Pattaya Reports

[D Cups]

the ho's came out and hammer the road and recreated the holes so customers would slow down and pay more attention to the ho's. Thai speedbump?

Surely you jest.

[LittleBigMan]

Please explain how they just paved the street a couple of months ago and it is already full of potholes again.

Simple I will explain it to you although I think you already know a bit of sarcasm on your part so I hope I can answer for others.

There are no drains on the Soi and most likely never will be due to cost and even if they overlook the cost and put them in when it rains where will the water actually go has anyone seen or even heard of a reservoir in Pattaya area. When it rains on that particular Soi there is nowhere for the water to go. All they did this time was rake the old material off and lay down the same porous composite throughout the Soi from 3rd Road to Soi Baukhao. Their engineer solution on each side of the Soi where there are shops they try to roll it up as close as possible to the entrance.

When it rains and the water level rises it sips under the new road composite which is just dirt, the dirt becomes saturated turns to mud thus causing the new composite to move and breakdown. Thus after two prior large rain storm today there are more and more potholes. Showing up again.

One can also say it wasn't the rain but the shop owners particularly all the massage places that didn't like how smooth the road had becomes which allowed bike and cars to travel faster so late at night the ho's came out and hammer the road and recreated the holes so customers would slow down and pay more attention to the ho's. Thai speedbump?

[Downandup]

Please explain how they just paved the street a couple of months ago and it is already full of potholes again.

Soi Pothole is a long standing nickname.

[Rob Jones]

Please explain how they just paved the street a couple of months ago and it is already full of potholes again.

Easier then changing the Soi's nickname LOL.

[Mr Enternational]

Soi Chalermphrakiat, aka Soi Pothole, aka Soi Chaiyapoon has a number of full service massages.

Please explain how they just paved the street a couple of months ago and it is already full of potholes again.

[Downandup]

Which are the best soapies? And which are the best massage places which also offer amazing extras?

Stay away from the big soapy massage places (Honey, Sabai Room, Sabai Dee and Rasputin), none of them are very good and they are all overpriced. Find a small place where the girls don't wear a uniform and ask if there are any extra's available. Soi Chalermphrakiat, aka Soi Pothole, aka Soi Chaiyapoon has a number of full service massages.

[Kamsutra69]

Pattaya with family? And how do you get out of that?

Would love to read a report on it.

The last time I was in Pattaya was about 8 years ago. I am sure a lot has changed since then. I will be there later this month. And I need help. The forums are much more lively then before and so far I have gone back several pages but my findings on reports aren't that hot.

So, Pattaya regulars and seniors, please help me. Which are the best soapies? And which are the best massage places which also offer amazing extras? Will be traveling with family so no chance of having any hotel action.

Thanks in advance.

[Roger Sideways]

Cialis generally lasts longer than Viagra, but each person reacts slightly differently. I find I get better erections from Viagra, but Cialis can last 24-36 hrs.

Viagra gives me an erection.

Cialis gives me a headache.

YMMV.

[Mr Enternational]

The last time I was in Pattaya was about 8 years ago. I am sure a lot has changed since then.

Nothing has changed. Still men and women meeting up to exchange pussy rental for money.

[Rapid1505]

The last time I was in Pattaya was about 8 years ago. I am sure a lot has changed since then. I will be there later this month. And I need help. The forums are much more lively then before and so far I have gone back several pages but my findings on reports aren't that hot.

So, Pattaya regulars and seniors, please help me. Which are the best soapies? And which are the best massage places which also offer amazing extras? Will be traveling with family so no chance of having any hotel action.

Thanks in advance.

[Rob Jones]

Then you probably weren't doing good E or coke, it's not called "coke dick" for nothing. Also, from personal experience, E + coke negate each other (could also have been the K), and I took 50 MG of Viagra to try to get long enough stiffy but failed (it was fun trying!

I've done a lot of combinations with a lot of working girls in many countries, the best is oxy+kamagra. Did 10 sessions over a 12 hour period at FKK Mainhattan.

When I was experimenting with drugs Viagra wasn't invented LOL.

[Halcyon901]

When I used E and Coke etc I didn't need Viagra LOL.

Getting out of bed is as adventurous as I get these days.

Then you probably weren't doing good E or coke, it's not called "coke dick" for nothing. Also, from personal experience, E + coke negate each other (could also have been the K), and I took 50 MG of Viagra to try to get long enough stiffy but failed (it was fun trying!

I've done a lot of combinations with a lot of working girls in many countries, the best is oxy+kamagra. Did 10 sessions over a 12 hour period at FKK Mainhattan.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

In our model of post-totalitarian democracy, individual freedoms are shrinking more and more and must now submit to the currents of thought of minorities. So it is with the tariffed love and if it is possible to associate it with a relent of colonial exploiter it is even better. Suffice it to say that you are going to a holiday resort in Thailand (only in addition) to be immediately suspected of going to exploit the human misery and it is those who have never been there who speak about it the most and the strongest (and see is even better if it annoys them). For those of you, do not worry, one day your turn will come when you come to control who you bring in your bed and if what you do there is well in line with the doxa.

Coming from Sensations, just after avoiding a shower as brief as violent, last night I enter the Windmill full of ground floor until the floor created there is little. I immediately feel good in this atmosphere over-excited young and old perverts friendly. I sit in my favorite place just at the foot of the dancers. Maybe the girls of the place are not the most beautiful of Walking Street but they give an atmosphere that makes it a truly unique place. I'm always happy to leave tips in skirts or socks.

After having some appetizers and beers in the buffet, this time I sit in front of a blonde with embossed hair, smiles and the current pass instantly. After a few jokes together, it's useless to know how to speak Thai or English to understand each other, she just straddles me and we play like kids. In my fog ethyl (I have the happy alcohol) it is only after several minutes that I realize that she has a glass eye. Not very well posed, it is really visible once you realize it. But we are both feel so good that nothing disturbs us. On the contrary, I have only more tenderness and affection for her. This is also the alchemy of Pattaya.

But I have a plan matured before for my evening and I have to go now because I have a date for my evening massage and before I have to go before finishing my tour of the gogos. I leave with a big heart like that saying "You're very beautiful" by slipping (a tip of course and) a lot of tenderness and why not, love?

[XXL]

When I used E and Coke etc I didn't need Viagra LOL.

Getting out of bed is as adventurous as I get these days.

When I did, I needed boner pills with a vengeance, in order to counteract the wasting side-effects and in order to last all night. My routine as a sober monger feels soooo suburbanly tame in comparison now, only suckin' & fuckin' with girls 25 years younger. Boring. "Juventud, divino tesoro ..."

[Rob Jones]

Viagra, Cialis, if you want to derail the thread at least have the guts to discuss something a bit adventurous. Like sex on shrooms, on E, .

When I used E and Coke etc I didn't need Viagra LOL.

Getting out of bed is as adventurous as I get these days.