perks. A lady 1 year my junior picked me last night and after day 2 she still wants to spend time with me and asked for no baht. She even offered me some of the whisky bottle she bought. Cue up the 'I'm a believer' sound from the Shrek soundtrack. Even going home for a nap, shower, and change of clothes for 3 hours of separation from me pained her. I ran into some Russian haters at Starbucks that hated the fact we were together.

[TesterTester]

I used to say that if I ever get married again then it would be to a Thai, Brazilian, or Colombian. That was before I was definitely sure that I would not be getting married again. I am too set in my ways and my patience is just not thick enough to handle the bullshit. Chok dee to FL Hawk if he decides to make that commitment.

I remember telling Haven a couple of weeks ago that he should have lightened up with the girl who acted like she was going to throw up. Now I am kind of changing my tune. I am starting to realize the level of immaturity exhibited by Thai women in general. At first thought, I imagined that it was just the uneducated farm girls around Pattaya that exhibited this behavior. But as I thought about it more, I have dated some pretty book smart chicks with master's degrees and good jobs in Bangkok that act the same way.

It is like these Thai chicks do not realize there is a time to play and a time not to play. The other night me and Cool were in the bar of a chick that I know. This chick appears out of nowhere. I had never seen her before. I am not sure if she worked there or what. But she kept doing some bullshit joking around. At first it was cute and we thought she would just stop after a minute. We were holding a serious conversation and tried to ignore her in hopes that she would just go away. But she kept coming back. Finally I had to confront her and tell her that we were having a discussion and to go away. It worked for a minute but soon she was right back doing the same shit again. We finally concluded that the chick must have been learning disabled.

My neighbor spent the night last night. She just woke up and keeps fucking talking to me even though she sees I am doing something. I hear that same story from a lot of guys. I have no idea how her boyfriend has stayed with her so long. (But he has paid for cars and houses, so maybe he has too much invested. All I have done is let her sip on some liquor that I have had in my room forever.) After a couple of hours I am ready for her to go. But as a coworker once told me, there is a pot for every lid.

Last night she wanted to spend time together because I am leaving soon and her boyfriend is coming soon. She said that at first she thought it would be okay, but the last couple of days when she saw me with other chicks she started to get jealous. So she may move somewhere else. Seriously?

But anyway, last night she was drinking and had the glass on my bed. I told her to be careful because she should not have the drink on my bed in the first place. And what ended up happening? She spills the fucking drink. Then she laughs about it. Needless to say I was pissed. All I could think about was the adage that you pay them to leave. And this being a free chick...

About a month ago my main wingman said he was in Tesco Lotus with a chick he regularly deals with. I think they were sitting at a table eating ice cream and having a conversation. Out of nowhere she just started ignoring him for no apparent reason. He left that broad right there in the store. After a while she started sending him messages asking where he was because she couldn't find him. He told her that he was back in the comfort of his own room and was not going to put up with her shit.

And I have found that sometimes Thai chicks like to pinch you or bite you or even worse bite you dick and then laugh about it, as if it is fucking funny. Usually when they do that shit I clock them in the head.

The other night I was with a chick who just would not stop laughing and smiling. We are in mid fuck and the shit just continued. I kept asking what the fuck are you smiling about. I thought I was fucking the damn Joker or something.

I guess the more time that I spend in Thailand, the more I notice the little idiosyncracies that I did not notice before.

Son of a b. Now she was just playing with my dick and making the shit hurt. I knocked her hand away and she started laughing about it. Let me get this damn girl out of my room!

I concur with you that Thai girls are usually immature. I have had experiences with many who play ridiculous mind games just like you mentioned. I probably shouldn't call it "mind games", but just "games. " And yes, I agree with a previous post that it is because they want attention.

Anyway, your post is well written and funny to read. Funny in a good way, not a bad way.

[Haven123]

As you please. But see what happens here, you told us a nice story, complemented it with with sophisticated science (or science-fiction) references and some more. But when I replied humorously with my take, which you'll forgive if it's rather simplistic compared to your, I'm the one going beyond objectives?

Ah, no. My friend. I would love to go further. But I was afraid that the other members of the board may not appreciate it. I'd be happy to continue the dialog on this subject via PM if you want? Or in person when we meet next?

[Old New Guy]

2. On the second subject, I think you may not have understood what I was referring to. It's not ' lost souls matching' or any such stuff. I think I better let it slide. Beyond the objectives of this board.

As you please. But see what happens here, you told us a nice story, complemented it with with sophisticated science (or science-fiction) references and some more. But when I replied humorously with my take, which you'll forgive if it's rather simplistic compared to your, I'm the one going beyond objectives?

[Old New Guy]

After a satisfying pursuit, sexual interlude and release they begin to bore me to distraction within a very short time.

Yes. I did a 3rd repeat with a fresh, attractive young girl, and kinda regretted mid-way through. She did everything right in and out of the bed, and could be even excused from not having any sex drive to speak of, but certain small things adds up pretty quickly, won't tell the details, just small stupid things. Today she calls me reverse charge (which I refused) from a friend's phone. And then says she called in sick at the bar. Sick like what, I ask? No answer... I told her I wanted to be alone. In this case I'll admit that the problem is mostly with me being unnecessarily difficult, but for stories like Mr. E. told, the only answer is to show the door. Years ago, I was visiting a girl (with which I had slept before) in her room, I don't how and why but no sex was involved, she just wanted to have a tea together. At some point I acted stupid, wanted to touch her boobs or some shit and insisted, I was ejected (luckly by the door not the window) within 2 minutes.

[Haven123]

Electronic (RFID) keys, supposedly can't be copied. At least, not for a couple bucks. The landlord can selectively block them, which is needed due to the high tenant turnover.

Among foreigners in Thailand, there's a simple sentence to say that: "my girl is different". Now, I'll spare a discussion on whatever science is behind this phenomena, but most believe that if any, is not related to Statistics or Lost Souls Matching.

1. On the keys, I did not know they were RFID keys. Good to know. Heck I don't have RFID keys. And can make copies at the local Home Depot. Every apt I've lived in or house I've owned. So, looks like Thai key security for apts is advanced tech!

2. On the second subject, I think you may not have understood what I was referring to. It's not ' lost souls matching' or any such stuff. I think I better let it slide. Beyond the objectives of this board.