Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

As long as she understands that it's just business, and she doesn't pull the "I your girlfriend now" crap, afterwards,

They only do that with suckers. Look how many guys on here admit to be terrified to walk by a bar after they have fuck a chick from it or feel obliged to get the same chick once she sees him.

[Explorer8939]

When I go a new bar, often I won't buy a drink for a bargirl, I buy for the mamasan first. If she is doable, sometimes she will end up in my condo after the bar closes.

As long as she understands that it's just business, and she doesn't pull the "I your girlfriend now" crap, afterwards, she will help me with selection of ladies, and warn me about the bad ones.

[Explorer8939]

About Thai customers in bars: apparently small bars that allow Thai men don't let them use short time rooms. ST rooms are totally unlicensed, and the fear is that any Thai man could be undercover police. So, if they drink in a bar, that's okay, and they can barfine ladies, but cannot use ST rooms.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

The lesson was, if you marry a Thai lady, don't let her roam Pattaya without you.

Hahaha I'm afraid it's not only valid in Pattaya.

[Explorer8939]

I ended up in a Thai bar last night, a hole in the wall off Pattaya Tai.

The night started off with drinks at my condo with a Thai lady. Normally, drinks with this lady end up with us rolling around the sofa, but she just got married to some German guy, so I was not going to do anything. I asked her what happened to her Thai boyfriend and she said she didn't fuck him anymore.

After a couple of hours, we left for a Farang bar, picked up a friend of hers, and then headed for a Thai bar. Within seconds of our being seated, 2 Thai men appeared. I sprang for Sangsom for everyone, and more Thai men appeared, plus one Thai lady for me. The Thai lady could speak zero English, but was quite lovely.

Apparently, one of the Thai men was the boyfriend of my married "date", so she had a good night.

The lesson was, if you marry a Thai lady, don't let her roam Pattaya without you.

[Lefeu]

For those of you that trim instead of shave. What length do you trim down to?

Does / did anyone wax? Is it worth the extra pain and chance of ingrown hairs to have a smoother finish?

My trimmer gives me only 2 options, and I always use the shortest, I. E. Cut the most hair.

I tried wax once. Never again, too painful.

[JohnnyO]

Very guest friendly. There is a security guy at the gate who holds a girls ID if you walk in with them but if you're on your own bike they never stop anyone. Its always a dude, and they are pretty friendly iirc. You will see very obvious bargirls everyday around there leaving in the morning or lounging at the pool. I stayed there last year and thought it was good. However there is construction on bukhao 15 now so I would not book anything without checking that out first.

Thanks for your input.

[IHeartIpa]

Hi, can someone please tell me if these condos are guest friendly, will I have to pass through a reception to get to my room. Thanks.

Very guest friendly. There is a security guy at the gate who holds a girls ID if you walk in with them but if you're on your own bike they never stop anyone. Its always a dude, and they are pretty friendly iirc. You will see very obvious bargirls everyday around there leaving in the morning or lounging at the pool. I stayed there last year and thought it was good. However there is construction on bukhao 15 now so I would not book anything without checking that out first.

[Goatscrot]

I use a Philco also and recently upgraded to this model from a pure beard razor also made by Philco. It was on the advice of a male Walgreens clerk and I have to say on body hair such as the chest area, it works very well, though recommend trimming with scissors first to reduce some of the electric razor work. It cost about $70 for this model but worth it. The Philco also holds a long charge too.

Been using disposable razors and soap since 94. Shave the shaft, cods, taint, and keister every other day. I'd never get smooth enough with an electric.

[Explorer8939]

One issue that most mongers ignore is the lady who is on ice or yabba. Functionally, the problem is they can't sleep after fucking. If you make them stay until morning, they don't sleep and may bounce against your hotel room walls.

But the big problem is your proximity to them if they are stopped by the police.

There is no way to identify these ladies in a short time, I only know about ladies using ice if another lady tells me, or if they are caught. You don't want to go with a lady who has been caught recently, because they may working with police now.

I know of people who sell ice who turn in some percentage of their customers to the police as a condition of being allowed to do business.

Be careful out there!

[JohnnyO]

Hi, can someone please tell me if these condos are guest friendly, will I have to pass through a reception to get to my room. Thanks.

[Tomasb]

I use a Philco also and recently upgraded to this model from a pure beard razor also made by Philco. It was on the advice of a male Walgreens clerk and I have to say on body hair such as the chest area, it works very well, though recommend trimming with scissors first to reduce some of the electric razor work. It cost about $70 for this model but worth it. The Philco also holds a long charge too.

Sounds good but it would be embarrassing for an old guy like me being serviced by some lady giving me a wax job. But then again, maybe not.

Yea I suppose it's courteous to the lady since I don't like licking hair when I go down on them either.

Interesting, that looks worth a look.

I used those hair cremes in the past but was always afraid to use them on my nuts. Any burn down there is magnified pain. I've used a razor and I've also used a trimmer and nicked my balls and was not a pleasant sight.

[Turgid]

Sounds good but it would be embarrassing for an old guy like me being serviced by some lady giving me a wax job. But then again, maybe not.

Yea I suppose it's courteous to the lady since I don't like licking hair when I go down on them either.

Interesting, that looks worth a look.

I used those hair cremes in the past but was always afraid to use them on my nuts. Any burn down there is magnified pain. I've used a razor and I've also used a trimmer and nicked my balls and was not a pleasant sight.

I am hairy from head to foot. In my first visit to China many years ago the first set of girls I went with were so grossed out that I shaved my chest and pubes with a razor, and did not like the chore. Now I just can't be bothered.

[Breadman]

So I'm at a bar today and two girls who I've seen on different occasional are there and now they are friends. They've both done BB with me so I figured I'd try them out for a threesome. We get upstairs and they both say 'no, use condom'.

So the girl puts on the condom, gets it down around 3 inches. And I do my normal 'both of you in doggy'. I'm not one for 'try to find the pussy'. Pounding away on the first girl, have them both in doggy and then realize these girls only pulled out one condom. They weren't thinking 'lets switch condoms between girls'. With no fresh condom in sight I had to test out the theory that it never occurred to either of them to swap condoms when swapping. So I did just that, pulled out, one step to the left please and 'insert here' into the other girl. No complaints. "A few moments later". A step to the right. And into the first girls pussy. Again. No complaints just moans. Back and forth I went, testing the theory that eventually logic might prevail. Nope. I was getting tired of doing the shuffle so got the smaller one on top of the other so I could do fast pussy pops. All 4 holes vertically aligned. The top girl can't keep it up so she goes back to doggy next to the other so I go to pull out. And no condom on my dick. So now what? So I put my dick back into the girl who was on the bottom bareback and try to think it out. Which girl has the condom? I was doing that pussy popping really fast and hadn't been paying much attention. So 50/50 is what I'm thinking. I need to find it or both girls will be digging in their respective pussies. The girls kept their heads down so I pulled out and picked one to finger and felt the condom. Luckily managed to get it out without anyone seeing.

So. You can't put a condom back on in this situation. So I shuffled over and put my dick into the one who hopped off now trying to figure out how to get out of this situation. How long can I keep this up without getting caught? The odds sure didn't seem in my favor, fly too close to the sun and you come falling back to the ground. Took me a few minutes to figure out what to do. So I pulled out and snapped the condom so the girls would turn and then left a load of cum on each of their assholes and watched it dribble down to their pussies.

[Gonz0]

Yes, my picky Korean fav urged me to stop shaving for that specific reason. As the hair starts to regrow, the stubble can be itchy indeed. So, I stopped shaving. She is now pleased with my grooming. My groomer is a Braun device, which allows me to set the length of the cut. Got it at Costco for around $20, a year ago. It works great.

Absolutely! I trim everywhere that her mouth will go.

I often give the trimmer to some bar girl staying the night and have her trim my back where I can't reach. .

Put a gaurd on a cheap trimmer and trim everything. No need to shave.

For those of you that trim instead of shave. What length do you trim down to?

Does / did anyone wax? Is it worth the extra pain and chance of ingrown hairs to have a smoother finish?