Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

I'm staying at the Penthouse (yes, I know. Don't judge me). Looking forward to my trip and if anyone up for meeting up, I'm game.

No choice but to judge. That place looks like a dingy dungeon. Reminds me of the house on the Munsters. Why not stay at a modern comfortable place without all the roaches and cats? How could anyone say if they wanted to meet up if you didn't mention when you are coming?

[HectorG]

Honestly, from the way she fucks, I think Ae and Lala's family must have gotten raised by dead possums.

Funniest story ever! So gents I want to thank you all for your advice. Heading to my first-ever trip to Pattaya. Quick question: if money was not necessarily an object, where are the hottest gogo girls? From what I've been reading sounds like Sapphire, Skyfall and Palace are tops, followed by models at the fishbowl soap massage places like Honey 2 and Sabai. Third option for cute cheaper girls sounds like Soi 6? I'm staying at the Penthouse (yes, I know. Don't judge me). Looking forward to my trip and if anyone up for meeting up, I'm game.

[Banana Boi]

An Indian tourist was severely injured when he fell from the balcony of his Pattaya hotel room on Thursday night, police said.

Charles Mahimai Mohan, 39, fell from the balcony of his room on the sixth floor of the hotel on Pattaya Klang Soi 14 in Tambon Nongplue, Bang Lamung district, at 11pm.

His fall was broken by a tree but left him severely injured. He was rushed to Pattaya Memorial Hospital.

His friends told police that the group of Indian tourists took five women from Pattaya Walking Street to the hotel and the group of sex workers demanded money from Mohan.

A friend said he saw Mohan stepping back from the women until he fell from the balcony.

The five Thai women denied intimidating or pushing the tourist and said he fell on his own.

Police have yet to interrogate the women and his friends.

Source: http://www.nationmultimedia.com/detail/breakingnews/30352871

May bring some unwanted attention to Walking Street a week after Walking Street cleared in the news of no prostitution.

[Banana Boi]

The hotter girls have more clientele; thus, one of the reasons why the less attractive girls, who are not so busy, tend to give better all round service.

possibly true but definitely not always the case. Went with a girl at hotel classic in Jakarta because she was super nice to me. Far less pretty than any other girl I went with in Jakarta but still would be top 5 percent on soi 6. Not that her service was terrible but not nearly as good as the pretty girls I went with in Jakarta.

[Turgid]

............. MP girls that have to do a lot of customers tend to be different and say that they don't want to cum, as will make them lazy for later customers. Some customer meets these lazy girls that already had a cum or 5 earlier in the day ...................

The hotter girls have more clientele; thus, one of the reasons why the less attractive girls, who are not so busy, tend to give better all round service.

[Dive Monger]

So awhile back I posted about this girl, I devirginized that worked at Iron. Turns out that she keeps bothering me a bit. She sort of wants me to help her get turned into some type of porn star so she can make the big bucks. When I first fucked her and her friend, it was very lame with her and no BJ. Now she wants her skills to be adequate before she gets barfined again by the next customer. The other day last week, she messaged me early in the morning on LINE. She wanted to come to my room and practice sucking cock. Crazy thing is that she wasn't going to make me pay anything. I had her come over and practiced sucking dick and licking balls for at least one and a half hour. She was still no good at it and I didn't cum, but it was a fun experience to watch her pretty lips and face try to work that mouth. At times her teeth would chip at my skin and she kept gagging and tearing when she attempted deep throat. Lucky for me I put a towel underneath because there was spit everywhere. She tells me she needs more help practicing her cock sucking skills, but unfortunately, I am out in Japan for the time being. Best of all it's all free from her.

I'm happy to help out with training when I am there in a few months. LOL.

[Dive Monger]

Gents,

A long long time ago I found a gem in Patpong at Star of Light who would do both a pretty damn good deep throat (to the balls), and also swallowed when finished. Not the best looker in the stable, and not young, but the service was off the charts. So I could easily overlook the other lacks.

She is long gone, for many years now.

I am planning on visiting Pattaya in late February, and thinking of resuming my (fruitless for well over a decade now, LOL) search for such a BJ expert ([CodeWord900], Gypsy, Circus if it is still open, any new BJ bars that have sprung up, etc.).

Have any of you fine gentlemen run into such a performer in Pattaya in the last year or two? Or am I destined to again be hunting for a week only to be disappointed? (but the hunt is actually pretty fun even if ultimately unsuccessful at locating the primary objective, LOL).

Thanks.

[Syzygies]

If a hooker is so disinterested in you or disgusted by you that she can't even bother to pretend she wants to fuck you, even if only for your money, and you have to beg and convince her to let you pay her to fuck her, you should not be too surprised that the session will be awful as she will hate you and herself for fucking someone she dislikes and is disgusted by for money.

Yep! Many Thai hookers lack the professionalism to pretend they are having a fantastic time. Are they all fantastic actresses? Not at all. They may even have a GF and hate fucking guys, full stop. Some may find dick disgusting. Some may hate the Farang odours, arrogant attitude, or be scared to some extent.

We get wildly different ratings for the performance of the same girl, and this applies to Farang hookers as well. The girl's effort depends on her mood, is the money adequate, does she like you, is she scared the guy is going to puncture the condom, is she in good shape or having pain, etc. I read a report where the guy has panned her attitude, and yet she is tops for me (I must be acting the way she likes and not so stingy).

When I first came to Thailand, the percentage of girls that were bad fucks was very low compared to hookers in my home country. Thai girls seemed to have a better attitude. Young clueless dud fucks in Thailand seem to have increased dramatically. Why? I think 30 years ago, Thai girls were in awe of Farangs and Farangs were always seen as desirable. Not any more. Maybe the crap girl for me, is giving the young handsome Korean guy a much better service and she has decided 5 inch (or less) cock is much better for her. No Anacondas (a word known in common to many languages). LOL.

The more experienced girls are better at fucking, than the young newbies, so don't have too much prejudice about the girl's age, is my recommendation. My favourite regular is very experienced and well over 30. I also like a 21 year old or two, but they have plenty of experience since 15 years old, I reckon.

I find a significant percentage of Thai girls that know the guy (or not), are willing to let themselves go and cum. This was not the case in my home country with western girls. Maybe Thai girls are more sensitive than Farangs and cum easier. MP girls that have to do a lot of customers tend to be different and say that they don't want to cum, as will make them lazy for later customers. Some customer meets these lazy girls that already had a cum or 5 earlier in the day, and wonders why the girl is so pathetic. I certainly suspected things when a girl supposed to be good was so pathetic with me. Did she get any sleep, or worked too hard. Hence I prefer to take MP girls as soon as they arrive at work if possible. Being the 5th or 9th customer does not appeal.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

I have fucked dozens of women who are bad at fucking. This is not a problem for me because generally they like to fuck. But this agogo girl Lala did not even like to fuck or pretend to like and she told it right away after we started. She looked disgusted while I was fucking her. Touching her boobs was bad. Looking at her was bad. Telling a joke was bad. Everything I did was wrong. This made the whole episode crap. But it was all my fault, I should have sensed this at the club but was too mesmerized by her body. Live and learn.

If a hooker is so disinterested in you or disgusted by you that she can't even bother to pretend she wants to fuck you, even if only for your money, and you have to beg and convince her to let you pay her to fuck her, you should not be too surprised that the session will be awful as she will hate you and herself for fucking someone she dislikes and is disgusted by for money.

[Syzygies]

I mess with a normal chick in Dominican Republic that works at the bank corporate office. This chick even has a kid but still can't fuck for shit. I have hardly seen anything like it. For some reason she does not bend at the joints. So imagine trying to fuck a straight up stick person. We are friends and hang out and do stuff together, and she likes to fuck; but she is still bad at it.

I agree. Met this skinny and very cute Thai girl at a cart bar Apple. She had 3 kids already. Her pussy was a bit sloppy no surprise, but she seemed to have zero clues about what to do on the bed.

As for star fish, I have experienced a girl, somewhat star fish the first time, timid, scared, had not taken to me, whatever. 2nd time she had had a few leg opener drinks, and decided she liked me and we were having a fun time. The performance was passionate this time, and orgasmic (If I remember right. Long ago now). She was always pretty with a good body. That is only reason she got a 2nd chance. A girl can vary tremendously depending on her mood, should be pretty obvious. Unfortunately she left the bar (I heard was pregnant) and never seen again since. Another pretty girl down the drain (or up the spout I should say).

[Wimble]

Are you sure you were not dreaming that you were in Thailand and that the lady was not your wife? I have woken up trying to remember who was next to me.

She looked disgusted while I was fucking her. Touching her boobs was bad. Looking at her was bad. Telling a joke was bad. Everything I did was wrong. This made the whole episode crap.

[Finnish Fucker]

It is not always a treatment. Just like anything else in life there are some people cut out and gifted for some things while being shitty at other things. Not everybody is skilled at fucking, no matter how much practice they have had. So I wouldn't go looking at it as they are trying to spite you or rip you off.

I mess with a normal chick in Dominican Republic that works at the bank corporate office. This chick even has a kid but still can't fuck for shit. I have hardly seen anything like it. For some reason she does not bend at the joints. So imagine trying to fuck a straight up stick person. We are friends and hang out and do stuff together, and she likes to fuck; but she is still bad at it.

I have fucked dozens of women who are bad at fucking. This is not a problem for me because generally they like to fuck. But this agogo girl Lala did not even like to fuck or pretend to like and she told it right away after we started. She looked disgusted while I was fucking her. Touching her boobs was bad. Looking at her was bad. Telling a joke was bad. Everything I did was wrong. This made the whole episode crap. But it was all my fault, I should have sensed this at the club but was too mesmerized by her body. Live and learn.

[MutantChicken]

Tonight I stopped to talk to a 7 on Soi 6 at Jungle bar. Jungle bar is right next to Nature bar. To me it looks like they are related, and so hence would have a similar room pricing? I had already sessioned twice before at Nature bar and the cost of the onsite room was 400 baht each time.

So when the chick told me that the cost of the room at Jungle bar was 500 baht I was somewhat surprised (and shocked). 500 baht for a small room that they don't even clean between sessions, and for which I am there for about 30 minutes is quite annoyingly high.

So I passed on the chick. They didn't even try to call me back. I just find it strange that they are prepared to lose the 400 baht that I was prepared to pay for the room, plus the 1000 baht that I would have paid the chick. Total of 1400 baht just walks away for the sake of holding out for an extra 100 baht. Strange place this Thailand.

My only explanation is that the girls have to stick to fixed prices as set by their managers. I don't know.

Anyway I walked 5 metres across the road and sessioned with a chick at Horny bar for 400 baht for the room, and 1000 baht for the chick.

All the bars mentioned are part of the night wish grp bars so they all should be the same price.

[Goatscrot]

Why argue or fight? There are plenty hookers to go round, Just move on.

It has been said that in Thailand you never loose your girl. You just loose your turn!

Enjoy,

Hotman.

Absolutely! And why "compete" for gals as well? Makes no sense at all unless a dude has to stroke his own ego. I'm sure the gals are having a right laugh.

[Wimble]

For me that is usually not a problem if I decide to stay. But if asked before even looking inside, I would probably walk. This was even before Starbucks, though I am not sure if their policy change is international. I think for the younger guys the minimum drink could be a problem. But then they should be able to pull without paying anything for various reasons. I suspect the drink policies will change over time and based on clientele.

So, my AVOID bars on Soi 6 due to overpriced rooms or one drink minimums are now:

Jungle bar.

Lust on Soi 6.

Miss BHaven.