Pattaya Reports

[Downandup]

It's becoming more common to find girls that can't be barfined in Pattaya. I call them "coyotes", since they are there as eye candy to draw in customers, but the term has other uses in Pattaya.

There have always been drinks only ladies in Pattaya, but now it is widespread. It is possible that bar owners are encouraging this to generate more revenue from drinks, since drink money generated when a lady goes with a customer is zero.

I've heard that in the past few months it's been very hard for bar owners to hire girls and they have been forced to increase salaries and drinks commissions, so the girls are making enough to be selective about who and how often they will go with a customer. I'll be testing it out myself in a few weeks.

[XXL]

I had picked up the Whatsapp of this Kenyan MILF calling herself Sofia. She came to my hotel for ST. Naked body markedly worse than when clothed, plus some blood on the condom.

Upon leaving she wanted 100 be "for taxi" (I had paid her 1500 which is already more than she's worth). I refused, whereupon she wanted only 40 be. No way. She went away in a huff.

This girl was not even in her country yet she was very close to making trouble. Then you wonder why mongers come to Thailand instead of going elsewhere.

[Explorer8939]

Really? I'm still not convinced Explorer has ever set foot in Thailand. He hadn't during Covid when he was posting every day about visiting venues that were closed. Maybe he caught up since then? He's welcome to PM me so we can meet and I can remove him from my ignore list.

Obviously, I am in Pattaya, and have met some posters here in Thailand.

Will it rain tonight? Maybe.

Here's a hint: go into Maggie Mays, buy a drink for a lady, and instead of saying "cheers", say "salud". The lady will ask you to be the DJ for their YouTube. Don't play classic rock, play Becky G, and everyone will be happy.

[RacShack]

Really? I'm still not convinced Explorer has ever set foot in Thailand. He hadn't during Covid when he was posting every day about visiting venues that were closed. Maybe he caught up since then? He's welcome to PM me so we can meet and I can remove him from my ignore list.

Spot on, spot on, I don't get it, it's a fairy tale I think also, I've known 4-5 board members invited him for drinks and just to meet, don't hold your breath on that offer bud! Stay safe travel smart!

[XXL]

Explorer makes this thread fun again. Even if you think he is all BS he does bring up points that are pertinent and can be discussed.

Really? I'm still not convinced Explorer has ever set foot in Thailand. He hadn't during Covid when he was posting every day about visiting venues that were closed. Maybe he caught up since then? He's welcome to PM me so we can meet and I can remove him from my ignore list.

[11Bravo]

Personally for me unless you can name specific bars you went to and tell us which bars are good for that week it isn't useful information for myself. Some may find vague or outdated information useful. We all look for different things on this board I guess.

TOTALLY agree. A TRUE FR has the where, when, scene, drink prices - beer, lady drink (especially if above or below normal), bar fine cost, asking price, accepted price, services rendered (I don't need the blow by blow details, but a general description. Big difference between oral only and FS), LT / ST. THAT IS ACTIONABLE intel. Why I think SirLanceLot, NewtonYork, and MANY others are informative and have cred. I do try to practice what I preach, and those encounters that won't include the above don't get posted. Certainly room here for comments, discussions, etc. , it IS a free forum, but seems to me, some litter more than others. Those that pay for Senior status, thanks. Those that make Senior by CONTRIBUTING actionable intel, thanks. But those who post just to build up their post numbers for Senior status; without FR's, no street cred.

'I want go with you after I finish' she said

Another wg translation:

I want go with you after I finish = You're tonight's safety net.

[Sir Lancelot]

We were having breakfast as usual at Sports Lounge, overlooking soi Buakhao, when a familiar face walked past. It was my favourite girl from Vixen who I gave barfined twice, walking with a middle eastern guy who had obviously long-timed her the night before. She saw me and smiled, but it was an awkward, embarrassed smile as she hurried past.

'Pass Lance the tissues' joked Sam but I didn't mind at all. It's her job.

After breakfast I got more money out at an ATM and bought some food and drink for my room. I also went to a little nick-nack stall on soi Buakhao and bought a small pair of scissors as my hair is growing quicker than bamboo.

Each day is beginning to take a similar path. By mid-afternoon I get bored and decide to find a girl. I walk up soi Pothole and soi Diana but see nothing that takes my fancy, so jump on a songthaew to soi 6.

I didn't want a long afternoon of drinking and deliberation, I just wanted a quickie.

About a quarter of the way down I saw a cute girl sat on a stool at the front of Sexy in the City. I took a stool inside but she didn't once look over, a bad sign. However I watched as a tall girl took photos on her phone of the other girls, probably for the bar's social media page. Jokingly I stood up and adopted the same sexy hand-on-hip pose the girls were doing and she took a few photos of me, before asking for my Line so she could send them to me.

I bought her a drink and enjoyed chatting, so asked about prices. The room is 400 and she asked for 1500 but accepted 1000.

The room was on the first floor and after we showered, she kissed me passionately, then nibbled her way down my body and gave me an excellent blowjob. I love it when girls tease you before they start sucking. She flicked the tip of her tongue on the end of my dick, which was extremely pleasurable, before taking me in her mouth with a series of long, deep sucks.

I put a condom on and fucked her in mish. There was a mirror at the end of the bed and it me laugh when I saw my reflection and had her cheap red lipstick smeared across my face. I looked like The Joker!

I fucked her hard doggy style in front of the mirror and then she rode me until I finished. I was dripping with sweat. It was only when we'd finished she thought to turn the air-con up.

During the sex she did something I dislike, she bit me. It wasn't a love-bite either, it was a proper bite. I'm praying I don't bruise with Ted Bundy style teethmarks on my neck!

It's a 20 minute walk back to soi Lengkee from soi 6. From 2nd Road I turned left on to soi 9, which leads to Tree Town. It was about 4 pm and the lovely Jen saw me approaching, standing in the middle of the street and holding her hands like binoculars. It was strange to see her in her casual clothes without makeup on. I turned right on to soi Buakhao and said Hello, to my favourite girls at Vixen and Booby Trap, both at the start of a long shift.

I bought a couple of tasty pork bao buns from a street vendor and soon it was time to go out.

I met Sam in the usual place but was shocked to see his top lip swollen like he'd been in a fight. He told me his girl had bit his top lip during sex and now he looked like he'd had a botox botch job.

As is often the case, we started with a few drinks along soi Buakhao. We had a drink in Booby Trap, then another in The Bay, lured in by a pretty Hello, girl with a nice figure. She spoke excellent English so was worth buying a drink for. My favourite girl was all over me in Vixen, anxious to make up for her cool demeanour a few nights earlier. I told her I'd barfine again before I fly home on Sunday.

Area 52 was surprisingly quiet and the reason became clear when we went to the newly opened (and bizarrely named) Ass 95. Three of Area 52's prettier girls were stood out front, looking particularly sexy in schoolgirl uniforms with black and white kneesocks. It must be a sister bar, owned by the same people. I hope it results in two good bars, as opposed to one bar diluted across two venues.

We went to Oh Bar and I had to laugh at the girl's reaction to Sam's swollen lip. There was no sympathy at all, they just laughed hysterically. I bought a drink for the cute girl I like, who doesn't speak much English but likes to tickle me at inopportune moments. She's ramping up her flirting, sticking her tongue in my ear and kissing me goodbye. I decided I would return to the bar and barfine her later.

We had a drink in Pretty Bar, which had a very pretty girl outside, head and shoulders above the rest, before Sam decided to barfine his girl from Area 52. She's the one who bit him on the lip so god knows what he'll look like tomorrow!

Owen and I went to Sexy Bar, a lively bar but not a place to go to pick up a girl as they're all performing in front of a webcam.

It was 12.30 am when we decided to walk down soi Pothole. We stopped for a drink at Inferno. The girl who came to my room a few nights ago but I allowed to leave because she was acting moody was there. I don't like animosity so bought her a drink as an olive branch. She was a different girl, clinging on to my side, smiling and flirting.

'I want go with you after I finish' she said and despite my better judgment I agreed for her to come to my hotel after the bar closes. What could possibly go wrong I thought to myself.

A little further along is Brussels Bar, which had a pretty girl dancing sexily in the front. I bought her a drink and and she told me she was 20 years old. She had a round face and what I'd describe as chipmunk cheeks. Owen, who was having a lot of fun with an older waitress, gave me another Thai phrase to practice on the pretty girl. I carefully repeated what he told me and both girls laughed uncontrollably. I'd told her 'I love you'!

I got back to my hotel and freshened myself up, waiting for the girl from Inferno to arrive after she finished work. My phone buzzed at 2. 05 am. It was a message from her.

'I go eat with friends first, see you at 3'!

I felt like banging my head against my bedside cabinet.

But things got worse when she finally arrived at 3. 20 am. She'd forgotten her ID card so the security guard at my hotel refused to let her in! For the second time she'd cost me a girl-free night.

[Banana Boi]

Explorer makes this thread fun again. Even if you think he is all BS he does bring up points that are pertinent and can be discussed.

Personally for me unless you can name specific bars you went to and tell us which bars are good for that week it isn't useful information for myself. Some may find vague or outdated information useful. We all look for different things on this board I guess.

[Mr Enternational]

Would you all rather have the girl tell you she rather be with someone else. Hahaha.

Not a good method to build up a Book of clients.

And having people waiting around for you when you have no intention on showing is a good method to build up a book of clients?

[Mr Enternational]

No offence to anyone but I hope mods create a separate thread for Explorer, MrE and few other senior members.

There is lot of casual conversation happening and very little of value getting shared for other users.

I read recent 5-6 pages and there is nothing of value.

What info do you need sir? The place is cut and dry. Come here. Find a chick that you like. Fuck her. Pay her money. Repeat as many times as you like. It does not get any simpler unless you are looking for someone to help stick your dick into her.

[Explorer8939]

I am not happy tonight. I had a lady scheduled to come to my pool villa at 20.00. About 20.30, she sent me a message that she had come. I went outside, no lady. I asked her to turn on Messenger Location, which showed her a block away. I gave her directions, but she got lost. And lost again.

Finally, I called her on video, and she showed me where she was. I told her to turn left in Thai, she turned right. Finally, she pointed in the right direction, and I told her in Thai to walk forward. She eventually made it near my pool villa.

When she came in, she announced she was on her period.

[MartinFlevo]

Well, I don't mind. In my case it has usually been about sponsors coming or customers taking them for 1-4 weeks, so it's understandable as it is stable income.

Same. But the stupid liles are just SICK and can also piss me off. Saying a chick got a sponsor or whatever. But sending 1 messages a DAY explaining how much she misses me and whatever bullshit is just annoying as fuck.

[Knobrm]

Well, I don't mind. In my case it has usually been about sponsors coming or customers taking them for 1-4 weeks, so it's understandable as it is stable income.

One just took off to Krabi for 10 days today and she was open about it already more than a week before. Funnily enough she tried to come by yesterday before leaving today, but I had a deal with another one already so had to pass and wait when she back. Another one told her sponsor coming for couple of weeks next month but not confirmes dates yet.

Just like rental cars or rooms, if someone makes a booking for longer time period, you just need to find another car or room for your short term needs during that time.

Rhetorical question.

Would you all rather have the girl tell you she rather be with someone else. Hahaha.

Not a good method to build up a Book of clients.

[Tim Timms]

No offence to anyone but I hope mods create a separate thread for Explorer, MrE and few other senior members.

There is lot of casual conversation happening and very little of value getting shared for other users.

I read recent 5-6 pages and there is nothing of value.

Explorer makes this thread fun again. Even if you think he is all BS he does bring up points that are pertinent and can be discussed.

[JasonSilva]

No offence to anyone but I hope mods create a separate thread for Explorer, MrE and few other senior members.

There is lot of casual conversation happening and very little of value getting shared for other users.

I read recent 5-6 pages and there is nothing of value.