Pattaya Reports

[Explorer8939]

The good news is that Pattaya will reduce its quarantine to 1 night in November.

The bad news is that my Friday night lady is Covid+ and will be taken to a hospital tomorrow.

Which means I got full on exposure 6 days ago.

[GuyReynolds]

Meanwhile, I started to feel effects of the flu in the afternoon, but I seemed to have shook it off. Maybe due to the massive amount of tequila that I drank.

This made me laugh, reminded me of a scene in two and a half men.

Charlie: Alcohol is poison.

Nephew: If it's poison, then why do you drink it?

Charlie: Because there are things inside of me that I need to kill.

Just wanted to say this part. Don't worry, I'll see myself out and make sure the door doesn't hit me LOL.

[Explorer8939]

Crapola.

My barfine for tomorrow just reported a positive Covid test. Fortunately, she lives in an isolated farm, and probably didn't infect anyone. Except that she came to my place a few days ago, and showed symptoms at the end of the night. Which means that I sat in a small room with a symptomatic Infected person for a few hours.

The good news is that I am triply vaccinated, but I will get tested.

[Explorer8939]

Well, this different.

I invited a lady to come to Koh Larn yesterday, and she asked if a friend could come for the afternoon to go to the beach. Afterwards, the friend made noises about renting a room so she could drink with us. Amazingly, she paid my hotel for her to sleep in our room on an extra bed, paid for her own beer and her food. I drew the line at a free fuck, though, that would be too expensive for me.

Meanwhile, my barfine was a classic exhibitionist MILF. So there was drinking and cavorting. Now they are gone, and I am waiting for my next lady to show up.

[Explorer8939]

Yesterday was my last heavy duty day, where I scheduled 3 shifts of ball buster ladies. Meanwhile, I started to feel effects of the flu in the afternoon, but I seemed to have shook it off. Maybe due to the massive amount of tequila that I drank.

Today, I go to Koh Larn for 4 days, with a different lady visiting me each day. It will be a good rest for me, just lazing at the beach.

I notice that most of the ladies aren't self starters, so if I don't touch them at all, they don't do anything, but if I get a little touchy feely with them, they go into Beast mode and then I have one or two ladies climbing over me. So if I am tired, I can hold off on the usual routine until the last hour or so.

I can categorize the ladies according to how much dick they get: those with boyfriends, those with no boyfriend but with customers, and then those with no customers or boyfriends. Obviously, those who are not getting dick are hornier, and those getting banged every day are usually not horny at all. Ladies with a regular weekly customer are far less horny than a lady with no customers, I think if they know that they are going to get laid for sure, that lessens their appetite. But, YMMV, you might have a different experience. And yes, a lady with a boyfriend might be fighting with him, and ready for a revenge fuck.

[Cucumber]

...She likes getting her pussy licked, but can't finish. And she likes it hard, which leaves my mouth sore the next day. Most ladies are very particular how they like pussy licking, and I can't remember what each lady wants. Or some want finger fucking. I have a lady trim my fingernails for that. Anyway, tonight I have a lady coming who will lick the pussy of the other lady, after a few drinks, so I can take a rest today.

That is one of the most insightful (and funny) things I have read in a while. Sounds like you are my doppelganger.

[Explorer8939]

I ran into a extra horny lady yesterday. Almost from the moment she walked in the door, she wanted to fuck. We went to the bedroom and the next thing I knew, it was late evening and I had 2 ladies waiting for me downstairs, the next shift had arrived.

Unfortunately, one of the late evening ladies announced she had the flu at bedtime. So now, I have to wait out the incubation period to see if I am going to be sick next week.

[Explorer8939]

My first 2 ladies were a couple of MILFs, but I was not especially motivated. They were curvaceous and eager to please, but I was not with the program, at least not immediately. So there was drinking and playing around, but nothing out of the ordinary.

My ex came over with another lady in the late afternoon. Maybe I was still not motivated, because they were more irritating than anything else. As you would imagine, anytime the other lady tried something, my ex would do something to get my attention. No, I won't have my ex come with another lady again.

The overnighter lady was eager to please. She took a shower with me and washed me down good. Then gave me a long BBBJCIM, and I fell asleep.

Somewhere along the way, the ladies cleaned my condo. The lady who came the day before brought toilet bowl cleaner and cleaned my bathroom. So I can relax today, except I have 3 shifts coming. Unlike a Soi 6 lady who can't really pick her customers, I can arrange the schedule to alternate the ladies who are heavy duty WWE wrestler types who require a lot of work from me, with ladies who only drink or just do BJs and require nothing in return.

One of the ladies who came yesterday has a Tomboy, and when she was drunk, she admitted that she only gets off with a Tomboy, and then only if they do clit to clit humping. She likes getting her pussy licked, but can't finish. And she likes it hard, which leaves my mouth sore the next day. Most ladies are very particular how they like pussy licking, and I can't remember what each lady wants. Or some want finger fucking. I have a lady trim my fingernails for that. Anyway, tonight I have a lady coming who will lick the pussy of the other lady, after a few drinks, so I can take a rest today.

[SuperLove]

Almost all men love BJ's, well I don't know any man who doesn't and if the girl loves performing it even better for me, that makes it all the more enjoyable and pleasurable. Lately I have been with many girls (in India) who love their BJ's (BBBJ) and do it for long long time and that is a welcome change trust me. I get super horny to fuck after a top Quality BJ.

I had a civvie over just for drinking, no money. She made Italian food, we drank wine, and made out. Almost like real life.

Then a bargirl came over for the night, pulled off my clothes, pushed me back on the sofa and gave me a lengthy blowjob. I got sleepy and we went into the bedroom where she gave me a lengthy blowjob again before fucking me. Sometimes I think some ladies enjoy blowjobs more than I do.

[Explorer8939]

Slow day yesterday. Due to a miscommunication, only one lady showed up for the first ship. She was plenty "horny", though, after an hour of drinking, she couldn't keep her hands off my dick, and spent an hour doing HJs and BJs. To get her stop, I took her into the bedroom for pussy licking. Not easy, she was like a bucking bronco, and would wrap her legs around my head.

The next lady was hot out of the gate. So, it was more HJs, BJs, and sloppy kissing. After a couple of hours, I couldn't take it anymore, so I politely sent her home. One note: this one said she likes ladies, so I will pair her up next time.

The overnight lady braved the torrential rain to come to my place. Usually she likes me to put a couple of fingers in her pussy and ram her hard. She will grab my arm to get me to go harder. But last night, she claimed that one finger hurt, so something is up. Maybe a prior customer gave her a sore pussy.

I haven't been to Camel Toe lately, but the ladies tell me there are plenty of customers there now.

[Explorer8939]

I held off booking any ladies for this week until this morning, and my phone rang all day. Or rather, Messenger made noises all day.

I don't use Line, or Thai Friendly, but I have Facebook contacts for many ladies. Those contacts lead to their friends, who often request to becoming friends.

So, now my dance card is filled through Friday, 3 shifts a day. I try to schedule the ladies so that I don't get 3 shifts of manhandlers or ball biters in one day. I left Saturday open in case I forgot someone.

I have some ladies who have Thai boyfriends, so they can't do overnights.

I also try to pair up ladies who interact with each other, it lessens my workload. Actually, the ladies want a man in the mix so they don't feel gay. If I sense the ladies are ready to go, I will escort them into the bedroom, where one lady will lie back and the other lady will do the pussy licking and nipple biting, leaving me to finger fuck the lady. It's not always effective, as some ladies like external stimulus only. But sometimes, it will drive the lady to cum.

Next week, I will spend 4 days in Koh Larn, with one different lady every night. Not sure who, yet.

[Member #4753]

Don't worry about them.

Jealousy is the new black.

They just wish they could be there.

Likely having never experienced a Thai covid lifestyle they can't comprehend what can and does happen.

I know if I wanted to, and was single to do so, I could have the same exactly here in Phuket.

With little to no difficulty.

If I had his energy I could do the same in BKK.

[Explorer8939]

I had a civvie over just for drinking, no money. She made Italian food, we drank wine, and made out. Almost like real life.

Then a bargirl came over for the night, pulled off my clothes, pushed me back on the sofa and gave me a lengthy blowjob. I got sleepy and we went into the bedroom where she gave me a lengthy blowjob again before fucking me. Sometimes I think some ladies enjoy blowjobs more than I do.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

You have paid me a great compliment.

Yesterday, I had a lady come over in the afternoon who didn't do anything but drink, which is why I scheduled her, sometimes I need a break.

I had an overnight lady who drank and fucked (I pay 2000 baht for LT). She woke up an hour ago and cleaned my condo before she left, taking the trash with her. Yeah, that IS unbelievable.

Don't worry about them.

Jealousy is the new black.

They just wish they could be there.

Likely having never experienced a Thai covid lifestyle they can't comprehend what can and does happen.

I know if I wanted to, and was single to do so, I could have the same exactly here in Phuket.

With little to no difficulty.

[Explorer8939]

Get real dude, nibody believes this shit.

Johnie.

You have paid me a great compliment.

Yesterday, I had a lady come over in the afternoon who didn't do anything but drink, which is why I scheduled her, sometimes I need a break.

I had an overnight lady who drank and fucked (I pay 2000 baht for LT). She woke up an hour ago and cleaned my condo before she left, taking the trash with her. Yeah, that IS unbelievable.