Pattaya Reports

[ElMexicant]

The lovelies from a Soi 6 Bar. They all asked for 1000 on the last trip. We declined. But good luck to others! By the way, somebody pointed me to YouTube. Now I clearly understand why one is just happy to get anything at any price. Happy Hunting.

[Vendelo]

This is Pattaya. No need to dress like you are going to a fashion show. Just bring money. All being fancy is going to do is get people to want more money from you.

I typically dress nice, but will reconsider since what you wrote, makes sense. Its not like I'm seeking a girlfriend / wife.

[Forty Drinks]

If you want to see what's available in Pattaya check out Mr sins on kick livestream.

He puts real girls on Cam. Just everyday girls that are available to us. Very representative of what's available.

I'm sure many would go for 1,000 or even Less. LOL. Hahaha.

[Forty Drinks]

We are living in a strange world. In BKK section guys think high end 10,000 girls are into Anal Rimming.

In Pattaya we have two lower end paying guys arguing over 500 baht over Ugly Girls.

Yes there I said it. 1,500 and below you will have girls Chomping at your feet for a Bargine. All Unattractive in multiple ways. Some Unattractive like you wouldn't believe.

[ElMexicant]

Personally, I've never been there. I think I may have walked by there with a couple of other guys to check out all the bars. They do have a Facebook for Area 52. Interesting looking set of girls / non-girls that work there. Not my taste. But I can see why somebody else would want to buy a big titty "gender unknown" a drink or two. It's hot out and people do get thirsty. As long as you have fun, your personal choice is all good to me. Just make sure you pay the going rate of 1000 for a beer bar (person) and no more. I repeat BEER BARS are 1000 + 500 barfine before midnight. It's less after midnight and not 1500 or 2000. No drinking games. By the way only Coke Zero! Which is the best Coke EVER!

P.S. : Do your homework and find out the going rate and stick to that. Don't be like my buddy that visited Pattaya for the first time. And when he exchanged cash at a TT Exchange booth, he gave a 20 baht tip, because there was a tip box. I asked him why and he replied "it's only 20 baht. " Oh yeah, but that still doesn't explained why you are tipping a money exchange worker. Because there was a box that said tip? Really, I think some people forgot how to "think. ".

[Mr Enternational]

After watching countless videos filmed on the streets of Pattaya I am convinced of one thing. Men really need a revolution in the way they dress. We'd be way better off walking around looking like extras from "The King and I" than the shabby beggars that we almost all look like. Myself included. LMAO.

This is Pattaya. No need to dress like you are going to a fashion show. Just bring money. All being fancy is going to do is get people to want more money from you.

[Sir Lancelot]

My friend Macca arrived in Pattaya this morning. We met at my favourite breakfast spot, Sports Lounge overlooking soi Buakhao where my full English cost 179 baht. It was good to catch up. He arrived a few days later than me because he found a great deal on a flight but it included a two day stopover in Shanghai. It rained both days he was there, so he was glad to see some sunshine at last.

He's staying at Centara Nova, a four star hotel nearby. I was interested to see it, so we walked to the end of soi Buakhao, turned right on to Central Pattaya Road, then left on to Pattayaklang 12. His hotel is located shortly up this road but if you follow it to the end it comes out directly opposite soi 6. The hotel seemed nice and his room, costing about 1100 a night was a step up from mine, although he told me was woken at 5 am this morning by a cockerel outside.

We decided to go for a foot massage. Macca got an attractive 25 year old with a sexy body, I think I got her mum. Her saggy boobs flopped on to my feet when she leaned forward to massage my thighs and tried to upsell her services. The massage cost 150 baht for an hour.

After a quiet afternoon Macca and I met in Annie Jacks at 6. 30 pm. We had a hassle-free drink inside the bar, watching girls try to weave their magic on guys walking down soi Buakhao. There were some pretty girls and no lady-drink pressure at all, my kind of bar. They have a two tier barfine system of 1200 or 600 after 11 pm. I suspect not many of the pretty ones will be left at that point though.

I bought a drink for a girl at Area 52 who had big tits. So far on this trip I've fucked two girls and both of them barely had any tits at all, so I was looking to find some curves tonight. She was nice enough but conversation was a little difficult, then she dropped her sang som and the glass smashed all over the floor, which nearly caused the mamasan to have a seizure. My girl mopped the mess up before going to stand at the front of the bar again.

I walked Macca through Tree Town and around Myth to give him a taste for the place and then he wanted to see an old favourite place of his, Papagayo on soi Diana. En route I started getting severe stomach cramps. I was near my hotel so rushed back. I hadn't eaten anything since breakfast apart from a packet of crisps so I'm not sure what caused it. 20 minutes later I headed out again, hoping to catch Macca at Papagayo but he wasn't there or any of the nearby beer bars.

I still wasn't feeling 100% so considered calling it a night but decided to go for a quick walk up soi Honey to see if anything could tempt me. In the year since I was last in Pattaya, this street has got it's act together. It still has the seedy massage shops but now has a series of bars with some younger girls sat outside.

A cute girl flashed me a big metallic smile outside one of the bars so I took her inside for a drink. I would normally divulge the name of the bar in my diary as I think information like that adds value to the report and may help people find bars and venues for their own trip. [Deleted by Admin]

I assumed the girl would quote me a barfine price but she told me the room upstairs would be 500, so essentially these bars have the same setup as soi 6. She added that her cost was just 1000 baht. She led me up two sets of stairs to a room with a view, overlooking the bustling soi LK Metro. We waved to the people below before she closed the curtains.

'I no blowjob' she said when we lay naked next to each other on the bed. That was to be the only drawback of an otherwise excellent session though. We fucked in multiple positions, the highlight of which was spooning her hard from behind, her head flung back as I held her small tits. She rode me Asian cowgirl, both feet planted on the bed, long hair falling on to my chest, until I came. We both showered and she asked for my Line before I had chance to get hers.

It was midnight so I decided to head back to my hotel. I popped in to the 7 Eleven directly opposite the entrance to soi LK Metro for some snacks and noticed there were three girls wearing silk dressing gowns with logos of the gogo bars they work at, buying snacks. The bars prohibit girls giving their Line details inside the bar but maybe lingering inside this particular 7 Eleven could be a good tactic for getting their details, to try to arrange an afternoon meet without having to pay the exorbitant barfine prices.

[TooDirty]

After watching countless videos filmed on the streets of Pattaya I am convinced of one thing. Men really need a revolution in the way they dress. We'd be way better off walking around looking like extras from "The King and I" than the shabby beggars that we almost all look like. Myself included. LMAO.

[Margaya]

I was advised to check out pharmacies in Pattaya for generics so went to first one. Got quoted 300 bahts for a pack of 4 x100 MG kamagra. No, Thank you. Went to 2nd and 3rd on BR. Same price. Huh. One guy on street offered the same for 200. Tried them, they were at par. Then found another guy selling for 150 and finally a last one who agreed to 125 bahts which is close to the price in India.

Regular 100 MG kamagra. They all worked fine.

Also picked lovegra by mistake. LOL I did not realize it is marketed as female viagara. Seems to work as well.

[Sir Lancelot]

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[Turgid]

.... By the way, outside of Texas the best food is in Thailand.......

May I suggest to you a visit to Peru?

[Explorer8939]

If you have a choice, it's always better to come to Pattaya after Songkran, which is when the bulk of the tourists go home.

The month of May is particularly good, since most ladies hang around a few weeks after Songkran hoping that there won't be a Low Season. Around May 1, the ladies start to return to the village to wait out Low Season.

In July and August, some sponsors stop sending money to their bargirlfriends, after 6 months of throwing money down the toilet, they give up. So, those bargirls head back to Pattaya to find another sucker who will send them money. Of course, they are sad because their sponsor stopped sending money.

Remember, never give a lady money if you are not with her. The last thing you want to do is give a lady a financial incentive not to see you.

[ElMexicant]

Footnote: I was intending to include photos of girls, albeit with their faces blurred, with each diary entry as I thought it would add a bit of interest for anyone reading but it's taken just one post for Elmexicant to expose a girl's identity via a tattoo, a pretty shitty thing to do by a guy trying to prove a laboured point about girl prices. Yawn. So unfortunately I won't be including girl's names or photos for the rest of my diary.

I am quite sure 1000%, I wasn't the one who named the bar, listed her age, and forgot to blur the tattoo. Her name and pics are plastered all over their Facebook page for the public to see, so what secret agent identity are you really trying to hide? I swear is there a correlation with COVID vaccines and rose in simping? Anyhow. If Mixalot doesn't to want to post anymore pics, let me be the first to compensate.

Soi 6, 19 year old bar girl. 1000 baht + 1 drink + 400 room + 300 extra for video memorabilia. Recognize the sheets and mirror placement, then count yourself as a seasoned vet, and you know which bar. If not, then feel free to go look at all the rooms in every bar in Soi 6, until you find out. These were the prices I live for. Fight the power and quit messing them up. Full video for sale for 2 large chicken kebabs, no onions, only from Master. Enjoy.

[Sir Lancelot]

After sleeping off jetlag and getting a new lightbulb from reception for my bedside table, I decided to get a massage early afternoon. Nothing seedy, I needed a back and shoulder massage after the long flight yesterday. There are a number of places on soi Lengkee but I settled for a place on soi Buakhao where the girls sit outside wearing red and white uniforms.

Downstairs were rows of men getting their feet massaged but I was ushered upstairs to a curtained cubicle and my masseur worked her magic for the next hour. It wasn't a pleasurable massage, at a few points I thought she might break my ribs she was leaning that much weight on to me, but it did the trick and was 250 baht well spent. When she was on top of me massaging my shoulders, she did the old oil massage trick and tickled my balls, whispering 'you wan special massage?' She was a game older girl, not my type at all, so I feigned ignorance.

During the afternoon I relaxed in my room, whiling away half an hour on Tinder. I swiped right to a curvy lady called Cake. I'd like to give her oral to disprove the theory you can't have your cake and eat it.

I messaged Sam on Line to see what time we're meeting later and he told me that he is feeling ill so would give it a miss. He told me he was skint last night so I think he's probably rationing himself. As a result I was on my own tonight.

After devouring a tasty plate of pad krapow gai and a sweet and sour pork dish at a small Thai restaurant near my hotel, it was 7. 30 pm. I went for a walk along soi Buakhao and passed one of the popular bars, where I twice barfined a lovely girl a couple of trips ago. There were a few pretty girls trying to cajole thirsty farang inside but I didn't see her. I didn't expect to as girls change bars so frequently.

I turned down soi Pothole, which has some good bars with much cheaper barfines than Tree Town. From experience Pitstop and Inferno can be good bets, although I saw a nice girl sat outside Brussels Bar and White Angel. It's fun just walking up these streets, waiting for someone to catch your eye.

Then a crazy coincidence happened. The girl I looked out for at the bar earlier rushed to me from outside The Den and gave me a hug. We went inside and I bought her a ladydrink as we caught up. She looked as good as ever.

'We go to room upstairs?' she asked. It was too early in the night though and I've got her Line, so I might invite her to my hotel another time.

Two years ago I was having a quiet beer on Tree Town when a lady got chatting with Sam. She had a pretty younger girl with her, her daughter it turned out, who I got chatting with. She didn't work in any of the bars, she worked at a shop that sold frozen yoghurt at Terminal 21. I paid her a visit at the mall next day and we agreed to go out for a coffee in a few days. But then I got covid so my date with a beautiful 20 year old slipped through my fingers.

A few weeks ago she told me that she now works at Las Vegas agogo on LK Metro, so I decided to pay it a visit. Would she remember me? 12 girls were dancing topless, including a few beauties, but she wasn't there. I waited for the second dance shift and again, no luck. An exquisitely pretty girl sat next to me, exactly my type, but I told her about my mission to find Miss T21. I told her the girl's name and she called over the mamasan but neither could work out which girl I was talking about and I didn't have a photo of her on my phone.

I bought the helpful girl a drink for her assistance. She was beautiful (and was a very sexy mover when she got up on stage) and in other circumstances I'd have barfined her in the blink of an eye. That said, the barfine prices are crazy, 1500 for a 'model' and 1800 for a 'coyote'.

After wandering l through Tree Town, I found myself in Myth Night beer bar complex. I bought a drink for a pretty blonde wearing a Barbie top in one of the bars. She was 22 and although she spoke little English she made an effort. I wanted to barfine before midnight to help me catch up with my sleep, so decided to short-time her. The bar-fine was reasonable at 500 baht and although she asked 2000 for short-time she quickly accepted 1500. The other girls shared a joke with her as we left bar hand-in-hand and five minutes later we were back in my room. Come on Barbie, let's go party.

The sex was great. She gave me a really good blowjob as she leaned across me, giving me a great view of her at work. I slipped on a condom and fucked her slowly in mish, then she lifted her knees in the air and I fucked her harder. She had lovely honey coloured skin and tiny tits. She rode me expertly, grinding her hips in to mine before she started softly groaning, then louder, until she began quivered uncontrollably. I love it when a girl gets in to it. I slapped in to her doggy style until I came, then got her to sit on my face and gave her oral as she gripped the headboard of the bed.

Great sex to conclude an enjoyable night.

Footnote: I was intending to include photos of girls, albeit with their faces blurred, with each diary entry as I thought it would add a bit of interest for anyone reading but it's taken just one post for Elmexicant to expose a girl's identity via a tattoo, a pretty shitty thing to do by a guy trying to prove a laboured point about girl prices. Yawn. So unfortunately I won't be including girl's names or photos for the rest of my diary.

[Buksida]

Yes, sex without condom is a thing in Thailand. Buyer beware. You will often see guys bragging about doing multiple women a day all bareback on here. It is worse in the Philippines. If you like GFE and hate the bar scene you may want to check out Thai Friendly and places like Hua Hin.

Between Wonderland, Soi 80, Soi Selakam and Soi Binthabaht as well as Maldives and the Thai places, Hua Hin has more than a hundred bars!!