Pattaya Reports

[Paolo99]

Finally meet one that was hot, GFE and fun to be with. Pretty face, slim, rocking little body with perky little tits and a nice firm ass. New in town and in Patts to visit friends. We have an awesome time at Ibar followed by a night of great sex. 3 really good rounds with lots of DFK and good CIM finish. I paid her the agreed on sum (can't remember if it was 2 k or 3 k) and I even threw in a nice tip of a few hundred baht more to show my appreciation.

She sends me a text later that evening. What did she do with the money I gave her? She spent it on a horrendous multi color tattoo covering her entire abdomen. And she didn't' even have any belly damage. Beautiful girl ruined by the stupid Pattaya tattoo culture.

You can't make this shit up. 555.

I'm guessing that she was probably not there just to "meet friends" if she did all these things with you and finished the next day with a huge tattoo.

[Uncle Volodya]

The saddest part of it all is that when a farm fresh girl rolls into Pattaya at age 19, it only takes a few weeks because she starts getting ruined by packing on the weights, getting pierced, getting tattooed, braiding in multi-colored weave hair, smoking, doing drugs and becoming an alcoholic. She sees it as the norm, because that's what she is surrounded by there.

So true!

I was having a hell of a time finding good girls at Ibar last summer. Most were overweight, old or tatted up. The few that were passable were the usual Ibar primadonnas that I try to avoid (and that are tatted up anyway).

Finally meet one that was hot, GFE and fun to be with. Pretty face, slim, rocking little body with perky little tits and a nice firm ass. New in town and in Patts to visit friends. We have an awesome time at Ibar followed by a night of great sex. 3 really good rounds with lots of DFK and good CIM finish. I paid her the agreed on sum (can't remember if it was 2 k or 3 k) and I even threw in a nice tip of a few hundred baht more to show my appreciation.

She sends me a text later that evening. What did she do with the money I gave her? She spent it on a horrendous multi color tattoo covering her entire abdomen. And she didn't' even have any belly damage. Beautiful girl ruined by the stupid Pattaya tattoo culture.

You can't make this shit up. 555.

[Rick Rock]

Truth be told that goes for BKK as well. The higher the prices go; the worse it seems to get. Agreed, the heads were never that good, but the bodies used to rock. Now, fat abounds.

Yep. Sadly there seems to be a generation of guys coming in from the West now that have it so bad back home that they think what they see in Thailand now is amazing. If you're already conditioned to see extremely obese stretched out whales covered in face and "sleeve" tattoos on a regular basis, you will think a flabby 75 kilo Thai girl with a dumpy ass, saggy mom tits, and "only" 7 tattoos is a "thick MILF" who wants "a mere" $200 for a shag. It's incredible from an anthropological standpoint, but sad if you're a hobbyist who lives here full time and has seen the recent developments.

I mostly go to places for locals now. If you rock up to a nice brothel for Thai guys, you won't see many fatties, very few tattoos, and often even no moms at all. Soapy I just stopped at last week up in Isaan the papasan told me he had a "no moms" rule for staffing. It's good business for him. Thai guys don't want used up women. But a lot of Farang seem to chase them down exclusively. I told him he could refer to the rejects to the most popular go go bars on Walking Street or Nana Plaza and make a killing.

The saddest part of it all is that when a farm fresh girl rolls into Pattaya at age 19, it only takes a few weeks because she starts getting ruined by packing on the weights, getting pierced, getting tattooed, braiding in multi-colored weave hair, smoking, doing drugs and becoming an alcoholic. She sees it as the norm, because that's what she is surrounded by there.

[Rick Rock]

We don't disagree with your comment Rick. Ugly girls work in every country. Indonesia, Phillippines, Cambodia, Singapore, USA, Australia, UK, Germany, Spain, Brazil, Cuba, etc. Personally I wouldn't touch 95% or more of the girls in Pattaya or Bangkok. That number is 99% in Phnom Penh. For my taste I have seen photos of girls from The Good Old Days and I would have bolted from Thailand if those were the best of the best faces.

Whatever you want to say about faces and subjective beauty standards, the fact is obesity, baby damage and tattoos are rare in Phnom Penh and Cambodia but very common in Thailand and the Philippines. Years ago you'd struggle to find a fatty in either. Now they're normal, and charging ten times the money. The Americas and Europe are already mostly doomed with fatties, but the FKK in Germany are still pretty good about sourcing non-damaged women with fit bodies and firm tits.

[EihTooms]

This is straight up facts. You can't beat the Cuba experience. People got to give it a chance, and go in with an open mind, and not ready to compare Cuba to other Latin American cities, or South America.

One of my favorite porn series from years ago was Panochitas #1, #2, #3, etc. The director took a couple of male porn stars to a never disclosed location in Latin America, hired an offscreen translater and likely pimp or mamasan, a handful of local hookers (definitely not experienced porn actresses) and filmed the action in hotel rooms and sometimes natural beach or brook side settings.

The girls were not top beauties but very doable and, man, their attitudes and especially some of their blowjobs were off the chart dedicated and complete! Check out Panochitas #4, which is still floating around online.

Since the actual destination where they landed and arranged for those little honey first time porn actress hookers was never disclosed, I could only guess it might have been Cuba. Do you, JohnnyVegas or anyone else know about that series well enough to confirm or clarify? I would definitely book a month in a destination stocked with girls providing that level of attitude and service.

[FL Hawk]

I am not sure which Pattaya you are referring to. I arrived this past Sunday, and had a chance to visit a couple of gogo bars. I did not see any overweight, unfit girls. As to the ugly tattoos, that is your opinion. I am a "don't care" when it comes to tattoos, they don't bother me.

I have moved away from gogo girls a long time ago, due to escalating prices, but I have been pretty satisfied so far with FLs, and there are plenty of them in Pattaya.

Haha. I could ask what Pattaya YOU are referring to!

[Chris H]

Totally agree. Cuba is #1 on the East Coast / Caribbean side. Total GF experience, the best BJs, and starting at only $20. All young, pretty Latinas with hot bods.

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This is straight up facts. You can't beat the Cuba experience. People got to give it a chance, and go in with an open mind, and not ready to compare Cuba to other Latin American cities, or South America.

[Lefeu]

...The vast majority of women hooking in Pattaya now have baby damage, are overweight / unfit, have lots of ugly tattoos, or have unattractive looks and personalities overall. Even in the overpriced go go bars that want $200 for sex...

I am not sure which Pattaya you are referring to. I arrived this past Sunday, and had a chance to visit a couple of gogo bars. I did not see any overweight, unfit girls. As to the ugly tattoos, that is your opinion. I am a "don't care" when it comes to tattoos, they don't bother me.

I have moved away from gogo girls a long time ago, due to escalating prices, but I have been pretty satisfied so far with FLs, and there are plenty of them in Pattaya.

[Uncle Volodya]

Mr. E, you haven't noticed the lack of talent and girls since New Years? I have a few guys on the ground with the same opinion that there is oddly many girls missing. Many of my girls were back home and are slowly making their way back to Pattaya now.

Lucky Nuts, the gogo bar talent is WAY down from 2 years ago. It's a struggle to find super hot girls even in gogo bars in both Pattaya and Bangkok. Back in the good old days (2-3 years ago) it was so easy.

Walked through Soi 6 again about an hour ago. Yes I know I was early at 2:10 pm but I just finished lunch with a hot gogo girl at Hard Rock Cafe. Almost empty on Soi 6 and no Breadman I did not go get glasses in hopes that girls magically appear if I am wearing them. Here is how empty Soi 6 was looking at 2:10 pm. Didn't look much better after 4:30 pm the other day. Even Ruby Bar had only 10 girls the other day. Pussy Club and Red Point were likely the 2 busiest today, each with about 10 girls.

I thought it was like this too last year as well. Ibar, Si 6, and Gogos all devoid of girls I thought were cute. Girls do seem to go home this time of year. I was happy to hook up with my little shopgirl right after New Years otherwise I would have been one sad camper.

That's why I chose to go to Jakarta for the Winter break instead this year. Met some very lovely girls so am glad I skipped Patts this year. But there is still no place liek it and I will be back soon.

[XXL]

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For my taste I have seen photos of girls from The Good Old Days and I would have bolted from Thailand if those were the best of the best faces.

Let's not forget taking good pics was hit and miss in those days. You took 2 dozen pics and had them developped back home. One or two came out good, the rest was only for memory's sake.

Today you take hundreds of pics of one girl and keep only the ten best pics. You see the result at once and improve angles and postures as you go. Different photo game alltogether.

[Goatscrot]

This is the truth that a lot of people in Pattaya regularly don't want to admit. The vast majority of women hooking in Pattaya now have baby damage, are overweight / unfit, have lots of ugly tattoos, or have unattractive looks and personalities overall. Even in the overpriced go go bars that want $200 for sex.

It definitely isn't what it used to be at all. It was easy to ignore the butter faces years ago when they all had nice fit thin farm girl bodies. It's harder to get around an unattractive face when it's attached to a stretch marked soggy body with saggy tits.

I wish it was different. But it's not.

Truth be told that goes for BKK as well. The higher the prices go; the worse it seems to get. Agreed, the heads were never that good, but the bodies used to rock. Now, fat abounds.

[EihTooms]

I believe The Cane's comments are based on his sole visit to Pattaya from years ago. I believe he struck out bad in Pattaya. I know a couple of other guys who have struck out bad in Pattaya too because of either their age, looks, or lack of connection with a 20 ish year old girl.

I'd love to visit this mythical Pattaya filled with beautiful 20ish year old girls intent on providing fabulous service to anyone except us ugly old farangs who fail miserably to make a connection with them. I would welcome the opportunity to strike out with one, two, hell, maybe even three of them in town. But my observation of the place is pretty close to that of The Cane, Rick Rock and some others here. The problem is finding a girl whose looks and demeanor (yes, even when she is not looking directly at me, not even aware of me, and therefore is not reacting to how repulsive I am) are such that I'd want to step up to bat for her in the first place. And I have had at least three 2-3 day and night trips in Pattaya over the past couple of months.

[JohnnyVegas]

I believe The Cane's comments are based on his sole visit to Pattaya from years ago. I believe he struck out bad in Pattaya. I know a couple of other guys who have struck out bad in Pattaya too because of either their age, looks, or lack of connection with a 20 ish year old girl...... I wouldn't touch 95% or more of the girls in Pattaya or Bangkok. That number is 99% in Phnom Penh. For my taste I have seen photos of girls from The Good Old Days and I would have bolted from Thailand if those were the best of the best faces.

Totally agree. I've been going for 14 years now. About 35 trips in total. In the old days prices were cheaper, girls were sweeter and would spend more time with you. I had them making me coffee in the am, etc. Now they're about a ST quick turn so they can go back to the club for another guy. Many even 3 in a night. They rarely have an excited attitude, spend too much time on those damn cell phones, and of course have a book of canned lies on why they can't stay for LT, etc. Oh well, still a ton of fun. Soi 6 is still the best deal!! Philippines comes in 2nd for me in SEA. If you can shake them off. They all want to stay a few days with you. Cuba is #1 on the East Coast / Caribbean side. Total GF experience, the best BJs, and starting at only $20. All young, pretty Latinas with hot bods. You just have to watch your valuables as most are a bunch of street rats.

This week I'm heading down under to Aussie and NZ and then to Polynesia. Fiji & TONGA. I don't expect too much if anything put will scout it out and post if anything good. After that I'm heading straight to BKK, UDON, and PATTs to celebrate my birthday the 1st week in Feb. Hit me up if anyone's around.

[Banana Boi]

I believe The Cane's comments are based on his sole visit to Pattaya from years ago. I believe he struck out bad in Pattaya. I know a couple of other guys who have struck out bad in Pattaya too because of either their age, looks, or lack of connection with a 20 ish year old girl.

We don't disagree with your comment Rick. Ugly girls work in every country. Indonesia, Phillippines, Cambodia, Singapore, USA, Australia, UK, Germany, Spain, Brazil, Cuba, etc. Personally I wouldn't touch 95% or more of the girls in Pattaya or Bangkok. That number is 99% in Phnom Penh. For my taste I have seen photos of girls from The Good Old Days and I would have bolted from Thailand if those were the best of the best faces.

[JohnnyVegas]

Spent a night bouncing around the agogos of WS. ... In the past I loved Sensations but the lineup was really weak now. Palace had a couple decent ones but nothing worth the 2000 baht models barfine. .

You're right. I always enjoyed WS Gogo's but now the BF prices are outrageous. I love IRON BAR. The best tits on the girls. My old friend a waitress is now a mamasan and she said for the main stage models I think it's 2000ST plus 3000 for the girl. Totally crazy. I went to iBar as it was late and chatted up a few girls and made eye contact with a few others. Finally saw this Ferrari of a girl with her her fat, Toyota GFs. So I paid attn to the Ferrari who was a totally sexy dancer. They were all a bit mao. But I bought a few shots and hung out and then asked the sexy dancer to come back with me. She was crazy in bed. I could do whatever I wanted. She spent the night and I kicked her out right before breakfast closed and gave her 2000. Great night after all.