Pattaya Reports

[LittleBigMan]

I believe all the ones next to palace and Atlantis. In two of them I had a drink and waited for the stage to rotate but not one I was attracted to. Come to think of it I was in Pattaya from sun-wed. Maybe better luck is to be had on Fridays and Saturdays as I finally managed to land a new girl in chiang mai last night. She told me she only works on Fridays. She wound up to be 38, I kept paying her for extras. Quoted at 3000 + 500 barfine but in total I gave her 12 k. Was a lot of raw sex and cumming in her mouth. No regrets here same as what I pay at home for an hour and she was a lot of fun. It was really hot she was willing to do anything if you bribe her.

Sounds like Tantra.

[The Cane]

Ladies are so cheap in Pattaya that yes, you can fuck all you want. The problem comes the inevitable burnout.

Another monger here told me how he'll be having sex and thinking about what he's going to have for dinner that night! I've never had a desire to live around a bunch of money grubbing tutes 24/7 365 days a year. Too much of a good thing LOL! I know from vicarious learning that I'm much better off taking well planned trips and going on back home. The scarcity that comes from having to fly to get it versus just strolling down the street to get me some. Keeps you coming back and hard!

[Dr Hong]

Or you're just another selfish westerner and don't even realize or care to even think about being respectful. Your #1 priority is a 30-40 year old to pamper you here the entire time that gives good head. Why don't you do it at home using seeking.com or similar? Cause you're cheap and selfish and you want a cheap lay so you fly out here. What I want is discretion so I can be respectful. I'm not going to lie and pretend that the locals don't mind at all. Take a look in the mirror, you're a 60+ creeper.

You don't know Thailand very well. The locals don't mind at all. Especially in Pattaya. Thai's aren't ageist. Thousands of 20 yo Thai girls are fucking 60 and 70 yo Thai men. Many more than they are farang. Thai men don't walk around holding hands with them because its beneath them and they don't want to get into trouble with the wife. Its got nothing to do with respect.

[GatorAk]

I believe all the ones next to palace and Atlantis. In two of them I had a drink and waited for the stage to rotate but not one I was attracted to. Come to think of it I was in Pattaya from sun-wed. Maybe better luck is to be had on Fridays and Saturdays as I finally managed to land a new girl in chiang mai last night. She told me she only works on Fridays. She wound up to be 38, I kept paying her for extras. Quoted at 3000 + 500 barfine but in total I gave her 12 k. Was a lot of raw sex and cumming in her mouth. No regrets here same as what I pay at home for an hour and she was a lot of fun. It was really hot she was willing to do anything if you bribe her.

After reading your other posts, it appears that you have been paying for sex for many years. Despite this, you seem delusional enough to not categorize yourself as one of the 'creepers' or a sex tourist visiting Thailand. I am 42, and when I see men with a hot, young woman, I smile and hope that one day, it will be me.

[Captain Solo]

It's wild to know 20 Thai bar women ganged up and assaulted a client. It's a very particular Thai situation. I don't think it would happen in any other country.

Most Thais are known for being very nice, happy, respectful, restrained. I was having lunch in BKK, ran into a group of college students and male, female soldiers. Some female soldiers were seriously hot and pretty. We were flirting, talking, taking pictures. The girls were pretty, outgoing, sweet, had fun with me, including an obvious trans girl, tall, big, muscular with deep booming voice. I had a wonderful interaction with them, fond of the warm, fun, friendly nature of young people outside of sex tourist districts.

However, Thais can occasionally explode in violent temper when slighted or insulted. That's why they practice kick boxing just in case. Don't ever say anything about their monarchy.

I have seen groups of Thermae women seething with anger as a few Euro guys walked in the cafe one night. This Brits went to a Pattaya bar with his "GF," looks like a katoye to me in the pic. He probably complained about the bar women and compared them with his "GF," wrong move, insulted and got beat up by all 20 women, including may be a few muscular katoyes in the mix. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. The guy was left lying down bloody in the street, so it was a serious beating. Wonder if the bar owner and law enforcement took any actions against these women. In California those 20 women would definitely be booked for assault and battery, misdemeanor or felony depending on injuries, spend 1 to 30 days in jail, based on previous records. That conviction follows them all their lives, cause delays and difficulties in interactions with any governments all over the world, like with Customs and Immigration in any country they travel to.

In Mexico's most popular hooker bar Hong Kong, if guys get caught filming strippers or lesbian shows, jacking off next to strip stage, insulting or annoying bar girls ect, they would be removed quietly by security guys. If they resist, security would thrash them around a bit to subdue, but never injure them, put them into headlocks and drag them out to the street.

I have seen a few fist fights between guys over girls, when half a dozen security and waiters quickly swooped in to restrain the aggressive guys. They are well trained, very good and very quick at spotting and controlling violent outbreaks.

Also seen and heard of vicious cat fight between bar girls over ballers with hair, nails, bikinis flying hehe, but never bar girls striking clients in the club. In any event, the scuffles were quiet, controlled and wrapped up in 5 to 10 minutes max. Everyone gets back to kissing and groping their girls like nothing happened.

Knowing a few extremely violent and murderous cartels capos also play in HK, I still feel safe and secure that I will not be harmed in that club. Back a few years ago I sat at the bar next to a nice, clean, good-looking young guys, watching the strip show, he was sitting there by himself watching the strip show with his glassy gaze, not drinking, smoking or doing anything. Saw HK's meseros and putas give him his wide space, then HK's entire management team line up, bow their heads, shake his hand. He shook their hands not saying anything, not even looking back at them. I figured he was a hot shot and scanned the club looking for his bodyguards but did not find any. With his arrests and pictures in the news later, I found out the guy was Ovidio de Guzman, middle son of El Chapo, then head of the Sinaloa cartel, the largest and most violent drugs trafficking organized crime group in Mexico.

There were other hot shot trafficos, looking mean and rough, playing in HK with bodyguards packing Mac-10 auto pistols, throwing hundreds to thousands dollars tips on strippers and bar girls. But everything was cool, civil and orderly. Nobody was beating up or shooting others over personal issues.

I sat and drank with Euro guys in titties bars. Some of them can be very vocal and rude on any subject. While truths, honesty and straight talking are appreciated, they can get people in troubles with strangers, but with just a little bit of tact they can become popular with any audience. Guys should share their honesty and truths only within well-known circle of friends whose judgments they can trust and reactions they can predict.

Here are pics of Rainy near Sukhumvit and a trans Euro in Khaosan area.

Just in General.

That slogan is Land of Smiles, but as many know criticism isn't one of their strong suits. Living with Thais I myself have seen countless situations where you think the mildest of personalities in a woman.

Then all of a sudden it happens they go off like a time bomb this is the same with the men. Men, I label them silently their actions as may be small dick syndrome (ego) I encounter them on the road each day tailgating my bike or vehicle even when I have a right to the road or can't go any faster because there is an obstruction in front of me. Their brains are so small that they react without thinking and then make some lame excuse for their action.

I look like one of them thus if I stare or get closer I'm not a threat. Many times curious I watch to see how long is it going to take for the explosion. I've seen women go off-throw knives, men beat the women as if they were in a MMA match. It is sad at the same time entertaining. Living here is like being close to a volcano ready to erupt.

From my sources, Paradise for those who know the place isn't loaded with stunners this Brit did not know how sensitive Thais are went in, started buying drinks then, complained about it being watered down, and then the prices. Looking for a threesome he took his older lady 35 compared to his late 20's, then told of the prices for BF for models vs agencies complaining that both categories of ladies weren't worth the pound and that many were too fat and had LB features, in fact, accused one of being one that he wouldn't pick or fuck any of them with the Thai door man small dick.

Of course, this went on and on finally to prove his point said he was going to take his iPhone out and take some shots to post and see if he was right that was the final straw that broke the camel's back as they say. While the volcano erupted Kaos (Not the GoGo) down the Soi the place was empty I did try to pay but go tired of waiting so I skipped. LOL! You can only expect Mai Pen Rai for so long then all of a sudden Boom Boom!

[Explorer8939]

Reading between the lines, it sounds like living in Thailand is just so full of sex, it's almost exhausting. That sounds awesome dude! God, I can't wait to go back.

Ladies are so cheap in Pattaya that yes, you can fuck all you want.

The problem comes the inevitable burnout. And you get picky. For example, if I want a quick finish, I will have the lady do Cowboy, but 90% do it wrong, and I don't feel their pussy.

I am going to invest in training for some ladies, I will have a more experienced lady show them what to do.

Or, there are ladies who are truly horny, and don't want a quick finish. Like a US girlfriend. It becomes work after a while.

If the ladies are okay, I can do 2 a days for a few days before burnout hits. At 2000 baht a pop, it's not too expensive.

[Newton York]

Be careful what you wish.

I'm a full time resident here, and it can be a challenge to maximize your fun.

First off, if you fuck too much too quickly, you feel like joining the priesthood after a while. Sometimes I fuck ladies with similar bodies and techniques too many times (or worse, the same lady too many times), and get tired of them.

Or ladies with good bodies but no technique.

Thai ladies don't like to talk about sex, so it's hard to teach them anything.

And then there are ladies who fuck too much and are burned out. One lady who comes to my condo has a Thai husband, a full time Farang customer plus she works bar and goes with customers Short Time. So by the time she comes to my condo, things aren't good downstairs.

Reading between the lines, it sounds like living in Thailand is just so full of sex, it's almost exhausting. That sounds awesome dude! God, I can't wait to go back.

[LastJungle]

Can you let us know which gogo bars on Walking Street you walked in to?

I believe all the ones next to palace and Atlantis. In two of them I had a drink and waited for the stage to rotate but not one I was attracted to. Come to think of it I was in Pattaya from sun-wed. Maybe better luck is to be had on Fridays and Saturdays as I finally managed to land a new girl in chiang mai last night. She told me she only works on Fridays. She wound up to be 38, I kept paying her for extras. Quoted at 3000 + 500 barfine but in total I gave her 12 k. Was a lot of raw sex and cumming in her mouth. No regrets here same as what I pay at home for an hour and she was a lot of fun. It was really hot she was willing to do anything if you bribe her.

[LastJungle]

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[Belvaros]

I have to admit that I find your references to those gentlemen that happen to be a few years senior to yourself as "creepers" offensive to say the least. And your statement that you are "sorry" is anything but genuine, to be honest. I will however take great pleasure in the knowledge that if you are so fortunate to live that long, you will also join the group you call "creepers", and somehow I doubt you will see yourself in that frame of reference. I suspect you will spend hours chasing girls of the age of your grand daughters and telling the tall tales of your youth. I also suspect that younger men also see you as a younger version of a "creeper". They are only 25 and not sorry at all. With experience sometimes comes perspective.

All the above was intended to be TIC. Mostly.

A+.

My GF in Bangkok is 22, I am in my 50's (pass for mis 40's I'm rold, meh), anyway, she gets hit on all the time and just prefers the "safety" with me. Also likes the security and lifestyle.

MANY much younger ladies adore me. Hansum man, LOL. When I was 45 I had 18-19 year old Arab girls chasing me, had a 22 year old GF. Then again I have had partners older than me, some looked dramatically younger (US missus). My father in law in USA was 25 years older than his wife but he had the most ridiculous genes that he could pass for 50 when he was 73.

Thai ladies on the game in many cases treat this like a job, and like to make it as easy as possible for themselves to extract our $ in the safest possible way and they often think us older guys have more $$.

If one is very nice and enjoyable company no age difference will be too much. Ask Mick Jagger's women over time. Some ladies like Daddy figures be they Thai, African, AA, other Asian or even Westerners, but of course, most, indeed almost all will be more attracted to the young man with game or $$$ or both plus looks.

All IMHO of course. YMMV.

[Banana Boi]

Was at the gogo bars too on walking street. Awful selection.

Can you let us know which gogo bars on Walking Street you walked in to?

[Bang4444]

First night, no action. Tired due to travel.

Second night. I want to try soapy massage places. Around 11 Went to Honey 2 first. Lot of ladies. Somehow I found most of them having big boobs. Mostly Si I guess. Anyway didn't find any of my liking. (price range starts 2200 with red).

Checked nearby Sabai dee. There collection was worse.

So, went to PP massage, there I found much better collection. Chosen one yellow category (3300). Don't remember name. Number 77 if I remember.

I found her friendly and very good.

Third night. Late afternoon, checked sabai Dee first. Again disappointed. Didn't want to go Honey 2, but still I checked before going anywhere else.

One girl I like this time from Red category (2200).

Somehow I liked her facial expressions and went for second with 700 extra.

Hope to return Pattaya soon.

[Ebauche]

We all are visiting one of the most notorious fleshpots in the world. Why would we be concerned about what "looks silly?" Sounds to me more that you're struggling with your own puritanical guilt, and projecting onto others the misgivings you yourself seem to feel about engaging in pay-for-play activities.

We all have our preferences, what gets our juices flowing. Some, regardless of age, desire pretty young things as you reference. My frequent wingman MUST have huge tits, preferably fake. I don't get it, but that's what he likes. I prefer a 30-40 year old, preferably engaged for my entire visit, to completely pamper me inside and outside of the bedroom. Helps if she has world class head skills.

You apparently want, above all, to appear as if all of this transactional sex in a city & country notorious for transactional sex, to be "normal. ".

Sorry but it just looks silly. I don't even like to be seen with them at my current age even though it may appear just a bit more innocent. When you're looking at a 60+ guy with a thai girl 40 years younger it's really obvious what's going on here. Apologies for being judgemental, I am being judgemental, but you have to admit it looks silly and I go out of my way to make it look less silly or so that nobody sees it. I feel it's disrespectful to this beautiful country to come here simply for a cheap lay. One time in chiang mai some thai guy on a bicycle rode past me and said something in thai, I don't know what it was but it had "boom-boom" in the statement. I was alone, with nobody. He saw a white guy alone and he probably said oh look another farang here just for boom boom. I suggest you become a bit more self conscious of what you're doing and that some locals may find it disrespectful. There's plenty of countries with trash people and trash cultures that I wouldn't mind shitting all over. This is not one of them.

[The Cane]

My take is that some younger mongers resent the fact that there are septuagenarians banging the same girls that they are.

I recall seeing a post on this site a long time ago from a younger monger who had the gall to say that older mongers should fuck women their own age! WTF? What a load of self-serving BS! Let's see if he's saying the same thing 20 or 30 years from now. Will probably be hooked up and weighed down by some demanding old hag with a stiffy yearning for younger pussy (and realizing how stupid he was back then). Oh, the unlearned arrogance and ignorance of youth!

[Turgid]

I have to admit that I find your references to those gentlemen that happen to be a few years senior to yourself as "creepers" offensive to say the least. And your statement that you are "sorry" is anything but genuine, to be honest. I will however take great pleasure in the knowledge that if you are so fortunate to live that long, you will also join the group you call "creepers", and somehow I doubt you will see yourself in that frame of reference. I suspect you will spend hours chasing girls of the age of your grand daughters and telling the tall tales of your youth. I also suspect that younger men also see you as a younger version of a "creeper". They are only 25 and not sorry at all. With experience sometimes comes perspective.

All the above was intended to be TIC. Mostly.

My take is that some younger mongers resent the fact that there are septuagenarians banging the same girls that they are and probably doing a better job at it as well. We older guys need to take better care of our bodies to be able to do that. My days of getting piss drunk and burning the candle at both ends are over.