Pattaya Reports

[Tim Timms]

About the girl who worked Soi 6 3 days did you ask how many customers she had that her Tittie's hurt so bad?

Are you bad boys squeezing them like an orange trying to extract every ounce of juice. Hahaha.

When I play with Thai Girls tittie I do so respectfully and kindly. Hahaha.

[Tim Timms]

There is nothing wrong with having fun with 1,000 baht girls.

The issue is they are 1,000 baht girls.

Many have asked me why are they so cheap. They go look for themselves and get back to me and we laugh loudly.

[Tim Timms]

So I came back for my nice rack MILF who had danced so provocative for me, as I had promised her. But she "betrayed" me as I knew could happen. And perky nipples I couldn't discern when they came out. Probably better next time to come back at 1 am and go in, or come at midnight and do the selection then and stay with them.

Or, perhaps I interview all the ones I might like, and peomise them all I will take them, and so if more than one remains available, stick to my word.

I wonder if they charge barfine if you take her out a half hour before closing? Well, I'll find out next time. Tomorrow I have to go back and frown at my date and interview perky nipples. Or I skip this joint and go to the next, then come back in a few days.

And I don't need to prove anything to Paolo and yes they are lazy but there are exceptions. When I'm done with the gogo routine I'll venture to find those. May I ask approximate age of Paolo? Because that is the key here, breaking through the age discrimination. Tomorrow I'll extend my stay for another 45 days. Glad I'm not in a life of slavery labor.

Too complex bro. If you like Agogo girl just take her. Once you build repoire than you can start playing games like avoiding Barfine or getting her at 75% discount on her down time, have her clean your room etc.

[Tim Timms]

Where? I want to go!

Guatalajara or Brazil?

[GentileBear]

Paolo,

found a new playground populated with smokin' hot girls who are super passionate in bed and just 7 hours and 45 minutes from my hometown.

Where? I want to go!

[Sir Lancelot]

I don't recall seeing any reference to your age. Are you by chance young, handsome, and smiling, which could greatly contribute to your pull with these girls?

No, not at all. I'm mid-forties and in decent shape (plus the girls love my whiter-than-white skin and blue eyes) but the main thing going in my favour is I smile a lot and have fun with the girls, so they usually like me. On this trip I pole-danced with one girl, let another put lipstick on me and took 'happy hour' placards from other girls to help them lure in customers. These girls must get bored of the same 'what you name, where you from, where you stay?' conversations 30 times a day, so I try to stand out and make them laugh. My modus operandi is to make it as little like a job interview as possible and make the girl smile and relaxed. When you buy a girl a drink, you've got a 10-15 minute window to make her like you enough to want to spread her legs, it's that simple. Everyone on this forum has different tactics and there is no right way, but it works for me.

[Paolo99]

I wonder if they charge barfine if you take her out a half hour before closing?

Yes, even the last minute before the bar closes.

May I ask approximate age of Paolo? Because that is the key here, breaking through the age discrimination.

Mid Forties.

[Paolo99]

Paolo,

I freely admit that. Read my last post. I am just honestly reporting what some of my pals who have visited the area tell me plus what I have read in many recent reports about various Go Go's that I used to frequent all the time. I have never said you can't have a good time in Pat and at some point in the future I will endure the 24-hour flight and return not just to LOS but to Phnom Penh, Jakarta, and the PI as well. I just represent a number of punters who were locked out of Thailand and SEA in 2020 and who found a new playground populated with smokin' hot girls who are super passionate in bed and just 7 hours and 45 minutes from my hometown. The more choices we have the better.

Hi Axel,

I didn't have anything to say about your posts and I fully respect your thoughts and considerations.

We all come from different places, I personnally have a flight of "only" 12 hours to reach Thailand and I fully understand that a 24 h flight is a whole different story.

I just cited your name to point out to Stinky Squid that there's no point in citing someone that's not even on the ground to justify what he was saying.

[MartinFlevo]

Tomorrow I'll extend my stay for another 45 days. Glad I'm not in a life of slavery labor.

How you get 45 days? Extention for visa exempt is 30 days. Not 45. Thats only when you ENTER the country.

Besides that the name of the Gogobar would be helpfull (even better if tagnumbers of the ladies you talk about).

[Stinky Squid]

So I came back for my nice rack MILF who had danced so provocative for me, as I had promised her. But she "betrayed" me as I knew could happen. And perky nipples I couldn't discern when they came out. Probably better next time to come back at 1 am and go in, or come at midnight and do the selection then and stay with them.

Or, perhaps I interview all the ones I might like, and peomise them all I will take them, and so if more than one remains available, stick to my word.

I wonder if they charge barfine if you take her out a half hour before closing? Well, I'll find out next time. Tomorrow I have to go back and frown at my date and interview perky nipples. Or I skip this joint and go to the next, then come back in a few days.

And I don't need to prove anything to Paolo and yes they are lazy but there are exceptions. When I'm done with the gogo routine I'll venture to find those. May I ask approximate age of Paolo? Because that is the key here, breaking through the age discrimination. Tomorrow I'll extend my stay for another 45 days. Glad I'm not in a life of slavery labor.

[RacShack]

Sounds like you're not even in Pattaya.

What's the name of the bar opposite to Lollipop in soi6?

And what's the name of the adjacent bar on the left when you're back is facing Lollipop?

I can see him now from moms basement looking at utube videos to answer questions, funny!

[SandyBaby]

Brethren, Visited pattaya last time. As it was first, didn't know what to expect. Took girls from soi6 multiple times for long time at 2 k (old), 2. 5 k (young).

Bar fines couldn't figure out yet. Had to pay min 500 to 750 BHT.

Planning to visit again, would like to know if I these are the usual rates or I can negotiate better or if the timing matters for bar fine.

Will try both GOGO and SOIs this time.

TIA.

[Axel Heyst]

Axel is not even on the ground.

Paolo,

I freely admit that. Read my last post. I am just honestly reporting what some of my pals who have visited the area tell me plus what I have read in many recent reports about various Go Go's that I used to frequent all the time. I have never said you can't have a good time in Pat and at some point in the future I will endure the 24-hour flight and return not just to LOS but to Phnom Penh, Jakarta, and the PI as well. I just represent a number of punters who were locked out of Thailand and SEA in 2020 and who found a new playground populated with smokin' hot girls who are super passionate in bed and just 7 hours and 45 minutes from my hometown. The more choices we have the better.

[Paolo99]

Here is another report to stop the trash talk on Pattaya from guys that are not even on the ground.

Each time I went in soi6 was around 19 o'clock and sometimes around 21.

That time it was around 19 on a Thursday evening, not the busiest night (Saturday nights seemed the busiest from what I've seen).

When I past that shop, that girl had a bit of my attention because she had a distinctive look compared to most other girls on the soi. It looked to me that she had some Chinese features, plus I could tell she had put some work in her hairstyle to look different (black hairs not as long as other girls, hairs arriving just upper her shoulders).

I didn't saw anything in the end of the soi so I came back and went straight to her.

She looked completely bored, didn't even looked at me and was probably in her own thoughts at that time.

Side note to the stinky guy, that alone doesn't mean the girl is lazy, maybe she has seen hundreds of stinky guys walking up and down the soi everyday, maybe she tried to wave them in but these guys didn't even paid attention to her and maybe she saw that these guys didn't even put a foot in any of the shops before leaving the soi.

When she saw me coming to her, her eyes illuminated and she smiled instantly, got up and took my hand.

I sat on the chair at the entrance of the bar. I asked her the price of the drink and she showed three with her fingers. She was trying to say she's been working there for three days only, so didn't know any prices.

The mamasan was not far, she took my order (beer at 85) and asked me if I pay a drink for the girl. I said yes, but only for sangsom. She said "sangsom with soda, right". I said "no, sangsom on the rock for her". She gave me a bad look like" hey man, how can you do that to that little girl? Obviously she and I didn't know what her little girl is made of.

That girl looked constantly happy and smiling, her face is different that the typical Eesan girls faces (white skin and very little make up), her body is excellent (except she is a bit short), her skin's color is very light, she wears braces, no baby, sweet and small pussy, very beautiful small boobs. She is the first girl I saw wearing these patches on her nipples. She said it's because some customers like to squizze them and it hurts her. See Stinky? You had a lot of griefs against these girls but it looks like they have also a lot to say about shitty customers.

She just started working there (3 days), and worked in 7/11 in Chonburi for 2 years before coming to Pattaya with her friend (they live together and work in the same bar and both of them are coming from Mookdahan (Eesan)).

I chose my seat very well because that bar has a mirror on the wall at the entrance on the right hand side, and I was sitting opposite to that mirror. Dream was standing in front of me and we were cuddling, talking and joking. My hands were all over her while we were constantly kissing each other, and from time to time I would get her skirt up and look at the shape of her beautiful ass wearing her black G-string in the mirror (that ass looked and felt perfect). She is not shy, there was a guy sitting on the opposite side, he could see everything, she didn't care, it's always a good point when the girl isn't shy in front of other customers or passer by.

That girl loves to dance and loves to get "mao" (drunk). The sangsom on the rock is nothing for her, I was having a good time with her so offered her a 2nd drink but that time I learned my lesson and ordered sangsom soda, at least she would make it last longer.

When it was time to go upstairs, she said something in my ear "chan ao mai keng na", which exact translation is "I'm not good at boomboom", in other words she is inexperienced. I thought it's cute from her to say that, she didn't want me to get disappointed in the room. See stinky? These girls have their own consideration too, and it's not only that they don't want to perform, but sometimes they don't know how to perform as anybody learning something new.

I told her "don't worry I'll do everything "baobao"(meaning softly) and "tchaatchaa" (meaning slowly)". She made me swear it and we went up to the room.

350 for the room, 160 for each LD and 1000 for her. The room was very good (the best I've sampled in soi6) and very clean. The whole bar gave me a very good impression, cleanliness of the place, room looked renovated, girl's uniform, and prices on par with other bars on soi6.

Upstairs everything was on the menu (no A+ and no rimming), DFK, DATY, and even a short BBBJ. She was just a bit tensed during the DATY, but the whole session went very smoothly.

So many trash talk about these girls, but personally I know that these moments are the ones that I will miss the most when I'll leave that paradise called Pattaya, and will be back to my life of slavery labour.

[Stinky Squid]

If anyone is a fan of perky nipples, I will give you a hint soon. Just remind me.

I now make it a routine that for late lunch and dinner I have no beer, and I confine the beer drinking to the GoGo bars. The reason: the draught beer for 65 or 75 bucks is an OK price, no need for bottled beer and about the same amount, and then the show is free. So I now have the program to check out every gogo bar around just to have a beer and see what happens. Doctor's orders.

And so I found a shy girl with perky nipples, for whom I will have to go back. But then on shift change up came a big rack mamma dancing provocative for me and so I had to reward her with a drink. We had a good chemistry and she quoted 4000 LT. Yes it is not cheap, but I don't give a fuck about money right now. Besides, the hotel for 150 Brazilian Real is hard to beat as high season hits Brazil too right now. Brazil can wait. And I save on the bar fine by picking her up at 1:45 am or so. Or I go back for the last half hour before they close. That way, if she "betrayed" me and walked out with another customer, I will try to catch the shy girl with perky nipples. After all, eye contact we already made, just I didn't feel like really double scheduling yet.

2 am isn't sooo late for an LT, and so we can save on the crazy excessive 2000 baht bar fine by just waiting until the end. I think this is the way to deal with gogo bars. Drink beer there and get the show for free, reserve beer bars for coke or water, and find multiple options and if anything sticks, come back for harvest at closing time.

Problem solved.