Pattaya Reports

[Lefeu]

Agree, been in Angeles last November and I prefer to speak with Thaigirls.

Are you guys serious? You must have visited a different AC than I did. And Thai girls speak better English? You've got to be kidding tirght?

[Christian G]

I know! One of the positives of The PI is supposed to be that the people speak English. But you can't understand a damn thing half of them are saying LOL!!

Agree, been in Angeles last November and I prefer to speak with Thaigirls.

[Turgid]

We clearly go to a different Pattaya because out of the 1000's of girls I met in Pattaya only 3 did not speak English well enough where I had to use Google translate. Many of the Thai girls I hang out with have better English than people in my home country who don't even know the difference between "your welcome" and "you're welcome".

Which Pattaya bars are you meeting all these non English speaking girls?

Sorry to have gotten you in a tizzy. I'm not in Pattaya now, LOL. I'm holed up in my residence here in the good old USA green with envy of you guys in Patts getting all that p...y. I posted my question in the Pattaya section as it is the one with the most Thai activity on ISG. I imagine that the girls in Pattaya are more English proficient than others. I am connecting online with some Thai chicks in other parts of the country to pass the time and learnt that many Thai girls do not speak English. I am wondering how successful it is for blokes to have relationships with those girls, not just p4p. You guys may know gents who have such relationships.

[The Cane]

That is what tickles me about guys that say they prefer Philippines because chicks there speak English. In my opinion these chicks in Pattaya speak and understand way better English. Sure Filipinas can string a couple of words together, but their comprehension skills are in the shitter.

I know! One of the positives of The PI is supposed to be that the people speak English. But you can't understand a damn thing half of them are saying LOL! But come to think of it, I had the exact same problem in London hahaha!

[Mr Enternational]

We clearly go to a different Pattaya because out of the 1000's of girls I met in Pattaya only 3 did not speak English well

That is what tickles me about guys that say they prefer Philippines because chicks there speak English. In my opinion these chicks in Pattaya speak and understand English way better. Sure Filipinas can string a couple of words together, but their comprehension skills are in the shitter. Even when I did not speak any Thai, I never had to use any type of translator in Pattaya. Most people seem to speak enough English.

Chick that is in my bed right now I picked up off Tinder yesterday. She said they learned both English and Chinese in school when she was growing up. Another chick I mess with has a 2 year old son and she has only spoken English to him since he was born. I speak more Thai to him than she does. I guess she is not counting on him needing any Thai, or maybe he will learn it later.

[Dg8787]

How do you guys succeed with having non-pro girlfriends who don't speak English? Do you guys speak Thai?

What's there to talk about? Eat, sleep and fuck.

Use hand finger signals.

One finger to eat.

Two fingers to fuck.

Three fingers to sleep.

[Downandup]

How do you guys succeed with having non-pro girlfriends who don't speak English? Do you guys speak Thai?

Banana Boi is mostly right, there are some that don't speak a little English and if they work any place that falangs will visit then they learn a little. Very few don't even understand a few relevant words and then Google Translate will help.

[MeatMan]

Mine is 38, her son is a 20 yo loser who's been busted from drink-drive twice, and she's from Chiang Mai, not Issan.

Which means that as fine as her pussy and ass is now, it must have been phenomenal when she was 18.

Well done!. I stayed with a couple of women from Issan and we're both still in contact to this day. One is from Buriram province (Sateuk) and the other is from Nakom Phanom (Phon Sawan). The things I've done make me shake my head. I will be going back again soon. I love an adventure!

[TherminMermin]

How do you guys succeed with having non-pro girlfriends who don't speak English? Do you guys speak Thai?

I have been pretty successful with thaifriendly non-pro chicks using google translate and the iTranslate app. I use those apps all over the world and they are pretty effective. Good luck homie.

[Banana Boi]

How do you guys succeed with having non-pro girlfriends who don't speak English?

We clearly go to a different Pattaya because out of the 1000's of girls I met in Pattaya only 3 did not speak English well enough where I had to use Google translate. Many of the Thai girls I hang out with have better English than people in my home country who don't even know the difference between "your welcome" and "you're welcome".

Which Pattaya bars are you meeting all these non English speaking girls?

[Turgid]

How do you guys succeed with having non-pro girlfriends who don't speak English? Do you guys speak Thai?

[Chacal60]

Man, I tell ya, women from Issan STAY poppin' these babies out at young ages. (That is if she is from that part of Thailand).

Mine is 38, her son is a 20 yo loser who's been busted from drink-drive twice, and she's from Chiang Mai, not Issan.

Which means that as fine as her pussy and ass is now, it must have been phenomenal when she was 18.

[MeatMan]

She said her mom was only 38. I told her to show me her pictures. She was stunning. She said her and her mom got their nose jobs from the same doctor. (Again guys think chicks are around here not being able to afford food.) I took her home at 11 this morning and gave her 1100 baht. I better send her a message to ask what time her mom will be ready tonight!

Man, I tell ya, women from Issan STAY poppin' these babies out at young ages. (That is if she is from that part of Thailand).

[Mr Enternational]

Great time last night. Met a chick on Thai Friendly. 21 years old. We traded Lines and I went over and saw her background picture was her and a guy passed out nekkit in a bathroom. I sent her a message asking why her and her boyfriend are sleep in the toilet. She immediately changed the picture and tried to avoid the question. But my personality is to keep asking; and she kept trying to avoid it. I went to pick her up straight away and we went to a spot in Jomtien to get something to eat.

She asked me if I go to that restaurant often and I told her it was only my third time. She said that she used to work there. Wait a minute. How could you have worked here if you have only been in Pattaya for 3 months. But you know these chicks. She used to live here before! She said she was supposed to go to Malaysia but was recently arrested for drunk driving and having an e-cigarette.

She said she was in jail for 4 days and it cost 45,000 to get out. I said but I know people and they said they paid 10,000. She said it is 10,000 if you can get money on the spot. She said the price went up when she had to be in jail. The person there told her if she did not have the 45,000 then they would process her and transfer her to wherever and she would have to spend 48 days in jail. She told them they might as well do it now then because she did not have that kind of money. Her mother ended up getting the money together to get her out (yet some of you believe chicks are not having enough money to eat).

I asked her why she would have an e-cigarette when she know it is illegal. She said everybody does it. That seemed to be the answer she had for everything she does that is fucked up. She said she told the police that it was her friend's but they did not buy it. And you don't think that is not everybody's excuse? I said so now you can not go to Malaysia to see your father. She said how you know I was going to see my father. Psychic reading bich.

We left the restaurant and she wanted to ride around Pattaya to see how empty it was. We rode on Walking Street then went down to Soi 6 before heading to the Buakhao market and going back to my place. Earlier she had told me that her mom said not to believe anything that Black men say. So when I got home I called my dad and put him on the speaker. I told him and he said well tell her your dad said not to believe anything that Thai women say.

I hung up and she took my dick out and started sucking it. What the fuck. Can I take a shower first? She said no. She kept sucking and then she finally got up and asked for a shirt. She went in to take a shower. When she came out she said that she had to talk to her boyfriend so do not say anything for 5 minutes. It was a Black guy with what sounded like a New York accent. She told him that she was at her friend's but she was getting sleepy. I went to take a shower and came back. She was writing to the guy. I told her that she was writing too much and what to tell him to get him to stop. Eventually the guy called back (no idea why he did not do video call). She told him that she was sleeping, eating, and watching TV. I was laughing my ass off. Later I said nobody is going to believe you are doing all three of those at the same time. But I guess not everybody is like me.

She got off the phone and showed me a video of her sucking somebody's dick. Don't know if it was the guy on the phone or who. But I wanted mine sucked the same way. I had to do a video conference with my best friends to show them what a good job she was doing on me. She definitely is not camera shy. We finally got to fucking and everything. It was a great session.

I noticed she had a surgical scar down the middle of her back and asked her about it. She said that she was married to a guy from Kuwait and they got into a fight and he threw her over the balcony. Her back was broken. She showed me the news story on youtube of the video when they came to scrape her off the ground. Her dumb ass told the police that it was an accident. She said she had one surgery where they worked on part of it. The guy went back to Kuwait and she didn't hear from him. She said she was using a wheelchair and some foreigner came up to her when she was out and about. He ended up paying for another surgery for her that got her back to normal. She said that both together cost 750,000 baht. I wish I had money like some of you guys!

Maybe she posted some pictures somewhere because her husband realized she had another guy and told her she would have to pay him 500,000 baht for a divorce. I think the same guy that paid for the surgery paid him off. How the fuck could a 21 year old go through so much shit? I am 48 and have not been through half the shit that she has. If I had, then I would have locked myself in the house by now; not going out looking for more trouble.

She started sucking my dick again and trying to fuck. I told her that I was about to go to sleep and was not doing anymore fucking tonight. She said that I should be her mom's boyfriend. I told her that I didn't want anything old except money. She said her mom was only 38. I told her to show me her pictures. She was stunning. She said her and her mom got their nose jobs from the same doctor. (Again guys think chicks are around here not being able to afford food.) I took her home at 11 this morning and gave her 1100 baht. I better send her a message to ask what time her mom will be ready tonight!

[Gargano19]

Whether its a pandemic, a financial crisis, a political crisis / war zone that turns people's lives upside down its always the less fortunate that suffer the most. It's human nature to think of ourselves and families first but I feel it need not stop there. I feel those of us who live in Thailand and have made it our home have a responsibility to help where we can. If I had a relative back home that was in need of money I would of course help them first but the safety net in the west now more now ever will in the majority of situations be sufficient to see them through this. Not so here. Depending on one's individual circumstances I would suggest we try to help girls we have gotten to know over the years and who are in serious need. A few hundred baht here and there goes a long way in a village in Essan. Just my two cents.

Well said.